CWK
09-29-2009, 06:23 PM
These are some jobs that are out there in TNA Wrestling that few know about....
1. Samoa Joe's Black Head Towel Washer.
2. Delivery Person of Kurt Angle's Fake Rose He Wears on His Suit.
3. Delivery Person of Sting's Face Paint (Note: This is a high turn over position as you see on TV there are weeks that Sting wears no face paint, meaning the person delivering it has quit or stole the paint)
4. Men's Room Attendant for the Main Event Mafia (Note: This entails assisting them to the Toilet stalls, keeping the super poly-grip stocked, as well as the just-for-men facial hair and head hair dye stocked as well.)
5. Kurt Angle's Head Shaver
6. Matt Morgan's hair collector (Note: You will have to follow Matt Morgan around and pick up the hair as it falls off of his head).
7. Scott Steiner's entrance theme facilitator (Note: You will drive a police cruiser up to the impact zone and turn on your sirens when he is about to come out).
8. A.J. Styles entrance theme vocalist (Note: You will simply listen to the instruments and repeatedly say "I am, I am". Just follow the prompts).
9. Technological Gimmick Selector (Note: You simply sit at a computer and every 2-3 minutes when TNA signs a new wrestler, you type in the word "The" into the computer, hit the "Match" button, and then select a name for the wrestler, i.e. The boss, The monster, the phenominal, the outlaw, the icon, the pope, the guru, the blueprint, the samoan submission machine, etc.)
10. Orchestra conductor for "The Monster" Abyss (Note: This requires you to wear a tux, put on a long haired wig, get very red in the face, sweat alot, and violently conduct Abyss' theme song by thrashing around as he makes his entrance *** highly physically demanding position ***).
11. Creative writer for Rhino (Note: This is a limited seasonal position requiring you to only work 2-3 weeks every 4 to 5 months when Rhino is used).
12. People to bow at ringside (We are looking for 3 to 4 motivated people with strong backs to bow continuously at ringside during Sting's entrance).
13. Oxygen reducer (This position requires someone with a creative mind to come up with ways to eliminate any and all oxygen getting into Suicide's costume. He's trying to kill himself, hence the name).
14. Kidnapper (Someone ballsy enough to grab Velvet Sky and take her to my house, gawd!)
Anyone got any other jobs they know of in TNA Wrestling?
1. Samoa Joe's Black Head Towel Washer.
2. Delivery Person of Kurt Angle's Fake Rose He Wears on His Suit.
3. Delivery Person of Sting's Face Paint (Note: This is a high turn over position as you see on TV there are weeks that Sting wears no face paint, meaning the person delivering it has quit or stole the paint)
4. Men's Room Attendant for the Main Event Mafia (Note: This entails assisting them to the Toilet stalls, keeping the super poly-grip stocked, as well as the just-for-men facial hair and head hair dye stocked as well.)
5. Kurt Angle's Head Shaver
6. Matt Morgan's hair collector (Note: You will have to follow Matt Morgan around and pick up the hair as it falls off of his head).
7. Scott Steiner's entrance theme facilitator (Note: You will drive a police cruiser up to the impact zone and turn on your sirens when he is about to come out).
8. A.J. Styles entrance theme vocalist (Note: You will simply listen to the instruments and repeatedly say "I am, I am". Just follow the prompts).
9. Technological Gimmick Selector (Note: You simply sit at a computer and every 2-3 minutes when TNA signs a new wrestler, you type in the word "The" into the computer, hit the "Match" button, and then select a name for the wrestler, i.e. The boss, The monster, the phenominal, the outlaw, the icon, the pope, the guru, the blueprint, the samoan submission machine, etc.)
10. Orchestra conductor for "The Monster" Abyss (Note: This requires you to wear a tux, put on a long haired wig, get very red in the face, sweat alot, and violently conduct Abyss' theme song by thrashing around as he makes his entrance *** highly physically demanding position ***).
11. Creative writer for Rhino (Note: This is a limited seasonal position requiring you to only work 2-3 weeks every 4 to 5 months when Rhino is used).
12. People to bow at ringside (We are looking for 3 to 4 motivated people with strong backs to bow continuously at ringside during Sting's entrance).
13. Oxygen reducer (This position requires someone with a creative mind to come up with ways to eliminate any and all oxygen getting into Suicide's costume. He's trying to kill himself, hence the name).
14. Kidnapper (Someone ballsy enough to grab Velvet Sky and take her to my house, gawd!)
Anyone got any other jobs they know of in TNA Wrestling?