Modern Warfare 2 Continuous Tournament - ROUND 1 (Registration Open)

[RoXer]

OK, so I was floating this idea while I was writing up the next round in the Street Fighter 4 Tourney. Once a champion was crowned, it would be NEAT to always be battling for the top spot. Like an ongoing season.

But Street Fighter 4's popularity is starting to dwindle down and even if we did do it, only like 4 of us would really take it seriously. But MW2 is a different story I think even people who don't own a 360/PS3 will be buying it.

HOW IT WORKS:

-...I don't know yet. The idea is that we will all be seeded and we would battling for the top spot once a week. BUT 1 vs. 1 would get kind of lame so I'm thinking teams of 2 MAYBE 3 if theres enough participants

PROS:

- Everyone talks shit about how great they are in COD4. This way, theres a system to RECTIFY that.

- Call of Duty will never die. Well, not MW2. WAW will die, but that's different. So this will be AT LEAST all year round.

CONS:

- It's difficult to set up a time between you and someone else. But with 4 people? Might be near impossible. You never know though, people love this game.




So in my head I have 6 teams of 2 (maybe more), trying to get to the top spot. 2 vs. 2 OR IF WE GET ENOUGH PEOPLE 3 vs. 3. I also think the match varients should VARY like every 3 weeks or so. Like we wouldn't go all year round just playing deathmatch. We'd have best of 7's in WAR, S&D, other shit. TPWWers only. The #1 spot would have to defend their title once a week probly. Maybe once every two weeks. The more matches you play, the higher up you move in the seedings or something like that.


Look, just trust me. I have the blueprints set out in my head. I would just need to know who is in. I know there should be A LOT more interest in this than in Street Fighter.

Post your gamertag if you want in and who you want your 2nd (maybe 3rd) teamate to be.

[RoXer]

RoXer1

and I choose G (and DS for a possible 3rd)

[G]

I watched a guy on Youtube blow through mission 8 with a computer guy on pro. All he did was basically go straight for Dalton and shoot him. It didn't take much so I'm questioning his "professional" claim.

[RoXer]

Keep looking.

I'm gunna go take a nap, and then we'll hammer it out when I wake up. Or after dinner or something.

[D Mac]

Sure I'll join. DieselMac and I'll take Fignuts.

[Blitz]

Will never, ever work.

[RoXer]

I think the only thing standing in the way is getting all 4 on at the same time. But this game is like crack so most of us will be on. Especially during launch.

Also, don't call your teams just yet. Just sign up first and then we'll go from there.

So far me, G, Diesel Mac, and Blitz are in even tho he didnt say he was in.

The list of potential people to sign is really huge. Basically everyone who posts in the vg forum. And then some.

[D Mac]

Alvarado52 is always usually online so I'll try to get him in too.

[Ogen]

Won't work but I'll play if it does.

[Blitz]

Should at least try a dry run on this with MW1.

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm in.

[RoXer]

Should at least try a dry run on this with MW1.

No one plays COD4 anymore though.

But EVERYONE will have this at launch. Guaranteed.

[G]

I will play some CoD4. I am horrible at it though.

[D Mac]

No one plays COD4 anymore though.



Um, yeah they do. I will still play World at War even after MW2 comes out. For a little change of pace. And the fact that I've bought all 3 map packs for it.

[Gertner]

I play COD4 all the time. Just played against FA last week.

[G]

Um, yeah they do. I will still play World at War even after MW2 comes out. For a little change of pace. And the fact that I've bought all 3 map packs for it.

I will only go back to it for the zombies. No chance in hell of me going back to it for the multiplayer.

[Blitz]

I'd say more people play COD4 than WAW. I know I do.

[G]

I played it the other night and it said there was 110k people playing. Still going strong

[Ogen]

I still play COD4 only game I ever play really now I'm done with fallout

[RoXer]

Ok, good for you guys.

I'm sure there will be no problems then adding you to this tourney since you're all Mr. Bigshot COD fans.

[Fignuts]

I am in.

[D Mac]

Ok, good for you guys.

I'm sure there will be no problems then adding you to this tourney since you're all Mr. Bigshot COD fans.

We all have good matches and bad. Sometimes I have like 8 kills and 20 deaths, sometimes 25 kills and 5 deaths.

[G]

I think he was talking about how people say they still play it. If you had a mic we could discuss this in more detail via party chat.

[Fignuts]

We all have good matches and bad. Sometimes I have like 8 kills and 20 deaths, sometimes 25 kills and 5 deaths.

Pretty much the same here. Usually do somewhere in between that. Think the best I ever did was 42 kills and 16 deaths. Wasn't even on headquarters either.

[D Mac]

I had like 41 kills on domination once but we still lost because the rest of my team wouldn't help capture any flags. Hate that.

[Fignuts]

Yeah, once and a while in headquarters I'll be a sniper, but I go to a spot where I can pick off the other team running for the flag, or guys sniping our team near the flag. So I'm at least contributing to the objective.

People who jut camp in a random spot to get kills need to get booted tho.

[Kalyx triaD]

I love objective games in any shooter above simply deathmatch, but the whole of most communities don't seem to grasp the notion of... doing something other than killing. Happens in Halo all the time.

[G]

Hardcore Search and Destroy is gold. I've dabbled in it a few times. :(

[D Mac]

I like Hardcore Headquarters too. You can't just keep chucking grenades with friendly fire on.

[RoXer]

Just browsing through the leaderboards of everyone on my buddy list and here are people who have put in a substantial amount of time for this game and are going to be in this whether they like it or not:

- RoXer
- G
- DS
- Ogen
- Blitz
- Fignuts
- Diesel Mac
- Boomer

And then these people maybe rented it or something:

- Bo
- Kalyx
- thecc
- Drakul

Hell, even Triple A is down there. This list doesn't include people who aren't on my buddy list. I know Gertner plays hardcore. And I bet Narc will play too. Not including newbie who join the boards...

We should have plenty of eligble participants

[thecc]

Yeah I'm using my little brothers copy to get ready for MW2. I'd definitely be down for this too.

[Johnny McNasty]

Count me in on this. Sounds like it could be fun. Also like the idea of doing a deathmatch tourney of sorts too, as thats more up my alley. Team work is for the gays.

[Kalyx triaD]

Count me in on this. Sounds like it could be fun. Also like the idea of doing a deathmatch tourney of sorts too, as thats more up my alley. Team work is for the gays.

You never cease to amaze me, but I like you.

[D Mac]

lol Roxer "whether they like it or not." :D

[RoXer]

Trying to figure out how the win/loss and matchups would work.

I'm thinking you can only challenge a team withen 3 spots of yours.

And then maybe a points system. 2 points for a win, 3 for a championship win/defense. And priority to those who have played less chamionship matches.

Like it would look like this:

RoXer1/sgand: Win-Loss (Championship wins-Championship losses)

And I dunno, maybe the LESS championship matches you've played, the higher you are to promote new blood.


Basically it will work like the BCS and I am the super-computer. But I'll be fair and explain my rankings each time. There shouldnlt be a big problem since we'll have a poins system though.


Go ahead and call your teams. Should we have team names too?

[RoXer]

Let's be The Wildcats!!!!

[Kalyx triaD]

SexOps

[Ogen]

Trying to figure out how the win/loss and matchups would work.

I'm thinking you can only challenge a team withen 3 spots of yours.

And then maybe a points system. 2 points for a win, 3 for a championship win/defense. And priority to those who have played less chamionship matches.

Like it would look like this:

RoXer1/sgand: Win-Loss (Championship wins-Championship losses)

And I dunno, maybe the LESS championship matches you've played, the higher you are to promote new blood.


Basically it will work like the BCS and I am the super-computer. But I'll be fair and explain my rankings each time. There shouldnlt be a big problem since we'll have a poins system though.


Go ahead and call your teams. Should we have team names too?

I wouldn't overly complicate things, be hard enough just getting TPWW together for a game.

[RoXer]

A points sytem wouldn't work anyway for what I was thinking of.

[RoXer]

It'll just be win as much as you can, play whenever it you want. Real open ended. The only thing is you can only play people 2 spots above or below you. So if you're #5 you can only play #3,#4,#6, or #7. And you lose the championship, you get knocked down to the middle of the pack.

IT WON'T BE COMPLICATED, I SWEAR

[RoXer]

OK, so everyone should call their teams starting now. PM someone or bring it up to them in here or however you wanna do. There should be a lot of nasty teams. Half of Mlitznutz X maybe? Or will a wedge be forced between them? Can drunken Ogen find a partner who will consider him reliable? Can Kalyx make just one friend in order to join this thing? Let's see how it plays out.

The sooner you call your team, the higher you are ranked.

List of possible posters who haven't declared teams:

- Blitz
- Bo
- thecc
- Drakul
- Triple A
- Narc
- newbs and stuff






#1 - RoXer (RoXer1) & G (sgand) 0-0 (0-0)
#2 - Fignuts (Fignuts82) & Diesel Mac (DieselMac) 0-0 (0-0)
#3 - Ogen (EoghanMurphy21) & Gertner (belakpwnsu) 0-0 (0-0)
#4 - Kalyx triaD (Kalyx Triad 360) & Khuntri (KHUNTRI) 0-0 (0-0)
#5 - Boomer (Jtboomer2) & Johnny McNasty (Sane613) 0-0 (0-0)

[RoXer]

And then, you can only play teams within 2 spots of you.

I think we'll just do Team Deathmatch the first month just to make it simple. I'll go over those rules later though.


PICK TEAMS

[thecc]

I hope my xbox comes back in time for this

[RoXer]

Just call you team right now. Go make friends. Go.

By the time your shit comes back, everyone will be taken.

[G]

By the time he gets it back, you'll still be bumping this telling people to pick teams.

[Ogen]

I'll allow anyone who wants to call me as their partner

[RoXer]

I think a Ogen/Gertner team would be killer.

[D Mac]

I guess Fignuts.

[Ogen]

Right I'll have Gertner so, not that I actually understand all this properly yet

[OssMan]

Probably won't even get this game but I have a PS3

[RoXer]

Please bring it up with your partner before calling teams.

Like, both of you should make the announcement.

[G]

Christ, it's not a fucking engagement.

[RoXer]

I just have a very strong feeling that no one wants to be friends with Diesel Mac


zing

[D Mac]

Yeah maybe we should wait a little longer. We still have 2 weeks you know.

[Blitz]

Posting in here. There you go, Roxer.

[thecc]

*post*

[Boomer]

I want you to understand that I am not that good at console FPS. If I played more often, I might not be so terrible, but I play so many games all the time I don't really excel at anything really well.

But I'll have the game, and I'll suck with somebody, I guess.

[RoXer]

Post in here with your teams you retarded pieces of shit who can't figure out shit for shit you shits

[RoXer]

I want you to understand that I am not that good at console FPS. If I played more often, I might not be so terrible, but I play so many games all the time I don't really excel at anything really well.

But I'll have the game, and I'll suck with somebody, I guess.

It's cool. Just find someone and do it anyway

[Ogen]

I am posting in here again.

[G]

+1

[D Mac]

asfsfdadfdf

[G]

say that 5 times fast

[Kalyx triaD]

Team Apartment 25 - Kalyx/Khuntri

He confirmed his purchase.

[Blitz]

Let's be real about this here. Look at the Street Fighter tourney. Look how much of a headache it was to get 2 people online and available at the same time, and now you want to try it with double the amount of people. Come on Joseph.

[RoXer]

Way more people play this though. And get more hardcore over it too so they'll play atleast 2-3 hours.

It won't be a problem Blitz. Just pick your teammate

[Gertner]

Ogen, you got yourself a partner.

[RoXer]

Blitz, pick someone.

[Johnny McNasty]

Whoever is left and needs a partner I'm your man. Looking at you Thecc, Boomer, Blitz, and whoever is left.

[Boomer]

I'll be your partner.

[Johnny McNasty]

Cool that works for me. Don't think I have posted my gamertag in the official thread yet, but it is Sane613.

[D Mac]

I may have to send my 360 in for repairs so this may affect things.

[RoXer]

Blitz, pick a partner.

I'd go with thecc or Narc. Or maybe even try and pull a swerve and get DS out of retirement.

[Blitz]

Roxer, I got some PM from you entitled "asdfsd" with just a link to this thread in it. Kinda confused.

[RoXer]

Stop pushing my buttons.

Pick someone.

[Fignuts]

If Diesel Mac can't enter, then I will be blitz's partner.

[Fignuts]

Blitz, pick a partner.

I'd go with thecc or Narc. Or maybe even try and pull a swerve and get DS out of retirement.

No. No DS.

[RoXer]

No. No DS.

lol

[D Mac]

I won't know until I get this. Next Tue. after midnight. If it freezes up on Multiplayer like COD4 does, I'm fucked.

[Kalyx triaD]

Kalyx/Khuntri drops. He's getting DBZ: Raging Blast instead, and I won't be on XBL(Gold) for a bit. I do plan on playing the game and maybe I'll have exhibition games with some of you - kicking ass as I tend to do.

[RoXer]

You have to be like an elite kind of nerd to rather get Dragonball Z over Call of Duty.

[RoXer]

Like thats some top teir shit right there

[G]

Kalyx/Khuntri drops. He's getting DBZ: Raging Blast instead



LOL

[RoXer]

Hey them boys really love thier hadookens

[RoXer]

Kalyx is officially too nerdy for me now. Like it's been eating away at me for the past 5 minutes of so and I was thinking about making a seperate thread about it and I think I might after I wake later today but man

He is definitly on another level

[Fignuts]

It's khuntri that bought dbz not kalyx. Although yeah, he's on quite the level himself.

[Khuntry]

You have to be like an elite kind of nerd to rather get Dragonball Z over Call of Duty.

I got nerds posting on wrestling forum calling me a nerd oh wait an elite nerd. Fucking Incredible, boggles the mind really. God forbid that anyone else should get anything else rather than an overated Call of Duty. That game just doesn't do it for me, but don't get it twisted, Khuntri/Kalyx got no problem stepping down into your little world and beating your asses. We go to where the competition's at. After we've proven our point I'll trade that sucker in for New Super Mario Bros. (maybe after i've dabbled with spec ops possibly the only interesting feature to me). DBZ Raging Blast awaits. Can't help if I'm a fan of Fun minus the Gayness. Until then enjoy your perkssss.:)

[Khuntry]

Hey them boys really love thier hadookens

You wouldn't say that if you didn't suck at fighting games...right? Its okay though. Hey you're still gonna host the
new Super Street Fighter Tourney right? Can I sign up?:)

[Fignuts]

It was just a joke guy.

TAKE IT EACE

Everyone on this site is a nerd, whether they admit it or not.

[Khuntry]

Right...

[Fignuts]

I mean just look at how roxer gets with his tourneys. Thats pretty nerdy.

[G]

I like how Khuntry has boiled it down to that him and Kalyx are one person now.

[Fignuts]

lol

[D Mac]

I play Magic, the Gathering, pretty nerdy, but Dragon Ball Z over this? CMON

[G]

Gonna have to Tivo 24 this season, because it comes on the same time as Power Rangers

[Kalyx triaD]

If I was in West Palm Beach I'd be able to throw down, but I've been in Miami longer than I thought and I can't participate in a tourny yet. Khuntri's not gonna buy too games in one week and of course he's gonna choose his personally preferred genre/theme over proving a point to TPWW (who are we kidding, you all would).

Still, we will dive into MW2 eventually and shoot shit up. Forgive us if the option is secondary to other things going on. Apartment 25 will regulate at a later time. :)

[Kalyx triaD]

I like how Khuntry has boiled it down to that him and Kalyx are one person now.

Our philosophies are the same on the matter. :yes:

[Fryza]

I got nerds posting on wrestling forum calling me a nerd oh wait an elite nerd. Fucking Incredible, boggles the mind really. God forbid that anyone else should get anything else rather than an overated Call of Duty. That game just doesn't do it for me, but don't get it twisted, Khuntri/Kalyx got no problem stepping down into your little world and beating your asses. We go to where the competition's at. After we've proven our point I'll trade that sucker in for New Super Mario Bros. (maybe after i've dabbled with spec ops possibly the only interesting feature to me). DBZ Raging Blast awaits. Can't help if I'm a fan of Fun minus the Gayness. Until then enjoy your perkssss.:)

Modern Warfare 2 is probably the most anticipated game ever, and will probably be the largest selling game of all time. Likewise, every person across the two next-gen consoles and PC users are virtually getting it (GameStop alone is projecting 4 million reserves).

Raging Blast is Budokai Tenkaichi (sp?). Those games were bad. All three of them. This one will be no different.

Seriously dude, you would choose a shitty DBZ fighter (Burst Limit will be the better of the two, and it's been out how long now?) over what will likely be the most played game online?

Suit yourself, sir.

[Kalyx triaD]

Modern Warfare 2 is probably the most anticipated game ever, and will probably be the largest selling game of all time. Likewise, every person across the two next-gen consoles and PC users are virtually getting it (GameStop alone is projecting 4 million reserves).

So?

Raging Blast is Budokai Tenkaichi (sp?). Those games were bad. All three of them. This one will be no different.

BT3 was great, but our subjections doesn't improve any point.

Seriously dude, you would choose a shitty DBZ fighter (Burst Limit will be the better of the two, and it's been out how long now?) over what will likely be the most played game online?

First, Burst Limit was a piece of shit game - not even worth mentioning. Tenkaichi is the best engine for DBZ and RB(Tenkaichi 4) looks to be the best version of the engine.

Second, you're argument is that he should get a game because everybody is...? That's an unusually weak argument from you, Fryza.

[RoXer]

I got nerds posting on wrestling forum calling me a nerd oh wait an elite nerd. Fucking Incredible, boggles the mind really.

That's kind of my point here. Like we're all here for the same reason, at one point or another every one of us falls under the "wrestling nerd" circle. But then within that circle there are like smaller circles to also be a part of. Video games, comic books, what have yous.

Kalyx is at the very top of the video game circle. And instead of participating in what will be the biggest event for like the next 3 years for video game nerds, he goes and does something completley nerdy on a whole other and buys Dragonb--wait that's him, that's you.

...Well... Kalyx isn't even prepared for it! How does that happen?

Kalyx, this is the biggest video game event since the 360 launched and will probably hold that title for the next 3 years. It was announced a year ago. Why don't you want to be a part of it? If it's a financial isse, why didn't you save up money for the past year? I don't understand how the nerdiest of nerd doesn't want to buy this. Or isn't even preparred to buy this. That's whats mind boggling.

[Kalyx triaD]

I haven't bought a game in over a year.

I still disagree with CoD's design, but I was inspired to join the fray you guys are setting up. But shit happens.

I mean, how many of you play Halo 3? Tekken 6? Blazblue? Soulcalibur 4? I don't play games on hype I play games I like. I also like to head to where the comp is, but I'm not gonna save money or buy MW2 over a preferred game for that.

So when you guys take our franchises more serious, we'll consider yours in such a way. How about that?

[Fryza]

Second, you're argument is that he should get a game because everybody is...? That's an unusually weak argument from you, Fryza.

The Tenkaichi (it is spelt that then?) series is not good man. Maybe I'm just looking at it from a fighter-stance, but the games were just poorly made and didn't seem as if they were given much thought.

Just saying man, seems like a pretty poor choice to pick up RB over MW2. Left 4 Dead 2 or Assassin's Creed 2 being so close, I could understand, or picking up Borderlands or Dragon Age instead I understand, but RB?

Just doesn't click in my mind man.

[Kalyx triaD]

The Tenkaichi engine is awesome, it delivers the most authentic DBZ experience by far. To me, DBZ isn't something that translates well as a traditional fighter. Budokai 3 was great, and Burst Limit clearly tried to pick up from there with a spiritual Budokai 4, but it was a weak entry overall.

Bear in mind Khuntri's a DBZ fan, anime fan, and a fighting game fan (though Tenkaichi's not traditional) - vs an FPS game I personally knew he'd place in the lower priority list. He was all for getting MW2, but the DBZ release date crept up. Different strokes and all that.

If MW2 had to compete for my buy, many games would be purchased before MW2. Battlefield BC2, DBZ RB, Tekken 6, and SSF4 would get my buy before MW2 easy. But if MW2 was the only game out and it wasn't going up against my preferred games, I'd snag it and so would Khuntri. We don't hate the damn thing.

[Khuntry]

The Tenkaichi (it is spelt that then?) series is not good man. Maybe I'm just looking at it from a fighter-stance, but the games were just poorly made and didn't seem as if they were given much thought.

Just saying man, seems like a pretty poor choice to pick up RB over MW2. Left 4 Dead 2 or Assassin's Creed 2 being so close, I could understand, or picking up Borderlands or Dragon Age instead I understand, but RB?

Just doesn't click in my mind man.

I bet you haven't been following the game upon release or even played a Tenkaichi title. But why would you since it seems like you totally dismissed it from the get go. Also why are people here comparing two different genres? Ridiculous. I'd understand if Khuntry was gonna get some third rate Fps over MW2 but that's not the case. I gonna get the game I know I'm going to enjoy and play for a while.

Not to be a dick Fryza, but you're talking out of your ass. On top of you saying that the series is not good, you say that its poorly made.This is game's first debut on next gen consoles, and it looks great.

[RoXer]

If anyone says another Japanese word I'm throwing them out of this thread.

[Khuntry]

Hai Wakarimashita

[Kalyx triaD]

Baka.

[Johnny McNasty]

Its quite obvious that Kalyx/Khuntry were afraid of the thrashing me and Boomer was going to give them in the tourney. You really can't blame them for dropping out. :lol:

[Kalyx triaD]

...That's right. Keep talking trash, we love that shit. We'll be there soon...

[RoXer]

Queso I'm thiking about starting this this weeken.

I quit my job too just so I could have more time to upsate this on a daily basis.

[D Mac]

I'll be gone all weekend visiting family for Thanksgiving. May be back Sunday night.

[Fignuts]

how is this going to work? All private matches with basic level perks and weapons? Because it's going to be horribly unbalanced if we all use our multiplayer levels.

[D Mac]

Yeah basic. I think I'm level 4 already from just fucking around.

[G]

consider this my official resignation

[RoXer]

Just use your own shit. It won't be thatt unbalanced.

[Fignuts]

Oh yeah? I'm like level 25. How about you? 40? 50?

[D Mac]

44 I think.

[G]

12

[Kalyx triaD]

When do exhibition Private Games start? Not the official shit, but at least some Private stuff.

[G]

probably whenever you invite someone and they join

[Kalyx triaD]

Don't be a smartass. After all, I expected you guys to have some firmer execution on this game. I know I haven't been playing, but it seems you guys haven't gone forward quite yet. When I get on, I hope I'll be trading shots with a TPduber. I'm anxious to rack up kills with or without those silly Perks.

Now get in my crosshairs!

[RoXer]

ROUND 1:

- Play as many games as you can. I will update the rankings as they get announced to me.

- Try to play someone ranked above you. It'll be a pain in the ass to even get all 4 of you on at the same time, but if you see a higher seeded team, try and challenge them. #5 beating #2 > #3 beating #4. And the old #5 team would be ranked higher than the old #3 team. You'll see. It works kinda like the BCS system in college football. And if you don't know how that works, don't bother looking it up because it's fucking confusing as hell. I'll explain why I made the rankings the way I did anyway.

RULES:

Round 1 will just be standard team deathmatch. I was considering hardcore but not yet. So don't screw around with any of the rules when you start it up. Just whatever the default settings are. Lower seed picks the map.

#1 - RoXer (RoXer1) & G (sgand) 0-0 (0-0)
#2 - Fignuts (Fignuts82) & Diesel Mac (DieselMac) 0-0 (0-0)
#3 - Ogen (EoghanMurphy21) & Gertner (belakpwnsu) 0-0 (0-0)
#4 - Kalyx triaD (Kalyx Triad 360) & Khuntri (KHUNTRI) 0-0 (0-0)
#5 - Boomer (Jtboomer2) & Johnny McNasty (Sane613) 0-0 (0-0)

[G]

OHHHH so that's who Kalyx Triad 360 is.

[G]

i'm comfortable in jeans that are tough. i'm comfortable in jeans that last. i'm comfortable....in wrangler. real comfortable.

[G]

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[RoXer]

No not that one. I was talking about the Sears commercial that's pissing everyone off.

[RoXer]

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[G]

turn to fx. kevin is setting the traps up for harry and marv

[G]

this is my house. i have to defend it.

[G]

spike is doing band of brothers today. fucking torn right now.

[G]

my 2 favorite things in the whole wide world.

[G]

nah, this crown i'm drinking is numero uno

[RoXer]

Should I steal you some from my work before I quit?

[G]

that music in that sears commercial is like something out of the meet the... thingys from tf2.

which is an awesome game and i should go play that.

[G]

if u do i will buy you your first blowjob

[G]

omggggg harry and marv are going in. don't do it!!!!

[RoXer]

k haveta leave now

send me drunk txts plz

[G]

bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner, and the people who sold it on sale. amen

[G]

did u watch the l4d2 glitches i sent you. we should 1000 this by monday.

[Fignuts]

Forever in blue jeaaaannnsss.

...


They're blue. YA GET IT?!

[G]

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Fignuts is achieved when a man thoroughly marinates his balls in pickle juice, preferably dill, and then displays his newly pickled balls to his inferior, otherwise known as his girlfriend. He then places his salty balls into the mouth of the inferior (woman), thereby completing the fignuts. This is known in some parts of the midwest as a "Vlasic" or "Uncle Phil's Pickle Factory."

One variation exists where instead of placing the balls into the mouth orifice, the balls are placed into the previously widened anal cavity. This maneuver is known as the "chocolate fignuts" and has been said to exist only in parts of Newfoundland.
"Does it smell like pickles in here?"

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[Fignuts]

I did not know that. Makes my name that much more awesome tho, tbh.

[Kalyx triaD]

I believe we're misplaced in the rankings, but rather than having it corrected - me and Khuntri will gladly rape our way to the top.

ULTRA BEATDOWN

[RoXer]

Anyone?

[G]

no

[Kalyx triaD]

My brother doesn't let me play his Xbox.

[G]

like you had a chance anyways

[G]

OHHHH YEAAHHHHHHH

[Kalyx triaD]

Me and Khuntri would assassinate your ass.

[Blitz]

This is going approximately as well as I figured.

[Kalyx triaD]

It'll pick up sometime.

[Boomer]

Johnny needs a new partner. I got banned during that big banwave, and won't be on again until things are safer. Sorry.

[Kalyx triaD]

Perhaps Johnny and Khuntri can team up since I haven't been on.

[Fignuts]

Havn't used my xbox in weeks besides netflix and last fm. Been thinking of selling it tbh.

[D Mac]

:n:

[Kalyx triaD]

This is looking sad. When I get to Miami somebody better be online.

[Kalyx triaD]

LOL

[RoXer]

Hey it's not my fault.

I did my best to try and break through the apathy of my fellow TPWWers.

But now I just don't give a fuck.

[Blitz]

Will never, ever work.
You guys should listen to me more.

[Kalyx triaD]

Believe me I know it ain't your fault. And believe I know it's a TPWW thing. LAME.

[G]

i'd play but i sold my game

[Kalyx triaD]

LOL

You guys.

[RoXer]

Any interest in this?

[Fignuts]

Fuck no.

[Kalyx triaD]

I'm down but you guys are pussies.

[Kalyx triaD]

Pussies.

[Fignuts]

Yes, that must be why.

[Kalyx triaD]

Inductive reasoning.

[RoXer]

rfcrcf

[RoXer]

#1

[Kalyx triaD]

Gay.

[G]

what what

[Kalyx triaD]

MySpace Girl would disapprove.

[RoXer]

To be the man (wooooo) you have to beat the man.

[Miotch]

Team RAJ vs. Team TPWW should happen

[Kalyx triaD]

So we could kick their ass?

[Miotch]

Wouldn't happen.

[alvarado52]

can we ban riot shields? Prolly not, cuz then RoXer would be fucked.

[Kalyx triaD]

Fucking gay night.

[alvarado52]

Yeah, this wasnt the best night for MW2...its k though, we're still coming together as a team, and so far...we've been pretty good.

[Kalyx triaD]

I hate losing to gay shit s'all.

[alvarado52]

also, me and Kalyx are throwing down a challenge for those gay MW2 tag titles

[Kalyx triaD]

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[RoXer]

Bring it