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Gertner
09-11-2009, 09:49 PM
Get in fucking shape! Christ, he looks like Waylon Mercy with that stomach and mullet.

Juan
09-11-2009, 09:54 PM
He's cleared to wrestle, but he's not 100% healed from his surgery yet.

Gertner
09-11-2009, 09:55 PM
He's gotta stop eating those carbs. He looks horrible. Not just his stomach. Even his arms are fat.

Lock Jaw
09-11-2009, 10:12 PM
Yeah. Was just noticing that myself. He looks massively out of shape. He should be taking advantage of this new Jeff-Void and work double-time to get into the best shape of his life.

I was just gonna post a topic about it, but I guess you beat me to it.

Juan
09-11-2009, 10:15 PM
Am I typing in freakin French or what?

Matt just got over some intestinal problems, that required surgery, that he just had about 2 months ago, that kept him from being able to work out, that hasn't fully healed yet.

Juan
09-11-2009, 10:15 PM
Cut the guy some slack. He's pudgier, but far from fat.

screech
09-11-2009, 10:17 PM
I understand that he hasn't fully recovered, but he does look awful. He could at least get a damn haircut.

Juan
09-11-2009, 10:18 PM
He was hot-shotted back on TV because of Jeff Hardy's departure.

Gertner
09-11-2009, 10:23 PM
He's been in the ring now for 3 weeks, which requires endurance and being in shape. There's NO WAY that he should look like that if he is actually dieting and wrestling, which means he's exercising.

Hanso Amore
09-11-2009, 10:25 PM
Maybe he can get some roids from Jeff

Lock Jaw
09-11-2009, 10:47 PM
Am I typing in freakin French or what?

Matt just got over some intestinal problems, that required surgery, that he just had about 2 months ago, that kept him from being able to work out, that hasn't fully healed yet.

I don't keep up with injuries/surgeries. I didn't know Matt had anything of the kind.

Juan
09-11-2009, 10:48 PM
Well, lucky for you I'm a huge nerd.

Mr. Nerfect
09-11-2009, 10:53 PM
Yeah, Matt Hardy is scoring browning points for being back before he was due and doing a good job, despite not being fully recovered. Also, you have to consider that Hardy's injury prevented him from working out for ages. Hardy knows what he is doing, and will get himself into form in time -- don't you worry.

Testicle
09-11-2009, 10:56 PM
I understand that he hasn't fully recovered, but he does look awful. He could at least get a damn haircut.

He does need a haircut, no doubt the 90s are long gone.

But I think you guys need to layoff the fat talk, #1 he is injured, #2 he is 35 years old, #3 he isn't that fat.

Testicle
09-11-2009, 10:59 PM
I mean fuck, Samoa Joe goes out there like a fucking slob and people say hes the best wrestler alive.

Hardy puts on 20 pounds and you all bitch.

Londoner
09-11-2009, 11:45 PM
Matt should take some time off now to get fit, then come back to get revenge on punk.

The Gold Standard
09-12-2009, 12:25 AM
All he needs to do is some situps. It is not that hard. I do them all the time. I am not a Matt Hardy fan anymore. I hate this heel turn he had. V1 was better. Go back to that Matthew.

Londoner
09-12-2009, 12:27 AM
All he needs to do is some situps. It is not that hard. I do them all the time.

Same here!

screech
09-12-2009, 12:38 AM
He does need a haircut, no doubt the 90s are long gone.

But I think you guys need to layoff the fat talk, #1 he is injured, #2 he is 35 years old, #3 he isn't that fat.

By comparison (to what he looked like in his heyday), he looks pretty bad. As Gold Standard, and I and many others have said, he really just needs to do some situps.

Juan
09-12-2009, 12:57 AM
He probably will once he's fully healed from the surgery he just had a few weeks ago.

Why do I feel like I'm repeating myself. Fuck you guys.

Londoner
09-12-2009, 01:00 AM
He probably will once he's fully healed from the surgery he just had a few weeks ago.

Why do I feel like I'm repeating myself. Fuck you guys.

:D

Sorry, i forgot you said it when making that post.

Droford
09-12-2009, 01:07 AM
Maybe they can start a gimmick and call him Fat Hardy...with CM Punk dodging him because he's fat..and then Simon Dean can make his triumphant return with his new and improved Simon system to help him lose the weight so he can finally get his title match.

screech
09-12-2009, 01:08 AM
I think a lot of people would stop complaining (myself included) if he would cut his goddamn hair.

Certainly would be a start.

Rammsteinmad
09-12-2009, 02:23 AM
He only looks fat because he wears those tights now. He looked ok when he had his baggy trousers on.

Agree on the haircut though. :y:

Afterlife
09-12-2009, 03:10 AM
Am I typing in freakin French or what?

Your people don't speak French. :roll:

I understand that he hasn't fully recovered, but he does look awful. He could at least get a damn haircut.

A haircut would do wonders. Shoulda done it when he changed his attire.

#1-norm-fan
09-12-2009, 04:43 AM
Yeah, Matt Hardy is scoring browning points for being back before he was due and doing a good job, despite not being fully recovered. Also, you have to consider that Hardy's injury prevented him from working out for ages. Hardy knows what he is doing, and will get himself into form in time -- don't you worry.

lol. Brownie points.

Agreed on all points though. :y:

4 knuckles up
09-12-2009, 06:43 AM
I can get over how fucking bow-legged he is! I mean, I guess he's always been a bit bow legged, but he moves like a cartoon now. :lol:

XCaliber
09-12-2009, 10:05 AM
Is it my imagination or does his nose look a lot bigger and pointier now?

screech
09-12-2009, 12:27 PM
A haircut would do wonders. Shoulda done it when he changed his attire.


:y:

Kami Raki
09-12-2009, 02:45 PM
I don't like to talk about wrestlers weight and all but Matt should take some more time off.

Indifferent Clox
09-12-2009, 08:22 PM
Yeah, Matt Hardy is scoring browning points for being back before he was due and doing a good job, despite not being fully recovered. Also, you have to consider that Hardy's injury prevented him from working out for ages. Hardy knows what he is doing, and will get himself into form in time -- don't you worry.
lmao browning points

XL
09-12-2009, 09:54 PM
He had a hernia, right? Which I could understand might rule out doing sit-ups but how does he get away with being able to wrestle!? Surely he runs the same risk of re-injury by performing in the ring as working out in the gym!?

Mr. Nerfect
09-13-2009, 12:00 AM
I was hungover when I made that post. I should have said "brownie points," but I was far too tired, and thinking about Emily Browning. :-\

Afterlife
09-13-2009, 12:18 AM
I was hungover when I made that post. I should have said "brownie points," but I was far too tired, and thinking about Emily Browning. :-\

She reminds me of Matt Hardy, too.

slik
06-13-2022, 04:18 PM
Prob ate too many burritos with extra guac

Fignuts
06-14-2022, 12:52 AM
Matt Hardy looks like AI generated Lena Dunham

DAMN iNATOR
06-14-2022, 05:37 AM
Prob ate too many burritos with extra guac

Good ol’ Fatt Lardy. Though nowadays I’d be chastised relentlessly online anywhere but here and no doubt there would be cries for my insignificant ass to be cancelled because I don’t appreciate his “sick ‘Dad bod’” or some ish.

screech
06-14-2022, 04:03 PM
Hope he got that haircut

Mr. Nerfect
06-14-2022, 04:07 PM
I was wrong. Matt Hardy does not know what he is doing.

DAMN iNATOR
06-22-2022, 01:39 AM
I was wrong.

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