OFFICIAL Hell in a Cell Discussion Thread

[Mantas]

Fans are already chanting boring, those are the same fucks that would cheer for a midget though. God I hate people.

Well this is the same crowd that was into the Orton/Cena shitfest.

[Nark Order]

BORING

[Swiss Ultimate]

I'm deaf...are they also chanting "Goldberg" inbetween "BORING"????

[Sixx]

So, since DX/Legacy is the ME something's gotta happen.

HBK hasn't been a heel in ages, so I'd like him to turn on HHH rather than the opposite which is far more realistic.

[Ermaximus]

Is that the ref that only calls divas matches?

[Theo Dious]

I'm deaf...are they also chanting "Goldberg" inbetween "BORING"????

I was saying "Boo-urns."

[Swiss Ultimate]

I was saying "Boo-urns."

Excellent....

[TheZman]

You know you'd cheer for Chavo vs. Swoggle in a HIAC match.

Only if Swoggle was dropped from the top of the cell

[Londoner]

thank god

[CSL]

This match was doomed from the get go in this slot

[James Diesel]

TPIO

Thank Punk. It's Over

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the mother fucking fuck is happening right now?

[Londoner]

Only if Swoggle was dropped from the top of the cell

hell yeah

[Nark Order]

Wow, they are really all over Drew's nuts here.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Truth buried deep beneath the rubble of this PPV. 10/04 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!

[Ermaximus]

Only if Swoggle was dropped from the top of the cell

And he lands on Cole.

[RawRocks]

i could think of 10,000,000 other things the WWE could do other than have a rapper wannabe come down to the ring shouting "Whats up" repeatedly.

Thats whats up.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I dunno why Ted and Cody hang out with Randy. He's such a downer.

[Londoner]

'spent an hour inside the cell' lol..ok...

[Swiss Ultimate]

Orton: You don't just walk away from the Cell...unless I RKO you then punt you in the head first.

[Droford]

I bet Legacy watched Hell in a Cell, the DVD..available at WWESHOP.com!

[TheZman]

And he lands on Cole.

Well, yeah, the spanish announce table is gone.

[Ermaximus]

Orton: You don't just walk away from the Cell...unless I RKO you then punt you in the head first.

And your name is Super Cena....

[James Diesel]

Voldemort is not pleased with his Death Eaters :shifty:

[Mantas]

So am I the only who thinks this PPV is crap? :shifty:

[Droford]

Smackdown vs RAW for Bragging Rights!

[Theo Dious]

Christ, they are seriously gnawing time away from Kliq in a Cell. :mad:

[Ermaximus]

I bet Legacy watched Hell in a Cell, the DVD..available at WWESHOP.com!Nice plug.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Orton came off as semi-baby-face there. Did Cena beat the bad out of Randy???

[Nark Order]

Come on Miz!

[Sixx]

I'd mark for Orton turning tweener.

[KYR]

Not watching (thankfully it seems) but have read all your comments.

Right now, what IYO now needs to happen to save this PPV?

[Londoner]

So am I the only who thinks this PPV is crap? :shifty:

The matches certainly haven't lived up to expectations. WWE 'best value for entertainment' my arse. Though this match could be good.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

I find this ppv boring myself.

[Swiss Ultimate]

MIZ HAS SAVED THIS PPV!

[Londoner]

miz mentions the turtles :D

[Ermaximus]

Miz is such an amazing heel.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

CHECK ONE TWO

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAH

[Theo Dious]

BTW, Steelers are up 21-0. :D

[James Diesel]

Orton came off as semi-baby-face there. Did Cena beat the bad out of Randy???

GOD IT'D BE AMAZING

if Orton transferred the heel from himself to Cena via that punt

[Droford]

So am I the only who thinks this PPV is crap? :shifty:
Taker vs Punk was probably the worst Hell in a Cell match ever (aside from Al Snow/Bossman) and Cena/Orton was probably somewhere in the middle.

Tag Match and IC Match were decent, Women's match sucked.

and Miz drops a Ninja Turtles reference.

[Afterlife]

So am I the only who thinks this PPV is crap? :shifty:

In all sincerity... The worst I've ever seen.

[Theo Dious]

Is the cell coming down for this?

Also, Swagger's music licks balls.

[Nark Order]

I really hope Miz gets a World title run sometime in his career. At least the ECW strap.

[Droford]

Miz has to win..

Miz vs Morrison at Bragging Rights. US vs IC title.

[Swiss Ultimate]

I hate Swagger's entrance "dance". He looks like such a jackass.

[Theo Dious]

In all sincerity... The worst I've ever seen.

Jesus Christ. Were you comatose during 2003?

[Ermaximus]

Swagger is a huge fucking tool.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

do they really need to tell us that ghana is in west africa?

[Ermaximus]

Miz has to win..

Miz vs Morrison at Bragging Rights. US vs IC title.

:y:

[Droford]

this cant go more than 5 minutes

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Swagger is the motherfucking man.

[Theo Dious]

28-0 Steelers now. :D :D :D

[Mantas]

Hopefully this match gets at least 10 minutes it could make the PPV slightly better.

Edit:

This crowd fucking sucks.

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is better than Heyman's last PPV...

[NeanderCarl]

Since when has Kingston been from "Ghana"?

Ghamakin' me crazy doesn't have the same ring to it...

[Ermaximus]

do they really need to tell us that ghana is in west africa?

Yes, because he is actually Jamacian. I don't get it either.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Since when has Kingston been from "Ghana"?

Ghamakin' me crazy doesn't have the same ring to it...

Who you ghana call BROTHA?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hailing from Canada, Northern North America

[NeanderCarl]

I'm Ghana git you, sucka

[KYR]

do they really need to tell us that ghana is in west africa?

Yes because most of the retards would probably think they mean Guyana in South America.

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is elimination rules??? I'm hella confused now.

[Londoner]

this crowd truly is fucking shit

[Droford]

If DX/Legacy doesn't get more than 15 minutes, I dont understand why they made it the Main Event.

[Mantas]

Seriously Newark sucks.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

this crowd truly is fucking shit


It sure is.

[Londoner]

This is elimination rules??? I'm hella confused now.

? elimination rules??

[Nark Order]

Top rope MIZ HANDLE

[Ermaximus]

Somebody Ghana get they ass kicked... Damnit, wrong gimmick again.

[Swiss Ultimate]

? elimination rules??

I maybe misheard Lawler. I thought that's what he said.

[Nark Order]

If Kofi wins this he is now skinny black midcard Cena.

[Ermaximus]

Let's go Swagger chants? Newark is fucked.

[Theo Dious]

If Kofi wins this he is now skinny black midcard Cena with hair.

[Swiss Ultimate]

If Kofi wins this he is now skinny black midcard Cena.

Kofi's at least pretty fun to watch.

[Londoner]

I could rant all night about this crowd but then i'll be just as boring as them so i wont.

But still: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Theo Dious]

"HUH? HUH?" Followed by pushups... why is Swagger channelling Scott Steiner?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Babyface Lawler sucks so hard.

[KYR]

Xero's in the crowd.

I'll blame him. :shifty:

[Droford]

There should be a lets Go Miz chant just to make things fun

[Ermaximus]

If Kofi wins this he is now skinny black midcard Cena with a shitty accent and hair.

[Nark Order]

Spoiler: Kofi wins?

[Theo Dious]

Christ Kofi even has a 5 knuckle shuffle variant!

[Londoner]

Xero's in the crowd.

I'll blame him. :shifty:

Is he anywhere in view of the camera?

[KYR]

I'll allow it!

[Swiss Ultimate]

MIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALMOST...dammit...

[Triple Naitch]

Does Miz's tights say "Le Miz"? Because if they do, that would be AWESOME!

[Ermaximus]

Christ Kofi even has a 5 knuckle shuffle variant!

I never thought about that. MVP does too.

[Londoner]

these refs suck

[KYR]

Is he anywhere in view of the camera?

Noid-ea.

See what I did there. :shifty:

[Theo Dious]

God fucking dammit.

[Londoner]

kofi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Swiss Ultimate]

Oh well. Not a bad match.

[Ermaximus]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nark Order]

SUPER KOFI!

[Droford]

damnit

[Ermaximus]

Black Cena wins because white Cena lost.

[Theo Dious]

Taking time away from DX without even giving the Mix the title. :nono:

[Droford]

Does Miz's tights say "Le Miz"? Because if they do, that would be AWESOME!

Its "Be Miz".

[Swiss Ultimate]

Kofi's getting that ECW era RVD push.

[Nark Order]

That would freak me out if Kofi was really from Brooklyn or something and I heard him talk without his accent.

[Londoner]

Black Cena wins because white Cena lost.

Has the torch been passed??:shifty:

[Nark Order]

This is the main event? Trips must've went down on Steph last night.

[Sixx]

Kofi's theme sounds like a boyband summer song.

[Triple Naitch]

Quick Tipsters update: TGR in the lead.

[Droford]

Cole - rivalry thats become personal over the NEXT COUPLE of months.

WHAT? DX/Legacy cant continue much longer can it?

[Ermaximus]

Santino needs a title push damnit.

[KYR]

Quick Tipsters update: KYR sucks.

[Londoner]

Cole - rivalry thats become personal over the next COUPLE of months.

WHAT?

He's just given us a hint how long it'll go on for.:(

[Ermaximus]

Has the torch been passed??:shifty:
Sadly so.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This PPV sounds depressing on paper. CM Punk losing the World Heavyweight Championship in the opening match? How much longer is left on the PPV? They need to have Punk win that baby back. You know, because Taker can't go over ten minutes?

The idea of Xero sitting through this crap entertains me, though. :lol:

[Nark Order]

Wait, putting it together here. Orton face turn tonight?

[Swiss Ultimate]

This is the main event? Trips must've went down on Steph last night.

That beard's gotta tickle the asshole.

[Theo Dious]

:rofl: Camo chaps.

[Londoner]

The idea of Xero sitting through this crap entertains me, though. :lol:

And being in that shit crowd to. :lol:

[KYR]

Wait, putting it together here. Orton face turn tonight?

I won't allow it!

[Londoner]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo legacy out early!

[Droford]

well, theres one way to save 5 minutes.

[RawRocks]

WWE PPV Check List
1. Fuck up the internet streams. CHECK
2. Start the PPV with a Main Event potential. CHECK
3. Instruct the crowd to be deader than a fish in heat on a frying pan. CHECK
4. Get the announcers to be lame. CHECK
5. Botch the Randy Orton punt to the head of Cena. CHECK

[Nark Order]

Oh god, I hope nobody takes an "off the top of the cage" bump. That would be suicide.

[Swiss Ultimate]

The IWC was right...multiple HIACs was a bad idea and lessened the overall specialness of the match itself.

[redoneja]

Be great if Legacy locked either HHH or HBK out of the Cell.

[Theo Dious]

Hm. Somebody going off the roof tonight?

[Swiss Ultimate]

HHH thinks he's New Jack.

[Droford]

Oh god, I hope nobody takes an "off the top of the cage" bump. That would be suicide.

Cody, have we've got a spot for you.

[KYR]

Be great if Legacy locked either HHH or HBK out of the Cell.

Well that would hardly be fair.

[Nark Order]

Be great if Legacy locked either HHH or HBK out of the Cell.

Or in the cell. lol

[Ermaximus]

There goes the stream

[Londoner]

my streams bollocksed up, not fussed really, i've seen enough.:)

[Theo Dious]

Dammit, San Diego scored...

[Nark Order]

http://liveppv.blogspot.com/

Works wonderfully

[Swiss Ultimate]

check out channel surfing net

[Ermaximus]

Dammit, San Diego scored...
That's ok. I've got Ben on my fantasy team, and he's done plenty thus far for me. I have faith they'll win.

[Londoner]

its back now, phew, saw that move that HHH will now no sell

[Sixx]

http://liveppv.blogspot.com/

Works wonderfully

QFT

[Theo Dious]

Locking Hunter outside the cell maybe?

[redoneja]

Or in the cell. lol

:lol: Yea that'd be better.

[Ermaximus]

http://liveppv.blogspot.com/

Works wonderfully

I was using that, just refreshed. All good now.

[Theo Dious]

That's ok. I've got Ben on my fantasy team, and he's done plenty thus far for me. I have faith they'll win.

Does your fantasy league say anything about QBs hosting sports entertainment programming?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Randy Orton is going to come down to save HBK with a lock cutter.

[Londoner]

http://liveppv.blogspot.com/

Works wonderfully

doesn't work for me. no worries atm though.

[Ermaximus]

Hahaha no they don't. So who called someone getting locked out?

[Swiss Ultimate]

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-wwe-hell-in-a-cell-2.html

[Theo Dious]

LOL The match has begun. Pfft.

[Triple Naitch]

Gotta give Legacy props for the idea. [/kayfabe]

[Splaya]

LOL interesting

[Londoner]

HHH selling :eek:

[Swiss Ultimate]

i think this forum is being watched, lol.

WWE, you owe us money for letting us steal this shit.

[Splaya]

Shawn Michaels will call upon God to help him here [/realism]

[Ermaximus]

"Botchtista smash!!!!"

[Droford]

HHH will go find his trusty sledgeham..bolt cutters and open the cage to save the day

[Nark Order]

I say Orton takes out Triple H on the ramp just as he comes to his sesne. Orton then goes into the cell and fucks legacy out of the match.

[Ermaximus]

Even better, Road Dogg returns with X-Pac. It could happen? :shifty:

[Swiss Ultimate]

How did Ross not get to call the Main Event Cell match?

[Nark Order]

How did Ross not get to call the Main Event Cell match?

He isn't on RAW?

[Splaya]

Even better, Road Dogg returns with X-Pac. It could happen? :shifty:

I would accept it :(

[Heyman]

Jim Ross is a homosexual.

[Londoner]

It truly is stream chaos tonight, mine keeps refreshing every few mins.

[Triple Naitch]

How did Ross not get to call the Main Event Cell match?

It's not his brand. Can't cross the brand. Am I right? :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

He isn't on RAW?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He isn't on RAW?
No, Narcissus, he is not on Raw. You should know that.

[Ermaximus]

It's not his brand. Can't cross the brand. Am I right? :shifty:

Unless your name is Jericho or Big Show.

[KYR]

He prefers BBQ to RAW

[Swiss Ultimate]

Shawn Michaels has NEVER BEEN IN THIS TYPE OF SITUATION BEFORE. TWO ON ONE...


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[Mantas]

So can we finally mark this date as the death of the Hell In A Cell match? Hopefully this PPV dies along with it.....

[Ermaximus]

Whose getting pedigreed through the cell?

[Swiss Ultimate]

Jim Ross is a homosexual.

I think he's a bisexual, actually.

[Londoner]

loving this legacy beat down

[Splaya]

What if HHH does this to screw over Michaels

[Nark Order]

No, Narcissus, he is not on Raw. You should know that.

I know that, you jerk. YOU JERK!

[Ermaximus]

Cawdy giving Shawn a bj in the corner.

[KYR]

Feel the NARC BURN!

[Swiss Ultimate]

What if HHH does this to screw over Michaels

I want to see an old school "pointing to the head to show that he's smarter than everyone else" spot.

[Theo Dious]

Ok, why the hell hasn't HHH gone to the back and come out in some sort of vehicle by now?

[Ermaximus]

Going to get the sledgehammer.

[Nark Order]

lol, trips gonna drive a car through it?

[Theo Dious]

Whatever HHH is doing I dont think it was supposed to take this long...

[Sixx]

The way it's going they could end it with HBK turning on HHH for not helping him out.

[Heyman]

I think he's a bisexual, actually.

That's a bit of a stretch, but I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm friends with Dave Meltzer and I have it on good word that JR has provided some oral service to a few of the wrestlers (mainly former OVW talent that were trying to make TV).

[Droford]

Ok, why the hell hasn't HHH gone to the back and come out in some sort of vehicle by now?
bonus points for the Ninja Turtles Party Wagon!

[Ermaximus]

ROFL@that little girl in the crowd.

"He went to get his sledgeheammer stupid. What now?"

[Swiss Ultimate]

Dibby: This is pitiful Shawn...not an ounce of blood all night!

[Theo Dious]

HHH HAS AN AIR HORN- oh wait.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I know that, you jerk. YOU JERK!
Then why did you ask the question?

[Dorkchop]

http://www.channelsurfing.net/watch-wwe-hell-in-a-cell-2.html

Everyone keeps posting that stream, but it craps out after 20 seconds.

[Nark Order]

He going to get Mark Henry?

[Afterlife]

You know what's great? Streams that work.

[Theo Dious]

HHH DROPS FROM THE CEILING DRESSED AS THE BLUE BLAZER!

[Afterlife]

Everyone keeps posting that stream, but it craps out after 20 seconds.

Won't even start for me.

[Ermaximus]

HHH DROPS FROM THE CEILING DRESSED AS THE BLUE BLAZER!

:'(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's becoming increasingly less likely that anything else will happen after this match. Punk and Taker really just was the worst HIAC ever.

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, did that hit Cody also?

[CSL]

Trips is gonna come back with Chainsaw Charlie

[Droford]

HHH went to get Chainsaw Charlie

[Londoner]

Won't even start for me.

Its fucked now. worked ok at times.

[Swiss Ultimate]

That's a bit of a stretch, but I wouldn't be surprised.

I'm friends with Dave Meltzer and I have it on good word that JR has provided some oral service to a few of the wrestlers (mainly former OVW talent that were trying to make TV).

Rumors...

First of all, we were fans (not OVW talent) and it wasn't JR it was Michael Cole and we were just watching him suck off a donkey. Meltzer wasn't even there.

[Theo Dious]

You know, they ruin a lot of good finishes lately by constipating them...

[Splaya]

I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HE COMES BACK WITH FUCKING STREAMS

[Londoner]

hhh is back!

[Heyman]

It's becoming increasingly less likely that anything else will happen after this match. Punk and Taker really just was the worst HIAC ever.

I didn't watch, but my guess is that Taker's body is breaking down....and he simply can't do what he once did. Unfortunately - Punk will probably get blamed.

[Theo Dious]

It took him THAT LONG to find BOLT CUTTERS?!

[Londoner]

trying to cut the chain

[Ermaximus]

HHH went to get Repo Man

[Swiss Ultimate]

that's it...bolt cutters. wooo. Legacy better still win...

"And it's time to play the game..." God Cole you suck.

[Triple Naitch]

I'm sorry, but we were looking for Bolt Cutters. Bolt Cutters was the correct answer.

[Mantas]

I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HE COMES BACK WITH FUCKING STREAMS

Dude... who cares?

[Londoner]

:mad: i give up, oh well atleast i saw what he cameback with

[Droford]

HHH will go find his trusty sledgeham..bolt cutters and open the cage to save the day

I win the internet!

[Ermaximus]

Vintage HHH. Damnit Cole.

[Theo Dious]

I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT HE COMES BACK WITH FUCKING STREAMS

Maybe he should come back with you buying the PPV if you care that much?

[Heyman]

Michael Cole is a homosexual.

[CSL]

That was a nasty bump for HBK

[Ermaximus]

Turn the tables on CAWDY!

[Droford]

Poor cody..

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Legacy look really retarded after all of this tbh</font>

[KYR]

"I'll take Essential Wrestling Tools for 1000 thanks Alex".

http://thedinallyalley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/alex-trebek2.jpg

[Theo Dious]

...GOD... DAMN.

[Heyman]

Did DX win yet?

[Nark Order]

lol, so Shawn is fine now after a relentless 20 minute beating?

[Theo Dious]

They definitely placed the best one last.

[Ermaximus]

HOLY FUCK!!!

[Londoner]

lol, so Shawn is fine now after a relentless 20 minute beating?

really? wow....err, guess i shouldn't shocked.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Definitely thought H was gonna blast Shawn with the hammer when he went for the SCM</font>

[Ermaximus]

Thus the legacy split has begun.

[Londoner]

so, what happened? could be more descriptive you know.

[Nark Order]

That was just...awful

[Mantas]

so, what happened? could be more descriptive you know.

WWE managed to match TNA in terms of PPV suckage.

[Londoner]

I SAID BE DESCRIPTIVE

[Ermaximus]

At least it's over.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Easily the worst PPV of the year. Without question.

[Theo Dious]

WWE managed to match TNA in terms of PPV suckage.

Quit trying to suck up by hating on everything. That was nowhere near TNA level suckage.

[Sixx]

NO TWIST? YOU MUST BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. Worthless main event.

[redoneja]

HBK did not look happy after taking that chair to the back of the head on that bump.

[Afterlife]

I"m almost glad I missed 45 minutes of this mess due to a plethora of bad streams.

[Splaya]

LOL on the channelsurfin.net stream there is like porn on there

[James Diesel]

As a man of my word, seeing as CM Punk did not get his rematch tonight.....

I am now going to favor Raw over Smackdown......

FML

[Londoner]

LOL on the channelsurfin.net stream there is like porn on there

which one is it?:shifty:

[Droford]

Im seeing Mr T hit a poor guy with a bunch of snickers bars..

[Sixx]

It's Mr T porn, fool.

[Swiss Ultimate]

my feed turned to porn

[Londoner]

hah

[Sixx]

I'm not gonna bitch how bad this PPV was, because I haven't seen many in their entirety, but I feel fucking ric rolled that I've waited 3 hours for a surprise main event that ended without anything out of ordinary happening.

[Fox]

So, I didn't watch the PPV, but was it as bad of an idea as I think it was to have the DX vs. Legacy tag team match on last? I mean you have two big World Title matches in Cena/Orton and Undertaker/Punk, but they put a non-title tag team match on last instead?

Can anyone explain this to me?

[Londoner]

I know they were trying to spread the cell matches out, but it just goes to show this kinda of ppv does not work. And no blood in 3 cell matches? These kids that watch wrestling today are getting treated to utter shit.

[Droford]

So, I didn't watch the PPV, but was it as bad of an idea as I think it was to have the DX vs. Legacy tag team match on last? I mean you have two big World Title matches in Cena/Orton and Undertaker/Punk, but they put a non-title tag team match on last instead?

Can anyone explain this to me?

You'll just love the fact that they put Taker/Punk on first then, and McIntyre/Truth, Triple Threat US title matches on after Cena/Orton.

[Fox]

I guess it's cause Triple H and Shawn Michaels are the biggest draws in the company right now.

Wait a minute...

[Sixx]

I'm disappointed that I stayed up until 5am to watch this PPV and this is what I got. I was seriously hoping for something big to happen in the DX v Legacy match since it was pushed into the main event and it all went as usual, half an hour of beating up HBK who got a breath with SCM out of nowhere, then Trips coming to the rescue, blah, blah, blah.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Aside from the fact that there was a cell around 3 matches and there were only a couple promos, this whole thing just felt like one big episode of Raw. Nothing special at all.

[Triple Naitch]

Tipsters updated.

[KYR]

No rush surely. :$

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm a sucker.