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10. Witless Protection
09. Redline
08. 3 Strikes
07. Strange Wilderness
06. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
05. National Lampoon's Gold Diggers
04. King's Ransom
03. Pinocchio
02. One Missed Call
01. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
I don't agree with the top 10 worst movies. Yahoo user's list seemed more accurate. I liked Strange Wilderness :( One Missed Call IMO was as good as other horror movies meaning it was just mediocre but not awful enough to get the number 2 spot.
I didn't think In The Name of the King was such a bad movie like everyone said. It's not a great movie but I guess without Jason Statham in it then I'd probably think it was a bad movie. House of the Dead should have been ranked higher because of the awful video game scenes they added in. The only thing good about it was the main character's cleavage and Eric Durance topless.
The Mask
09-30-2009, 03:02 AM
never heard of any of these
Danny Electric
09-30-2009, 05:18 AM
They are some pretty terrible films.
toxic rooster
09-30-2009, 06:10 AM
yeah haven't seen any of them.
I've seen the top 100 though, not many complaints among the ones I've seen. Kindof expecting stuff like Boondock Saints to make it though
A King's Ransom is a fantastic book. I wonder if it's the same. Probably not.
Downunder
10-01-2009, 06:48 AM
never heard of any of these
Bad Company
10-01-2009, 06:58 AM
No panic room? Boooooo worst movie ever
D Mac
10-01-2009, 07:00 AM
and Eric Durance topless.
Wait you mean Erica Durance of Smallville? Topless, Really?
I must see this.
She was topless in House of the Dead. However, she was flat chested back then.
Oh, he already said what movie. Whatever
PorkSoda
10-01-2009, 08:06 AM
No Harry Potter movies?
Oh yeah, that would take up the whole list. Fuck that Harry Potter....Fuck him to hell.....just saying his name makes me wanna kill something...
Dave Youell
10-01-2009, 08:25 AM
Eck Vs Server.
Man, good times.
I don't know how many parts did Saw have but all of them should be up there.
Buzzkill
10-02-2009, 11:32 AM
No panic room? Boooooo worst movie ever
Panic room was pretty good :foc:
Well directed at least
Seth82
10-02-2009, 11:34 PM
I agree Panic Room was pretty decent
even took the liberty of buying the vhs tape a few yrs back
YOUR Hero
10-03-2009, 02:01 PM
I have/(had) a thing for Jodi Foster but panic room was terible.
Really? You're the first person I know to find Foster attractive.
Except for Hannibal Lecter maybe.
Hence, I now consider you a cannibal.
thedamndest
10-03-2009, 03:32 PM
Let's play a game. Every go through the Top 100 List and mark down which of these you have seen. Scoring works like this:
100-91 1 point each
90-81 2 points each
80-71 3 points each
70-61 4 points each
60-51 5 points each
50-41 6 points each
40-31 7 points each
30-21 8 points each
20-11 9 points each
10-1 10 points each
Winner (loser) gets a copy of The Godfather II on Blu Ray and our pity.
thedamndest
10-03-2009, 03:47 PM
#66 The Fog +4
#27 Battlefield Earth +8
Only 12 points. I lucked out in not seeing Ballistic because I had a roommate who owned it and I watched just about every other movie he had. Also surprised I didn't see Half Past Dead starring Ja Rule and Steven Seagal because I know I saw a few action movies with DMX.
In fairness to me, I saw The Fog on a date.
I have no excuse for Battlefield Earth.
Buzzkill
10-03-2009, 04:36 PM
Was battlefield earth as awful as everybody makes it out to be or just really bad?
thedamndest
10-03-2009, 04:43 PM
It was pretty terrible. The story was bad, the main character was awful, and it was one of Travolta's "off" movies.
It was pretty terrible. The story was bad, the main character was awful, and it was one of Travolta's "off" movies.
Was he a scientologist already back then?
Oh, it was based on the novel by Hubbard, so that explains a lot.
Anybody Thrilla
10-03-2009, 07:47 PM
#97 - Boat Trip = 1 point
#94 - The New Guy = 1 point
#76 - Johnson Family Vacation = 3 points
#64 - Corky Romano = 4 points
#41 - Zoom = 6 points
#28 - Rollerball = 8 points
#16 - Daddy Day Camp = 9 points
32 points. Oh my. In my defense, I will say two things.
1) We used to have a tradition in college called Shitty Movie Sunday where we couldn't watch any movies over one star. The logic was that watching terrible movies would make the good ones seem even better.
2) I used to do home health care for a mentally handicapped person.
98 - Cheaper By The Dozen II - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1
94 - The New Guy - 1
80 - Big Momma's House 2 - 3
79 - The Adventures of Pluto Nash - 3
77 - Date Movie ( saw only half of it ) - 1/2x3=1,5
75 - Son of The Mask - 3
73 - Gigli - 3
64 - Corky Romano - 4
62 - Serving Sara - 4
59 - 88 Minutes - 5
58 - Christmas with the Kranks - 5
48 - Bloodrayne - 6
45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6
36 - The Whole Ten Yards - 7
32 - Deuces Wild - 7
30 - Fear.Com - 8
28 - Rollerball - 8
27 - Battlefield Earth - 8
24 - Texas Rangers - 8
22 - Disaster Movie - 8
19 - Half Past Dead - 9
18 - The Master of Disguise - 9
17 - Twisted - 9
04 - King's Ransom -10
01 - Ballistic - 10
147,5! BOOM!
Gertner
10-04-2009, 01:14 AM
85 Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector(Don't ask)-2
66 The Fog- 4
64 Corky Romano-4
61 Good Luck Chuck-4
56 Because I Said So-5
50 Dirty Love-6 (Which I kinda liked)
47 Soul Survivors-6
42 House of the Dead-6
40 Down to You-7
30 Fear Dot Com-8 (Which I also liked)
23 The Inn Crowd-8
18 the Master of Disguise-9
Total=79
Gotta blame me stupid gf for half these movies
Seth82
10-04-2009, 02:09 AM
98 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trio - 1 (Truly awful piece of shit that gets aired on TBS all the time)
85 - Larry The Cable Guy Health Inspector - 2
78 - Deck The Halls - 3
76 - Johnson Family Vacation - 3
72 - Broken Bridges (saw it on CMT and watched the entire thing) - 3
64 - Corky Romano - 4
63 - Yours Mine, and Ours - 4
58 - Christmas With The Kranks - 5
56 - Because I Said So - 5 (watched it on tv outta sheer boredom and its Awful) - 5
45 - My Baby's Daddy - 6
31 - The Covenant - 7 (I actually kinda liked it and own it on DVD)
28 - Rollerball - 8
27 - Battlefield Earth - 8
18 - The Master of Disguise - 9 (actually bought the dvd before seeing it and then realized it was shit)
Total of 69 points
The Mask
10-04-2009, 04:59 AM
surviving christmas = 1
date movie = 3
good luck chuck = 4
rollerball = 8
battlefield earth = 8
meet the spartans = 8
epic movie = 8
40 :'(
i can't help myself with the ___________ movie shite. like watching a car crash :'(
owenbrown
10-04-2009, 06:15 AM
lmfao Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is on HBO West right now :lol:
I have seen none of those 100 films in their entirety. I have seen like the start of about 4, all of which I turned off.
:y:
I've seen 1/4 of those in their entirety. I fucking rule when it comes to wasting time.
Hornicane
10-04-2009, 04:51 PM
The New Guy (#94) - 1
Godsend (#57) - 5
The Covenant (#31) - 7
Epic Movie (#21) - 8
21. I don't really watch movies though, so this is expected.
Swiss Ultimate
10-04-2009, 09:11 PM
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/guides/worst_of_the_worst/1/
I liked Strange Wilderness
I wanted to like this since I saw it at the theater. It was no Gramma's Boy.
Tazz Dan
10-09-2009, 08:45 AM
98 - Cheaper by the dozen 2 - 1
97 - Boat Trip - 1
94- The New Guy - 1
90 - Dragonfly - 2
82 - Supercross the movie - 2
81 - Extreme Ops - 2
80 - Big Mommas House 2 - 3
78 - Deck the halls - 3
77 - Date Movie - 3
75 - Son of the mask - 3
74 - Envy - 3
67 - The hottie and the nottie - 4
64 - Corky Romano - 4
62 - Serving Sara - 4
61- Good Luck Chuck - 4
60 - The perfect man - 5
57 - Godsend - 5
47 - Soul Survivors - 6
46 - Material Girls - 6
41 - Zoom - 6
40 - Down to you - 7
38 - Happily Never After - 7
30 - Fear dot com - 8
28 - Rollerball - 8
25 - Meet the spartans - 8
24 - Texas Rangers - 8
21 - Epic Movie - 8
18 - The master of disguise - 9
5 - National Lampoons Gold Diggers - 10
4 - Kings Ransom - 10
151. :$
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99. Glitter
97. Boat Trip
95. Lost Souls
94. The New Guy
91. Surviving Christmas
90. Dragonfly
78. Deck The Halls
77. Date Movie
66. The Fog
65. Swept Away
64. Corky Romano
59. 88 Minutes
58. Christmas with the Kranks
57. Godsend
47. Soul Survivors
40. Down To You
36. The Whole 10 Yards
29. Bless The Child
24. Texas Rangers
17. Twisted
12. Killing Me Softly
94
Dragonfly is probably the 'least bad' of them, which isn't saying a lot. And I don't regret seeing Killing Me Softly because of Heather Graham's naked body
Droford
10-09-2009, 10:59 AM
Cheaper By the Dozen +1
Boat Trip +1
Date Movie +3
Envy +3
The Fog +4
Good Luck Chuck +4
88 Minutes +5
Godsend +5
Dungeon Siege +6
Soul Survivors +6
Darnkness +6
Down to You +7
Miss March +7
Fear Dot Com +8
Rollerball +8
Texas Rangers +8
Half Past Dead +9
Twisted +9
Daddy Day Camp +9
Strange Wilderness +10
119! drats..
The Jayman
10-09-2009, 01:52 PM
97. Boat Trip--1
94. The New Guy--1
89. Basic Instinct 2--2
85. Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector--2
80. Big Momma's House 2--3
77. Date Movie--3
68. Yu Gi Oh The Movie--4
66. The Fog--4
64. Corky Romano--4
62. Serving Sara--4
61. Good Luck Chuck--4
49. In the Name of the King--6
48. Bloodrayne--6
45. My Baby's Daddy--6
42. House of the Dead--6
36. The Whole Ten Yards--7
34. The Haunting of Molly Hartley--7
31. The Covenant--7
30. Fear Dot Com--8
25. Meet the Spartans--8
22. Disaster Movie--8
21. Epic Movie--8
19. Half Past Dead--9
9. Redline--10
2. One Missed Call--10
total = 138 points
DaveBrawl
10-09-2009, 07:44 PM
94. The New Guy - 1
85. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector - 2 (enjoyed it, might of watched it twice come to think of it)
80. Big Momma’s House 2 - 3
77. Date movie - 3
76. Johnson family vacation- 3
41. Zoom - 6
33. Delta Farce - 7 (watched this 2 or 3 times, I enjoyed it)
31. The Covenant - 7
30. Fear Dot Com - 8
26. Kickin It Old School - 8
25. Meet The Spartans - 8
19. Half Past Dead - 9
18. The Master of Disguise - 9
10. Witless Protection - 10 (Saw it a couple times as well)
02. One Missed Call - 10
Total: 94 points
I'm a little shocked that I didn't score higher because I watch a lot of terrible movies. Although my score should be higher because I want to see the Date Movie sequels, a couple of them are on here, I just haven't had a chance to see them yet. I'm surprised Penny Dreadful isn't on here, it was probably the worst movie I've ever seen. It doesn't have a score though.
ddpBANG
10-09-2009, 08:48 PM
94 -The New Guy - 1
91 -Surviving Christmas - 1
84 -Thr3e - 2
77 -Date Movie - 3
74 -Envy - 3
73 -Gigli - 3
71 -College - 3
70 -New Best Friend - 4
65 -Swept Away - 4
64 -Corky Romano - 4
62 -Serving Sara - 4
59 -88 Minutes - 5
58 -Christmas with the Kranks - 5
57 -Godsend - 5
47 -Soul Survivors - 6
45 -My Baby's Daddy - 6
43 -Darkness - 6
42 -House of the Dead - 6
40 -Down to You - 7
36 -The Whole Ten Yards - 7
30 -Fear Dot Com - 8
28 -Rollerball - 8
27 -Battlefield Earth - 8
23 -The In Crowd - 8
19 -Half Past Dead - 9
18 -The Master of Disguise - 9
12 -Killing Me Softly - 9
8 -3 Strikes - 10
4 -King's Ransom - 10
Total: 164
Looks like I've got some more watching to do, as I have at least 20 more of those downloaded or on my Netflix. :rofl:
Kapoutman
10-09-2009, 09:26 PM
#98 - Cheaper By The Dozen 2 - 1 pts
#94 - The New Guy - 1 pts
#74 - Envy - 3 pts
#36 - The Whole Ten Yards - 7 pts
Only 12 pts.
thedamndest
10-11-2009, 06:01 PM
Corky Romano seems to be a big hit on these lists.
Vastardikai
10-11-2009, 07:25 PM
1
The New Guy (Rollins was hilarious, as was the brief Vanilla Ice cameo)
Babylon A.D.
2
Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
5
Christmas with the Kranks
8
Epic Movie
17
loopydate
10-11-2009, 09:24 PM
Christmas With The Kranks 5
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 6 (a friend told me "This is the worst movie of all-time! You have to watch it with me!")
Zoom 6
Deuces Wild 7
24 total
Pretty much the other 96 all got a "Good God! That looks terrible!" and I stayed away. I love movies too much to sit through bad ones.
Corky Romano seems to be a big hit on these lists.
I used to watch "Life Goes On" when I was a kid, so everything with Corky in the title is a must-see for me.
The Mackem
10-12-2009, 09:44 AM
98 - Cheaper by the dozen 2 +1
77 - Date Movie +3
27 - Battlefield Earth +8
Total = 12 points
98 - Cheaper by the dozen 2 +1
77 - Date Movie +3
27 - Battlefield Earth +8
Total = 12 points
Pfff, you have a life or a good taste. YOU SUCK.
Kane Knight
10-12-2009, 09:48 AM
Let's play a game. Every go through the Top 100 List and mark down which of these you have seen. Scoring works like this:
100-91 1 point each
90-81 2 points each
80-71 3 points each
70-61 4 points each
60-51 5 points each
50-41 6 points each
40-31 7 points each
30-21 8 points each
20-11 9 points each
10-1 10 points each
Winner (loser) gets a copy of The Godfather II on Blu Ray and our pity.
Zoom: +7
I saw part of Master of Disguise, but not voluntarily. Does that count?
See Im the kinda guy who just simply won't watch an abomination like Date Movie.
I mean why watch something which is definitely going to be shit? Just so you can add another vote on imdb.com?:?:
I don't even have an account on imdb, but I pretty much enjoy watching shitty movies. It's just like looking at a horribly ugly person, it's so bad you just can get enough of it.
Savio
10-12-2009, 10:22 AM
The Whole ten yards will always be the worst movie of all time
DaveBrawl
10-12-2009, 10:28 AM
I don't even have an account on imdb, but I pretty much enjoy watching shitty movies. It's just like looking at a horribly ugly person, it's so bad you just can get enough of it.
I agree, some movies are just so bad they're hilarious. It's why I watch Chiller so much. I love bad action movies and bad comedies, but thanks to my brother bad horror movies are starting to grow on me.
Savio
10-12-2009, 10:36 AM
80: Big mommas 2
77: Date Movie (against my will)
74: Envy (against my will)
64: Corky Romano
61: Good luck chuck
36: The whole ten yards
21: Epic Movie (against my will)
2: One missed Call
I don't even have an account on imdb, but I pretty much enjoy watching shitty movies. It's just like looking at a horribly ugly person, it's so bad you just can get enough of it.
I obviously meant "can't".
It's why I watch Chiller so much.
Corporate exec Miles Creighton dies, and is cryogenically frozen in the hopes that he can be revived. 10 years later, the procedure is a success, and Miles returns--without his soul.
Ahahahaha.
DaveBrawl
10-12-2009, 10:46 AM
That sounds like something I would watch. Which movie is that and when is it on? I know they were showing some zombie or vampire movie with Jon Bon Jovi in it last night, didn't watch it but I seriously considered staying up for it.
I thought that's the movie you meant because it's Wes Craven's Chiller.
DaveBrawl
10-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Oh, no I meant the tv channel Chiller. That however sounds like a movie that would be on that channel and probably the best as far as production value.
www.chillertv.com
DaveBrawl
10-12-2009, 10:53 AM
http://www.chillertv.com/Movies/index.shtml#THE_BLOB
Look at some of those classics.
A Moscow charity concert turns bloody when armed extortionists take the head liner American pop-star Venus and the Russian President with his family hostage. Help is on the way when the drummer of a heavy metal warm-up band, an ex-bad ass biker played by Lundgren, and a young Russian F.S.B. agent team up to fight back. But our two heroes are seriously outnumbered and things aren't as simple as they appear when old ghosts from the Soviet Union appear to haunt the present in this fast paced action piece.
Command Performance, written and directed by Dolph Lundgren.
Let's get this straight, a heavy metal drummer, who's an ex-biker is the only person able to rescue the russian president. I need to see this movie.
Whoah, that chillertv also looks amazing. Might check it out when it gets darker, so I can get SCAAAARED.
Dunno honestly, if I wanna watch 'trash' I'll flick over to a Van Damme or Segal film, I mean that's quality trash right there.
Dunno honestly, if I wanna watch 'trash' I'll flick over to a Van Damme or Segal film, I mean that's quality trash right there.
Well, I put Lundgren movies right there with Van Damme and Segal.
DaveBrawl
10-12-2009, 11:30 AM
I'm personally offended at Van Damme movies being called trash.
Jeritron
10-12-2009, 01:03 PM
I still gotta go through and compile my list later. I don't think I've seen any of them all the way through, save a couple.
I watched all of Fear Dot Com a couple months back, and it was the most depressing thing ever. It was so bad it made me feel empty for the rest of the day.
I have no clue why I finished it. A friend and I put it on just hanging around and nitpicked/spaced out for the whole thing.
I tend to finish awful movies more often when I'm watching with a friend. It's moral support to get through it.
gatoconbotas
10-13-2009, 10:58 AM
Cheaper By the Dozen 2 - 1pt
New Guy - 1
Babylon AD - 1
Big Mamma's House 2 - 3
Adv. of Pluto Nash - 3
Envy - 3
Fog - 4
Corky Romano - 4
Yours, Mine & Ours - 4
Good Luck Chuck - 4
88 Minutes - 5
Christmas w/ Kranks - 5
In the name...King - 6
My Baby's Daddy - 6 (although I didn't finish it..I turned it off)
Miss March - 7 (although I didn't finish it..I turned it off)
Happily N'Ever After - 7
Delta Farce - 7
The Covenant - 7
Meet the Spartans - 8
Disaster Movie - 8
Epic Movie - 8
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