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Leonard Washington
09-22-2009, 07:10 PM
...The User Perry Saturn CAN Be Found!
An update on former ECW/WWE/WCW wrestler Perry Saturn who has been MIA for years and pretty much cut ties with everyone in the business. He is living in Minnesota and working for a door manufacturing company. We're told he has lost so much weight to the point he is barely unrecognisable from his wrestling days. We're also told he has been sober for over a year after struggling with various demons. (credit: Mike Aldren and the Wrestling Globe Newsletter)
http://www.gerweck.net/news/1253580521.shtml
#1-norm-fan
09-22-2009, 07:12 PM
So the same day Boogeyman disappears, Perry Saturn just so happens to RE-appear... Hmm... Coincidence?
kareru
09-22-2009, 07:21 PM
that damn alcohol demon, hes worst than the fraction demon
Rammsteinmad
09-22-2009, 07:46 PM
he is barely unrecognisable[/url]
So he's recognisable then?
Supreme Olajuwon
09-22-2009, 07:50 PM
Wow I'm glad he finally made the leap and all, but to a door manufacturer? How can a man with no depth perception make a quality door?
Nicky Fives
09-22-2009, 08:01 PM
I'm glad he's alive.
second that..... I never really thought he was dead, but still..... he was very underrated and I hope he can hit a Total Elimination on his demons:shifty:
Theo Dious
09-22-2009, 08:23 PM
So he's recognisable then?
Well you beat me to that.
Glad he's still alive and all. Was actually wondering about him earlier. Though I'm a little let down to learn that he's now doing nothing more exciting than manufacturing doors...
vaughn:-> hardcore_superstar -> The user Perry Saturn was last seen chatting in #DoorCompany 20 minutes, 43 seconds, 234 milliseconds ago saying: We need more birch wood.
I thought he would be mopping the floor for a living, if you catch my drift.
DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2009, 09:42 PM
Like #1-wwf-fan said, this is odd, coming on the same day Marty Wright, better known to most as The Boogeyman in WWE, goes missing, although I've got to say, I hope for everyone's sake involved in this new saga concering Boogen, I do hope he is alright and that he'll get in touch with his new booker/promoter as soon as he can and make all of his upcoming bookings...
screech
09-22-2009, 10:26 PM
OH HAPPY DAY!
screech
09-22-2009, 10:27 PM
Perry Saturn and the Boogeyman are the same person.
screech
09-22-2009, 10:27 PM
One reappears the same day the other disappears. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
Afterlife
09-22-2009, 11:08 PM
Marty WRight went missing?
DAMN iNATOR
09-22-2009, 11:12 PM
Marty WRight went missing?
Well, apparently. His agent that he hired just recently to handle all his future bookings for appearances and whatnot sent out this like memo, or letter or something to all the promotions for which Wright is supposed to appear for shows where he's booked, saying that in the past several days, Wright hasn't been in contact with him, and that he's tried contacting Wright to no avail, and that he has all the promoters' deposit's in an escrow account that he would be willing to pay back any promoter their deposit on his appearance should Wright not make it to a particular promoter's event.
So, yeah, that's pretty much how it's being reported in a nutshell.
Fignuts
09-23-2009, 12:29 AM
Lies.
He's in the mountains somewhere, killing bears with a pocket knife.
I thought he was drinking Sprite somewhere.
#1-norm-fan
09-23-2009, 01:28 AM
Perry Saturn and the Boogeyman are the same person.
That's what I was implying. lol
Quite poorly apparently.
screech
09-23-2009, 11:06 AM
That's what I was implying. lol
Quite poorly apparently.
lol my bad. I didn't read the whole thread before I posted.
Indifferent Clox
09-23-2009, 11:11 AM
Now that weve found saturn... WE CAN START LOOKING FOR URANUS!
I slay me.
Wehttam
09-23-2009, 12:19 PM
this isn't true
Chavo Classic
09-23-2009, 12:49 PM
this isn't true
Why? Did you murder and bury him under your house?
Wehttam
09-23-2009, 06:45 PM
you can't murder perry saturn
oh and there was a contradictory report on it. just seems like someone say the boogeyman story, thought saturn, and made up their own story.
Kami Raki
09-24-2009, 01:27 AM
second that..... I never really thought he was dead, but still..... he was very underrated and I hope he can hit a Total Elimination on his demons:shifty:He would need Kronus for that.......
FourFifty
09-25-2009, 09:00 PM
Now that weve found saturn... WE CAN START LOOKING FOR URANUS!
I slay me.
You really should.
Fignuts
09-25-2009, 10:32 PM
It wasn't him. I saw him at the village inn, and he still looks like he could kill a puma with a headbutt.
Fignuts
09-27-2009, 02:16 AM
Welcome to our newest member: Perry Saturn
owenbrown
09-27-2009, 02:52 AM
:rofl:
Welcome to our newest member: Perry Saturn
AWESOME!
LuigiD
09-27-2009, 11:35 AM
Looking at this kinda made me sad.
I remember when I really started gaining interest in wrestling was around the time the Radicalz jumped ship to WWE. Fast forward to now, Eddie and Benoit are dead, Saturn is MIA and Malenko is retired. Times change I suppose.
Sting Fan
09-27-2009, 11:43 AM
It wasn't him. I saw him at the village inn, and he still looks like he could kill a puma with a headbutt.
ROFL:rofl:
Chavo Classic
09-27-2009, 11:55 AM
Strange how all of these 'sightings' are never accompanied by pics.
I wish I didn't need to leave, because I would so bust out Photoshop and turn this into a Vintage Photoshop thread.
DAMN iNATOR
09-29-2009, 07:03 AM
Welcome to our newest member: Perry Saturn
:lol:, Hilarity is bound to ensue when he sees this, I guarantee it.
The Mackem
09-29-2009, 10:36 AM
LOL, maybe Perry Saturn and The Boogeyman are the same person :lol:
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