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Mr. Nerfect
08-22-2009, 03:55 PM
Here are my drunk Noid thoughts:

* Gregory Helms is doing a good job of playing his character. I just like the way he is doing it -- he's found a note to play it where it isn't the parody it was before, but a serious way of grasping onto a concept that connects with fans. Also, fuck "Hurricane Helms," he should just be "The Hurricane."

* Paul Burchill is bizarrely entertaining. He's trying really hard to be more than just a "good worker." Hopefully it gets noticed. I can so see him becoming a "super villain" to battle Hurricane.

* I'd bang Katie Lea sideways, but after seeing the women I saw tonight, she's not your stereotypical idea of hot. She needs to wrestle.

* William Regal is pure greatness. Everything he does is awesome. Nothing is wrong. He makes me mark out, laugh and respect him all at the same time.

* Abraham Washington actually has a pretty sweet gig. For a lot of guys, getting no reaction is a death sentence -- he actually makes it work for him. Seeing him interact with Goldust was actually awesome, too. Goldust can be funny, and Washington, despite playing a "not funny" character does so really well.

* Yoshi Tatsu is pretty fucking over for a guy who doesn't really do anything. He and Zack Ryder needed a lot more time for their match. The fans were just getting into it.

* Courtney Taylor is really fucking hot, and actually seems to know what she is doing.

* Vladimir Kozlov's titantron has more personality than he does.

* Ezekiel Jackson is pretty cool. Regal didn't seem to have a clue he was going to turn on Christian (in a kayfabe sense). Maybe we can segue into Christian vs. Jackson from here?

That is all.

muffalufagus
08-22-2009, 05:47 PM
i thought we were talking about original ecw because i watch that when i'm drunk all the time.

Volare
08-22-2009, 05:53 PM
ECW is...


http://headlineplanet.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bev_hooters8.jpg



getting better by the minute!

Xero
08-22-2009, 05:58 PM
I don't think the world is ready for a Drunk Noid.

Volare
08-22-2009, 06:00 PM
I prefer a drunk Xero on the Vault.

Xero
08-22-2009, 06:03 PM
I have never been drunk.

Londoner
08-22-2009, 06:06 PM
That is all? are you sure noid?

Volare
08-22-2009, 06:08 PM
I have never been drunk.

I could have sworn a few nights...or maybe it was me that was overly drunk. :lol:

Testicle
08-22-2009, 09:52 PM
I pretty much agree with what you said, ECW has a lot of good workers as of late.

Helms match this past week was very good. Regal is always good. Heck, even goldy has been entertaining as of late.

Also, I actually like the Abrham Washington show, he draws heat.

Testicle
08-22-2009, 09:53 PM
Noid, you should drink more often.

Jannettyzilla
08-22-2009, 09:55 PM
I really enjoyed this week's ECW show. Agree with most of your assessments, too. Helms/Burchill could be a solid undercard feud, I wish they were on a show where they could get a PPV stage (Mask vs. Sister match, perhaps?).

owenbrown
08-22-2009, 10:20 PM
drunk Noid? :eek:

Mr. Nerfect
08-22-2009, 11:21 PM
I love the way William Regal stands in the ring as he is being announced with his arms folded, and then points in the air. The man is brilliantly awesome.

Mr. Nerfect
08-22-2009, 11:21 PM
Fuck I want to fuck Coutney Taylor. Fuck.

Jimmy Cones
08-23-2009, 11:24 AM
I agree that ECW was pretty good this week, what's more is that they didn't even have Shelton on who IMO puts on a pretty good match.

Testicle
08-23-2009, 11:25 AM
Fuck I want to fuck William Regal. Fuck.

:shifty:

Mr. Nerfect
08-24-2009, 07:05 AM
I don't care, I would fuck William Regal. His hair is amazing.