Finals Worst Theme: 1. Evad Sullivan vs 4. Bastion Booger

[Gertner]

Evad Sullivan destroyed fellow 1 seed 3 Live Kru to set the stage for a match up of epic proportions as Sullivan meets the 4 seed Bastion Booger.

Thanks to all who have voted in this tournament. It has been a fun nostalgia trip and I appreciate all the good feedback.

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1. Evad Sullivan


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4. Bastion Booger

[Gertner]

Sullivan for the win

[Triple Naitch]

Def retarded Dave.

[Skippord]

Evad

Bastion Booger's isn't THAT bad.

[Skippord]

someone should do a best theme tournament also

maybe

[The Gold Standard]

Booger's is the worst.

[thedamndest]

In terms of being the more ridiculous song, Evad wins. But in terms of being the worst theme, Booger wins. Evad's theme is Hogan rapping over some campy beat, which is terrible and nearly unforgivable, but it makes some kind of sense (almost) when you consider whet Evad was supposed to be. He was a retarded guy who just wanted to be a Hulkamaniac and Hulk Hogan was kind enough to lend his, er, talents to Evad's theme.

I still don't have the ability to describe just what in the hell is going on in Bastion Booger's theme. It sounds like it could be a B-side to Dark Side of the Moon. It leaves me feeling so empty, so perxplexed. Are the bizarre sounds symbolic of death because Booger is going to deliver death to his opponent? I just don't know what to make of it. A theme should not be this hard to figure out.

[Favre4Ever]

Booger's theme is definitely confusing and even mortifying to an extent, but it cannot replace the total and utter disdain i feel for Evad Sullivan's theme. Definitely Evad here.

[IRodC]

It was closed for me but I picked booger as the worse

[DAMN iNATOR]

I picked B-Squared.

[FourFifty]

The booger man gets my vote just for that damn noise he makes.

[XCaliber]

This was way too difficult to choose but on the basis of it blatently ripping of the beginning of Owen Hart's theme I just had to go with Evad.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I gotta go with Booger.... It's worse, and I entered it into the tourney :)

[FourFifty]

I love the fact that it's a tie right now.

[Dave Youell]

And Dave tips it back in the balance of the Retard!

[Skippord]

am I the only one who thinks that that noise in the Bastion Booger music sounds like him cumming?

[Skippord]

lol "when the dealer tries to push on you, just tell him what you're gonna do"

worst song lyric ever

[Godfather4Life]

BB has probably never even blew a load in his life..probably hasn't seen his dick in 25 years

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are people breaking out socks for this? Beautiful.

Anyway, Evad's theme song is the most ressuring thing I've ever heard in the way of reminding myself that I do NOT want to be a Hulkamaniac.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I still think 3LK belongs here, though.

[Gertner]

I do as well. Im actually very surprised this match is so close.

[Executioner]

EVAD FTW!!!!!

[Gertner]

Last day to vote!!!

[Seth82]

Gotta go with Evad

that thing was truly horrible...

[Gertner]

Nothing really to do with anything. Just felt like posting this.

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[FourFifty]

.............I like that song.

[FourFifty]

And Kerwin White was the best thing to happen to Chavo. Kerwin could have been the US Champ without any probs. Instead, he's jobbing to a midget.

[DAMN iNATOR]

If it ain’t White, it ain’t right!

[Gertner]

Kerwin White's tron is probably my favourite ever. Love that damn theme too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Best theme tournament next?

[XCaliber]

Best theme tournament next?

If so I know what I'm gonna be nominating. ;)

[Gertner]

Best theme tournament next?

Might do a "worst gimmicks" tournament. We're kinda doing a best theme thing, plus, I love laughing at all this shit.

The rise and fall of WCW went into such a degree of how much a great booker Dusty Rhodes was, when if you look at his era, the worst gimmicks ever created came from his era: Yellow Dog, Big Josh, OZ, Vinnie Vegas, The Juicer, PN News etc....

Just gotta see if I have time to do it. lol this thing was alot more work than I imagined.

[Anybody Thrilla]

We're kinda doing a best theme thing...

Where?

[Cool King]

I think he means Xero's Battle Of The Themes.

[Anybody Thrilla]

But that's just deciding the best theme for each wrestler, right? Is that all building to a best themes tournament?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Get those last minute votes in! Vote Booger!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Didn't work, WWKD?. Dave "Evad spelled backwards is Dave" (mockery of what they always used to say about TNA's "Rellik" being "Killer spelled backwards) Sullivan won. DAMMIT. Oh, well, good tourney, Gertie. I hope you think of another that's equally as brilliant as this was.

[Gertner]

But that's just deciding the best theme for each wrestler, right? Is that all building to a best themes tournament?

Not too sure. But, I don't wanna step on anybodies toes. I think I can do a worst gimmicks tourny. There's plenty of crap out there.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Someone should open a Best Theme Tournament nominations thread.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's what I'm saying.

[Godfather4Life]

God Frank Sinatra is rolling in is grave seein kerwin White's titantron

[Godfather4Life]

Evad Sullivan left WCW in early 1996 after participating in the first WCW World War 3 event.

He wrestled in the independents under his original ring name The Equalizer until retiring in 2003 to become a football coach at Dana College in Blair, Nebraska.