1995 King of the Deathmatch DVD Review

[Swiss Ultimate]

I bought the DVD a few years ago, it was "produced" by Barb Wire Entertainment and is region free.

11 Matches in all, no commentary (which is fine since I don't want to listen to ICP or the Japanese announcers) and is pretty good visually.

I originally got tricked into buying a different king of the deathmatch DVD which turned out not to be several different matches that had nothing to do with this night.

For Foley fans this is a must-buy. Just reading about it isn't enough to truly understand what went on that night. As for casual wrestling fans and people who don't enjoy blood, this is definitely not for you.

Image: 5/5
Audio: 4/5
Match Quality: 3.5/5 average

I give the entire show a 4/5 for the sheer shock and awe of the main event in addition to the fact that this event helped create Foley as the "Hardcore Legend". The Main Event is unintentionally poetic and the Cactus Jack and Terry Funk promos are priceless (probably better than the wrestling in these matches.) I figure that since Foley only ever got a $300 payday for his work we could at least appreciate it for what it was. Two men sacrificing their bodies for the entertainment of the audience.

*Notes: Dan Severn VS. Tarzan Goto for the NWA World Title...weirdness.

I made a highlight reel on youtube...here it is
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song is Corpse and Carcass by 31 Knots

"Through my disdain
and endless bravado
I've published such lust
It's thought of as curious
Now I imply dead space we can't trust.
So what? So we say so. Yes, but

Who's the gospel and who is the plain truth?
Who's the misprint and who is just slander?
And who's the corpse and who is the carcass?
Show me a saint and I'll show you their blood lust.

Through my disdain
and endless bravado
I've published such lust
It's thought of as curious
Now I imply dead space we can't trust
So what? So we say so. Yes, but

Who's the gospel and who's the plain truth?
And who's the misprint, and who is just slander?
And who's the corpse, and who is the carcass?
Show me a saint and I'll show you their blood lust."


Tonight I'm going out like
A pusher to a cockfight
So cocksure, cavorting
My way to the spotlight

And then and then and then and then
I will see what I mean"

[Gertner]

Kill yourself you stupid shithead. Nobody cares.

[Chavo Classic]

What?

What's the point of this thread?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Kill yourself you stupid shithead. Nobody cares.

I'll get right to that, sir.

p.s. Are you the real Joel Gertner?

[Swiss Ultimate]

What?

What's the point of this thread?

Huh?

[Chavo Classic]

The Main Event is unintentionally poetic

I'll wager a bet he doesn't know what he means here

[Chavo Classic]

Huh?

Who?

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'll wager a bet he doesn't know what he means here

wager a bet is a bit redundant.

I know what I mean here, do you?

[Chavo Classic]

wager a bet is a bit redundant.

I know what I mean here, do you?

Stop avoiding the question. I'm hungover, you're just stupid.

[Gertner]

I'll get right to that, sir.

p.s. Are you the real Joel Gertner?

I just took a poll asking people if they care. The overwhelming response was that you're a shithead, and nobody cares,

Get AIDS and fuckoff.

[Seth82]

I'll get right to that, sir.

p.s. Are you the real Joel Gertner?

:rofl:

[Swiss Ultimate]

Stop avoiding the question. I'm hungover, you're just stupid.

Typical, blame it on the alcohol. This is why CM Punk is better than you.

Oh, and what question?

[Seth82]

I just took a poll asking people if they care. The overwhelming response was that you're a shithead, and nobody cares,

Get AIDS and fuckoff.

lol :D

[Swiss Ultimate]

I just took a poll asking people if they care. The overwhelming response was that you're a shithead, and nobody cares,

Get AIDS and fuckoff.

That's not what Rasmussen's Polls have shown, perhaps you're not asking likely voters?

[Mr. JL]

I remember Terry Gordy's promos were funny as hell just for all the swearing and sheer awkwardness.

[Seth82]

Typical, blame it on the alcohol. This is why CM Punk is better than you.

Oh, and what question?

Please shut up....

[Chavo Classic]

Typical, blame it on the alcohol. This is why CM Punk is better than you.

Oh, and what question?

What did you mean by 'unintentionally poetic'? I'm befuddled

[Swiss Ultimate]

Please shut up....

I'll take that under advisement...I do appreciate that you're asking nicely.

[Chavo Classic]

That's not what Rasmussen's Polls have shown, perhaps you're not asking likely voters?

This is why I dislike the wrestling forum now. It's terrible. At least we used to have retards with a purpose.

[Gertner]

DeathtotheSwiss is a chartered member of the IWC who is a huge pretentious douchebag and tries to show off by following Indy and Japanesse wrestling, and then belittle all things mainstream. He doesn't realize that nobody gives a fuck about his opinion and that he just needs to go away and die.

[Seth82]

Typical, blame it on the alcohol. This is why CM Punk is better than you.

Oh, and what question?

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[Seth82]

I'll take that under advisement...I do appreciate that you're asking nicely.

I wasn't asking nicely....

That wasn't a request.... Just shut the fuck up already

:roll:

[Swiss Ultimate]

What did you mean by 'unintentionally poetic'? I'm befuddled

In the Foley's book he talks about how the end of the match was supposed to be much more climactic. Terry gets up and pushes the ladder over sending Cactus into the barbwire then collapses, Cactus crawls over and covers the Terry for the win.

The crowd was confused. It wasn't supposed to happen that way.

But, I think it was actually the best finish that Foley and Funk ever had with eachother. Terry Funk's last offense turned out to be his own finisher. This match was sort of Terry Funk passing the torch to one of his best friends.

In reality though, both men were so exhausted from the entire day of wrestling and unhealthy amount of blood loss that this was the only way they could end the match.

[Chavo Classic]

Troll troll troll troll

Rinse and repeat

[Swiss Ultimate]

DeathtotheSwiss is a chartered member of the IWC who is a huge pretentious douchebag and tries to show off by following Indy and Japanesse wrestling, and then belittle all things mainstream. He doesn't realize that nobody gives a fuck about his opinion and that he just needs to go away and die.

Wow, it's like you know me.

Except, not.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I wasn't asking nicely....

That wasn't a request.... Just shut the fuck up already

:roll:

Aaaaaaaannnnnddd...no.

[Gertner]

Wow, it's like you know me.

Except, not.

lol trust me, it is and you know it. I can sniff out these IWC snobs in a second.

[Chavo Classic]

In the Foley's book he talks about how the end of the match was supposed to be much more climactic. Terry gets up and pushes the ladder over sending Cactus into the barbwire then collapses, Cactus crawls over and covers the Terry for the win.

The crowd was confused. It wasn't supposed to happen that way.

But, I think it was actually the best finish that Foley and Funk ever had with eachother. Terry Funk's last offense turned out to be his own finisher. This match was sort of Terry Funk passing the torch to one of his best friends.

In reality though, both men were so exhausted from the entire day of wrestling and unhealthy amount of blood loss that this was the only way they could end the match.

So, what you could've said was it was a symbolic, and both performers gave their all? But instead you wanted to appear all edumicated and came across pretentious and out of your depth.

Thanks for all that then :y:

[Chavo Classic]

Wow, it's like you know me.

Except, not.

........NOT!

:rofl:

[Swiss Ultimate]

So, what you could've said was it was a symbolic, and both performers gave their all? But instead you wanted to appear all edumicated and came across pretentious and out of your depth.

Thanks for all that then :y:

Is that my motive? I'm sorry, I could have sworn it wasn't.

[Chavo Classic]

I'm done here. Mods to aisle five please, clean-up needed.

[Seth82]

This guy is such a fucking pretentious little snob

[Swiss Ultimate]

lol trust me, it is and you know it. I can sniff out these IWC snobs in a second.

Trust a man who calls himself Gertner on an internet forum devoted to professional wrestling, I think not.

Perhaps I am a "IWC snob" though, but anyone using "IWC" is automatically part of the group so I guess I'm in your company.

What's sad though, is your assumption and how silly it is.

This video review proves one thing and one thing only. That's I'm a recovering Foley mark and to you that means I'm into all things Japanese and indie. Bit of a leap there.

And as to the accusation of trolling, wow, that's hilarious considering that you kids immediately came in and jumped onto this thread touting yourselves as forum regulars just trying to protect their territory. You guys are the worse and most pathetic kinds of trolls on the internet.

"I've been posting here for years, I'm VERY RESPECTED as are my thoughts. You shut the hell up NEWB! LOLZ"

Beautiful. What's more is you can't bare doing the one thing actual trolls can't handle, that being ignoring the troll and moving on with your day which suggests to me that you're more interested in a flame war than anything else.

But, please, continue. You guys are either getting a lot of enjoyment out of this or getting extremely pissed off that some newcomer would dare talk back to you on your own forum.

[Chavo Classic]

You shut the hell up NEWB! LOLZ

[Chavo Classic]

Sorry, I couldn't stay away

[Chavo Classic]

Flame war

[Chavo Classic]

I'm a recovering Foley mark

Sig worthy

[Swiss Ultimate]

Sorry, I couldn't stay away

Which proves my point.

You guys post thousands of threads, get to the point where you think you're part of something, then see anyone doing anything anywhere and decide you have to butt in. All three of you together have posted over 20,000 posts on this forum, and with the short/snarky/trolling style that you guys have exhibited I can see why. I bet I could get 10k by the end of the way if all I did was copy and paste "you're gay, go get aids and die." into every thread I disagree with. Though, somehow, I don't believe you guys show much intelligence regardless of the thread.

[Chavo Classic]

I don't come here to 'show intelligence'

Even if I had any

[Chavo Classic]

I'm so giving you neg rep.

Neg repping you so bad right now

[Gertner]

Trust a man who calls himself Gertner on an internet forum devoted to professional wrestling, I think not.

Perhaps I am a "IWC snob" though, but anyone using "IWC" is automatically part of the group so I guess I'm in your company.

What's sad though, is your assumption and how silly it is.

This video review proves one thing and one thing only. That's I'm a recovering Foley mark and to you that means I'm into all things Japanese and indie. Bit of a leap there.

And as to the accusation of trolling, wow, that's hilarious considering that you kids immediately came in and jumped onto this thread touting yourselves as forum regulars just trying to protect their territory. You guys are the worse and most pathetic kinds of trolls on the internet.

"I've been posting here for years, I'm VERY RESPECTED as are my thoughts. You shut the hell up NEWB! LOLZ"

Beautiful. What's more is you can't bare doing the one thing actual trolls can't handle, that being ignoring the troll and moving on with your day which suggests to me that you're more interested in a flame war than anything else.

But, please, continue. You guys are either getting a lot of enjoyment out of this or getting extremely pissed off that some newcomer would dare talk back to you on your own forum.

It's little we come across little dipshit IWC douchebags like you all the time. This video review does prove one thing: that you need to get out of your mom's basement and find a real hobby. lol what loser makes a video package?!?!? You know damn well that I'm correct on my characterization of you. So go back to your ROH or CHIKARA forums where people there might offer to jerk you off at the sight of that video, cause nobody gives a shit here.

[Swiss Ultimate]

6139
Sig worthy indeed.

[Chavo Classic]

You are a loser and is a virgin

[Seth82]

I'm so giving you neg rep.

Neg repping you so bad right now

He's def. gonna get a neg. rep from me as well....

[Swiss Ultimate]

It's little we come across little dipshit IWC douchebags like you all the time. This video review does prove one thing: that you need to get out of your mom's basement and find a real hobby. lol what loser makes a video package?!?!? You know damn well that I'm correct on my characterization of you. So go back to your ROH or CHIKARA forums where people there might offer to jerk you off at the sight of that video, cause nobody gives a shit here.

It's like you guys just keep proving my point. It's like I'm being baited to correct your grammar and point out you logical fallacies.

You kids just keep doing your troll shtick no matter what.

"mom's basement", wow...we really are back in 1995. Congratulations.

[Gertner]

lol it's a real treat when these losers come over here.

[Seth82]

It's little we come across little dipshit IWC douchebags like you all the time. This video review does prove one thing: that you need to get out of your mom's basement and find a real hobby. lol what loser makes a video package?!?!? You know damn well that I'm correct on my characterization of you. So go back to your ROH or CHIKARA forums where people there might offer to jerk you off at the sight of that video, cause nobody gives a shit here.

Well Said....

:lol:

[Chavo Classic]

I also think that you might be gay and enjoy penis

[Swiss Ultimate]

oh god no, you're going to give me negative rep? PLEASE DON'T, I'll leave...I'm leaving. Just don't flame me anymore, okay?

[Chavo Classic]

It's too late Mr Gay, rep has been issued. For being gay. Wooo

[Seth82]

Oh No.... bitch boy here gave me a neg rep :D

[Swiss Ultimate]

Oh No.... bitch boy here gave me a neg rep :D

oh shit, you found out. i'll stop. just, don't hurt me over the internet!

[Chavo Classic]

Give me your address. I'm going to come to your house and rape your sister

[Swiss Ultimate]

Give me your address. I'm going to come to your house and rape your sister

No please, not that!

[Seth82]

It's too late Mr Gay, rep has been issued. For being gay. Wooo

lol...

[Swiss Ultimate]

Guys, it's been informative. I'll be back later to see what you've done with your time.


RobisRad: So, what's so great about this forum of yours?

[Chavo Classic]

Gays, it's been penetrative. I'll be bareback later to eat your cum with a spoon.

[Seth82]

Gays, it's been penetrative. I'll be bareback later to eat your cum with a spoon.

:D

[Fignuts]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

[kareru]

i think icp are hilarious on commentary

[Swiss Ultimate]

i think icp are hilarious on commentary

Fair enough, the first time I saw this tournament was in the 90s on a Stranglemania tape.

Still prefer no commentary to their commentary.

[Blitz]

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Gertner trolls when he's bored. Chavo too, apparently.

Seth is just kinda dumb and following the leader.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Gertner trolls when he's bored. Chavo too, apparently.

Seth is just kinda dumb and following the leader.

Trolling is an art. When done well it is actually pretty funny.

I feel like I just watched Epic Movie.

[Seth82]

Seth is just kinda dumb and following the leader.

I was bored for your information and I am not dumb

if anything its this idiot who is dumb for posting this shit that no one cares about

[Swiss Ultimate]

I was bored for your information and I am not dumb

if anything its this idiot who is dumb for posting this shit that no one cares about

I have to agree with the guy. You are probably just really dumb.

[Fignuts]

Yes, because this is the The People's Mainstream Wrestling Website, right?

You guys are acting like bigger snobs than him, tbh.

[Fignuts]

Also, if he was a indy/puro snob, he would have trashed wwe every other sentence.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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[Fignuts]

This guy likes metalocalypse and doesn't spazz out in a swearing, unintelligible tangent when insulted.

Why are you guys trying to chase him away, given that most of this forum is legally retarded?

[Kris P Lettus]

I have seen this Deathmatch Tourney and was very entertained by it at the time..

[thecc]

Seth is the one of the worst posters ever. I'd take posters deathtotheswiss over him anyday.

[Fignuts]

Also, trolling is not an art form. It's fucking stupid.

Anyone over the age of 12 who does it, needs to grow the fuck up.

Except Gertner. In his case I'm pretty sure it's because of all the drugs.

[Swiss Ultimate]

To be fair guys, I have trolled in the past, though not here. I didn't feel like arguing about my identity with a few idiots who insist on believing how great they are.

I was a huge wrestling nerd in my teens during the 90s, I was obsessed with Foley and ECW.

I decided to start posting here after making friends on Justin.tv with Juan, Xero, Irod and a bunch of other really cool people. If you ever pop into the chat I'm "robisrad".

[loopydate]

This thread confuses me. DeathtotheSwiss comes across as relatively eloquent. Yet, he likes deathmatches. This flies in the face of all other deathmatch fans I've ever seen in this - or any other - forum. He can form complete sentences and defend himself from criticism with wit (although references to '90s Webiquette are cliched at this point), yet... he acknowledges that enjoying the ICP on commentary is "fair enough?"

It's very interesting to have someone on the boards who actually can write well about a subject that is almost universally loathed on this board. I just hope he doesn't turn out to be another Sadistic. I llike reading threads that don't make me want to stab myself in the brain.

[Swiss Ultimate]

This thread confuses me. DeathtotheSwiss comes across as relatively eloquent. Yet, he likes deathmatches. This flies in the face of all other deathmatch fans I've ever seen in this - or any other - forum. He can form complete sentences and defend himself from criticism with wit (although references to '90s Webiquette are cliched at this point), yet... he acknowledges that enjoying the ICP on commentary is "fair enough?"

It's very interesting to have someone on the boards who actually can write well about a subject that is almost universally loathed on this board. I just hope he doesn't turn out to be another Sadistic. I llike reading threads that don't make me want to stab myself in the brain.

I honestly no longer enjoy deathmatch wrestling. I think it was more of a phase than anything. I hate CZW and light-tube matches for instance, but I still enjoy the matches I initially enjoyed when I was younger.

To me, hardcore is only as good as the guys in the ring. The only barbwire matches that I can watch and enjoy now are the ones between Foley and Funk and Sabu VS. Terry Funk at Born to be Wired. Good storytelling, in my opinion. I'm no Necrobutcher fan.

I can't promise that you'll like everything I have to say but, I'm too old and too responsible to act like a douchebag on the internet.

[Fignuts]

Honestly, if it's not fmw or ecw, then it's not worth watching. Big Japan has a couple of guys that know how to do it properly, but that's it.

[thecc]

Fig, I've heard some good things about bjw. Anything you would recommend checking out.

[Seth82]

Seth is the one of the worst posters ever. I'd take posters deathtotheswiss over him anyday.

Oh boo hoo...

Like I give a fuck

I am here to have fun not to be so fucking serious all the time

[Swiss Ultimate]

Oh boo hoo...

Like I give a fuck

I am here to have fun not to be so fucking serious all the time

Your tone suggests you're taking this very "fucking serious".

Hey, I'm an adult, I don't need you going all emo and cutting yourself over this. We can talk about your feelings if you need...I'm here for you.

[screech]

I think Seth82 is a good poster.

[screech]

I am reserving judgment on DeathtotheSwiss. I need to see more.

[Juan]

How exactly is swiss trolling?

Gertner, Seth and Chavo get a big :n: from me.

[Seth82]

I think Seth82 is a good poster.

Thank you screech...

It is unfortuante that most here just don't get it

and for Swiss... I am far from an emo and I do not cut myself and never would

That's for little shit head 13 year olds who think their life is so tough yet they have no how idiotic that is to cut their own self

[Seth82]

Your tone suggests you're taking this very "fucking serious".

Hey, I'm an adult, I don't need you going all emo and cutting yourself over this. We can talk about your feelings if you need...I'm here for you.

I am an adult as well....

You people are the last person's I would discuss things with and don't worry I am not a stupid idiot who cuts himself like some 13 year old attention whore

[Swiss Ultimate]

I am an adult as well....

You people are the last person's I would discuss things with and don't worry I am not a stupid idiot who cuts himself like some 13 year old attention whore

It's not your fault Seth...Seth...It's not your fault.

It's not your fault.

It's not your fault Seth. It's not your fault.