View Full Version : Batista's Announcement...
Favre4Ever
09-07-2009, 11:23 PM
Bats is 40. Time to hang it up? Or another year of headlining every event possible?
To quote John Rambo:
"GO HOME"
Favre4Ever
09-07-2009, 11:29 PM
poll typo=fail
You forgot the "who cares?" option also
Who is the current givernor of South Carolina?
RatedGSuperstar
09-07-2009, 11:43 PM
Don't know, don't care. But I do know he'll fuck up his lines.
http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/j32tvi6on0bl7hidyia.jpg
Dave agrees.
kareru
09-07-2009, 11:47 PM
http://http.cdnlayer.com/tnawrestling/images/stories/roster/codydeaner/deaner1.jpg
The Givernor you say?
VOTE FOR ME DEANER 2009
BobBitchen
09-07-2009, 11:52 PM
should have retired when he was Deacon Batista.
Indifferent Clox
09-07-2009, 11:55 PM
Batista has no charecter development whatsoever
screech
09-08-2009, 12:24 AM
Batista has no charecter development whatsoever
Batista would need to have a character for it to develop.
Don't know, don't care. But I do know he'll fuck up his lines.
http://wrestlingtruth.com/wrestlehost/images/j32tvi6on0bl7hidyia.jpg
Dave agrees.
Beach Douchetista
Impact!
09-08-2009, 12:30 AM
He's a broom
owenbrown
09-08-2009, 12:34 AM
can I get Loose Cannon for the win?
Testicle
09-08-2009, 01:11 AM
Lets pray for option A.
Traiklin1982
09-08-2009, 01:29 AM
Hey at least hes better than Cena. Granted so was Gilberg lol
Tazz Dan
09-08-2009, 01:47 AM
His important announcment will be that he's forgotten his cheat code, can anyone help him out?
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD XERO, DON'T TELL HIM. :(
Triangle, triangle, triangle, square, up, left, left, right trigger, left, square.
Don't worry, I won't tell him what it REALLY is. It's really just the punch command for Austin in WWF War Zone.
Jordan
09-08-2009, 02:18 AM
Probably that his last match will be at Hell in a Cell or something like that. Maybe he will retire then announce he is the permanent GM for Raw now.
Skippord
09-08-2009, 02:43 AM
he has the clap
Tazz Dan
09-08-2009, 02:54 AM
Triangle, triangle, triangle, square, up, left, left, right trigger, left, square.
Don't worry, I won't tell him what it REALLY is. It's really just the punch command for Austin in WWF War Zone.
Thats why I :love: you. He'll never see it coming
Rammsteinmad
09-08-2009, 07:06 AM
Come on, it's only gonna be something lame like "I'm back, I'm better than ever, and I'm coming after Randy Orton's title".
NoRoolz
09-08-2009, 07:13 AM
Swear Batista was 40 like 3 years ago
Testicle
09-08-2009, 09:18 AM
Triangle, triangle, triangle, square, up, left, left, right trigger, left, square.
Don't worry, I won't tell him what it REALLY is. It's really just the punch command for Austin in WWF War Zone.
Its true War Zone was crap. :'(
Give him a reality show like Hogan's and get him out of wrestling already.
Or if he does not have a family, put him in something like Rock of Love.
Theo Dious
09-08-2009, 09:33 AM
Where the hell was the option for "has decided to become a woman???"
FourFifty
09-08-2009, 02:09 PM
He likes showtunes.
Droford
09-08-2009, 02:26 PM
He's going back to the Church.
Wolfpack423
09-08-2009, 03:22 PM
It will be like when Triple H was feuding with Jericho and he will say I have an unfortunate announcement and that announcement is unfortunate for Randy Orton and he'll say he will stop at nothing to get his revenge on The Viper. If not, he'll mention it is his last year as a full time competitor in the ring. Maybe he'll join Legacy. There are so many options that can be thrown around. I think Mania will be Cena-Batista II. I liked it the first time, but the feud barely got off the ground, so it is still fresh in my view.
Kami Raki
09-08-2009, 05:22 PM
If he becomes governor of SC, I'm gonna shoot myself.
parkmania
09-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Just so the announcement's NOT that he's gonna be the new Raw GM.
Kane Knight
09-10-2009, 12:39 AM
If he becomes governor of SC, I'm gonna shoot myself.
***Givernor.
Innovator
09-10-2009, 10:18 AM
He decided to post nudes of Kelly Kelly
The Jayman
09-10-2009, 11:19 AM
Batista's music hits, he comes out does his little air machine gun thing, gets in the ring, does his flex poses on the turnbuckle, pounds on his chest, grabs a mic, says "Randy, I'll be back real soon.", drops the mic, his exit music hits, leaves the ring, commercial break
Afterlife
09-10-2009, 11:58 AM
He's joining DX.
D-Evolution.
Dorkchop
09-11-2009, 07:40 AM
Raw's in Toronto. I'm pretty sure he's going to be booed. Raw should be in Ottawa though. It's only a 2 hour drive from Montreal :(
Ottawa hasn't had a Raw in 8 years. Our last televised event was in 2002. We got Smackdown right after Wrestlemania.
Dave Youell
09-11-2009, 08:19 AM
If they do an AJ quashi 'I'm going to retire but someone comes out and changes my mind thing' I'm going to be pissed
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