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Xero
10-17-2009, 04:44 PM
Was watching an old Shamrock promo from the Attitude Era and realized he pretty much had IED. Got me thinking, what other mental disorders do/did wrestlers have?

Go.
Lock Jaw
10-17-2009, 04:51 PM
Mankind and Schizophrenia. :shifty:
Cool King
10-17-2009, 05:08 PM
Goldust and Tourette's Syndrome. :shifty:
owenbrown
10-17-2009, 05:09 PM
Batista has Konami Code-itis :shifty:
Fabien Barthez
10-17-2009, 05:19 PM
Bubba had a stutter, sid was psycho, in fact, loads of wrestlers have been billed as having mental illness. Kevin Sullivan, Randy Savage.... Other ones I can't think of right now because I'm a bit too baked....
FourFifty
10-17-2009, 05:22 PM
Jeff Hardy was clearly on drugs :shifty:
Supreme Olajuwon
10-17-2009, 05:25 PM
Triple H is a necrophiliac.
Xero
10-17-2009, 05:26 PM
So's Kane.
Cool King
10-17-2009, 05:35 PM
Mankind and Schizophrenia. :shifty:

Same goes for Orton I believe.

Afterall, he hears voices in his head.

They also council him and they understand.

They talk to him.






























:shifty:
Theo Dious
10-17-2009, 05:52 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/image.php?u=2013&dateline=1247602551

Judging from Cool King's avatar I assume Edge suffers from an iron deficiency of some kind.
thedamndest
10-17-2009, 06:25 PM
Evad Sullivan for dyslexia.
Vince McMahon for megalomania.
Eugene for mental retardation.
Bastion Booger had an eating disorder.
Mark Henry was hypersexual for awhile.
Nicky Fives
10-17-2009, 06:40 PM
Kane was self-conscious about his "burned" face for a while..... all the others I could think of have been mentioned already :(
Perry Saturn
10-17-2009, 06:56 PM
John Cena suffers from over-ratedness
Skippord
10-17-2009, 07:15 PM
The Undertaker has a god complex
Emperor Smeat
10-17-2009, 08:03 PM
Undertaker thinks he's actually a dead man and can see souls to take them away with him.

Perry Saturn talked to inanimate objects like they were real people. Never was the same after Raven murdered Moppy.
Juan
10-17-2009, 08:12 PM
Yokozuna was morbidly obese
Seth82
10-17-2009, 09:03 PM
Mark Lewin was a maniac as that was also his nickname
Lock Jaw
10-17-2009, 09:09 PM
The Ultimate Warrior was totally out of control.
Juan
10-17-2009, 09:41 PM
Stone Cold is also an alcoholic
Seth82
10-17-2009, 09:48 PM
Terry Funk was middle aged and crazy
Sixx
10-17-2009, 09:57 PM
Evad Sullivan for dyslexia.


INTRODUCING, EVAD SULLIVAN, THE DYSLEXIC MONSTER!
Sixx
10-17-2009, 09:58 PM
Terry Funk was middle aged

Hogan and Flair suffered from that as well.
Sixx
10-17-2009, 09:59 PM
Like 20 years ago.
James Steele
10-17-2009, 10:27 PM
Triple H suffers from Gold Fever and the awesomecosis.
Evil Vito
10-17-2009, 10:33 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Amazed there has been no mention of Festus yet</font>
Seth82
10-17-2009, 10:53 PM
Norman The Lunatic was well a lunatic
Sixx
10-17-2009, 11:19 PM
BILL GOLDBERG WAS A JEW
Skippord
10-17-2009, 11:40 PM
Amazed there has been no mention of Festus yet
Festus has AIDS
Emperor Smeat
10-18-2009, 01:17 AM
BILL GOLDBERG WAS A JEW

So was Paul Heyman but he must of had the bad version since he sucked with money.
HBPunk
10-18-2009, 01:23 AM
Just Too Good has parkinsons
HBPunk
10-18-2009, 01:29 AM
FOURFIFTY-jeff hardy being on drugs makes no sense,thats hardly a fuckin disorder.nice picture too,you look like a cunt
Jura
10-18-2009, 01:43 AM
The Rock suffers from awesome.
Xero
10-18-2009, 01:44 AM
FOURFIFTY-jeff hardy being on drugs makes no sense,thats hardly a fuckin disorder.nice picture too,you look like a cunt
It's an addiction.
Mr. Nerfect
10-18-2009, 02:13 AM
Kane was self-conscious about his "burned" face for a while..... all the others I could think of have been mentioned already :(

LOL. Of all the problems Kane has, I find it funny that you bring up him being "self-conscious," nick. :p

Dolph Ziggler has been hinted as having some OCD qualities.
Swiss Ultimate
10-18-2009, 02:24 AM
Kane was self-conscious about his "burned" face for a while..... all the others I could think of have been mentioned already :(

Technically he was also living a lie for a ridiculously long time. Pathological liar? There might be an even more specific mental disorder considering that he lied about the death of his parents, lied about his scars and was legitimately friends with Xpac.
Swiss Ultimate
10-18-2009, 02:25 AM
New Jack is a sociopath. Not his character, him.
DAMN iNATOR
10-18-2009, 03:02 AM
Heidenreich was a psychopath.

Snitsky was a psychotic, who later developed about the worst case of yellow stained teeth in the history of mankind, including cavemen.
DAMN iNATOR
10-18-2009, 03:03 AM
I guess you could argue that Kane is a pyromaniac.
Xero
10-18-2009, 03:04 AM
Foley suffered multiple personalities.
CWK
10-18-2009, 03:10 AM
Goldust twitches. Those damn ticks
CWK
10-18-2009, 03:11 AM
Stone Cold beats his wives
Theo Dious
10-18-2009, 08:16 PM
Stone Cold beats his wives

That is not a disorder and it doesn't make you funny or cool to say it.
Theo Dious
10-18-2009, 08:18 PM
I guess you could argue that Kane is a pyromaniac.

He's also been shown to be pyrokinetic, which is a horrible combination.
DAMN iNATOR
10-19-2009, 05:01 AM
Goldust twitches. Those damn ticks

I've always wondered if maybe that was supposed to be a form of Tourette's Syndrome possibly...
Sixx
10-19-2009, 05:02 AM
Tell me that last post was a joke.
DAMN iNATOR
10-19-2009, 05:07 AM
Tell me that last post was a joke.

No, Tourette's isn't just the stereotypical, sudden outburst of profanity everyone seems to think it is. There is a ton of various different tics that fall under the category of Tourette's Syndrome including stuttering which from time to time impairs speech.
Sixx
10-19-2009, 05:13 AM
No, Tourette's isn't just the stereotypical, sudden outburst of profanity everyone seems to think it is. There is a ton of various different tics that fall under the category of Tourette's Syndrome including stuttering which from time to time impairs speech.

I know that Tourette's isn't just about random outbursts.

What I meant is that it was pretty clear that his condition was supposed to be Tourette's.
The Jayman
10-19-2009, 09:07 AM
most of the divas suffer from anorexia
My Final Heaven
10-19-2009, 09:22 PM
Muh-muh-muh-Matt Muh-Morgan had the same problem Bubba Dudley did.

Also, half of JR's face is para;yzed due to his stroke :-\
Skippord
10-20-2009, 04:28 AM
most of the divas suffer from anorexia
no they don't
CWK
10-20-2009, 04:52 AM
That is not a disorder and it doesn't make you funny or cool to say it.

Not trying to be funny or cool you idiot. It is a disorder. If a person has a track record of physical violence against others, like spouses or whatever, that stems from an anger disorder.
Tron Cadet
10-20-2009, 06:52 AM
Also, half of JR's face is para;yzed due to his stroke :-\

Wasn't a stroke. He had bell's palsy.

I had it when i was 12, but recovered coz the doctor picked it straight away. Not the nicest way to wake up.