i wish bas rutten was a ufc commentater instead of mike goldberg

[The Mask]

i mean really you could have a mike goldberg soundboard that does the same job as him. IT. IS. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL. OVER!

bas rutten is a fucking legend though and i reckon him and joe rogan together would probably make me pee a little.

[YOUR Hero]

I just peed thinking aboot it.

[Savio]

are you wearing depends?

[Funky Fly]

You should play GTA IV. He's on one of the tv stations in the game just being himself. Fucking awesome.

[The Mask]

i have. i sat there and watched them over and over. i love it so much. i don't believe in an eye for an eye, i believe in an eye for two eyes, and a liver and a spleen an ASAAAAAAAAARGH

[Innovator]

And you see a girl on the street and whip it out and say "what are we gonna do about this"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Bas Rutten's a colour commentator though is he not?