Official RAW Thread for 10/19/09 - Cena's in the Hizzle

[Xero]

Sup?

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Looking forward to the rumoured Miz vs. Marty Jannetty match tonight. Miz can get a win here, look good, and that should give him enough momentum to lose to Morrison at Bragging Rights.

[Cool King]

Cena's in the Hizzle?

Fo Shizzle, ma Nizzle.

[Londoner]

I'm curious to see what snoop dogg does on tonights show, i'm guessing a diva match to start though. :(

[Cool King]

Looking forward to the rumoured Miz vs. Marty Jannetty match tonight.

Spoilers Noid! :(

[parkmania]

I really hope this isn't 2 hours of "In case you lose, we'll miss you John".

I also hope there's at least one more decent match announced for Sunday so I can get to see live 18 minutes of good wrestling as opposed to the 10 that's currently on the card. (Can't believe that I just said that something with the Miz is "good". :nono:)

[Krimzon7]

What ever the card looks like, one thing is guaranteed...

This will go down in the history of the longest running episodic program in history as the night that KRIMZON 7 showed up.

[KIRA]

If they do a goodbye Cena tribute I hope to God they use "Tell me a lie" as one of the tribute songs

[Xero]

Or the Lex Express theme.

That seems appropriate for some reason.

[Theo Dious]

Is it really, really sad that the suspected presence of Marty Janetty is going to make me watch tonight?

[Triple Naitch]

I finally get to watch Raw with K7 again.

[ClockShot]

House gets overrun since the game is in extra innings right now. I'll be in after that.

[Krimzon7]

Ahhhh good times!

[screech]

I'll be in and out due to baseball. Someone will have to step up and post a hundred times.

[The Gold Standard]

I'll be in and out due to baseball. Someone will have to step up and post a hundred times.

More Yankees as long as they still on, but Phillies too

[screech]

I will have RAW on my computer probably, but I won't be posting as much. WHO WILL STEP UP THEIR GAME?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Hopefully Rizzle isn't shizzle tonight. For whatever reason, I'm getting the feeling that the show will be 2 hours of "Cena on Raw" moments, he beats HHH in the main event and they have a teary-eyed man-hug, and he ends up beating Orton on Sunday anyway to make this entire episode pointless.

[RatedGSuperstar]

So if you're Joe Girardi and Robertson gets the first two outs of the inning, why in the hell would you pull him for Aceves there? Should be a fun 24 hours in the New York media.

[screech]

Media will shit all over him.

[blak23]

and so it begins

[Londoner]

That was one long ass introduction.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Flamingo pink lowrider with spinners and the Bella ho's...not a bad entrance.

[mike adamle]

Well, it's been a minute into this show and Michael Cole has said -izzle twice, dunno how long I'm gonna watch.

[el bobbo]

Nice. He brought out the ho's.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Snoop hosting during the PG era is a waste.

[Krimzon7]

Cooning in HD!

[Innovator]

If Cole keeps talking like this, he's getting the Chip Caray/Joe Buck mute business

[Krimzon7]

Snoop is the first host in a while to make it to the show on time!

[Innovator]

HBK/Jericho? ok I'll stay Snoop

[Krimzon7]

You know whum talkin bout

[mike adamle]

Nevermind, this looks really good actually.

[Krimzon7]

DX opening? May be a fun night...

[RatedGSuperstar]

HBM/Jericho is always a treat...awesome.

[Krimzon7]

HBM with the gayest ring walk ever...skipping with some damn glowsticks.

Somebody find me a GIF!

[Krimzon7]

RGS you are always a treat.

[Londoner]

HBM with the gayest ring walk ever...skipping with some damn glowsticks.

Somebody find me a GIF!

LOL

I hate that entrance of his.

[KIRA]

oh lord no

[KIRA]

stop please

[blak23]

this is starting out well, funny segment

[jerichoholicninja]

Give me five...in the air.

[KIRA]

At least triple h admits it

[CSL]

lol that was the gayest yet greatest high five ever

[blak23]

so bragging rights is the new survivor series

[KIRA]

OH SNAP!

[mike adamle]

Well, the Katie Vick reference made me laugh.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Katie Vick reference! Woo!

[Krimzon7]

A real Stiff!!!

[jerichoholicninja]

Crowd has no clue about Katie Vick.

[Krimzon7]

Seriously who the fuck are they?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Way to bury McIntyre and Escobar...ugh.

[Londoner]

lol

I wasn't paying 100% attention so didn't realize it was a katie vick reference...

[CSL]

lol @ them tearing apart Escobar

[Juan]

snoop-a-loop

[KIRA]

NICE

[mike adamle]

This is great

[Londoner]

ahahahahaa

[blak23]

not cool bout the vickie comments

[jerichoholicninja]

DX inside jokes. Always good.

[blake639raw]

lol @ the Katie Vick reference

[Londoner]

So cody teams with dx? YEAH, MAKES SENSE.

[blake639raw]

not cool bout the vickie comments Why not?

[Krimzon7]

Gotta love that gigaboo t shirt! available at wwe shop dot come right now!

[KIRA]

ok i like the randomness of the teams it makes it intresting but seriously cody rhodes

[CSL]

Kofi pop

[blak23]

im diggin this segment

[Xero]

I'm sorry, SD has been completely buried by DX. Fucking terrible.

They're not WRONG, because the SD team is VERY weak, but this is not how you build a main event.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol

[blak23]

Why not?
for eddie

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm sorry, SD has been completely buried by DX. Fucking terrible.

They're not WRONG, because the SD team is VERY weak, but this is not how you build a main event.

What did you expect, for them to be afraid of Smackdown or make them seem equal ?

[KIRA]

Whoa did cody take a speech class over the weekend hes actually getting heat

[blake639raw]

for eddie You know wrestling's fake right? Eddie would probably be proud his wife is as over as she is, and making a good living for herself and his kids.

[Xero]

What did you expect, for them to be afraid of Smackdown or make them seem equal ?

For such a "big" match, yes, I would expect them to put them on a semi-even level, no matter how shit the team is. They're setting this up to be a fucking squash, who wants to pay to see a squash?

[Emperor Smeat]

OMG he said "wrestler" and not "entertainer", Vince might get upset.

[Londoner]

What did you expect, for them to be afraid of Smackdown or make them seem equal ?

Yeah, i wouldn't get too serious about those comments.

[blak23]

when did kofi get an american accent

[Krimzon7]

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIS ACCENT?

[KIRA]

YES

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cody's been getting heat since Legacy made DX tap at Breaking Point. Great to see.

WHERE'S KOFI'S ACCENT!?!

[Jannettyzilla]

I'm sorry, SD has been completely buried by DX. Fucking terrible.

They're not WRONG, because the SD team is VERY weak, but this is not how you build a main event.

Yeah, that whole rumor about DX burying younger talent doesn't seem so far fetched now.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL at the where's the accent comment.

[CSL]

Note to Swagger: finish your promo before moving the mic away

[jerichoholicninja]

Seems like they are going with RAW has the talent but has dissention. And yes, what happened to Kofi's accent?

[KIRA]

glad they didnt gloss over that

[Londoner]

Kofi's the real all american american.

[Emperor Smeat]

For such a "big" match, yes, I would expect them to put them on a semi-even level, no matter how shit the team is. They're setting this up to be a fucking squash, who wants to pay to see a squash?

It would have been the best idea to do it but logically they have been treating Smackdown like B-quality ever since the Brand Split occured. Could have done without the promo squash by Triple H and how he basically had a counter to every wrestler on the screen.

[Blakeamus]

That Kofi promo was awesome! LoL

[KIRA]

My money says cody gets replaced by either MVP or Bourne

[Triple Naitch]

That Kofi bit really made me lol

[Krimzon7]

At least he sounded educated. He actually hit all of his 'E's and 'R's!

[KIRA]

Mouth dropped open when kingston spoke

[Jannettyzilla]

My money says cody gets replaced by either MVP or Bourne

I think they'll stay with what they've got.

[Johnny Vegas]

Kofi :y:

[KIRA]

That just made me a bigger kofi fan dunno why

[Johnny Vegas]

My guess is that Orton will interfere so that Cody stays. I'm guessing that Big Show will get eliminated.

[Jannettyzilla]

Would be better if Ted was on the challenging team. Maybe he's facing Orton tonight? They're the only Raw superstars not booked yet I can think of.

[parkmania]

Wasn't paying enough attention when Kofi spoke - gonna have to watch a replay.

[RatedGSuperstar]

At least he sounded educated. He actually hit all of his 'E's and 'R's!

Almost sounded like Dave Chappelle's white guy impression.

[Emperor Smeat]

somehow Hornswoggle will get involved since Chavo is in this match but no clue how besides in a "doesn't make sense" style way

[KIRA]

lol at cody taking the initiative only to get dropped

[Theo Dious]

So cody teams with dx? YEAH, MAKES SENSE.

He won/earned his way onto the team. And we wonder why WWE doesn't bother with long-term planning....

[RatedGSuperstar]

Evan Bourne can't take off his damn t-shirt for this match?

Edit: That's what I get for half-paying attention. They're all wearing t-shirts, looking dumb.

[Theo Dious]

I realized when I heard Kofi speak in the opening segment that I've never heard him speak before.

[Theo Dious]

Evan Bourne can't take off his damn t-shirt for this match?

Excuse me, did I not bury you in the backyard?

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Kofi bounced off of Henry

[Innovator]

omg big show stands tall and tosses kofi around...im so amazed

[parkmania]

So, King WILL be joining JR on SD this week since Grish is getting married or somesuch.

[KIRA]

Almost sounded like Dave Chappelle's white guy impression. \\\People look at me weird when I speak too its like everyone black is expected sound like cryme tyme

[parkmania]

"Yeah, I'm gonna file this under 'Not an Issue'."

Love that line.

[blake639raw]

Kofi seemed 100% natural behind the mic. He has a certain likability about him. Kofi :y:

[KIRA]

I dont see why everyone hates Orton{i.e. hes boring} hes supposed to be slow and methodical as well as a bit of a manipulative sociopath he plays it sooo well

[Jannettyzilla]

Would be better if Ted was on the challenging team. Maybe he's facing Orton tonight? They're the only Raw superstars not booked yet I can think of.

Gosh I'm great. :love:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kofi seemed 100% natural behind the mic. He has a certain likability about him. Kofi :y:

Definitely seems like a more serious upper-midcard talent without the Jamaican accent. As much fun as they poked at him just suddenly dropping the accent, it's probably a sign that they think he definitely has a future as a potential main eventer.

[blake639raw]

Definitely seems like a more serious upper-midcard talent without the Jamaican accent. As much fun as they poked at him just suddenly dropping the accent, it's probably a sign that they think he definitely has a future as a potential main eventer. I agree. I like him better without the Jamaican accent.

[el bobbo]

I don't know about anyone else, but this episode is pretty watchable. I haven't had any cringe moments or urges to change the channel.

[Jannettyzilla]

Ted's mistaking conflicted and constipated, methinks.

[blak23]

I agree. I like him better without the Jamaican accent.
ill have to get used to it

[Innovator]

Teddy gonna snap or take a shit

[blak23]

did anybody else hear 30 seconds

[Innovator]

oh, snap

[KIRA]

I wonder is this actually the end of Legacy

[blake639raw]

Wow, quite the pop for Dibiase.

[Innovator]

How to neuter up and coming guys, vol 8

[KIRA]

Ted like a scolded child I love it

looking foward to his full face turn

[el bobbo]

Fuck, they must really want to build this up.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Would've been better if DiBiase kicked out of the RKO.

[blake639raw]

Teddy gonna snap or take a shit lol, I was just about to post this.

[311]

They used that to put over Orton? What a waste.

[blake639raw]

Classy tribute, even though half the crowd acted like they didn't know who he was.

[311]

They probably didn't.

[KIRA]

This gains ted sympathy though IMO

[Theo Dious]

Eventually I want to see Ted snap on Orton, and Orton's reaction is along the lines of "you finally got some balls, now you have my respect."

[Theo Dious]

They probably didn't.

Yeah the "Teddy" chants outdid the "Captain Lou" chants. Sad.

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, sometimes you have to get thrown through a window to get a singles title.

[ClockShot]

Evening everybody. I miss anything of relative importance?

[blake639raw]

This gains ted sympathy though IMO Exactly. I thought it was a good segment.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh fuck here we go again.

[KIRA]

Evening everybody. I miss anything of relative importance?


KOFI spoke with an American accent funny as hell

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Eve is... SO hot.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Alright, Jillian singing Gin and Juice made me laugh.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And lol at Snoop smokin up.

[Emperor Smeat]

Evening everybody. I miss anything of relative importance?

Nothing big so far, just Triple H burring Team Smackdown in 1 promo.

Team Raw being another random team to see if anyone gets kicked out. Team RAW now has serious issues staying together and not falling apart.

Orton beats Ted Jr in a match where Ted Jr can't hit Orton back but it at least could start the beginning of Ted's face turn or end of Legacy.

[CSL]

PG bud jokes huh

[jerichoholicninja]

So much for PG.

[Johnny Vegas]

LMAO

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL technical difficulties

[Jannettyzilla]

I want that as a screensaver.

[blak23]

youya cant say ass on pg tv

[Theo Dious]

Scented candles. Aww yeah.

[KIRA]

LOL technical difficulties

[ClockShot]

Sweet. Getting Cena over with early.

[Johnny Vegas]

Snoop is the man. I don't give a damn what anybody says. He's the only one who can make a PG programming relate.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh noez, conflicted Cena!

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if the Batista DVD has a chapter devoted to how he learned the "code" or who gave it to him

[KIRA]

the evolution of the animal from minor annoyance to full blown wrestling cancer

[Johnny Vegas]

the code is a myth, a conspiracy, an urban legend

[KIRA]

I wonder if the Batista DVD has a chapter devoted to how he learned the "code" or who gave it to him As well as when to punch it in .......probably right after every injury

[parkmania]

Anyone else notice the "Good Grief" from Charlie Brown Marella? I'm sure THAT went over more than a few heads in the crowd.

[KIRA]

Cena looks like hes testing out faces

[RatedGSuperstar]

Ooh...The Game music for Trips. He's super duper serious all of a sudden.

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, Cena's losing sunday. The HHH entrance has me convinced.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love how the Cena 10 PM rule ends up putting this match before the rumored Miz/Jannetty match.

[CSL]

lol Cena with the worst headlock takeover in the history of headlock takeover

[KIRA]

not sure theyd have cena lose twice in a row losing to trips is fine I guess cause hes a face but to lose again and to Orton

[the4thnobleman]

World Wrestling Entertainment has issued a 60 day suspension to Snoop Dogg due to wellness violations.

[Jannettyzilla]

not sure theyd have cena lose twice in a rowNah, Cena wins tonight, loses Sunday.

[parkmania]

On Sunday, when someone starts up a "Cena" chant, I'm gonna start chanting "Hogan".

[mike adamle]

Cena hurt himself on that Irish whip

[Sixx]

Who is Cena fighting anyway? And why?

[Jannettyzilla]

Who is Cena fighting anyway? And why?
HHH, because it might be his last match on Raw.

[el bobbo]

This match is fucking terrible.

[parkmania]

Cole, at least TRY to look like you're watching the match when they catch you on camera through the ring.

[Emperor Smeat]

That might have been 1st time someone anyone escaped or broke out of Cena's submission move that I can think of.

[CSL]

Wow, way to suck out the momentum by going to a break

[parkmania]

How much longer are they gonna keep bringing out games for the PSP? I thought they were shifting everything over to the download-only PSP Go.

[parkmania]

Still gotta make my signs for Sunday. Definitely making a sign with the Cobra logo on a Pepsi logo for Punk.

[Emperor Smeat]

Same as how they still are making ps2 games when the ps3 has been available last 3 years.

It's Sony, half the stuff they do makes little to no sense most of the time.

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Cole thinking for a moment that was a figure 4

[CSL]

lol a Triple H sharpshooter

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, Sony does 10 year commitments to every system. I actually think in the case of PSP it makes sense. Some people will go to the GO and they'll save money on production but they're not gonna lose what smalle market they already have established with those who aren't going to transfer over.

[Theo Dious]

World Wrestling Entertainment has issued a 60 day suspension to Snoop Dogg due to wellness violations.

Scented candles are a violation now?

[parkmania]

Well, the PS2/PS3 thing makes sense to me seeing as how software developers reportedly HATE working with the PS3 programming.

[RatedGSuperstar]

The longer this match goes on, the better chance Cena has of OVERCOMING TEH ODDS~! in the GRUELING "Iron Match," as Cole called it earlier tonight.

[parkmania]

I'm calling it the Rust Man Match, cuz both guys are gonna act like they need dipped in WD-40 to get moving.

[parkmania]

Fuck, Cena's winning Sunday.

[Emperor Smeat]

Triple H ended up getting to be allowed to break out of Cena's hold, get out of Cena's finisher, and end up with the final RAW win over Cena. No other wrestler would be able to do this on RAW except Triple H.

[Theo Dious]

Great match. :y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I actually really enjoyed that match, granted I was only half way paying attention but I did like what I saw.

[Emperor Smeat]

Forgot about Cena not even being able to "Overcome the odds" either since Triple H won.

[Theo Dious]

Triple H ended up getting to be allowed to break out of Cena's hold, get out of Cena's finisher, and end up with the final RAW win over Cena. No other wrestler would be able to do this on RAW except Triple H.

Good lord, shut up already. HHH hate does not make you cool.

[Emperor Smeat]

Match itself was good even with the tv breaks.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh shit, Cena's going to talk now, isn't he?

Edit: Guess not...and LOL at Orton doing the viper stare into the HDTV.

[parkmania]

Salute THIS!

[Emperor Smeat]

Good lord, shut up already. HHH hate does not make you cool.

not hating, just stating the obvious in who else would be able to do this. It did make the match better overall than the usual Cena overcoming the odds though.

[Johnny Vegas]

"...thanks john..." lol

[the4thnobleman]

Scented candles are a violation now?

Its a serious problem and WWE had to start addressing it immediately before it was to be allowed to spread throughout the company.

[Jannettyzilla]

So, Cena wins Sunday. Crap.

[CSL]

Well, the PS2/PS3 thing makes sense to me seeing as how software developers reportedly HATE working with the PS3 programming.

I haven't refreshed the page since this comment but I bet in between that parkmania post and this post by me, there's at least 1 'Oh no, Cena losing here means he's going over at the PPV waaahhhhhh' post

[CSL]

Shocker

[Sixx]

Umm, so HHH won cleanly? With a Pedigree?

[KIRA]

Hes right though in a way I dont hate trips Im just saying

[Theo Dious]

...and LOL at Orton doing the viper stare into the HDTV.

I was expecting him to RKO the monitor...

[parkmania]

I haven't refreshed the page since this comment but I bet in between that parkmania post and this post by me, there's at least 1 'Oh no, Cena losing here means he's going over at the PPV waaahhhhhh' post

Guilty as charged. We know the WWE ways after this long.

EDIT: I'll be glad to be proven wrong come Sunday, though.

[Theo Dious]

not hating, just stating the obvious in who else would be able to do this. It did make the match better overall than the usual Cena overcoming the odds though.

Michaels, Undertaker, Edge, possibly a face Jericho, Batista, Mysterio, any of them could possibly do the same. HHH and Michaels are the only ones currently in a position to do so, and HHH is the better choice of the two.

[Jannettyzilla]

Umm, so HHH won cleanly? With a Pedigree?Yes, but multiple Pedigrees.

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh shit. It's on.

[CSL]

lol Mizzy Jannetty

[Sixx]

Ah, right, Cena wouldn't go down after only one finisher.

[Jannettyzilla]

Seriously, why does Miz' entrance say 3rd & 1? I'm so confused by it. It's like reminding me I should be watching football.

[Jannettyzilla]

Snoop loves Jannetty. :love:

[CSL]

They're gonna do it as well

[KIRA]

Jannety is the comeback kid


anybody see a contract outta this

[Jannettyzilla]

Shit just got real.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

MMMMMARRRRRTYYYYYY!

...needs to where pants actually.... though I still love him.

[Jannettyzilla]

Fuck you Miz.

[mike adamle]

That ref was gay.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Someone want to tell Cole and Lawler that you can Create a Wrestler in every version of SvR in the past, too?

[CSL]

Jannetty made Miz look like a beast with that clothesline

[Theo Dious]

Yeah, Marty needs some pants... he looks pretty decent though, I hope we can get some more of him.

[Jannettyzilla]

Someone want to tell Cole and Lawler that you can Create a Wrestler in every version of SvR in the past, too?
Why ruin their fun?

[Theo Dious]

Someone want to tell Cole and Lawler that you can Create a Wrestler in every version of SvR in the past, too?

[dredges up an old joke from circa 2004 about WWE employees not being allowed to play wrestling video games for fear that they might beat HHH]

[TheZman]

[dredges up an old joke from circa 2004 about WWE employees not being allowed to play wrestling video games for fear that they might beat HHH]

:rofl:

"Do not release any images from the video game that might make HHH look weak."

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL didn't a website ended up making a promise to do that once the game came out ? (forgot which website it was)

[Theo Dious]

Melina just pulled an Ultimo!

[parkmania]

Melina botches stairclimbing.

[CSL]

LOL didn't a website ended up making a promise to do that once the game came out ? (forgot which website it was)

WWE told websites, magazines etc 2-3 years ago that they couldn't feature him taking a beating/in a prone position etc

[CSL]

When doesn't Melina botch something?

And that fucking finisher is a bag of shit

[parkmania]

Snoopswoggle? Really?

[Jannettyzilla]

Couldn't they have at least let Jannetty beat Chavo?

[Theo Dious]

LOL Snoop does a better spear than Batista!

[KIRA]

snoops timing is better than batistas sad........damn beat me to it kudos

[parkmania]

Snoopswoggle getting the PRIME view of Eve!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Eve is soooo hot... and Gail dresses up nice...

[Jannettyzilla]

I swear Kelly Kelly is always high as a freakin' kite.

[Juan]

Looks like Snoop Dogg is having a lot of fun out there. Afterlife is not gonna like this

[Sixx]

Who did Snoop spear? Is he wrestling or what?

[parkmania]

Snoop speared Chavo.

At least it's different than Chavo losing to Swog...

[Jannettyzilla]

Who did Snoop spear? Is he wrestling or what?Chavo. Came in to save Hornswoggle who stopped Chavo from interfering on behalf of Jillian against Melina.

Yes, that confusing.

[parkmania]

Cena retrospective before he leaves Raw.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Very nice recap for Cena/Orton honestly.

[parkmania]

Cole looking more and more like the guy from the introduction of Rocky Horror Picture Show.


"Where's your neck?"

[CSL]

Very nice recap for Cena/Orton honestly.

:y:

[RatedGSuperstar]

Nice promo video, but it leaves too little time for HBM/Y2J for my liking. What are the odds it just ends up being a clusterfuck no decision?

[taker707]

Nice promo video, but it leaves too little time for HBM/Y2J for my liking. What are the odds it just ends up being a clusterfuck no decision?

very good odds

[parkmania]

What are the odds it just ends up being a clusterfuck no decision?

5 mins for intros, 10 minute overrun = 10 minute match... yeah, probably.

[Xero]

Looks like Snoop Dogg is having a lot of fun out there. Afterlife is not gonna like this

lol

[Jannettyzilla]

Anyone else find it odd they're pimping so many games that could steal business from SVR 2010?

[parkmania]

Kyle Busch and WHO?!?!?

[Juan]

NASCAR? are you serious bro?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Nice promo video, but it leaves too little time for HBM/Y2J for my liking. What are the odds it just ends up being a clusterfuck no decision?

1110%

[RawRocks]

NASCRAP drivers as guest hosts.. puhlease