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Londoner
09-21-2009, 09:53 PM
Can't imagine anything more boring than a cena/orton contract signing segment.

screech
09-21-2009, 09:53 PM
SKULL CRUSHING FINALE...is that Miz's finisher name, or just Cole talking shit?

That really is the name.

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 09:54 PM
Maybe we will get an actual contract signing, the two men do a weigh in, pose in fighting stances...

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 09:55 PM
That name sucks :(

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 09:55 PM
Maybe we will get an actual contract signing, the two men do a weigh in, pose in fighting stances...

That actually may be kinda cool if it happened

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 09:56 PM
yeah not much you can do with a contract signing, its either brawl occurs or a squash occurs

Afterlife
09-21-2009, 09:56 PM
I like it

It looks about as effective as an "Attitude Adjustment".

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 09:57 PM
Hey it would be something other than "the face kicks the heels ass and tips the table over on top of him!"

Londoner
09-21-2009, 09:57 PM
Yes king, the match is already made, why do contracts need to be 'signed'?

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 09:58 PM
Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 09:59 PM
AND they just HAVE to cut out most of ortons entrance, but lets show cena's!

screech
09-21-2009, 09:59 PM
I like that, Afterlife :y:

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 09:59 PM
LOL@ the red carpet...why do they ALWAYS do that for shit like this?

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 09:59 PM
I want a fucking full match on the red carpet.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
I mean, I like his current finisher [Miz] but having a move called Mizery would kick some ass

Italian $tallion
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
Cena is a six time champion..sickening. But whatever.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
And fuck contract signings.

Sixx
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
Jeez, did they just steal a Cena sucks sign from that girl?

screech
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
TRISH :love:

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:00 PM
'No physicallity rule' ahahahahaahhahaa

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
Physicality is a made up word. That always bothers me.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
Evening folks. House just ended.

Somebody wanna be kind enough and give me a recap?

screech
09-21-2009, 10:01 PM
I'm playing MVP Baseball 2004, and Mark Prior has hit two home runs.

:y: :y:

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Oh please let legacy beat down cena now

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Orton told him

Afterlife
09-21-2009, 10:02 PM
I mean, I like his current finisher [Miz] but having a move called Mizery would kick some ass

It makes the best sense as a submission, and that hold was pretty cool.

But he has a history of not knowing how to name moves, so who knows.

Sixx
09-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/voldemort2.jpg

screech
09-21-2009, 10:02 PM
Orton needs hair back. He looks like an orc.

Agreed

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Orcton

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Orton really does look like Voldemort with the shaved head.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:03 PM
Evening folks. House just ended.

Somebody wanna be kind enough and give me a recap?

Triple H beat Cody by DQ when Ted Jr hit Triple H with a chair.
Miz beat Bourne.
Cedric the Entertainer vs Chavo later tonight.

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:03 PM
I think Orton is just all around better when he is chasing Cena for the belt.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:04 PM
Cena sounds like a teacher.

A bad teacher that everyone hates.

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:04 PM
I am not saying I like Cena as champ, but I think Orton just steps up his game to another level with Cena.

Dare I say, Cena makes Orton better?

screech
09-21-2009, 10:05 PM
RKO! RKO! RKO!

screech
09-21-2009, 10:05 PM
Cena should have actually left the ring before "laughing." Would have been funnier.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:05 PM
Shut him up already, Orton!

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Orcton Orcton Orcton

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:06 PM
Cena should have actually left the ring before "laughing." Would have been funnier.

:y::y:

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:06 PM
So orton gets 1 rematch and cena gets 500000000000000000000 rematches?

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:07 PM
someone needs to tell Batista this stipulation of no more rematches and title shots.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:07 PM
LOL at the guy yelling "OH NO WE'RE GETTING SERIOUS~!!"

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:07 PM
someone needs to tell Batista this stipulation of no more rematches and title shots.

He would use his cheat code that makes people forget about that rule.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:08 PM
LOL at the guy yelling "OH NO WE'RE GETTING SERIOUS~!!"

Missed that but, :lol:.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:08 PM
THEN DO IT!

screech
09-21-2009, 10:08 PM
Shootin on Cena?

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:08 PM
Orton tellin it like it is.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:08 PM
the closer they get , the more likely they might kiss especially with those weird faces. Almost like they trying to not laugh.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Y2JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Wow, Voldemort probably does work better. Good call.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Jerishow!

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Prepare for table flip!

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
Jericho and Big Show are the new APA? Awesome. :)

Favre4Ever
09-21-2009, 10:09 PM
God i wish we could see Jericho with Cedric in the walls for like five minutes.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:10 PM
Cue WSMVP

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:10 PM
MVP attack?

screech
09-21-2009, 10:10 PM
THE STOP SIGNS

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:10 PM
Cue WSMVP

Or that.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:10 PM
What the.......matching gear with these two?

Shit, just hand them the belts already.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
shock horror ced

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
Is it bad that I wish DX was gone so Henry and MVP would be faces 2 and 3 on RAW?

screech
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
That could actually be pretty good.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
So the no physicality rule between Orton and Cena goes out the window in 3 minutes with the 6-man tag? What the hell? Why bother?

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
THE STOP SIGNS

Didn't you hear Cedric earlier, Henry is now the Kool-Aid Man.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:12 PM
So the no physicality rule between Orton and Cena goes out the window in 3 minutes with the 6-man tag? What the hell? Why bother?

Obviously they mean 'outside of matches'. Tbh i think they forgot they made that rule, batista used his cheat code already!

The Gold Standard
09-21-2009, 10:13 PM
MVP is the man

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:16 PM
Big deal.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:16 PM
I love me some Alicia.

http://myspace-789.vo.llnwd.net/00868/98/78/868198789_l.jpg

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:17 PM
Beth vs. Mickie. We're in for a treat.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:17 PM
I love me some Mickie.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:19 PM
Hmmm. I turn my back and the match is over. Pity.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:19 PM
She does do a nice Axe Kick.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:19 PM
But I still don't care.

Johnny Vegas
09-21-2009, 10:20 PM
I :heart: Alicia Fox. I will do anything she asks of me.

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:20 PM
Looked like Beth might have almost dropped Mickie the way she hit her finisher that fast. Normally she holds them up in the air for a bit, probably her grip slipped.

Johnny Vegas
09-21-2009, 10:21 PM
anything....

screech
09-21-2009, 10:22 PM
lol vegas

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:22 PM
Looks like Beth (who's looking gooooood) burst Mickie's bubble. :lol:

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:23 PM
Also, I have a feeling this is Swaggah's night (with Miz help).

Kofi's had a good run.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Hate lillian

Hate king

Hate cole.

Kofi's good though.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:24 PM
Champ out first.....bad omen.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Check 1 2

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:25 PM
Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Champ out first.....bad omen.
Immediate mention of the title's history.....bad omen 2.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:26 PM
BOOT

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

Nope....

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Oh ffs good match ruined

screech
09-21-2009, 10:27 PM
Nice!

Good match ruined, but I like the title steal(s).

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:27 PM
LOL right when Miz looks up at the giant Tron screen he gets nailed by the clothesline.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:27 PM
Hello, triple threat match.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:27 PM
.............................


























REPO MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:27 PM
Oh ffs good match ruined
Yup. Great booking. :roll:

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:28 PM
Anyone else annoyed that Swagger does cheating push ups?

Would be better if they timed the pyro to go off after each pushup instead of all at once.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:28 PM
Ced is gonna throw down.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:32 PM
I say it every week, but I feel sorry for Chavo.

But I'm OK with a Santino/Chavo feud, actually. Could be great comedy.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:33 PM
SANTINO!

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:33 PM
ugh

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:33 PM
hhahahahaha

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:34 PM
Bellas. :heart:

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:34 PM
Ced should've come out as the Godfather instead.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:34 PM
The Godfather should host a RAW

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:34 PM
Could be worse, he could get beaten up by Hornswoggle. Nah he probably will get beaten up by him since i think Hornswoggle is racist against Latinos since he's always beating up Chavo each week.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:35 PM
Oh my.

Love it.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:36 PM
oh let me guess..

screech
09-21-2009, 10:36 PM
Swog

ugh

Favre4Ever
09-21-2009, 10:36 PM
haha i don't feel sorry for Chavo, he's eating this up.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
hmm

screech
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
lol wtf

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
That's.......not.......Cedric.

Bobby Lashley in disguise?

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
that certainly isnt hornswoggle

Emperor Smeat
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
I think Cedric ate Hornswoggle and grew a bit.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:37 PM
This is actually pretty great.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:38 PM
Santino is great.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:38 PM
now that is

Favre4Ever
09-21-2009, 10:38 PM
omg

Favre4Ever
09-21-2009, 10:39 PM
Cole says "Little Cedric!!!!"

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:39 PM
And there it goes wrong.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:39 PM
Told you Ced was gonna throw down

Hanso Amore
09-21-2009, 10:40 PM
So who the fuc kws the big guy? Zeke?

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:40 PM
That was actually good.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:40 PM
Yeah, I'll give that one a pass. It's entertainment.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:40 PM
So who the fuc kws the big guy? Zeke?

Too fat to be Zeke, I think. Local talent?

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:41 PM
Man, cedric can even make hornswoggle entertaining.

Hanso Amore
09-21-2009, 10:42 PM
Wht about that guy that is engaged to jennifer Hudson...is he a hos like that? TTrying to think if there is any big black guys in FCW

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:46 PM
Al Sharpton IS hosting next week?!

What's the MNF game on the dockett?

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:47 PM
Triple threat US Title match added to the PPV. Nice.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:47 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BYE BYE LILIAN!

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:47 PM
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:47 PM
Al Sharpton IS hosting next week?!

What's the MNF game on the dockett?

Panthers at Cowboys. Not that interesting.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:47 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:48 PM
Lillian :love:

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:48 PM
Thanks, Lillian. :wavesad:

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:48 PM
God she's even botching this

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:49 PM
someone tell me when its over

HeartBreakMan2k
09-21-2009, 10:49 PM
Nice to see WWE do something classy for her.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:49 PM
That's kinda gross if she leaves her heart in the ring forever. It'd go stale.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:49 PM
So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

Johnny Vegas
09-21-2009, 10:50 PM
stfu TL

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:50 PM
Fish just jumped ahead. 20-13.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:50 PM
So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

Rumor is Fink for now and that they're "in negotiations" with someone to replace her.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:51 PM
stfu TL

Nope, can't stand her. I'm so happy now.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:51 PM
So who replaces her on Raw? Does Justin Roberts call the call up until they can find another bimbo to take Lillian's place?

Word going around is that The Fink may come back.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:51 PM
That's kinda gross if she leaves her heart in the ring forever. It'd go stale.

lol

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:52 PM
Word going around is that The Fink may come back.

Lets hope.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:53 PM
Fish just jumped ahead. 20-13.

Reggie Wayne needs to catch a 50-yard TD pass right now. I'm staring at an 0-2 start in my TD-only fantasy league if I don't get a pair of 6's from him, and 50-yard scores count as double. Ugh.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:53 PM
Jobber entrance?!?

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:54 PM
Heel music gets cut off again.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:54 PM
Thanks, Lillian. :wavesad:

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 10:56 PM
Looks like both sides' music will get cut. But not Cena, of course.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:57 PM
Looks like both sides' music will get cut. But not Cena, of course.

:rant:

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 10:57 PM
CT's own Donald Brown just tied it up.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 10:58 PM
Wish we had the monday night football game here, we did last season but not this time. Had the late game last night though atleast.

screech
09-21-2009, 10:59 PM
I like the stakes for this.

RatedGSuperstar
09-21-2009, 10:59 PM
Two catches for Reggie Wayne? What the fuck is that shit, Peyton?

RGWhat316
09-21-2009, 11:00 PM
I like Lillian, so it is kinda sad to see her go. :wavesad:

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 11:03 PM
Yeah, I'm sticking with Orcton.

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8749/orcj.jpg

screech
09-21-2009, 11:03 PM
Two catches for Reggie Wayne? What the fuck is that shit, Peyton?

It's bullshit. I'm down four. LET'S GO!

screech
09-21-2009, 11:05 PM
MVP needs to be World Champion

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 11:06 PM
MVP needs to be World Champion

:y: He would be a great Money in the Bank winner.

screech
09-21-2009, 11:06 PM
Actually, it should have happened already.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 11:07 PM
Also, I still wish it had been Henry/Orton at Summerslam.

screech
09-21-2009, 11:07 PM
RKO!

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 11:07 PM
YES!

screech
09-21-2009, 11:08 PM
Which means Cena will bury all three of them next week in less than five minutes.

Londoner
09-21-2009, 11:08 PM
Spoiler for next week: CENA WINZ

screech
09-21-2009, 11:08 PM
No, fuck that.

YES!

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 11:08 PM
Yeah, that was a clean, good main event.

Not a good sign for next week.

ClockShot
09-21-2009, 11:08 PM
Nobody's gonna watch next week with Revrend Al hosting.

Jannettyzilla
09-21-2009, 11:09 PM
LOL Jericho's face.

screech
09-21-2009, 11:09 PM
CENA'S PARTY HAS BEEN CRASHED

screech
09-21-2009, 11:09 PM
lol yeah Jericho looked pretty surprised.

RGWhat316
09-21-2009, 11:11 PM
Wow Cena is a good actor, not wrestler.

Johnny Vegas
09-21-2009, 11:51 PM
Man, i am all for equality with me being a black dude, but i have feeling that the crowd is going to act 'dead' when Al is on TV. Lol it would be funny if he restarted the NOD

screech
09-21-2009, 11:56 PM
Not a bad RAW actually. Cedric was quite entertaining, and Santino being that involved was great. Swagger title steal was pretty great too. I like that it set up that triple threat. Looking forward to this PPV a little more now.

Sixx
09-21-2009, 11:58 PM
First they should have Sharpton and then Limbaugh (I take he's the guy accused of racism?).

screech
09-21-2009, 11:58 PM
I hope Sharpton takes a nasty bump.