TPWW Hardcore Championship ver. 2

[Indifferent Clox]

A long time ago when I first started posting (circa 2003 i believe) There was a thread called TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP. As current TPWW Champion and the person with the highest number of reigns (see spam) I am bringing it back.

Rules- you must in your post describe the way you pinned the person before you. Much like the hardcore championship it is somewhat 24/7 except that the person posting before you must be online when you pin them. If they aren't online for 2 hours you may then make a pin anyway.


First person to post, just say *awarded title* but you can make a little story of it if you want.

[CSL]

Oh Clox

And are you fucking kidding me with that Fangel quote?

[Afterlife]

Kicks Clox in the nuts, takes title, leaves.

[Indifferent Clox]

As Afterlife begins to leave he feels a slight tag on the buttocks. He turns around expecting to find someone pleasantly waiting to grope him in a homosexual way. Instead he is belly to back suplexed through a nearby table, his head hits the wall on the way down, and he is pinned.

[Indifferent Clox]

Oh, you have to look at the current champions last activity to decide if they have been offline long enough. Not based on when they posted in here last.


Also. eventually I'll make it so that you can't get an automatic rematch. But untill it starts getting a bit more posts it's ok for now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noid fucks Clox in the ass to avenge Afterlife, to which Clox submits. Juan closes thread.

[Italian $tallion]

**GTV catches it all**

[James Steele]

JS asks Noid if he wants some tickets to the kickass RoH show nobody knows about, and he gets so excited once he finds out the main event will be Chris Hero vs Generic Indy Star With No Psychology #5920 that he faints. JS takes this oppurtunity to pin Noid to become the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

TPWW CHAMPION!!!!!

[Xero]

Xero summons the allmighty STEVE BLACKMAN and commands him to Soul Stare JS. STEVE BLACKMAN takes no commands and Soul Stares Xero, killing him instantly.

[FourFifty]

*does a little happy dance*

[James Diesel]

J. Diesel removes the Steve Blackman costume off of himself and breaks a massive bundle of an ultimate 42 kendo sticks over Xero's head, pins, takes title, and runs to Alcatraz for safety

[Xero]

Just as JD gets to the dock for Alcatraz, he sees a boat in the distance. As it approaches, Roddy Piper is revealed through the fog. He jumps from the boat and hits JD with a lead pipe and pins him. He takes off a Piper mask to reveal the real Xero as he runs off into the distance.

[CSL]

*Phones Clint Eastwood*

[FourFifty]

*Grabs a beer and watches this abortion of a thread*

[Indifferent Clox]

If you win you aren't TPWW champion. You are TPWW hardcore champion. I am TPWW Champion and I will never put my title on the line.

[James Diesel]

J. Diesel decides to be a man and use his own BXCW character, J. Diesel. As he swims at thrice the speed Xero's boat is going, he catches up and rips the motor off the boat (like a boss). He then proceeds to dominate Xero with furious vengeance and finally, with a .45 Special, makes Xero shout the words "I QUIT"

[CSL]

*Does an Adam Sandler impression*

[Volare]

Volare finds Jamesdiesel on the street trying to promote his new title. He gets ahold of Xero through the Vault, and uses him as a distraction. When jamesdiesel sees Xero, he panics and starts to run....into the size 15 steel toed boot of Volare, who pins him 1,2,3.


You new TPWW Hardcore Champion, "Big V" Volare.

[Outsider]

*sighs*

[Italian $tallion]

*walks to volare and just as volare is thanking vince mcmahon for the opportunity, Vince shoves him up against the wall like a piece of crap, rendering him unconscious and Italian $tallion gets the pinfall and the belt!*

:D

[Juan]

*fights urge to lock this thread*

[Italian $tallion]

That would make me the champion forever.

[CSL]

*Hits Italian $tallion so hard with his brand new finish, The Wiggida Wiggida Whacka, that his head explodes. Becomes new champion. Promptly awards belt to taker707*

[Italian $tallion]

**is dead**

[owenbrown]

If you win you aren't TPWW champion. You are TPWW hardcore champion. I am TPWW Champion and I will never put my title on the line.

And IF I become TPWW "commissioner" I will force you to defend or strip you of the title. :shifty:

[owenbrown]

:D Juan

[DAMN iNATOR]

*Hits Italian $tallion so hard with his brand new finish, The Wiggida Wiggida Whacka, that his head explodes. Becomes new champion. Promptly awards belt to taker707*

*Walks up to taker707 disguised as Chuck Norris, fist pops out of chin, knocks out taker707...*

*1...2...3! "BAHGAWD, we have a new TPWW Hardcore Champion!"

[Juan]

*urge to close rising*

[James Steele]

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[owenbrown]

*has an urge to destroy the hardcore title*

[James Steele]

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[owenbrown]

*agrees with Juan*

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well this WAS closed for a while...I don't care. I am not putting my championship up for grabs unless it's against IC and it's for both his and my title, end of story. It's my way or the highway, folks!

[Volare]

U need a um (cough) bodyguard? I'm not Diesel's height, but I guarntee I'm taller than most on here.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sure, there's no pay involved on my part to you since I get little enough as it is from this gig...I'll make you my bodyguard, as well as you are in charge of making sure the belt is not taken without my knowledge, and making sure it's nice and shiny for all my appearances in front of the parasitic tapeworms out there.

[Volare]

:lol: This otta be fun.

[CSL]

*Walks up to taker707 disguised as Chuck Norris, fist pops out of chin, knocks out taker707...*

*1...2...3! "BAHGAWD, we have a new TPWW Hardcore Champion!"

Unfortunately, since taker707 hasn't participated in this thread, you aren't allowed to interact with him like that, standard e-fed rules. Hence making your title win null and void, taker707 remains champion and this thread is pretty much dead as long as he isn't in it

[CSL]

You watch him fucking show up now...

[James Steele]

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[Indifferent Clox]

FROM THE SHADOWS

All day today I've been hanging around this house. Waiting. I haven't been able to sleep. I just need one phone call and then, I'm good. I wait patiently. Patiently. Suddenly the phone rings. Answer. And as soon as he does I move. His eyes are now filled with questions. I shove the cell phone into his skull. Even so, I think it was the wrong number.


*pins CSLI manning to become the champion*

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.p42.org/funny/phat%20pussy.bmp

Throws fatass cat onto Indifferent Clox. Clox knocked out due to the extreme fatness of the cat. Cat pins Clox and is new TPWW champion. Smelly Meatball rolls cat over to pin to become new TPWW Hardcore champion. Meatball hides into a room with all the doors locked, lights shut, and 1 window that is mysteriously open.

[James Steele]

Kane Knight crawls through the open window and recreates the Katie Vick angle with Smelly Meatball. In the process, Kane Knight pins Smelly Meatball for the 1-2-3 (and about 32 minutes in total).

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION... KANE KNIGHT!!!

http://www.w3bbo.com/forums/ASL-Creepy_Guy.jpg

[Indifferent Clox]

On TPWW.net, former Hardcore Champion and current TPWW Champion, "Indifferent Clox" makes a thread about Kane Knight. Which Kane Knight reads, cries and then spends the next 4 hours deciding on replies to amke to other threads so he doesn't ahve to break his "no replies with threads with my name on them" rule. He is obv. emotionally spent. I pin him and he doesn't even try to kick out.

[James Steele]

Juan locks Indifferent Clox in the dreaded Taco-Locko. Clox taps like a little bitch.

WINNER and NEWWWWWWWWWW TPWW Champion....JUAN!

[Indifferent Clox]

Not the Taco Locko. And Not Juan!

[Indifferent Clox]

Ok new rule you can't win the Hardcore championship on behalf of another poster or entity or whatever. Only the poster you are can win.

Also you can't retire the title.

[Indifferent Clox]

However, I will take the title off Juan and on James Steele.

[CSL]

Important question: Since the title can't be retired, can it be destroyed via bomb?

[Indifferent Clox]

No bombs nor via anything. But now your the champ because I'm the crazed/ stoned commissioner and I can put the belt on anyone. RUN WITH IT!

[CSL]

*Eats title*

[Juan]

lol

[Indifferent Clox]

Stabs you in stomach and takes it out of you wipes off on shirt and puts around waist.

[Juan]

Stabbing? Cheater

[Indifferent Clox]

new jack did it.

[Indifferent Clox]

ok in the interest of fairness i offer him a rematch, but he comes in and in the interest of fairness swallows the title again. I then fill his mouth with draino and he vomits it up in the hospital in a life saving procedure that the american insurance woun't pay for as a pree existing condition due oto the stabbing story on tpww.

[James Steele]

JAMES STEELE ANNHILATES DIFFERENT CLOX. HE TRAPS HIM IN THE CAPS LOCK. CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS! CLOX TAPS!

THE WINNER AND NEWWWWWWWWWWW TPWW CHAMPION: JAMES STEELE!!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

*Sneaks up behind Steele, and hits him over the head with a 'think BIG' size bag of Skittles, and gets the pin, as the Skittles scatter everywhere in the ring. J.R. then races into the ring looking concerned for Steele, before pulling out a giant bottle of barbeque sauce. He pours it over the Skittles and devours them one by one to the crowds mixed delight and disgust.*

[Indifferent Clox]

You aren't TPWW Champion if you win, you are TPWW Hardcore Champion. I only put my TPWW Title on the line in Efeds.

[James Steele]

This technically is an e-fed.

*announces a clusterfuck 10-man hell in the cell ladder match for the TPWW Championship @ the next PPV...SUMMERFEST

[The Jayman]

As DAMN iNATOR is celebrating in the ring watching JR eat the bbq'd skittles, The Jayman comes into the ring looking to form an alliance. They shake hands but as DAMN INATOR turns around he is met with a pie to the face from Jayman's secret partner...Doink the Clown! The Jayman pins DAMN iNATOR to win the harcore title and him and Doink leave in a small clown car and DAMN iNATOR lays in the ring while JR licks the pie off of his face.

[Indifferent Clox]

Roll up pin. New hardcore champ!

This is not an EFED at all. EFED's are still decided by a booker. Not just someone coming in and saying "I win".

[ROHFan21]

ROHFan21 while waiting for Indifferent Clox to turn around places a steel chair on the ground. Clox turns around ROHFan21 nails him with a knee to the gut and follows up with a jumping facebuster to the chair. ROHFan21 puts 1 finger on Clox chest and gets the three count winning the Hardcore Title. ROHFan21 straps on the title and heads out of the arena hopping in a car and driving off

[Gertner]

Gertner with his manager Mike Knox's beard follow ROHfan21 in their Dodge Stratus. Meet ROHFan21 at his home. Pulls a steel chair out of Knox's beard and wallops him with it. The ref who travelled with the two makes the count. Gertner wins the belt and drives back to the arena.

[screech]

At the arena, screech ambushes Gertner and the two brawl all the way down to the ring. Gertner gains the upper hand, and is gearing up for his finisher. Suddenly, the arena lights go red and a sadistic laugh echoes throughout. On the titantron appears a Kane mask followed by the phrase: "GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS!" Seizing the distraction, screech nails Gertner with a large Steveweiser can, pins him and grabs the belt. He is then carried out of the arena by AC Slater, who was doing commentary with Mr. Belding and Zack Morris.

[Gertner]

Damn it beard! Attack!

[Indifferent Clox]

Screech is porning it up in a nearby hotel room clox waits outside. As dustin and slater finiSh watching chyna breaks through the window. Screech diamond powers gives a quick crotch chop before running out of the room. Clox trips him into a nearby room service cart. Clox Pins the ko'ed screech to win the title.

[screech]

After coming to, screech sees Clox masturbating to Chyna's playboy (even though Chyna is naked in front of him). While watching in utter disgust, he hears the rustling of the beard of Mike Knox (sent by Gertner to get revenge) behind him and hits the deck. The beard KO's Clox, allowing screech to pick up the three count. The beard roars in frustration as screech hops on Lisa Turtle's pogo stick and they hop into the night.

[JT]

***Pulls out deed to title***

***Takes belt from IC***

***Slaps back of IC's hand***

***Leaves***

[screech]

*Watches this unfold on a monitor and laughs while holding the title he won from Clox earlier in the day*

[JT]

*Watches this unfold on a monitor and laughs while holding the title he won from Clox earlier in the day*

***screech realizes his belt is only a Diva's championship belt replica***

***emo tear***

[screech]

Now that doesn't make any goddamn sense.

[The Gold Standard]

While screech is in back trying to figure out what is going on, he turns the corner and there is Lisa Turtle. She lures him into the next room and The Gold Standard is there and hits screech with his robot, Kevin's, head, that he built during Saved by the Bell. The Gold Standard then covers screech and becomes the NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!

[screech]

As The Gold Standard is celebrating in his locker room full of gold bars, he neglects to realize that screech has painted himself gold to blend into the room. As he waits to attack, Shelton Benjamin enters to join the celebration. The new champ immediately creams his pants and faints. This allows screech to step on his chest and pick up the three count to regain the title.

[The Gold Standard]

As screech is walking back to the locker room thinking it is all over for the day, Zack Morris is there and he hits his remote control and the lockers fly open and smack screech in the face knocking him out. The Gold Standard runs out from the locker and covers screech to become a 2X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! On his way out he gives Zack Morris a gold bar for his help.

[screech]

As The Gold Standard is walking down the hallway, he runs into Kelly Kapowski, who is very excited to meet a champion. Her excitement turns to heavy flirtation as she begins make advances toward him (which he of course does not turn down). Zack Morris sees this as he comes from the locker room and becomes enraged. He grabs a nearby fire extinguisher and lays out the champion. Hearing the commotion, screech makes his way to the scene. Without asking questions, he makes the cover and gets the three count. Kelly grabs the title and hands it to screech, while a devilish grin appears across Zack's face. The three leave to celebrate the win at The Max, which Zack will pay for using the gold bar he received as "payment" from the former champion.

[Emperor Smeat]

While reading the highlights of TPWW Hardcore Championship match on tpww.com, Smelly Meatball rushes out of the house to find screech and Zack. Beats up both of them and pins screech to become new TPWW Hardcore Champion. As Smelly Meatball walks away, he realizes the gold bar is worth more and tosses the hardcore title into the nearest garbage can. Smelly Meatball runs to The Max and pins the owner of The Max to become new TPWW Gold Bar Champion.

[CSL]

*Slam dunks the funk*

[Indifferent Clox]

grabs the hardcore championship from the Trash.

Finds Smelly Meatball in his spaghetti and eats him along with the goldbar title.

[DAMN iNATOR]

*nails finishing maneuver on Screech, puts a chair directly underneath his head, grabs another and performs a Con-chair-to...*
1!...
2!...
3! (bell rings)

New Champ!

*promptly takes P.O.S. belt, drops it into the trash, and explodes the championship via remote, destroying it forever.*

[/thread].

[The Jayman]

comes out to win title then realizes the title has been destroyed. cries a little then says fuck it

[screech]

Knowing he didn't have the belt to lose, screech superkicks Clox out the window of The Max, and gets the three count in the parking lot. He grabs the belt and hops into Mr. Belding's car with the rest of the gang. They zoom away blasting the Saved by the Bell theme song.

[Indifferent Clox]

Clox was in the trunk. Do I even need to describe what physical pain screech and many other charecters, endured?

No.
123
new champ

[screech]

Way to get creative, Clox :roll:

[screech]

Back at the arena, Clox is celebrating his win in the locker room. As he leaves to make more ridiculous posts on TPWW.net, The Jayman (who was still upset after his missed opportunity) catches sight of him and attacks. He stands over him in disbelief, and is just about to make the cover, when screech blindsides him with the head of his robot. He then covers the fallen Clox to become the new champion.

[AJHayes]

Punches Screech directly in the penis. Then pins him and runs away, screaming like a scared little girl.

[screech]

While AJ Hayes is running like a girl, he runs directly into the rock hard abs of AC Slater, who was practicing dance moves with The Jayman, and is out cold. Jayman sees another opportunity to pick up the title, and is ready to seize it. Seconds before making the cover, Slater turns him inside out with a clothesline. This allows screech to crawl to the cover and pick up the three count. He hobbles away to put some ice on his penis, while The Jayman watches in anger.

[Indifferent Clox]

"ALLIGATORS! POKEMON! POKEMON AND ALLIGATORS! BAH GAWD NOT THE USED TOOTHBRUSH!"

Pin 123
new champ

[screech]

:wtf:

[screech]

Screech sends out his Snorlax to Body Slam Clox. Snorlax rolls over and uses Rest, allowing screech to get the pinfall.

[Indifferent Clox]

Nuh Uh

[The Gold Standard]

While screech is standing over Clox after taking the belt back, Violet Anne Bickerstaff runs up to the love of her life, screech. screech sees her and runs like hell. The Gold Standard sees screech running around the corner and hits him with a golden bar. He pins screech to be come a 3X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard walks away as Violet tends to screech.

[Indifferent Clox]

SWERVE!

[screech]

As The Gold Standard is walking to his car, The Jayman decks him with one of the champion's gold bars. With the champion down, he surveys the scene before going to make the cover. At the count of two, the Snorlax awakes from his slumber and attacks The Jayman in a grumpy rage. After seeing this unfold, screech covers The Gold Standard and gets the three count to become a nine time champion. Needing an escape, he reluctantly hops in Violet's car. The two drive back to Bayside High to meet the rest of the gang for a pep rally.

[The Gold Standard]

During the Pep Rally at Bayside High, the marching band is playing and screech going crazy. He loves it and then Violet tries to kiss him and he runs away. Hiding in the band playing the Gold Cymbals is The Gold Standard, and he jumps out and slams the cymbals against screech's head. screech falls down and The Gold Standard covers screech to become a 4X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!! The Gold Standard then takes the belt and runs to his car and speeds away.

[Indifferent Clox]

oh man 4x

[screech]

After he sped away from the rally, The Gold Standard decided to hit the club to celebrate another win. While he is having a good time, he spots Mr. Belding gettin down as he always does:

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He laughs to himself while watching his moves, and pours another drink before hitting the dance floor. Amid the sexy partying, he neglects to realize that screech has come in the back door.

While the champion is gettin his groove on with Belding and the ladies, screech attacks, smashing a bottle over his head. He gets the cover to become a ten (10) time champion, while Belding continues to dance and cause a diversion for screech to sneak out of the club. The new champion hops on a scooter he saw in the parking lot and speeds back home to rebuild Kevin.

[The Gold Standard]

screech not realizing that the scooter he took was the famous male model Hansel's, was blind sided by Hansel as he pulls out of the parking lot. Hansel is ok with screech taking his scooter and invites him over for some tea with Derek Zoolander. screech, forgetting about Kevin, accepts the invitation.

http://www.zuguide.com/image/Zoolander.jpg

While having the tea, screech starts to hallucinate and thinks he sees Kevin. He begins to walk over to Kevin and instead it is The Gold Standard. The Gold Standard has Hansels Male Model of the Year trophy and knocks out screech with it. The Gold Standard then covers screech to become a 5x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!

[screech]

To celebrate yet another win, The Gold Standard also has some tea with Hansel and Zoolander. After his third serving, he begins to get the spins. As the champion is blacking out, screech gets his wits about him long enough to make the cover and become an eleven time champion. He grabs the belt and remembers that he was going to fix Kevin. As he leaves to head home, Hansel and Zoolander begin drawing on The Gold Standard, who has been out cold for several minutes.

[The Gold Standard]

When The Gold Standard woke up he walked outside and decided he needed to go to the beach to relax. He got there and saw screech three hanging out with Zach and Stacey Carosi. screech was using a metal detector looking things on the beach. The Gold Standard saw this as a great opportunity. He laid in the sand and waited for screech to come by. The detector began to beep like crazy and screech jumped up in the air only to be met by a flying golden boot by The Gold Standard. screech was knocked out and The Gold Standard took the pin to become a 6x TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION. With screech knocked out on the beach The Gold Standard decided to throw a beach chair out and relax on the beach.

[screech]

When screech came to, he realized that Kevin was stuck in the sand next to him. He uncovered him and sent him over to where The Gold Standard was working on his tan. Thinking he had disposed of the robot, the champion became enraged when he caught sight of it. As he prepares to boot Kevin's head off (again), screech makes his way toward them. After he removes his shirt, the sun reflects off his pale skin and blinds everyone in sight. Using this opening, screech hits a flying bicycle kick (Liu Kang-style) and gets the pinfall to win the TPWW Hardcore Championship for the twelfth time. He departs the beach with the gang to visit Jessie Spano in rehab.

[The Gold Standard]

screech was on his way to rehab with the gang to visit Jesse Spano, when their car ran out of gas on the highway. The gang went to find a gas station and screech stayed back to watch the car. screech was laying in the back seat and fell asleep. While he was asleep, The Gold Standard found the car pulled over and jumped in the back and pinned screech to become a 7X TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION! When screech awoke he looked outside of the car and saw The Gold Standard standing with the TPWW Hardcore title. The Gold Standard jumped in his Golden Bentley and drove away.

[screech]

As the Gold Standard is fleeing the scene after his victory, he gets pulled over for speeding. The officer (Zack in disguise) asks for his license and registration and returns to his car to check it. While this is happening, screech (who posed as the accompanying officer) chokes out the champion with his nightstick. He picks up the three count and grabs the belt to become a 13-time Hardcore Champion. To add insult to injury, screech takes the Golden Bentley and drives off, only stopping to lay a prone Gold Standard on a nearby park bench. He follows the rest of the gang to the facility where Jessie is staying.

[The Jayman]

While at the Rehab clinic a sexy nurse walks in and checks on Jessie. While Screech is checking her out he is met with knee to the groin and a thermometer to the anus. The nurse turns out to be The Jayman. He goes for the 3 count but at the count of 2 The Gold Standard runs in and drops the leg on The Jayman and get the pinfall on Screech again stealing the title from under Jayman's nose.

[screech]

After seeing the title stolen from him again, Jayman is fuming. He quickly chases The Gold Standard down the hallway with a bedpan, ready to finally reclaim the belt that has eluded him. As The Gold Standard is checking over his shoulder for Jayman, double doors swing at him, knocking him back. Jayman sees this and reacts quickly by smacking the bedpan across the face of the champion at full force. Just as he is about to make the cover, screech rolls down on a gurney and takes him out. He then pulls the thermometer out of his anus and shoves it up Jayman's nose. He gets the pinfall on the champion to become a 14-time Hardcore Champion and rides the gurney out of the facility, leaving Jayman to stew in his anger once again.

[The Jayman]

As Jayman is stewing in his anger he pulls the thermometer out of his nose (which happens to smell like skittles) and hops on another gurney and speeds after Screech. When he gets outside he sees the champ getting into the Golden Bentley and before he drives off the Jayman attaches a hook with a rope that is connected to the gurney. As Screech drives down the freeway he has no clue the Jayman is right behind him on the gurney. Screech pulls into his driveway but the Jayman is unable to stop the gurney and smashes into the backside of the bentley flying into the air and landing on Screech whisper-in-the-wind style. While both Screech and Jayman are down, The Gold Standard who was in the trunk the whole time, pinned Screech to win the title but was hit from behind with a golf club and was pinned...new Hardcore Champion...ZACK MORRIS!!

[screech]

lol smells like skittles

[screech]

After surveying the horrific scene, screech looks in bewilderment at Zack Morris holding the championship. As Zack is about to hand screech the title, Jayman leaps in between them to try and grab it. Just then, Lisa Turtle hops in on her pogo stick and collides with Jayman in mid-air. With both of them down, Zack clocks The Gold Standard with the belt for good measure and ties him around a nearby telephone pole. Zack and screech then recreate 'The Finger Poke of Doom' incident, with screech picking up the win and becoming a 15-time Hardcore Champion. Zack throws Lisa over his shoulder, and the gang rides off to Mr. Belding's place for a nice picnic.

[screech]

As always, Belding will take care of the ladies:

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[DAMN iNATOR]

After surveying the horrific scene, screech looks in bewilderment at Zack Morris holding the championship. As Zack is about to hand screech the title, Jayman leaps in between them to try and grab it. Just then, Lisa Turtle hops in on her pogo stick and collides with Jayman in mid-air. With both of them down, Zack clocks The Gold Standard with the belt for good measure and ties him around a nearby telephone pole. Zack and screech then recreate 'The Finger Poke of Doom' incident, with screech picking up the win and becoming a 15-time Hardcore Champion. Zack throws Lisa over his shoulder, and the gang rides off to Mr. Belding's place for a nice picnic.

Stealthily lurking in the shadows, and carefully following far behind, DAMN iNATOR spies where the new champ and co. have gone. He pulls out a batclaw like device, grapples a window with it, where right behind Belding and screech are dancing, with everyone's view conveniently obstructed. DAMN iNATOR then pulls the window down with his device quickly, and somehow without making a sound. He ziplines in and kicks Belding into screech, and summons a ref inside!

1...
2...
3!

New Hardcore Champion: DAMN iNATOR!

*He celebrates with the title, holding it high above his head, before mysteriously disappearing as quickly as he came in, in Hurricane-like fashion.*

[The Jayman]

At the Belding house The Jayman was in the bathroom taking a piss. All of a sudden DAMN iNATOR comes out of the shower with the hardcore title in hand. The Jayman blinds the champ with his piss and goes for the pinfall. Before Jayman can secure the 3, The Gold Standard busts through the door still tied to the telephone pole. The Gold Standard busts Jayman across the face and gets the pin on DAMN INATOR to win the Hardcore Title. The Gold Standard catapults himself out the window title in hand.

[screech]

After dusting himself off, screech rushes outside to see The Gold Standard (still tied to the pole) being chased by Jayman. Jayman hits a chop block on the champion, leaving him lying in street. Looking to seize another opportunity, Jayman goes for the cover. At the count of two, screech hits a big splash on both competitors and pins the champion to regain the title. Not wanting to feel Jayman's wrath, the now 16-time champion (WOO!) steals a random kid's skateboard and speeds away from the chaotic scene, doing sweet tricks along the way to further infuriate Jayman.

[The Jayman]

As The Jayman stands and looks in awe of Screech's skateboard tricks he looks down and realizes the Gold Standard is no longer the champ. Jayman steals a little girl's bike and persues Screech. They have a road rage type fued along the freeway. The Jayman rams Screech who ends up in the little basket on the front of the bike. The bike swerves and they wreck along the shoulder of the freeway. Both go flying in the air and the bike lands on Screech. The ref is on site and makes a 3 count for the winner and new hardcore champ...the little girl's bike.

[screech]

That was a bit ridiculous, sir. But I can work with it I suppose.

[screech]

Immediately following the "pin," screech tosses the bike off him and rolls to the side of the road, title in hand. Jayman and screech watch in amazement as the bike is hit by a truck and thrown a good distance from them. Although he has the title, screech makes the win official by standing on the bike for the three count. To avoid further danger, he hops into the back of a pickup, conveniently being driven by Kelly. The two take off toward the Malibu Sands Beach Club, being closely followed by the rest of the gang.

[The Jayman]

As the Jayman watches the gang speed off he walks to the nearest convenience store and asks for directions to the Malibu Sands Beach Club. He calls a cab which takes him to the beach club. The Jayman gets out sporting a New Blood t-shirt (only $14.99 at tpwwshop.com) and goes around back to find a party going on. The Jayman finds Screech but offers his friendship. Screech is taken back by this thinking it was a trick. Jayman assured this was no trick and offered some punch to Screech in which he drank many glasses. However the Jayman had originally spiked the punch and Screech passed out drunk. The Jayman pinned Screech to finally become the new Hardcore Champion.

[screech]

When screech came around, he was furious that he had fallen for Jayman's trick. He learns that Jayman has gone to the arena to brag about his win. Screech hops back in Mr. Belding's car (which he "borrowed") and floored it. At the arena, Jayman is already in the ring when screech arrives. During Jayman's promo, Christian's music hits and he makes his way to the ring. The two stand in the ring, Christian with a congratulatory look on his face, Jayman with cream in his pants. While this is happening, screech sneaks into the ring behind Jayman. Christian notices this and warns him. As he turns to see screech, Christian nails him with he Killswitch. The crowd gasps in shock as the two stand over the fallen champion. Screech looks at Christian in disbelief for what he had done, as Christian continues to stare down at Jayman. But screech's disbelief turns to satisfaction as smiles come across both their faces. Screech makes the pinfall to become an 18-time Hardcore Champion. He and Christian shake hands, and the new champion leaves the ring. Christian remains in the ring, standing over Jayman while the crowd is practically booing him out of the building.

[The Jayman]

As Screech is going out to his car he is ambushed by Zeke and Koslov. They both pin Screech after they each do their finishers on the hood of Belding's car. They come to the ring and relenquish the title to The Jayman. Then the "Saved by the Bell" theme hits the arena and the entire cast comes out to fight this new alliance. It turns out to be Zeke & Koslov vs Zack Morris & Slater. While the match is going on The Jayman slips out through the crowd hops in his station wagon and leaves the arena title in hand

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I saw the Google Spider viewing this thread here: http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68125

I thought you should know that this thread is a fraud. Assman is the hardcore champion and you've all been chasing a fake title.



Choke on that, slapnuts.

[The Jayman]

damn you Supreme, damn you


ps- welcome to the New Blood

[screech]

Ah nuts. Oh well, I had fun.

[screech]

I blame Clox :foc:

[The Gold Standard]

Well, it was fun while it lasted

[Indifferent Clox]

Assman remained inactive for a period of several years so this is the new hardcore title.

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan rolls up Assman. 1 2 3. New TPWW Hardcore champion. Bring it bitches!

[BizarroKing]

Bizarroking drops a fridge on Tazz Dan and pins him while he's under it

Bizarroking is the new hardcore champion!

[The Jayman]

Tazz Dan, what have you done?

[MoFo]

BizzaroKing is fapping to Diva matches on his computer in his moms basement when Mofo sneaks up and locks in the TAZMISSION! Tap tap tap.

New champ.