View Full Version : Ohhhhhh is this ever amusing
Gertner
10-22-2009, 01:26 PM
The Smark communities heads just collectively exploded.
Posted by 411mania, stolen by Ryan Clark
Ring of Honor was given a special award in The Village Voice’s Best of NYC issue. The award? Best Place to Watch Straight Men Get All Homoerotic. Read on for the caption from The Voice… “The legions of black-T-shirt-, black-jeans-clad wrestling fans in this world might take offense to what we’re about to say, but here goes: Wrestling is gay. That’s not an epithet (like we’d ever . . . ). It just is, literally, gay. When a man in ball-outlining shiny undies wraps his crotch around another man’s head, flexes his muscles, and grunts, the activity has more to do with porn than sports. It’s hard to believe how straight the audience can be, but there you have it. World Wrestling Entertainment is that giant conglomerate you probably caught on TV at one time or another, but for even better theatrics in a more up-close-and-personal setting, try to scout out one of Ring of Honor’s New York dates. Usually playing the intimate Manhattan Center, this indie league hosts a variety of highly toned men basically taking part in stage combat—or auditioning for a Michael Lucas film, we’re not sure. If the gay community ever catches wind, wrestling is going to be as popular with the homos as the WNBA
The Jayman
10-22-2009, 01:35 PM
well they are right
I have seen that giant conglomerate WWE on TV
Gertner
10-22-2009, 01:36 PM
lol it's not like we've ever heard this arguement before, it's that it just had to happen to ROH, cause you KNOW their fans are pitching a massive shitfit right now.
The Ravishing One
10-22-2009, 01:40 PM
:rofl:
IRodC
10-22-2009, 01:40 PM
You know whos laughing his ass off at this article
FUPB KID since he hates PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
Fignuts
10-22-2009, 01:41 PM
ahahahaha
gonna go to the roh forums right now and see.
kareru
10-22-2009, 01:41 PM
sounds like some one got 'turned on' by watching wrestling and in an effort to appear straight he denotes that wrestling is for queerosexuals, sounds like repressed sexuality on his part
The Show Off
10-22-2009, 01:43 PM
So the Village Voice is making the same argument that every non-wrestling fan has been making for the past 20 years. I'm shocked.
You know whos laughing his ass off at this article
FUPB KID since he hates PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!
He's probably agreeing. I mean, he's not gay or anything, but he'd do ANYTHING for Edge.
Ermaximus
10-22-2009, 01:49 PM
:nono:
kareru
10-22-2009, 02:03 PM
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this is what a real journalist does when he questions how legit wrestling is, he joins in
Louis Theroux i salute you
Gertner
10-22-2009, 02:37 PM
Saw Chuck Palumbo in that video. Didn't notice anybody else, besides the Sarge of cours.e
Storer50
10-22-2009, 02:41 PM
Isn't that Elix Skipper in red?
kareru
10-22-2009, 02:50 PM
you are both right, this is the wcw powerplant
Afterlife
10-22-2009, 02:58 PM
lol it's not like we've ever heard this arguement before, it's that it just had to happen to ROH, cause you KNOW their fans are pitching a massive tent right now.
:shifty:
Mike Sanders, Johnny The Bull and Kwee Wee as well
Droford
10-22-2009, 04:39 PM
Its still gay to me!
someone dub that video.
Kane Knight
10-22-2009, 05:02 PM
Is there really anyone who's going to dispute this?
Lock Jaw
10-22-2009, 05:02 PM
:naughty:
:naughty:
thecc
10-22-2009, 05:11 PM
I imagine the DOI is having a field day with this.
What Would Kevin Do?
10-22-2009, 05:14 PM
Hilarious.
The thread I saw on the ROH board was pretty funny too. Mainly people claiming it was a good thing, that they were telling people to check out ROH, etc.
ROH needs to bring back the Christopher Street Connection for their next show.
Vastardikai
10-22-2009, 06:36 PM
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this is what a real journalist does when he questions how legit wrestling is, he joins in
Louis Theroux i salute you
Mr. Theroux got put through the paces fairly decently.
thecc
10-22-2009, 06:47 PM
Hilarious.
The thread I saw on the ROH board was pretty funny too. Mainly people claiming it was a good thing, that they were telling people to check out ROH, etc.
ROH needs to bring back the Christopher Street Connection for their next show.Yess, only if it means the return of Alison Danger.
Triple Naitch
10-22-2009, 06:48 PM
Not gonna dispute this.
kareru
10-22-2009, 06:51 PM
sounds like the journo watched southpark this week
Indifferent Clox
10-22-2009, 08:28 PM
Although they didn't actually, you know, wrestle in that video. Didn't even teach him how to take bumps. It was like "You think what we do is fake? well this workout will change your mind"
There is nothing gay about getting hit over the head with a steel chair.
Gertner
10-23-2009, 08:21 AM
ROH fan response" yeah well we have a high workrate"
What Would Kevin Do?
10-23-2009, 09:24 AM
ROH fan response" yeah well we have a high workrate"
No, the ROH Fan response would either be something like "This is Pearce's fault, bring back Gabe."
Kane Knight
10-23-2009, 09:39 AM
There is nothing gay about getting hit over the head with a steel chair.
Clearly, you've never been in a same-sex relationship. :roll:
Indifferent Clox
10-23-2009, 12:56 PM
Clearly, you've never been in a same-sex relationship. :roll:
:rofl:
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