Jesus Christ plays CF for the Bo Sox....

[RoXer]

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/images/2004/04/05/LTlZSzxE.jpg


Johnny "The Passion" Damon

[MoRcHeEbA]

looks like a yeti

[RoXer]

http://boston.redsox.mlb.com/bos/photo/ph_play_mugshot_113028.jpg

Seriously, he's cool and all, but he needs to lose the caveman look.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wrong race

Jesus was an A Rab

[samichna]

lol

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

he said himself he looks like a caveman

[Smitty]

I think it's more of a late Jim Morrison or Charles Manson look. :cool:

[VonErich Lives]

it was funny, when he showed up for camp he had a bunch of reporters around and said something like "I know there's all this talk about steroids and such, and I want everyone to know I put on 15-20lbs in the offseason, but I did it the old fasioned way... beer and junk food!"

[Smitty]

it was funny, when he showed up for camp he had a bunch of reporters around and said something like "I know there's all this talk about steroids and such, and I want everyone to know I put on 15-20lbs in the offseason, but I did it the old fasioned way... beer and junk food!"

As long as he can still field like he does, I'm all for it.