Official RAW Thread for 09/07/09 - Santino Marella, COME ON DOWN!

[Xero]

Labor day, probably going to be a small crowd, but sup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww/old

[Savio]

whats the preview?

[Indifferent Clox]

I really like savior for no good reason lately

[screech]

I am excited to see Bob Barker.

[Testicle]

The price is wrong bitch!

[Cool King]

I get the feeling that this Raw will suck.

Mostly because it'll be filled with Bob Barker quotes and The Price Is Right references that anyone who doesn't live in America won't really enjoy. :-\

That and another "Pissing On Chavo Match". :(

[Testicle]

Hopefully, one of these weeks Chavo will pull a JBL and murder that midget.

[Triple Naitch]

Anybody else expecting a Divas Barker's Beauties Battle Royal tonight?

[Bad Company]

How's the stream looking Juan?

[Bad Company]

Or Xero?

[DarKCentaur]

I hope Rod Roddy makes a cameo

[Droford]

I hope Rod Roddy makes a cameo

I was hoping more for a Drew Carey run in.

which isn't as crazy as it sounds.

[ClockShot]

I read on the main page that contestants row could be making an appearance.

Hell, let's throw in a set of doors, a couple cars, and the big wheel.

[Xero]

I hope they do the Big Wheel, but make it like RAW Roulette.

I mean, come on, that concept is perfect for Bob.

[Innovator]

CMON JETER GET UP

[RatedGSuperstar]

Since this is Raw and I'm not expecting anything great, I'll mark out for the following:

1. Bob Barker being introduced with The Price is Right music as his theme.
2. Bob Barker holding the skinny microphone while talking.
3. The Big Wheel.
4. A re-enactment of the fight scene in Happy Gilmore.

I also have to believe that at some point tonight DX and Bob Barker will get together. And it will be awesome.

[Bad Company]

Anyone got a stream? Has it started yet?

[Sixx]

Hopefully, one of these weeks Chavo will pull a JBL and murder that midget.

How is murdering a midget, pulling a JBL?

Did I miss something?

[ClockShot]

THAT BALL IS HIGH, THAT BALL IS FAR, THAT BALL IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I hope Rod Roddy makes a cameo

We do know he's dead, right? Is that the joke here?

Anyway, I thought last week's show was pretty good. Here's to another one. I may just hang out here with you guys tonight because I have missed each and every one of you.

[Anybody Thrilla]

How is murdering a midget, pulling a JBL?

Did I miss something?

On the tail end of the Hornswoggle McMahon story line, JBL delivered a BRUTAL beatdown to Hornswoggle after he had spent many weeks in a row avoiding danger somehow, even though Vince had been stacking the odds against him. It was pretty sweet. Best thing JBL ever did outside of a commentary table.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bob Barker will make this show rule.

I'm also interested in seeing if they go anywhere with Cody being pissed at Orton for last week, or if it is dropped without explanation.</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

<font color=goldenrod>Bob Barker will make this show rule.

I'm also interested in seeing if they go anywhere with Cody being pissed at Orton for last week, or if it is dropped without explanation.</font>

I think they'll probably run with it to plant the seeds for the eventual end of Legacy.

How long has Legacy been a stable now?

[Droford]

Someone has to play Hole in One......or Two

Maybe they can go find Barry Darsow.

[Triple Naitch]

I hope Santino as the little hiker climbs up the mountain as the yodel music plays.

[Anybody Thrilla]

They should set up a Plinko board with different opponents or match stipulations at the bottom as opposed to cash prizes.

[Evil Vito]

I think they'll probably run with it to plant the seeds for the eventual end of Legacy.

How long has Legacy been a stable now?

<font color=goldenrod>Legacy first started around November/December last year I believe. Orton, Rhodes, and Manu...then Sim Snuka got in for like one week before DiBiase returned in January and they settled on the current lineup. It's been a really good run.</font>

[parkmania]

This is either going to be the best episode of Raw in a long time or the biggest clusterfuck this side of the Adamle Originals.

[Bad Company]

Anyone got a stream? Has it started yet?
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[Droford]

Batista should come back to play 10 chances.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It starts in half an hour, guy. Settle down.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I think they'll probably run with it to plant the seeds for the eventual end of Legacy.

How long has Legacy been a stable now?

The current trio has been together since early January. The seeds of the formation of the group were planted way back in May of last year, though, when Rhodes turned on Hardcore Holly and joined DiBiase. The two of them spent most of last summer trying to impress Randy Orton while he was injured, IIRC. Manu "joined" at Unforgiven, and was kicked out in January along with Sim Snuka, IIRC.

Wiki's kind of sketchy with the dates, but it seems about right.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, I remember all that, I just didn't remember what time of year it was. It feels a little early to end the stable, I think.

[Executioner]

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[Sixx]

On the tail end of the Hornswoggle McMahon story line, JBL delivered a BRUTAL beatdown to Hornswoggle after he had spent many weeks in a row avoiding danger somehow, even though Vince had been stacking the odds against him. It was pretty sweet. Best thing JBL ever did outside of a commentary table.

That's the only confrontation between those two I could find on youtube.

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And considering JBL's backstage story with Scotty 2 Hotty this does not look like a beatdown...

[screech]

Also looking forward to seeing how the Legacy angle plays out.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just because you can't find it doesn't mean it didn't happen. I saw it with my own two eyes.

[screech]

Yeah, I remember all that, I just didn't remember what time of year it was. It feels a little early to end the stable, I think.

At the latest, it will end around November because Ted has to/is going to turn so he can promote the Marine 2.

[Sixx]

Just because you can't find it doesn't mean it didn't happen. I saw it with my own two eyes.

You can just tell me if that's the one you meant.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh, you expected me to WATCH that? Hold on...

[Anybody Thrilla]

That doesn't look like it so far. I think it happened in a steel cage for some reason.

[TheZman]

I hope for 35 minutes of senseless BS just to set up a DX-Legecy main event.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No, that wasn't it.

[Triple Naitch]

I remember the cage match. JBL gorilla press slammed Hornswoggle into the cage. Best moment of the year.

[Bad Company]

It starts in half an hour, guy. Settle down.
Sorry buddy, I don't live in America so I don't know when it's on. Also, I'm normally at work right now :p

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry buddy, I don't live in America so I don't know when it's on. Also, I'm normally at work right now :p

Are you still in the hospital?

[Sixx]

Fucking youtube giving me mostly SvR matches.

But I guess I found the right one, if the assault happenned after the midget bit McMahon's ass.

[Bad Company]

Are you still in the hospital?

Nah, got out last week, went back today to get my cast taken off, stitches in my wrist removed, and recast in a fibreglass cast. At home though, can't play video games, guitar or anything, so it's all viewing, painkillers, coffee and cigarettes.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nah, got out last week, went back today to get my cast taken off, stitches in my wrist removed, and recast in a fibreglass cast. At home though, can't play video games, guitar or anything, so it's all viewing, painkillers, coffee and cigarettes.

Good shit. Hopefully this Raw won't be any more painful than what you've been through.

[Sixx]

Yup, that was it. Awesome. But I gotta admit I was kinda hoping for a Clothesline From Hell, which would look hilarious.

Also, I've always thought JBL had funny titties.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Bob will have the classic old mic. This is more or less confirmed on Jericho's twitter.

[screech]

Bob will have the classic old mic. This is more or less confirmed on Jericho's twitter.

lol awesome

[Sixx]

Bob Barkers old school microphone rules! I wanna use one just like it on the next Fozzy tour...

How is that confirming?

[Triple Naitch]

Ok. Here goes nothing...

[screech]

COME ON DOWNNNNN

[ClockShot]

HEEEEEEEEEEEERE IT COMES! THE FABULOUS 120 MINUTE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screech]

FINK!

[Triple Naitch]

Fink!

[ClockShot]

FINK!

[thecc]

THE FINK!!!! :D

[The Gold Standard]

FINK!!

[Triple Naitch]

I pray to god Fink replaces Lillian.

[The Gold Standard]

BOB

[Hanso Amore]

The thin MIC!

[The Gold Standard]

I pray to god Fink replaces Lillian.

[screech]

This is wonderful already

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's your confirmation.

[SammyG]

HAHAHAHAHAH BOB BARKER IS ON RAW?!?!?!?!

[ClockShot]

I'LL BID $1 BOB!

[The Gold Standard]

The thin MIC!

[Indifferent Clox]

skinny mic!

[screech]

I pray to god Fink replaces Lillian.

[The Show Off]

All Hail Finkus Maximus!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What a reaction</font>

[Jannettyzilla]

I wish I had a refrigerator for every one of you in this thread, too.

[The Gold Standard]

I miss him on the Price is Right. Drew Carey sucks

[Anybody Thrilla]

He looks even older than normal.

[screech]

I love you too, Bob

[Emperor Smeat]

Since this is Raw and I'm not expecting anything great, I'll mark out for the following:

1. Bob Barker being introduced with The Price is Right music as his theme.
2. Bob Barker holding the skinny microphone while talking.
3. The Big Wheel.
4. A re-enactment of the fight scene in Happy Gilmore.

I also have to believe that at some point tonight DX and Bob Barker will get together. And it will be awesome.

Well #1 & #2 occurred so far.

[The Gold Standard]

There is a part of me that hopes Bob gets punted by Orton

[The Show Off]

"You are the folks that have kept my choping off the balls of dogs for half a century!"

[Jannettyzilla]

Barker/Cena vs. Legacy. Cena gets hit by a Volkswagen, Barker beats his ass.

Book it.

[screech]

LOL

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Lol at Santino.

[The Gold Standard]

SANTINO!!

[NeanderCarl]

lol santino actually made me laugh out loud... IRS!

[Jannettyzilla]

IRS!

[Triple Naitch]

IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Show Off]

You gotta love Fink saying the name of the thread.

[ClockShot]

I.R.S. IN THE HOUSE!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Holy shit.

[SammyG]

JERICHO? WHAT?

[The Gold Standard]

IRS

:n::n::n::n:

[screech]

Best contestants ever.

[Triple Naitch]

So far, this has been the best Raw in 6 months.

[Jura]

http://files.kavefish.com/pictures/price_is_right_one_dollar_bid.jpg

[The Gold Standard]

I like the name tag

[screech]

lol at his tag being on his bare chest

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Jericho

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho with the nametag...priceless. :rofl:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho could have worn a shirt.

[NeanderCarl]

shill time...

[Hanso Amore]

LOL A DVD?

[screech]

So far, this has been the best Raw in 6 months.

:y:

[The Gold Standard]

I hope Santino wins it all

[ClockShot]

$30

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>This is incredible</font>

[The Gold Standard]

This has to be the quickest to 3 pages ever

[Hanso Amore]

lol buy a vowel

[Emperor Smeat]

lol

[ClockShot]

WRONG SHOW, ASSHOLE!

[screech]

Barker is upset already.

[The Gold Standard]

1465 wow

[Hanso Amore]

American Style dollars lol

[screech]

WTF? :rofl:

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL

[screech]

Bob is staring at her tits.

[The Gold Standard]

Jillian = Butter Face

[Emperor Smeat]

This has to be the quickest to 3 pages ever

Its Bob Barker, if it didn't reach 3 pages then the Wheel wouldn't come out later.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Jillian

[The Gold Standard]

Bob doesn't pull any punches. I love it.

[screech]

lol IRS

[The Gold Standard]

Happy boy lol

[Johnny Vegas]

lolol y2j

[NeanderCarl]

Bob gonna bump? lol

[screech]

Bob should deck him.

[The Gold Standard]

Bob rules

[screech]

Bob is the man

[Hanso Amore]

Ooooo, I hope that was a staged line with jerichos mom

[The Gold Standard]

Bob gonna bump? lol

I kinda want to see him take a punt

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL Barker basically has a comeback for everything so far

[ClockShot]

KNOCK HIM OUT LIKE GILMORE, BOB!

[The Show Off]

Bob Barker can't be intimadated by anyone.

[screech]

Call him Mr. Barker.

[Jannettyzilla]

Nobody calls me Chris? Since when?

[The Gold Standard]

Bob is winging it, he doesn't need a script

[Triple Naitch]

lol

[screech]

Mr. Barker just owned happy boy

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL "One, One, thats your bid, One , get off the stage"

[Anybody Thrilla]

Where the fuck can I get that DVD for $18.90?

[screech]

CHRIS WINS! CHRIS WINS! CHRIS WINS!

[The Gold Standard]

Bob >>>>>>> Shaq so far

[screech]

Where the fuck can I get that DVD for $18.90?

From Mr. Barker, of course.

[The Gold Standard]

Where the fuck can I get that DVD for $18.90?

Thought the same thing

[ClockShot]

Damn yo, Bella Bella are bangin' bangin'.

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, Bellas have never looked so good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Again?

[The Gold Standard]

MVP!!

[The Gold Standard]

Again?

Should be Henry

[Hanso Amore]

Bob is sharp as hell for someone his age

[screech]

Michael Cole is bringing down the show.

[Blakeamus]

I'm loving this so far!

[redwings3431]

good thing mvp didnt pose...the fire wouldve fried bob :)

[screech]

Why does MVP feel the need to dress like a stop sign?

[screech]

good thing mvp didnt pose...the fire wouldve fried bob :)

Bob would have exploded.

[RatedGSuperstar]

From the 2009 School of WWE Tag Team Booking: tag teams that are feuding must wrestle each other in the same match every week until the PPV.

[The Gold Standard]

Michael Cole is bringing down the show.

You read my mind

[The Show Off]

How'd Jeriicho get those stiches?

[redwings3431]

this is one of the times where i especially miss the old school jericho...if he beat mvp he wouldve gone absolutely apeshit about going to hawaii

[The Gold Standard]

If MVP wins, does he go to Hawaii?

[screech]

How'd Jeriicho get those stiches?

What stitches? I didn't even notice.

[The Gold Standard]

5 pages at 915. Depending on how good Raw is, we may set a record for pages

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho has stitches on his left eye.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Above, rather.

[The Gold Standard]

I wanna see Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. I loved that book when I was younger.

[screech]

If MVP wins, does he go to Hawaii?

Mr. Barker said Jericho would be "on his way" to winning if he wins. I think MVP winning would just put him in position to win.

[The Gold Standard]

Jericho has stitches on his left eye.

Did not even notice

[Triple Naitch]

5 pages at 915. Depending on how good Raw is, we may set a record for pages

The record is like 35 pages.

[The Show Off]

I'm guessing they'll just call a new person down after every match to shill some more merch, and set up matches.

[ClockShot]

TEX MESSAGE!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't notice until he got to the ring.

[Sixx]

How do I set my name on justin.tv's chat !?

[The Gold Standard]

I think what gets upset the most is coming back from commercial and hearing Cole

[The Gold Standard]

The record is like 35 pages.

LETS DO IT

[screech]

I am enjoying this match :y:

[The Gold Standard]

TEX MESSAGE!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did MVP used to be better or what?

[The Gold Standard]

Jericho should not take that back talk from the ref

[Innovator]

TWO TEX MESSAGES, ONE NIGHT

[screech]

The record is like 35 pages.

We can do that.

[ClockShot]

This ref mic'd? Or is this one screaming louder than normal.

[The Gold Standard]

TWO TEX MESSAGES, ONE NIGHT

Thats whats up

[screech]

Do his counts seem slow to anyone else?

[Innovator]

Did MVP used to be better or what?
I fondly think back to the MVP/Matt Hardy feud

[mike adamle]

MVP's wearing red. Jericho's wearing red. The lights on the crowd are red. The ropes are red. Too much red.

[screech]

And is this a new guy whose name we won't hear on TV (stupid rule IMO)?

[The Gold Standard]

I fondly think back to the MVP/Matt Hardy feud

His best feud

[The Show Off]

Thats whats up

9 game up here they come.

[screech]

MVP's wearing red. Jericho's wearing red. The lights on the crowd are red. The ropes are red. Too much red.

Agreed, Mr. General Manager.

[The Gold Standard]

And is this a new guy whose name we won't hear on TV (stupid rule IMO)?

I hate that. I remember when Jericho messed up and called Charles Robinson by name on Raw like 2 weeks ago

[Innovator]

Finally someone trips up MVP

[screech]

It has been a long time since anyone has tapped to the Walls.

[Sixx]

Uh, Price is Raw? Really?

[The Gold Standard]

9 game up here they come.

Loving every minute of it

[The Show Off]

How many slow roll-ups can MVP do in one match?

[screech]

I've given out too much rep :(

[The Gold Standard]

YEAH

Love MVP

[The Show Off]

How many slow roll-ups can MVP do in one match?

I guess one more.

[Innovator]

9 game up here they come.
Yeah tonight pretty much killed the Rays chances...well losing and losing Pena

[ClockShot]

Lovely match to open up the show.

Next stop, Hawaii!

[screech]

So he's in line for the trip, right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jericho can buy his own Hawaii trip, so WHATEVER.

[The Gold Standard]

What a start for Raw

[screech]

King's shirts are ridiculous.

[The Gold Standard]

It bothers me that King doesn't get dressed up like everyone else

[Emperor Smeat]

The record is like 35 pages.
:eek: what RAW was this that went that many pages ?

[screech]

Loved Dusty last week.

[ClockShot]

HE'S JUST A COMMON MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[The Gold Standard]

Dusty was great last week. However, I didn't know what he was saying the entire time.

[screech]

It bothers me that King doesn't get dressed up like everyone else

It bothers me that King is a face. He sucks at it.

[mike adamle]

Dusty hasn't done everything for Goldust.

[screech]

Dusty was great last week. However, I didn't know what he was saying the entire time.

I think that was the point.

[screech]

Dusty hasn't done everything for Goldust.

He plays favorites.

[screech]

lol 6 pages before 9:30

[ClockShot]

Yeah. This was great last week. What are the odds Legacy wins this week, too?

[mike adamle]

They really cut out the RKO?

[The Gold Standard]

:eek: what RAW was this that went that many pages ?

I wanna know too

[Johnny Vegas]

i wished they would've shown the RKO

[The Gold Standard]

They really cut out the RKO?

I guess it never happened?

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOO MELKMAN DELIVERS, 10-1

[screech]

So they are going to ignore the [possible] CAWdy turn?

[Jannettyzilla]

Good match, even if MVP's seeming a bit slow.

[ClockShot]

Sooner or later, Jerry gotta go after a pitcher.

[Triple Naitch]

:eek: what RAW was this that went that many pages ?

Raw 15th Anniversary show.

[screech]

Good match, even if MVP's seeming a bit slow.

Indeed. It seems like MVP has been...limited since coming to RAW. I don't like this one bit.

[The Gold Standard]

Raw 15th Anniversary show.

LETS BREAK IT

[mike adamle]

Raw 15th Anniversary show.

3 hour Raws shouldn't count.

[The Gold Standard]

I am a huge Taker mark

[parkmania]

Raw 15th Anniversary show.

OK, so what's the record for a two-hour Raw then?

[The Gold Standard]

3 hour Raws shouldn't count.

I agree, GM

[Triple Naitch]

OK, so what's the record for a two-hour Raw then?

22 pages when HBK challenged Hogan in 2005.

[screech]

Presented by fruity fruity SKITTLES!

[The Gold Standard]

22 pages when HBK challenged Hogan in 2005.

Well, lets break it

[NeanderCarl]

shillllllllllling...............

[Anybody Thrilla]

Great acting, Kelly, you stupid bitch.

[screech]

lol

[The Gold Standard]

I love DX backstage segments

[Sixx]

The balder Orton is, the more he looks like Lord Volgdtemort or whatever the fuck his name was.

[screech]

THE BIG WHEEL

[screech]

I love DX backstage segments

[ClockShot]

THE BIG WHEE...........heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey.

[The Gold Standard]

THE BIG WHEEL...well sorta

[The Gold Standard]

THE MASTERPIECE

[Anybody Thrilla]

Two words: Spin it.

[The Gold Standard]

Hairplugs lol

[Volchok]

lol spin it

[screech]

Disappointed that the actual wheel isn't there

[The Gold Standard]

Orton and Masters?

[ClockShot]

SHOWCASE SHOWDOWN!