Offical Raw thread 4/5/04

[Savio]

Less than two weeks before Backlash, RAW comes to you from Houston where it is expected that Triple H will be in anything but a friendly mood. Last week, Triple H suffered a staggering upset loss when he was pinned by RAW newcomer Shelton Benjamin to end the evening. The night was nearly a complete disaster for Evolution as Ric Flair & Batista appeared to lose the World Tag Team Championship to Chris Benoit & Shawn Michaels. Only a reversal by referee Johnny Nitro allowed Evolution to keep the World Tag Team Championship ... or it could have been one of the worst nights imaginable for the foursome!

How will Triple H react to the loss? What's in store for Shelton Benjamin after the biggest win of his career? Find out on RAW!

Also, last week, several announcements were made concerning Backlash as Triple H was added to the World Heavyweight Championship Match to make it a Final Encounter Triple Threat Match with Chris Benoit and Shawn Michaels. It was also announced that Mick Foley will meet Randy Orton for the Intercontinental Championship in a Street Fight/Hardcore Match where Evolution will be banned from ringside. Christian and Chris Jericho will have a WrestleMania rematch, and Edge and Kane will meet as well. What other developments concerning Backlash will happen? Watch RAW to find out!

All of this and more on RAW at 9/8 CT on Spike TV!

[Moongoose Mcqueen]

I'm looking forward to Raw a lot tonight, and I'm looking forward to:
what happens with Shelton
Jericho, maybe a big face match and possible promo
announcement of triple threat to be ladder match, if thats the case

[FFD]

I thought Backlash was going to be a Smackdown! PPV? I guess I was mistaken.

[Savio]

It might not be good tonihght because of the Ncaa.

[OssMan]

Im sure it will still be good, the ratings just wont be as high.

[AareDub]

They can either do an awesome show to try and compete for ratings, or they'll do a crappy show because they think nobody will watch. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

[OssMan]

Well time for me to go watch. See ya

[Joe Kerr]

It might not be good tonihght because of the Ncaa.
you are a stupid fu</>ck The NCAA will have nothing to do with the overal performance of the WWE if anything it gives them competition and something to compete against making for a kickass show.

[Savio]

Em...
...or they'll do a crappy show because they think nobody will watch.

[Rock Bottom]

BAH GAWD STUNNER UNPRETTIER ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS BLUE CHIP.

[Joe Kerr]

so your saying for everyone that paid to see alive show theyll fu</>ck over? Know I still think they will do there best to entertain the WWE fans. They wont changs there script do to the NCAA. Already it looks good I see Gail Kim is back.

[AareDub]

For some reason I have the feeling that Shelton Benjamin will change his outfit sometime soon. I've noticed that a lot of times when they try to push people as main eventers they make them stop wearing pants or singlets or anything other than the traditional underwear type thingies.

[AareDub]

btw my last post was pointless

[Joe Kerr]

For some reason I have the feeling that Shelton Benjamin will change his outfit sometime soon. I've noticed that a lot of times when they try to push people as main eventers they make them stop wearing pants or singlets or anything other than the traditional underwear type thingies.
I dunno hbk has had the same tights for awhile

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>*hopes that Jazz wins the Diva battle royal match*</font>

[6to1]

trips goes blah-blah-blah

[Savio]

I still think they will do there best to entertain the WWE fans.
Have you forgot Brock vs Goldberg?
Hardcore holly in a main event?

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>*hopes that Jazz wins the Diva battle royal match*</font>
Gail Kim because she is hot as hell

[AareDub]

I dunno hbk has had the same tights for awhile

Yea, it's not a 100% type thing. It's just when you think of most of the main eventers they all wear the little underwear style thingies. They even got big show to wear them for a while *shudder*

[Joe Kerr]

Have you forgot Brock vs Goldberg?
Hardcore holly in a main event?
were those main events? Brock vs Goldberg was a good idea for a match and had it not been for the fans couldve been a incredibly great match.

[AareDub]

Shelt's mic skills could use a little work.

[ilt_undertaker]

Gail Kim because she is hot as hell

:rant: :n:

[Fox]

What matches have been announced so far?

[AareDub]

Just the diva battle royal so far.

[Kristanna Vola]

:rant: :n:

lol word

[Joe Kerr]

:rant: :n:

what babe? you know she is to!

[HHHsucks929]

Alright, rematch. Wouldn't that be something if Trips did the job again...

[Joe Kerr]

lol word

oh come on...you cant always side with people against me.....ok all who think Gail Kim is hot say I.



I

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Em, hon, Gail Kim = Funaki</font>

[M-A-G]

So it's the return of the Raw Recap Show by M-A-G...and, uh, yeah....

Live from Houston, TX (and Laredo if you count this recap). Opening video shows the drama behind last week's Shelton/HHH encounter. DRAMA!!!

HHH opens up the festivities. Sign in the crowd: It's all about the Benjamins. Testify!!! He refers to Benjamin as "this kid" in lieu of making him seem important. He immediately labels the win as a fluke and it won't happen again. Kind of like when he destroyed Jeff Hardy back in 2001 to get back the Intercontinental Title. It's not so much a problem saying it but actually going through with it and proving it to be a fluke kind of puts that impression in the fans eyes. But it's all about Backlash, says HHH! Chris Benoit is the target now and damned if HHH isn't going to win says he. He puts over the danger of the triple threat match before getting interrupted by Shelton Benjamin. I miss the old Team Lenny and Carl music. He just wants to introduce himself. See? WWE can be friendly. Shelton can't live with the possibility of a fluke on his conscience and so he challenges HHH again. JR and King are shocked as if he plans on invading China single-handedly. HHH jobberizes Shelton via mic and denies the request. He explains himself saying Shelton could build a career on what he did last week. Shelton sort of understands and pisses off HHH enough to get HHH to agree to the match. This is kind of an iffy match. HHH is challenging for the belt and shouldn't be viewed as an inept idiot but Benjamin needs the overness. If they can deliver something just as good as last week, it'll be OK.

[Kristanna Vola]

Alright, rematch. Wouldn't that be something if Trips did the job again...

More power to him if he does.

[Shaggy]

Gail Kim is hot

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>Em, hon, Gail Kim = Funaki</font>


I kill

[Rock Bottom]

I am going to laugh like shit if Benjamin wins again. Although this is what I was worried about, in Triple H going on about it being a fluke.

[Coco Cow]

gotta love close captioning mess ups.

"When I beat you again, you can call me Mr. Pidge!"
:lol:

[AareDub]

ok all who think Gail Kim is hot say I.


She's ok. I wouldn't kick her out of bed..... unless she was like, takin up all my covers and stuff.

[Shaggy]

Damn it, Raw is here in houston and I didnt have enough money to go. And im gonna miss the rematch. Hopefully even though im not there its just as good as there last one.

[Joe Kerr]

Gail Kim is hot


you are now my best freind if I could rep you again I would!

[Kristanna Vola]

El Mexico!

[AareDub]

Damn it, Raw is here in houston and I didnt have enough money to go. And im gonna miss the rematch. Hopefully even though im not there its just as good as there last one.

I bet they'll make a special ref or some crap.

[Joe Kerr]

She's ok. I wouldn't kick her out of bed..... unless she was like, takin up all my covers and stuff.


well thats any women.. if she takes the covers she goes to the floor, its a rule.

[ilt_undertaker]

She's ok. I wouldn't kick her out of bed..... unless she was like, takin up all my covers and stuff.

:lol:

[AareDub]

Conway vs Benoit? Interesting.

[ilt_undertaker]

well thats any women.. if she takes the covers she goes to the floor, its a rule.

:roll:

[Savio]

Still Em, Holly vs Brock, Bradshaw vs Eddie Triple h with the title for a year and a half, WWE sure does love its fans.

[Kristanna Vola]

haha monday nitro music

[RedMeanie]

WHY IS CHRIS CURTAIN JERKIN?

[AareDub]

Whoa! He used the same name two weeks in a row.

Nevermind about the special ref for the shelt/trips match, they probably wouldn't do it twice on the same night.

[Kristanna Vola]

well thats any women.. if she takes the covers she goes to the floor, its a rule.

gotta be in bed with one first :p

[Shaggy]

haha monday nitro music

yea i caught that also. I cant wait till next week to see what Nitro stuff is added.

[HHHsucks929]

Johnny Nitro... Talk about needing work with mic skills. He made Shelton Benjamin sound like The Rock.

[Joe Kerr]

Still Em, Holly vs Brock, Bradshaw vs Eddie Triple h with the title for a year and a half, WWE sure does love its fans.
so then hy are they stillgoing? For Vinces pleasure? thats Bullshit its all about money even though you dont think it WWE id for the fans and everything done in the wwe is for every fan! I strongly beleive this and nothing you say can change it. Because you dont like something dowsnt mean someone else doesnt. I stand behind every WWE decision.

[Kristanna Vola]

they should call that double team move the french twist.

[Joe Kerr]

gotta be in bed with one first :p
offering? Ill be in Pittsburgh this weekend also

[Deceit]

ROFL AT THE "I GOT BACKLASH ON BOOTLEG" SIGN HAHAHAHAAHAH

[AareDub]

Ewwww it's Regal.

[Deceit]

REGAL!!!

[Wondermouse]

REGAL!

[Joe Kerr]

William regal...

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>OMG!!!!!!!!!!

WILLIAM REGAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[HHHsucks929]

REGAL!!!

[Kristanna Vola]

offering? Ill be in Pittsburgh this weekend also
:roll: anyway...

edit. It's regal!

[Joe Kerr]

about damn time

[Wondermouse]

Uh oh. Eugene.

[Deceit]

omfg they're using that Eugene Dinsmore angle.. lord help us.

[Rock Bottom]

LOL ITS THE RETARD

[AareDub]

I've never seen Nick.... err Eugene Dinsmore before. What's the big fuss about him?

[M-A-G]

Back from the break, as WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION Chris Benoit is coming out for action. Rob Conway composes the opposition. It's so sad without Dupree. Johnny Nitro arrives in a ref shirt and sling. It's the old Monday Nitro music for him. How...lame. Lock up to start and the chops are unloaded in the corner. Nitro waves him off. Headlock on Conway, shoulder block off an Irish Whip counter. Neckbreaker on Benoit after Grenier distracts Benoit. Benoit comes back with the chops. Suplex on Benoit after a rake of the eyes for a two count. Inverted chin lock on Benoit to slow the pace down. Benoit escapes, goes behind Conway and delivers a German. Clothesline on Conway followed by a backbreaker for two. Snap suplex on Conway but Conway's feet take out Nitro. Grenier in for a double-team Whiplash on Benoit. Certainly cooler than the Double Flapjack. Two count on that from another ref. Grenier is disposed of and Conway eats Crossface and taps to give Benoit the win. Energetic but the ref thing was silly. *1/2

Meanwhile, WILLIAM F</>UCKING REGAL RETURNS to bother Eric Bischoff. He's not back on Raw though officially but Eric might have a spot if he can do a job for him. They bring up the ass kissing which I don't need to remember. Eric wants him to manage his nephew Eugene Dinsmore (Nick Dinsmore's new character that's debuted on house shows). Regal agrees. We'll see where this goes.

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Em I will beat the living hell out of you if you go anywhere near Pitts :rant: :'(</font>

[Joe Kerr]

so Regal is a face now???

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>Em I will beat the living hell out of you if you go anywhere near Pitts :rant: :'(</font>

Im going to get drunk baby

[HHHsucks929]

Notice that they said you can't be ringside for the main event unless you're officially involved in the match. They'll probably pull an Over The Edge 1998 and make Flair the guest referee, Batista the special guest time keeper, and they'll even throw in Randy Orton as the special guest ring announcer, jsut to stack the odds even more.

[AareDub]

Notice that they said you can't be ringside for the main event unless you're officially involved in the match. They'll probably pull an Over The Edge 1998 and make Flair the guest referee, Batista the special guest time keeper, and they'll even throw in Randy Orton as the special guest ring announcer, jsut to stack the odds even more.

That's why I originally said there would be a special ref. I'm not too sure though since they already did a guest ref once tonight. I'm sure it won't be a clean rematch either way.

[Rock Bottom]

Jericho from Manhattan, NY!? WTF?

[Kristanna Vola]

So Y2J is from Manhattan, NY now? :shifty:

[ilt_undertaker]

Im going to get drunk baby

:foc:

<font color=Silver>*starts a Y2J/Matt Hardy chant*</font>

[Joe Kerr]

hey ilt get on MSN damn it

[Kristanna Vola]

Jericho from Manhattan, NY!? WTF?

Okay good to know I wasn't hearing things

[Coco Cow]

are they trying to remove all canadian-ness from Raw?

[Wondermouse]

Bah! They're gonan screw this up, aren't they?

[Joe Kerr]

:foc:

<font color=Silver>*starts a Y2J/Matt Hardy chant*</font>


uh im a fan of both...Ilt you looking forward to Edge?

[Wondermouse]

That's not the walls. It's a ****ing boston crab.

[M-A-G]

And we're back! Chris Jericho vs. Matt Hardy :The pop Jericho gets is scary. Better bury him quick before the fans start demanding him again. Wouldn't want CHAOS, would we. Matt facts: He's broken nose 3 times. He's a wrestler, big deal. Matt never over-orders in restaurants. But does he under-order? Christian and Trish arrive to take a seat. Matt takes the advantage and goes on the assault. Bulldog off a corner clothesline. Ricochet for two. Elbow to the back for two on Jericho. Snap mare into a surfboard. Jericho escapes and chops away. Flashback slows down Matt. Flying forearm off an Irish Whip. Another try at the corner bulldog from Matt but Jericho gets his variation. Lionsault is countered with knees. Jericho counters the Twist of Fate with a Walls attempt countered to a small package. Running straddle on Matt. Running enziguri on Matt and the Walls are applied for the win. Too short but damn the people were into it. *

[AareDub]

*bows down*

(because Loose Cannon wasn't here to do it)

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Yeah, cant wait for Edge :roll:

Im really waitin on Jazz to win that battle royal</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

*bows down*

(because Loose Cannon wasn't here to do it)

beat me to it :p

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>Yeah, cant wait for Edge :roll:

Im really waitin on Jazz to win that battle royal</font>
Gail Kim sweet pea

[Kristanna Vola]

You're both wrong Baldy Holly is gonna win it.

[AareDub]

Nidia will probably win that diva battle royal thing. I guess they're trying to give her some sort of push now.

[ilt_undertaker]

You're both wrong Baldy Holly is gonna win it.

<font color=Silver>*jazz*</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

<font color=Silver>*jazz*</font>

*molly* :p (how about anyone but lita?)

[Joe Kerr]

Nidia will probably win that diva battle royal thing. I guess they're trying to give her some sort of push now.
most likely but its still nice to see Gail Kim.

[ilt_undertaker]

hey ilt get on MSN damn it

<font color=Silver>im there</font>

[ilt_undertaker]

(how about anyone but lita?)

:heart: :heart: :love:

[Joe Kerr]

*molly* :p (how about anyone but lita?)
Lita has nice ass

[Joe Kerr]

more people need to post so i can rep them

[AareDub]

(how about anyone but lita?)

Deal

[Kristanna Vola]

Lita has nice ass

well good for her :roll:

[ilt_undertaker]

Lita has nice ass

<font color=Silver>So does Rene Dupree and RVD</font>

[Joe Kerr]

I so predicted the bat

[loopydate]

more people need to post so i can rep them

:shifty:

[Gerard]

Just the diva battle royal so far.


Diva battle royal? :rofl: What is that like 6 sliicone slappers duking it out. :naughty:

[Kristanna Vola]

<font color=Silver>So does Rene Dupree and RVD</font>

Rene has a big nice booty :love:

[M-A-G]

Commercials are over and it's an interview with Mick Foley. Foley talks about "the first one"...which is his flannel shirt. Perverts. Hardcore has nothing to do with inanimate objects, according to Mick. It means he loves the business enough to put his body on the line. He talks about the feeling deep down when he was going over his old Japan matches. This is pretty intense. He pulls out the barbed wire bat!!! He goes nuts on the studio equipment with it and just promises all sorts of bodily harm on Randy Orton. Jesus, it's just Orton. Why waste so much energy?

Speak of the devil, he's watching and hoo boy, he's worried. Well, shit, I'd be too if a guy threatened me with a freakin' BARBED WIRE weapon!

[Deceit]

Time for Shelts to be buried.

[CBright7831]

Oh hell! I woke up during the Benoit/Conway match so I basically missed this. Shelton will job to Triple H tonight dammit!

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>So does Rene Dupree and RVD</font>
RVD has a bubble ass not that I know :shifty:

[ilt_undertaker]

Rene has a big nice booty :love:

<font color=Silver>RVD's is way bigger though :D</font>

[loopydate]

*Prepares to hate Eugene Dinsmore, simply because I hated "There's Something About Mary"*

[Kristanna Vola]

RVD has a bubble ass not that I know :shifty:

:wtf:

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

Da Nachaaaaaaaaaa Boy!

edit: this has the makings of a big screwjob

[HHHsucks929]

Well, I guess I called it.

[CBright7831]

http://hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040405_7_255/regal.jpg
Regal moments after finding out he has to manage a retard.

[CBright7831]

Shelton is going to lose.

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Man, Regal has lost alot of weight (IMO)</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

Who knows maybe SB can get Benoit and HBK to be his trainers :shifty:

[Joe Kerr]

:wtf:
Dont question it sweet pea.

[jericho's_world]

Good! Finally Sylvain Grenier has his real flag: the Quebec flag! wooooooo!! :y:

[Joe Kerr]

ok seriously some one needs to post results...im really drunk and when I read through tomorrow I wanna know what happened

[Wondermouse]

Best. Bell Ringing. Ever.

[Kristanna Vola]

No :p (that's to you em)

[Boondock Saint]

The result of this match better not suck.

[AareDub]

ok seriously some one needs to post results...im really drunk and when I read through tomorrow I wanna know what happened

M-A-G has been posting them all night. Where have you been? :p

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Dont question it sweet pea.

Would you please cut out the repeated use of pet names.... please?

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Em, pass me some of that alcohol</font> :)

[Joe Kerr]

No :p (that's to you em)
nothing you can say will make me hate you less :p

[Joe Kerr]

M-A-G has been posting them all night. Where have you been? :p
drunk since 2 pm

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Shelton! :love:

[Kristanna Vola]

lol holy shit

[AareDub]

There have been a few count outs over the last couple of weeks.... weird.

[Coco Cow]

*more cake for Shelton*

[Joe Kerr]

Would you please cut out the repeated use of pet names.... please?
pet names? If you callyour pet that you shouldnt Be allowed to have them

[AareDub]

drunk since 2 pm

:y:

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Yeah Shelton :D

Poor Shelton :'(</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

Gotta learn how to take the pedigree SB :nono:

[AareDub]

He didn't take the pedigree right, Trips will have him buried for sure now.

[Joe Kerr]

:y:
LOL ill almost have to read this tomorrow

[Joe Kerr]

so 4 on 4 next week?

[Kristanna Vola]

so 4 on 4 next week?

yeah and Johnny Nitro as the ref (hopefully not)

[M-A-G]

COMMERCIALS BE GONE!!! Shelton "Nelly" Benjamin vs. Triple H: Ric Flair is the guest announcer. Yeah, this is basically Over the Edge 1998 as some people here predicted. It might not have the same ending though. Batista is the guest timekeeper. Have I mentioned how sexy Batista is? Sexy Beast could easily be tweaked to market him. An official trainer has been added to this mix and it's Randy Orton. The trainer's the guy that tore his shoulder and messed up his leg in the span of 6 months? Might as well just have Barney Fife provide you cover in a shoot-out. Flair doesn't do the whole "I will not introduce a bum" schtick for Benjamin. King has a nice suggestion; let Flair do all the announcing. Not like he gets to talk in Evolution much anyway. HHH starts with a boot to the gut and goes with the STRIKING GAME in the corner. Shelton escapes a suplex and gets a roll-up for a near fall. Crossbody from Shelton for a near fall, crucifix for another near fall. HHH slows down the pace with a spinebuster catching Shelton off the ropes. The timekeeper gets over-excited and drops Shelton on the railing after being tossed by HHH. Back in, HHH stomps and chokes away. Shelton counters a back body drop with a kick and fights back. HHH answers with a face plant. Now the trainer gets over-excited and sends Shelton into the barricade nearly killing him cause he lands on his head. Shelton beats the 10 count and gets slapped around. Shelton comes back with the Dragon Whip out of the corner. Stinger Splash on the Game and he takes a breather. Shelton follows. Shelton counters a Pedigree attempt with a slingshot into the post. Shelton rushes back in to beat the count and the Game gets counted out to give Carl the win. Heel beatdown commences in case HHH's heat might disappear. The calvary arrives like 5 minutes too late consisting of Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit, and Mick Foley and the heels retreat. A neat set-up for the match and the finish was the way to go to make Shelton look like a threat but keep HHH legit as a challenger for the championship. Didn't top last week's match though due to the silliness of the Evolution memebers. **

[Shaggy]

so 4 on 4 next week?

sounds about right


I guess since Benjamin won we get more free cake.

[Wondermouse]

Hey everyone, let's drink yellow jackets! Doesn't that sound like a great idea?

[loopydate]

There have been a few count outs over the last couple of weeks.... weird.

I like it. Let's pretend the rules mean something.

There has been a serious old-school movement over the last couple of months.

* Slower, more "psychological" matches
* Re-integration of the tag rope
* Elevation of wrestlers the fans want to see (Benoit/Eddie/Cena/Jericho [soon, I hope])
* Elevation of new stars (Benjamin/Dupree)
* Wrestling matches that mean something in the overall concept of the show
* Count-outs

[Joe Kerr]

Hey everyone, let's drink yellow jackets! Doesn't that sound like a great idea?


im drinking something all right

[Kristanna Vola]

yay got Eric annoucing :)

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>JAZZ!!!!!! :love:</font>

[Joe Kerr]

mrooooow stacy

[loopydate]

yay got Eric annoucing :)

Yet another "old-school" touch.

BTW...WTF is Stacy Keibler doing in a #1 contenders match?

"Coming up after the break, Evolution takes on Shawn Michaels, Chris Benoit, Shelton Benjamin...and Jonathan Coachman!"

[Vazz]

I don't like lita's pants, she needs to take them off... :shifty:
Nidia.. :drool:
Stacy... :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Joe Kerr]

gail Kim = orgasm

[M-A-G]

Diva Battle Royal: Lita vs. Jazz vs. Nidia vs. Molly (with new hair) vs. Stacy Kiebler (huh?) vs. Gail Kim (now hailing from Korea) vs. Trish Stratus. Ahh, crap commercial break. Might as well get something to drink now.

[loopydate]

Anybody remember the last time Gail made a debut/return in a battle royal?

Run, Jazz, run!

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver> :rant:, Trish turning heel has made her wear ugly wrestling outfits, those pants DONT match that shirt

STFU Em</font>

[AareDub]

Benoit and Jericho aren't allowed to be from Canada, but Gail Kim is from Korea??? WTF!

oh and Loopy, I agree.

[Kristanna Vola]

Anybody remember the last time Gail made a debut/return in a battle royal?

Run, Jazz, run!

Yeah I remember that quite well :shifty:

[M-A-G]

Anybody remember the last time Gail made a debut/return in a battle royal?

Run, Jazz, run!

It was her debut.

[AareDub]

WTF!!!

[Wondermouse]

Sweet, house show coming to Lafayette, LA.

[Kristanna Vola]

<font color=Silver> :rant:, Trish turning heel has made her wear ugly wrestling outfits, those pants DONT match that shirt

STFU Em</font>

her stiletto boots were fly...

edit: lol@battle royal

[loopydate]

WTF!!!

Agreed.

This would be like them cutting to a promo during the introductions of the first two entrants in the Rumble, then coming back with the final four in the ring.

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!! THE WWE IS GAY!!!! WHY DID JAZZ GET ELIMINATED!?!?!?!!?</font>

[AareDub]

PLEASE don't let it be Lita

[Vazz]

lol@80% of the battle royal finishing during the commercial

[Boondock Saint]

:lol: Best. Battle Royal. Ever.

[loopydate]

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[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver> :rant:, Trish turning heel has made her wear ugly wrestling outfits, those pants DONT match that shirt

STFU Em</font>


I dontappreciate your anger

[Kristanna Vola]

lol I don't know why Trish was holding on for, she was going through the second rope :rofl:

[AareDub]

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*starts chanting*

[AareDub]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[6to1]

:lol: Best. Battle Royal. Ever.
yea they played ads during most of it

[Joe Kerr]

wooohooo lita :shifty:

[loopydate]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kristanna Vola]

ARGGGGGGGGGG!

[loopydate]

*Begins rigging up crude noose with dirty socks*

[ilt_undertaker]

her stiletto boots were fly...

edit: lol@battle royal

<font color=Silver>True

BULLSHIT!!!! IF LITA GETS THE TITLE, I WILL PUT A HIT OUT ON HER :rant:</font>

[AareDub]

I hope Victoria rapes her at Backlash. I'm not talking about the hot lesbian type rape, I'm talking about beating the sh*t out of her.

[ilt_undertaker]

wooohooo lita :shifty:

<font color=silver>at least your new lover didnt win</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

<font color=Silver>True

BULLSHIT!!!! IF SHE GETS LITA GETS THE TITLE, I WILL PUT A HIT OUT ON HER :rant:</font>

*Sorpanos theme music* I got myself a gun :foc:

[loopydate]

Woo! Garrison Cade's on RAW!

[loopydate]

Oh, no...

Oh f</>uck no...

[HHHsucks929]

Are they serious with this Eugene gimmick? This will go quick...

[ilt_undertaker]

I hope Victoria rapes her at Backlash. I'm not talking about the hot lesbian type rape, I'm talking about beating the sh*t out of her.

:lol:

[Kristanna Vola]

so wrong :nono:

[M-A-G]

Well, the match has already started and like 5 of the chicks are already gone leaving only Lita and Trish. Gail just got dumped as we return. Damn them! Lita doesn't want the handshake from Trish so she slaps her. Lita has SPUNK and she fights back. She falls victim to a near elimination. Trish is almost gone as I point out the amazing heat for Lita. Jericho arrives to join the fun but Trish slaps Lita for the heck of it. Monkey flip for Trish. Suplex and a nip from Lita. Lita enters into STRIKING GAME mode punching and kicking the shit out of Trish. Corner clothesline and elimination looks to follow on Trish. She escapes and kicks the shit out of Lita's ribs. Stratusfaction attempt but Lita pushes her away and Jericho trips her up. She takes time to verbally assault him and turns around into a dropkick to send her out of the match and give Lita the win. Hey, screw Jazz and Molly and all the sympathy favorites. Lita is actually over and with a return to the basics and much more rounded ring style, she could get back to the level she was at in 2000 when she could do something positive for the company. Hey I love Molly and Jazz and all but when they can do what Lita's done in terms of popularity, I'll really get on the bandwagon.

Meanwhile, Regal can't find Eugene. Cade hasn't seen him but lo and behold there he is sitting down in a jacket and a label on it. Only 30 seconds of this and I'm already sick of it.

[AareDub]

He doesn't even make a convincing 'tard. That was awful.

[loopydate]

*Makes sock-noose tighter*

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=silver>at least your new lover didnt win</font>


id bang Gail any day of the week

[ilt_undertaker]

*Sorpanos theme music* I got myself a gun :foc:

:cool:

[Vazz]

:|

[loopydate]

So much for the "old-school" kick.

[ilt_undertaker]

id bang Gail any day of the week

<font color=Silver>I'd give you a bad rep for that, but I hafta spread some rep :wavesad: :foc: :'( </font>

[Boondock Saint]

Don't know about this. Regal will be the saving grace.

[6to1]

so they make bischoffs relative a retard and one of the best heels manage him, good one vince.

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>I'd give you a bad rep for that, but I hafta spread some rep :wavesad: :foc: :'( </font>
:'(

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>THE COACH!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

So much for the "old-school" kick.

Yeah :n: oh well was a nice moment

[Wondermouse]

Sad, the best part of RAW so far is the replay of Coach/Tajiri.

[ilt_undertaker]

:'(

<font color=silver>............... you gets no love right now</font>

[The Outlaw]

Someone tell me who this Eugene guy is? I havent watched RAW in forever. :(

He's playing a retard gimmick? Only Cuba can do that and get over :cool:

[Kristanna Vola]

:'(

:nono: doghouse

[Joe Kerr]

Im so alone.....starts hitting on Kristanna

[Kristanna Vola]

Well the Buzzsaw is 0-2 since going to Raw...I guess his first victory will be against The Coach... :-\

[The Outlaw]

This is supposed to be a Raw thread, correct?

If so, take that bullshit somewhere else, seriously.

[M-A-G]

The breaks are over and we got Coach joining the team. I guess he's not blinded from the mist cause it wasn't BLACK but whatever. Trish approaches Christian in the back upset about Jericho. Christian announces him and her versus Chris Jericho at Backlash. Uh, OK.

Tajiri vs. Christian: If this were on SmackDown!, they'd get a good amount of time to get something good going. Of course, I'm talking about SmackDown! last year but that's not here or there. Tajiri with a headscissors and kicks into the corner. Christian answers with a guillotine. Clothesline on Tajiri as Coach comes down to ringside. Dropkick to the breadbasket from Tajiri and one to the face of Christian. Springboard elbow for two for Tajiri. Tarantula applied now but Christian ducks the Buzzsaw Kick. Reverse DDT is countered and Christian tastes a kick anyway for a near fall. Coach distracts Tajiri and Christian nails the Unprettier for the win. Is Coach/Tajiri going to be the payoff for all this? 1/2*

[Champion of Europa]

I could see this Eugene thing as a negative for OVW's Franchise. But no, I see it as a positive.

First: Eugene is a funny gimmick.

Second: Anytime Dinsmore is on my TV is good stuff.

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Yeah, you better pray that I dont spread enough rep by 11:30, Em</font>

[AareDub]

Well the Buzzsaw is 0-2 since going to Raw...I guess his first victory will be against The Coach... :-\

He beat Kane.

[Wondermouse]

Someone tell me who this Eugene guy is? I havent watched RAW in forever. :(

He's playing a retard gimmick? Only Cuba can do that and get over :cool:

Nick Dinsmore, that was the first of his appearances on WWE TV. Yeah, retard gimmick.

[Kristanna Vola]

Im so alone.....starts hitting on Kristianna

Uh dog house for sure now

[HHHsucks929]

This non-retarded guy is trying to play a retard. Reminds me of Warren from There's Something About Mary. It's really stupid. Did Brian Gerwitz get his job back or something?

[ilt_undertaker]

This is supposed to be a Raw thread, correct?

If so, take that bullshit somewhere else, seriously.

<font color=Silver>You tell 'em, Outlaw :y:</font>

[Joe Kerr]

He beat Kane.
again by count out.....but a victory is a victory

[Kristanna Vola]

He beat Kane.

Oh yea, thx ketch :) ...I forgot about him winning since Kane killed him at the end :p

[Vazz]

I just hope this doesn't lead to a Tajiri vs Coach ppv match...

[Joe Kerr]

Uh dog house for sure now
ouch wheres the love

[ilt_undertaker]

This non-retarded guy is trying to play a retard. Reminds me of Warren from There's Something About Mary. It's really stupid. Did Brian Gerwitz get his job back or something?

<font color=Silver>I heard thats where the idea of this gimmick came from</font>

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>Yeah, you better pray that I dont spread enough rep by 11:30, Em</font>
Meh...

[ilt_undertaker]

I just hope this doesn't lead to a Tajiri vs Coach ppv match...

<font color=Silver>Come on, Coach is a great wrestler, he beat The King! :shifty:</font>

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>Come on, Coach is a great wrestler, he beat The King! :shifty:</font>
*smack

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>*ignores em*

lol, that retarded guy is messin with JR and The King</font>

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>lol, now I miss the Bushwhackers :'(</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

so wrong :nono:

[The Outlaw]

I wish I had Spike TV!

Wtf is spike tv anyway? :wtf:

Also not seeing raw = :(

[HHHsucks929]

Looks like Nick Dinsmore's career was over before it even started...

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>*ignores em*

lol, that retarded guy is messin with JR and The King</font>
well fine then


anyway poor king being licked

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO

GIVE EUGENE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!</font>

[6to1]

good job writers waiting for tna to be on fox

[Rock Bottom]

Eugene is gonna get the "special" belt. (ECW title)

[ilt_undertaker]

well fine then


:D :love:

[Joe Kerr]

Patiently awaits Edge.........

[M-A-G]

Back from commercials, Regal is upset about having to manage Eugene. Eric lays down the law though. Eugene's vanished though from where Regal left him and he's out with JR and King. It's so sad to see the guy heavily touted as "Mr. Wrestling" in OVW show up as Doink the Clown and a "Warren" knock-off. Did we go back in time to 1995? Conway, Benjamin, and Haas all got decent introductions and were taken seriously and we got to see the nature of their abilities without a silly gimmick in the way. Why does this have to be any different? How am I, Average Joe Wrestling Fan, who has never seen Nick Dinsmore wrestle or work the mic before now, supposed to take this? Who does it benefit? Dinsmore? Well he gets airtime that's for sure but we're looking at "Moppy" all over again if they keep this up. Are you telling me there was no other way to handle his debut. First Tourette's now this? Shit, let's bring in John from TE3 as a severe ADD individual. WHATEVER.

[ilt_undertaker]

Eugene is gonna get the "special" belt. (ECW title)

:lol:

[Joe Kerr]

:D :love:
no....no love no smiles

[Vazz]

Heh time for Rhyno to job again.

[ilt_undertaker]

Patiently awaits Edge.........

<font color=Silver>pffft</font>

[Kristanna Vola]

bah!

[Joe Kerr]

No middle rope?

[ilt_undertaker]

no....no love no smiles

<font color=Silver>I kid around :p</font>

[Joe Kerr]

Edge Edge Edge Edge Edge :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

[HHHsucks929]

What's happening at the end? Did I miss a match announcement?

[ilt_undertaker]

<font color=Silver>Yeah, Edge! *goes to get a cigar*

GO KANE!</font>

[Joe Kerr]

<font color=Silver>I kid around :p</font>
you hurt my feelings

[Joe Kerr]

wait why does Edge have a goatee?

[HHHsucks929]

*Waiting for a ladder match announcement*

[Joe Kerr]

LOL HBK

[ilt_undertaker]

you hurt my feelings

<font color=Silver>And you think this didnt?

id bang Gail Kim anyday of the week

Anyways................

BOOOO EDGE!</font>

[Rock Bottom]

Dude those three should be a stable, that would be awesome.

Benoit, Michaels and Foley that is.

[AareDub]

Maybe they're gonna drop a big net on them and beat them down. *shrug* it's happened before hasn't it?

[M-A-G]

Rhyno vs. Kane: Kane man-beasthandles Rhyno all over the ring and slams Rhyno's shoulder into the post. STRIKING GAME commences and he chokes Rhyno down in the corner. Rhyno slugs back and delivers a flying forearm off the ropes which snaps. Rhyno Gores the shit out Kane but is slow to count and it only gets a two. Chokeslam from Kane gets the win. There's just no hope for Rhyno. But hey, Eugene, baby!!! EUGENE!!! NO STARS, BIYATCH! Edge runs in to brawl with Kane as Rhyno gets totally ignored. Kane no sells a spear and proceeds to beat up Edge. Kane looks to Pillmanize Edge's hand but he fights back with a low blow with the hand's cast. Yeah, whatever.

In the back, Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit aren't too worried about Bischoff's threats. They have words about Backlash until Foley breaks it up with his BARBED WIRE bat. Johnny Nitro arrives ordering no weapons. Michaels jokes a bit about being nervous and Foley surrenders the bat. Benoit, just cause he's Benoit, hits Nitro's hurt arm for fun.