RAW Thread for 09/21/09 - Lilian's First Night

[Londoner]

Can't imagine anything more boring than a cena/orton contract signing segment.

[screech]

SKULL CRUSHING FINALE...is that Miz's finisher name, or just Cole talking shit?

That really is the name.

[Italian $tallion]

Maybe we will get an actual contract signing, the two men do a weigh in, pose in fighting stances...

[Italian $tallion]

That name sucks :(

[The Gold Standard]

Maybe we will get an actual contract signing, the two men do a weigh in, pose in fighting stances...

That actually may be kinda cool if it happened

[Emperor Smeat]

yeah not much you can do with a contract signing, its either brawl occurs or a squash occurs

[Afterlife]

I like it

It looks about as effective as an "Attitude Adjustment".

[Italian $tallion]

Hey it would be something other than "the face kicks the heels ass and tips the table over on top of him!"

[Londoner]

Yes king, the match is already made, why do contracts need to be 'signed'?

[Jannettyzilla]

Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

[Londoner]

AND they just HAVE to cut out most of ortons entrance, but lets show cena's!

[screech]

I like that, Afterlife :y:

[Italian $tallion]

LOL@ the red carpet...why do they ALWAYS do that for shit like this?

[Italian $tallion]

I want a fucking full match on the red carpet.

[screech]

I mean, I like his current finisher [Miz] but having a move called Mizery would kick some ass

[Italian $tallion]

Cena is a six time champion..sickening. But whatever.

[screech]

And fuck contract signings.

[Sixx]

Jeez, did they just steal a Cena sucks sign from that girl?

[screech]

TRISH :love:

[Londoner]

'No physicallity rule' ahahahahaahhahaa

[The Gold Standard]

Physicality is a made up word. That always bothers me.

[ClockShot]

Evening folks. House just ended.

Somebody wanna be kind enough and give me a recap?

[screech]

I'm playing MVP Baseball 2004, and Mark Prior has hit two home runs.

:y: :y:

[Londoner]

Oh please let legacy beat down cena now

[The Gold Standard]

Orton told him

[Afterlife]

I mean, I like his current finisher [Miz] but having a move called Mizery would kick some ass

It makes the best sense as a submission, and that hold was pretty cool.

But he has a history of not knowing how to name moves, so who knows.

[Sixx]

Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/voldemort2.jpg

[screech]

Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

Agreed

[Londoner]

Orcton

[RatedGSuperstar]

Orton really does look like Voldemort with the shaved head.

[Emperor Smeat]

Evening folks. House just ended.

Somebody wanna be kind enough and give me a recap?

Triple H beat Cody by DQ when Ted Jr hit Triple H with a chair.
Miz beat Bourne.
Cedric the Entertainer vs Chavo later tonight.

[The Gold Standard]

I think Orton is just all around better when he is chasing Cena for the belt.

[screech]

Cena sounds like a teacher.

A bad teacher that everyone hates.

[The Gold Standard]

I am not saying I like Cena as champ, but I think Orton just steps up his game to another level with Cena.

Dare I say, Cena makes Orton better?

[screech]

RKO! RKO! RKO!

[screech]

Cena should have actually left the ring before "laughing." Would have been funnier.

[ClockShot]

Shut him up already, Orton!

[Londoner]

Orcton Orcton Orcton

[The Gold Standard]

Cena should have actually left the ring before "laughing." Would have been funnier.

:y::y:

[Londoner]

So orton gets 1 rematch and cena gets 500000000000000000000 rematches?

[Emperor Smeat]

someone needs to tell Batista this stipulation of no more rematches and title shots.

[RatedGSuperstar]

LOL at the guy yelling "OH NO WE'RE GETTING SERIOUS~!!"

[Londoner]

someone needs to tell Batista this stipulation of no more rematches and title shots.

He would use his cheat code that makes people forget about that rule.

[Londoner]

LOL at the guy yelling "OH NO WE'RE GETTING SERIOUS~!!"

Missed that but, :lol:.

[ClockShot]

THEN DO IT!

[screech]

Shootin on Cena?

[Londoner]

Orton tellin it like it is.

[Emperor Smeat]

the closer they get , the more likely they might kiss especially with those weird faces. Almost like they trying to not laugh.

[Londoner]

Y2JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow, Voldemort probably does work better. Good call.

[screech]

Jerishow!

[Jannettyzilla]

Prepare for table flip!

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jericho and Big Show are the new APA? Awesome. :)

[Favre4Ever]

God i wish we could see Jericho with Cedric in the walls for like five minutes.

[screech]

Cue WSMVP

[Jannettyzilla]

MVP attack?

[screech]

THE STOP SIGNS

[Jannettyzilla]

Cue WSMVP

Or that.

[ClockShot]

What the.......matching gear with these two?

Shit, just hand them the belts already.

[Londoner]

shock horror ced

[Jannettyzilla]

Is it bad that I wish DX was gone so Henry and MVP would be faces 2 and 3 on RAW?

[screech]

That could actually be pretty good.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So the no physicality rule between Orton and Cena goes out the window in 3 minutes with the 6-man tag? What the hell? Why bother?

[Emperor Smeat]

THE STOP SIGNS

Didn't you hear Cedric earlier, Henry is now the Kool-Aid Man.

[Londoner]

So the no physicality rule between Orton and Cena goes out the window in 3 minutes with the 6-man tag? What the hell? Why bother?

Obviously they mean 'outside of matches'. Tbh i think they forgot they made that rule, batista used his cheat code already!

[The Gold Standard]

MVP is the man

[ClockShot]

Big deal.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love me some Alicia.

http://myspace-789.vo.llnwd.net/00868/98/78/868198789_l.jpg

[ClockShot]

Beth vs. Mickie. We're in for a treat.

[screech]

I love me some Mickie.

[ClockShot]

Hmmm. I turn my back and the match is over. Pity.

[screech]

She does do a nice Axe Kick.

[screech]

But I still don't care.

[Johnny Vegas]

I :heart: Alicia Fox. I will do anything she asks of me.

[Emperor Smeat]

Looked like Beth might have almost dropped Mickie the way she hit her finisher that fast. Normally she holds them up in the air for a bit, probably her grip slipped.

[Johnny Vegas]

anything....

[screech]

lol vegas

[Jannettyzilla]

Looks like Beth (who's looking gooooood) burst Mickie's bubble. :lol:

[Jannettyzilla]

Also, I have a feeling this is Swaggah's night (with Miz help).

Kofi's had a good run.

[Londoner]

Hate lillian

Hate king

Hate cole.

Kofi's good though.

[ClockShot]

Champ out first.....bad omen.

[ClockShot]

Check 1 2

[Jannettyzilla]

Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

[Jannettyzilla]

Champ out first.....bad omen.
Immediate mention of the title's history.....bad omen 2.

[screech]

BOOT

[Londoner]

Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

Nope....

[Londoner]

Oh ffs good match ruined

[screech]

Nice!

Good match ruined, but I like the title steal(s).

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL right when Miz looks up at the giant Tron screen he gets nailed by the clothesline.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Hello, triple threat match.

[ClockShot]

.............................


























REPO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh ffs good match ruined
Yup. Great booking. :roll:

[Emperor Smeat]

Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

Would be better if they timed the pyro to go off after each pushup instead of all at once.

[screech]

Ced is gonna throw down.

[Jannettyzilla]

I say it every week, but I feel sorry for Chavo.

But I'm OK with a Santino/Chavo feud, actually. Could be great comedy.

[screech]

SANTINO!

[Londoner]

ugh

[Londoner]

hhahahahaha

[Jannettyzilla]

Bellas. :heart:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ced should've come out as the Godfather instead.

[screech]

The Godfather should host a RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

Could be worse, he could get beaten up by Hornswoggle. Nah he probably will get beaten up by him since i think Hornswoggle is racist against Latinos since he's always beating up Chavo each week.

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh my.

Love it.

[Londoner]

oh let me guess..

[screech]

Swog

ugh

[Favre4Ever]

haha i don't feel sorry for Chavo, he's eating this up.

[Londoner]

hmm

[screech]

lol wtf

[ClockShot]

That's.......not.......Cedric.

Bobby Lashley in disguise?

[Londoner]

that certainly isnt hornswoggle

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Cedric ate Hornswoggle and grew a bit.

[Jannettyzilla]

This is actually pretty great.

[screech]

Santino is great.

[Londoner]

now that is

[Favre4Ever]

omg

[Favre4Ever]

Cole says "Little Cedric!!!!"

[Jannettyzilla]

And there it goes wrong.

[screech]

Told you Ced was gonna throw down

[Hanso Amore]

So who the fuc kws the big guy? Zeke?

[Londoner]

That was actually good.

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, I'll give that one a pass. It's entertainment.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So who the fuc kws the big guy? Zeke?

Too fat to be Zeke, I think. Local talent?

[Londoner]

Man, cedric can even make hornswoggle entertaining.

[Hanso Amore]

Wht about that guy that is engaged to jennifer Hudson...is he a hos like that? TTrying to think if there is any big black guys in FCW

[ClockShot]

Al Sharpton IS hosting next week?!

What's the MNF game on the dockett?

[Jannettyzilla]

Triple threat US Title match added to the PPV. Nice.

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BYE BYE LILIAN!

[Londoner]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[RatedGSuperstar]

Al Sharpton IS hosting next week?!

What's the MNF game on the dockett?

Panthers at Cowboys. Not that interesting.

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jannettyzilla]

Lillian :love:

[ClockShot]

Thanks, Lillian. :wavesad:

[Londoner]

God she's even botching this

[Londoner]

someone tell me when its over

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Nice to see WWE do something classy for her.

[Jannettyzilla]

That's kinda gross if she leaves her heart in the ring forever. It'd go stale.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

[Johnny Vegas]

stfu TL

[ClockShot]

Fish just jumped ahead. 20-13.

[Jannettyzilla]

So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

Rumor is Fink for now and that they're "in negotiations" with someone to replace her.

[Londoner]

stfu TL

Nope, can't stand her. I'm so happy now.

[ClockShot]

So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

Word going around is that The Fink may come back.

[Londoner]

That's kinda gross if she leaves her heart in the ring forever. It'd go stale.

lol

[Londoner]

Word going around is that The Fink may come back.

Lets hope.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Fish just jumped ahead. 20-13.

Reggie Wayne needs to catch a 50-yard TD pass right now. I'm staring at an 0-2 start in my TD-only fantasy league if I don't get a pair of 6's from him, and 50-yard scores count as double. Ugh.

[screech]

Jobber entrance?!?

[Londoner]

Heel music gets cut off again.

[screech]

Thanks, Lillian. :wavesad:

[Jannettyzilla]

Looks like both sides' music will get cut. But not Cena, of course.

[Londoner]

Looks like both sides' music will get cut. But not Cena, of course.

:rant:

[ClockShot]

CT's own Donald Brown just tied it up.

[Londoner]

Wish we had the monday night football game here, we did last season but not this time. Had the late game last night though atleast.

[screech]

I like the stakes for this.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Two catches for Reggie Wayne? What the fuck is that shit, Peyton?

[RGWhat316]

I like Lillian, so it is kinda sad to see her go. :wavesad:

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, I'm sticking with Orcton.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8749/orcj.jpg

[screech]

Two catches for Reggie Wayne? What the fuck is that shit, Peyton?

It's bullshit. I'm down four. LET'S GO!

[screech]

MVP needs to be World Champion

[Jannettyzilla]

MVP needs to be World Champion

:y: He would be a great Money in the Bank winner.

[screech]

Actually, it should have happened already.

[Jannettyzilla]

Also, I still wish it had been Henry/Orton at Summerslam.

[screech]

RKO!

[ClockShot]

YES!

[screech]

Which means Cena will bury all three of them next week in less than five minutes.

[Londoner]

Spoiler for next week: CENA WINZ

[screech]

No, fuck that.

YES!

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, that was a clean, good main event.

Not a good sign for next week.

[ClockShot]

Nobody's gonna watch next week with Revrend Al hosting.

[Jannettyzilla]

LOL Jericho's face.

[screech]

CENA'S PARTY HAS BEEN CRASHED

[screech]

lol yeah Jericho looked pretty surprised.

[RGWhat316]

Wow Cena is a good actor, not wrestler.

[Johnny Vegas]

Man, i am all for equality with me being a black dude, but i have feeling that the crowd is going to act 'dead' when Al is on TV. Lol it would be funny if he restarted the NOD

[screech]

Not a bad RAW actually. Cedric was quite entertaining, and Santino being that involved was great. Swagger title steal was pretty great too. I like that it set up that triple threat. Looking forward to this PPV a little more now.

[Sixx]

First they should have Sharpton and then Limbaugh (I take he's the guy accused of racism?).

[screech]

I hope Sharpton takes a nasty bump.