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Afterlife
09-20-2009, 08:41 AM
...and could walk like a normal person, I think I could really enjoy him. It would make him more mobile and give him greater balance, which would ultimately enhance any match he would be in. I just caught SD, and I'm really hoping they use this opportunity to get Dalip the surgery he needs to improve both his performances and his daily life in general.

If Khali had knees...how would you feel?

GD
09-20-2009, 09:10 AM
I would be happy for him.

Afterlife
09-20-2009, 11:17 AM
Yeah, but you're Indian, do you don't count.

GD
09-20-2009, 12:52 PM
Yeah, but you're Indian, do you don't count.

:-\ I would be happy for Finlay too if he had a problem even though he belongs to the country of Bono and Ogen.

Kami Raki
09-20-2009, 01:08 PM
I'd be happy if they got legit Indian guys that could work.

Chavo Classic
09-20-2009, 02:53 PM
Khali is terrible. An instant piss-break artist stealing spots on PPVs from talented guys like Ziggler, Morrison, Shelton, Bourne and the Hart Foundation.

Kami Raki
09-20-2009, 03:15 PM
Khali is terrible. An instant piss-break artist stealing spots on PPVs from talented guys like Ziggler, Morrison, Shelton, Bourne and the Hart Foundation.
But Vince needs that Indian market......

Rammsteinmad
09-20-2009, 03:17 PM
If Khali had knees he could open a chain of restaurants called...

*drum roll*

'Khali's Knees!'

:shifty:

Chavo Classic
09-20-2009, 03:21 PM
But Vince needs that Indian market......

Then hire someone who looks Indian and repackage him. I doubt McMahon would even question the morals of that.

On the other hand, the WWE will be popular in India regardless of the roster - I bet CM Punk and Orton still sell fourfold as many shirts and DVDs as Khali. He's dispensable.

Swiss Ultimate
09-20-2009, 03:56 PM
...and could walk like a normal person, I think I could really enjoy him. It would make him more mobile and give him greater balance, which would ultimately enhance any match he would be in. I just caught SD, and I'm really hoping they use this opportunity to get Dalip the surgery he needs to improve both his performances and his daily life in general.

If Khali had knees...how would you feel?

I'd feel like he was mildly taller. Vince loves tall guys.

Afterlife
09-20-2009, 04:07 PM
Well, obviously I'm talking about Khali as a slow giant with limited ability. But for what he is and what he could be, I think he'd be enjoyable if he could at least walk.

Kami Raki
09-20-2009, 04:30 PM
Then hire someone who looks Indian and repackage him. I doubt McMahon would even question the morals of that.

On the other hand, the WWE will be popular in India regardless of the roster - I bet CM Punk and Orton still sell fourfold as many shirts and DVDs as Khali. He's dispensable.Last I heard dude was mega over in Indian. Almost to the point of WWE editing footage there to make him look better.

Gerard
09-20-2009, 04:30 PM
:-\ I would be happy for Finlay too if he had a problem even though he belongs to the country of Bono and Ogen.

Get it up ye. :foc:

DaVe
09-20-2009, 09:32 PM
I heard that apparently Khali is insanely over in India. That he is up there in popularity, not far lower than cricket guns like Sachin. For non-commonwealth tpwwers, cricket in India is pretty much their main religion.

Storer50
09-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Hmm, an Indian guy....to work with Ziggler, Morrison, Shelton, Bourne and the Hart Foundation, sounds like a spot for Sonjay Dutt.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 01:02 AM
Yeah, Sonjay Dutt would be a perfect fit into SmackDOWN! right now.

As for Khali's knees...I don't think they'd help all that much. He seems like a great guy and all, but I can't enjoy his wrestling work.

Afterlife
09-21-2009, 08:45 AM
Yeah, Sonjay Dutt would be a perfect fit into SmackDOWN! right now.

As for Khali's knees...I don't think they'd help all that much. He seems like a great guy and all, but I can't enjoy his wrestling work.

Well, that's because he doesn't wrestle.

The Jayman
09-21-2009, 10:20 AM
i don't think having knees will change my opinion. yeah Khali will be more mobile but the guy can't wrestle and getting knees won't change that

Afterlife
09-21-2009, 02:17 PM
i don't think having knees will change my opinion. yeah Khali will be more mobile but the guy can't wrestle and getting knees won't change that

That was entirely not the point. I know he doesn't wrestle, and I know knee surgery won't magically give him the ability to do so. But it will make him able to walk and balance himself like, say, a person, and his size would actually have meaning. Giving his giant character...you know...imposition.

To repeat myself -- again -- I'm not asking if abyone thinks he'd become a great athlete. I"m asking if you could enjoy him for what he is. That being, of course, the giant monster powerhouse that doesn't topple at a slight breeze.

The Jayman
09-21-2009, 02:32 PM
...and could walk like a normal person, I think I could really enjoy him. It would make him more mobile and give him greater balance, which would ultimately enhance any match he would be in. I just caught SD, and I'm really hoping they use this opportunity to get Dalip the surgery he needs to improve both his performances and his daily life in general.

If Khali had knees...how would you feel?


i don't think having knees will change my opinion. yeah Khali will be more mobile but the guy can't wrestle and getting knees won't change that

I stated exactly how I would feel. Didn't read the entire thread.

Sixx
09-21-2009, 03:37 PM
Yes, if he had knees he'd be in high-flying matches against Rey-Rey all the time. FO SHO!

Juan
09-21-2009, 03:58 PM
No