Offical RAW Thread for 08/17/09 - Not Another Crappy GM III

[Xero]

Sup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww/old

[Londoner]

Only watching to see HBK return, not fussed about anything else.

[PorkSoda]

IDK why I never thought of this before, but you can watch Raw via YOUTUBE now. Fuck, I haven't missed any show since last week. Considering I havent watched wrestling on TV, except for a couple shows, since fall of 2007, I'm friggen pumped.

I might eat a cheeseburger to celebrate. I got french toast now.

[CSL]

Gonna be watching a Mark Wahlberg film instead. That's how into RAW I am atm

[Cool King]

Oh joy, Raw tonight.

And the ever classic "Champion & No.1 Contender VS Heel Tag Team" Match. :roll:

How will they ever co-exist!? And on the last Raw before SummerSlam too! :eek:

*Fake Excitement*

Meh, I'm sure Raw will be it's usual bad self tonight. Though I want Raw to prove me wrong.

[KIRA]

I wonder sometimes if Vince looks at his RAW shows and actually likes what he sees

It feels like weve been stuck in a loop for the past few weeks as far as matches go Shaqs Raw was the last time I was pumped but i keep hoping things change

[ClockShot]

Unless former creative writer Freddie Prinze Jr. got something decent lined up, I'm not all that interested this week.

Probably just watch the first hour then jump to baseball.

[KIRA]

is that whos hosting this week

[mike adamle]

I might as well get this outta the way right now... the ref. that's gonna be in the diva's match is still a fag.

[Mr. C]

I’m looking forward to D-Generation X and not a lot else, to be honest. There’s little keeping me watching RAW these days.

It would be gold for someone in a fisherman’s slicker to come up from behind Freddy Prinze Jr. Obviously, Santino Marella would be the culprit so he could spout out the line, “I would’ve gotten aways with it too…”

[mike adamle]

I'm also not looking forward to that, but since I'm a hypocrite, a parasite, a tapeworm I'll continue to watch.

[Londoner]

I really hate the way the letters DX look these days.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HBK has to be turning heel at SummerSlam

[Londoner]

Freddie looks decent.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Why else would they have spent all this time without him touching the members of Legacy?

[Londoner]

:shifty:

[Londoner]

Heel hbk= RATINGS

[Innovator]

Wheres your wife dammit?

[Innovator]

Oh jesus

[Londoner]

Oh and the raw circus begins

[Londoner]

Santino lol

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino rules.

[thecc]

Freddy the prince june.

[thecc]

yesss, Emo Santino

[Emperor Smeat]

I might as well get this outta the way right now... the ref. that's gonna be in the diva's match is still a fag.

:lol: not the part of if he is or isn't but the fact that yeah its going to be the same ref again who never shows up unless its that match.

[Jannettyzilla]

If Santino did this for 2 hours, it would be the best Raw EVAH!

[Londoner]

Nah, it wouldn't!

[Jannettyzilla]

Nah, it wouldn't!

That's true. But I can dream. :drool:

[mike adamle]

Randy gotta good pop.

[Londoner]

Why so serious orton?

[Londoner]

Go on orton, tell us how you'll win, blah blah blah

[mike adamle]

I'm completely fine with that.

[ClockShot]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

[mike adamle]

Actually, no I'm not, I want a punt.

[Droford]

Santino needs to be on 24

(about 10 minutes behind)

[Londoner]

decent promo from him for once

[Jannettyzilla]

Great heat, suprisingly.

[Blakeamus]

Pretty good opening segment. Wonder what main event he was going to announce?

[Indifferent Clox]

please be against evan bourne, please have bourne win

[Pardeep 619]

Is it worth me turning on the TV to watch Raw tonight?? I've been really pissed off and bored watching it in recent months

[Jannettyzilla]

Kofi/Carlito?

[Londoner]

Who the fuck is that with carlito

[Jannettyzilla]

Carlito's next gimmick will be Cousin It.

[ClockShot]

Rosa out with Carlito. They dating or something now?

[Londoner]

lol carlito needs a hair cut

[Hanso Amore]

Rosa out with Carlito. They dating or something now?

They are both Spanish, so in WWE logic that means they must want to date

[Jannettyzilla]

The Rock was a US Champ?

EDIT: As I thought, NO.

[Hanso Amore]

That was a very good match

[Londoner]

Good match!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

Nice finish.

[ClockShot]

THE RETURN OF DX.....................YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

*yawn*

[Emperor Smeat]

good match, crowd really was in to that match and finish.

[JT]

how many re-formations can one group have in 3 years?

[Londoner]

THE RETURN OF DX.....................YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

*yawn*

Fuck DX. HBk is all that matters.

[Jannettyzilla]

I really want to see Kelly Kelly take up a heel gimmick where she brags about being the best diva because she's the blondest diva.

It'd be funny, because it's the way WWE sees her anyway.

[Londoner]

:lol:@ that fact just then

[Jannettyzilla]

Fuck DX. HBk is all that matters.

Double true.

[Londoner]

However, old dx moments=ratings

[KIRA]

is it really worth bragging about to say you beat the teen choice awards

[Blakeamus]

WWE thinks the "WWE Universe" forgets things like reformations, storylines, etc. Didn't I hear Lawler say that you can name Carlito on the list of US Champs if he defeats Kingston? :wtf:

[Jannettyzilla]

:lol:@ that fact just then
Awww, I missed it! Was it the fact that more mental patients watch Raw than Doogie Howser?

[Londoner]

Awww, I missed it! Was it the fact that more mental patients watch Raw than Doogie Howser?

It was what KIRA just mentioned.

[Jannettyzilla]

This promo is really good at reminding me of every reason why I never liked DX.

[Jannettyzilla]

It was what KIRA just mentioned.Nice. :lol:

[Londoner]

:rofl:@the stupid poll question

[Blakeamus]

MIZ! With new ATTIRE!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Miz with real trunks? Really? So he's what, new music away from a title reign?

[KIRA]

wow miz looks gay He had this fem stance going.the tights will take getting used to but it does make him look more like a serious competitor ..id love for him to team up with swagger though

[Londoner]

Ads again!

[Blakeamus]

FINALLY! Evan Bourne isn't fighting a HOSS!

[Londoner]

Yet Bourne will still lose.

And get released.

And move to TNA.

[Jannettyzilla]

Forgot he's a hometowner. Give him the win!

[Blakeamus]

He'll probably be booked on the Superstars taping and go over on there

[Blakeamus]

I love how some of his arsenal are "indy moves" that WWE let pass...

[Londoner]

There we go, Miz wins.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I HATE THE FUCKING BREAKDOWN

GOD DAMMIT

[Jannettyzilla]

Not bad. Getting Miz over again could take a few of those, though.

[mike adamle]

Well, with the guest host incapacitated within the first 15 minutes this Raw's been pretty damn good.

[Londoner]

oh ffs

[Jannettyzilla]

I wanna see Jillian, in character, drunk.

That'd be hot. :heart:

[Londoner]

hahahaahha santino :(

[Indifferent Clox]

the hair and the hat are connected lol

[Londoner]

And the DX circus begins.

[ClockShot]

No. No I'm not ready.

[Londoner]

lol@the shit 1 person chant of 'suck it'

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Jannettyzilla]

Legacy was ready.

[Londoner]

oh noez not the precious dx!

[Emperor Smeat]

amazing that they really might be making The Legacy equal to D-X with the beatdown. Makes them look much better than before going into Summerslam.

[KIRA]

so it looks like trips wants DX back together so that shawn can be a decoy and Triple h can catch his breath

[Blakeamus]

I agree, this is pretty damn clever.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cody looks HUGE

[mike adamle]

Legacy was ready.

Good call.

[Jannettyzilla]

Dibiase was slightly less menacing than one of those Coca-Cola Polar Bears just then. :lol:

[Londoner]

Awwww. poor dx.

[Londoner]

This might be a good womens match.

[ClockShot]

Gail vs. Mickie. This match got potential if nobody does a run-in.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did the black ref get fired or is sick since he's not in the ring right now ?

[KIRA]

A divas match thats actually good

[Jannettyzilla]

This match is far too staged.

[Londoner]

Well this is shit.

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow, that was painfully bad.

[ClockShot]

Sloppy ending. Tsk tsk.

[Londoner]

Thank god thats over, could've been much better.

[thecc]

that young knockout chick

[Emperor Smeat]

yeah bad ending to what could have been a decent match.

[Jannettyzilla]

Thank god thats over, could've been much better.

Indeed. It looked like a practice session or something.

A poor one, too.

[ClockShot]

Out for the night.

Later, folks.

[Londoner]

Crowd was so dead for the first time tonight.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I might be crazy, but I think Gail got legit fucked up in that match somewhere.

She looked totally out of it for the DDT, she stood there like a zombie for the kick, and just fell flat when Mickie kicked her. I don't think that was the planned end for the match at all. Plus, Mickie looked worried.

[Londoner]

I might be crazy, but I think Gail got legit fucked up in that match somewhere.

She looked totally out of it for the DDT, she stood there like a zombie for the kick, and just fell flat when Mickie kicked her. I don't think that was the planned end for the match at all. Plus, Mickie looked worried.

Yeah, something looked odd.

[Londoner]

Well gee, aren't you clever cena.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Gail looked out of it too after the match. I'm about to go check my DVR and see what the fuck happened.

[Indifferent Clox]

i hate those things too! i love you cena!

:shifty:

[Blakeamus]

Do you see a Cena/Stridex commercial in the works?

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[KIRA]

Jericho and Show are gold theyre like some weird reversal of that bully and his stooge in A Christmas Story

[Blakeamus]

Cody Deaner > Gail Kim

[Londoner]

No swagger or mvp entrances? bastards!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay, yeah, upon further inspection, when Gail Kim missed the cross body, she pretty much dove face first into the mat. After she face planted, she was obviously fucked up. I think she more or less knocked herself out on the landing.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

No swagger or mvp entrances? bastards!

With all the coming and people getting on their knees, it didn't fit with the PG rating.

[Londoner]

Okay, yeah, upon further inspection, when Gail Kim missed the cross body, she pretty much dove face first into the mat. After she face planted, she was obviously fucked up. I think she more or less knocked herself out on the landing.

Ouch.

[mike adamle]

Jesus Christ not this again.

[Jannettyzilla]

Jesus Christ not this again.

[mike adamle]

Oh, and this refs still the fag, not the diva's ref. sadly.

[Londoner]

:roll:

[Londoner]

weak pointless waste of time

[thecc]

Lol what?

[Londoner]

*turns channel over*

[Indifferent Clox]

HAHAHAHHAHHA yes!

[Indifferent Clox]

you missed mcauly caulkin

[Blakeamus]

I wished I did...he looked cracked out!

[Jannettyzilla]

LOL

I had that muted and turned around to go "Who's that crackhead?" before realizing it.

[Kane86]

RAW HAS SUCKED BIG ASS TONIGHT!!!!

Thank god ROH is on monday nights now

[mike adamle]

This Raw is great compared to the last few weeks man, GIMME YOUR ADDRESS!

[Jannettyzilla]

This Raw is great compared to the last few weeks man, GIMME YOUR ADDRESS!

I agree with that, even without a Mizark match.

[Londoner]

*turns back in time for Y2J*

[Londoner]

Raws been decent btw apart from a couple of matches.

Mayweather next week!!

[Londoner]

Stupid poll. WHO GIVES A SHIT.

[Indifferent Clox]

i voted no

[Londoner]

Cena will win by a weird DQ.

[Indifferent Clox]

this mashup could've been amazing, but girl talk would've done a million times better and used like 33 themes. :shifty:

[Indifferent Clox]

Dqed for too long of a stare down between him and RKO

[AJHayes]

RAW HAS SUCKED BIG ASS TONIGHT!!!!

Thank god ROH is on monday nights now

Welcome back. I still require YOUR ADDRESS.

Now, fuck off.

Yes, Raw sucks. This is fact. However, I would rather have a rousing orgy with the golden girls than to deal with you back on the boards.

[Londoner]

3 on 1 beat up on cena coming perhaps?

[Emperor Smeat]

is this where i put the spoilers "Cena wins"

[Jannettyzilla]

Cena will win by a weird DQ.

So says the WWE Script Generator, V.2009....which is stuck on that one possibility.

[Londoner]

maybe not

[Jannettyzilla]

Mark Henry, MVP, Jamie Noble, and Bourne? SCARY!

[Londoner]

No DX?

[Kane86]

This is crap RAW is Crap tonight. I am so sick and tired of Orton opening every fucking show.

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh, I missed Kofi.

A lumberjack match where one side of the ring is unguarded. Now I've seen it all.

[Londoner]

This is crap RAW is Crap tonight. I am so sick and tired of Orton opening every fucking show.

Just fuck off, thanks.

[mike adamle]

This is crap RAW is Crap tonight. I am so sick and tired of Orton opening every fucking show.

GIMME YOUR ADDRESS!

[mike adamle]

Jamie Noble's face now?

[Londoner]

Noble's there? i havent noticed

[Londoner]

Wait why are the lumberjacks cheering orton? thought they were there cause they hate him?

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, he's the guy with the porn goatee. :lol:

[Jannettyzilla]

Wait why are the lumberjacks cheering orton? thought they were there cause they hate him?

:rofl: So true.

[Londoner]

Cena's winning at summerslam, take my word for it. :(

[Jannettyzilla]

Did Mizark just leave? Did they want to keep him out of the brawl because he's imposing? WTF?

[mike adamle]

Wait, so why didn't they dominate the lumberjacks before the match?

[Emperor Smeat]

so i guess the RKO no longer works on Cena if he got up that quickly

[Mr. C]

They utilized Freddy Prinze Jr. just right. Take him out most of the show rather than have him the focal point of the show. He took that backbreaker like a champion and was solid on the mic.

Carlito looked good against Kofi Kingston.

The Miz in tights might mean a push now.

I would’ve liked to see Shawn Michaels get some talktime, but it was a boost for Legacy, so well played to them. Thank you D-Generation X for reuniting.

I felt bad for Gail Kim and Mickie James. That was the worst match both of them have had. Even Mickie looked pissed. They just couldn’t find their rhythm, and it was probably met with a chewing out in the back. Gail was barely selling for Mickie, Mickie missed the Mick Kick and then smashed Gail with an elbow. We all know these two can do better…four great cheeks.

Chavo Guerrero/Hornswoggle was pointless, yet again.

Jack Swagger vs. MVP would’ve been built better in a Fatal Four Match. Having Carlito vs. Swagger vs. Kingston vs. MVP for the United States title would’ve built much better toward SummerSlam and worked much better, or at least it feels that way.

The main event was really good, but should've been for the Tag Team titles.

[muffalufagus]

What the hell has happened to RAW?

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah the endings for the women's match and tag match were bad but i think at least the women's match might of had a reason if Gail Kim really got hurt.

The best part of RAW had to be that The Legacy actually got a chance to be over D-X with that sneak attack and even stopped Triple H when he made a counter attack. That is something they never did with past opponents of the new D-X.

[Afterlife]

I thought Raw was alright tonight.

[Skippord]

The Miz winning a match pleased me

[Cool King]

Meh, I'm sure Raw will be it's usual bad self tonight. Though I want Raw to prove me wrong.

And Raw did just that.

Last nights Raw was pretty decent. Though I was surprised at the Mickie James/Gail Kim Match. What the hell happened in that match? :wtf:

I was surprised to see Macaulay Culkin of all people. When Chavo got hit with that paint can, I actually said to myself "What the hell is this? Home Alone?". Then lo and behold, Macaulay Culkin appears on screen.

I think what made it decent was the fact there was no blatant advertisements and that they actually had a Guest Host that actually knew the product.

[Afterlife]

And Raw did just that.

Last nights Raw was pretty decent. Though I was surprised at the Mickie James/Gail Kim Match. What the hell happened in that match? :wtf:

I was surprised to see Macaulay Culkin of all people. When Chavo got hit with that paint can, I actually said to myself "What the hell is this? Home Alone?". Then lo and behold, Macaulay Culkin appears on screen.

I think what made it decent was the fact there was no blatant advertisements and that they actually had a Guest Host that actually knew the product.

This is why I was glad to hear Prinze was a host: he was there for the show, not a promotion.

[Cool King]

Exactly, and all Guest Hosts should be on Raw for that reason and that reason only.