Ric Flair meets George W. Bush

[CBright7831]

Posted by Jimmy Reject on 4/05/04 @ 10:31 pm est

Ric Flair was at a Bush/Cheney campaign luncheon today in Charlotte NC. President Bush said "I want to thank Ric Flair, professional wrestler. He's with us today. Big Ric, I'm proud you're here. Thank you for coming. I want to thank the grassroots activists who are here. We won North Carolina last time. We're going to win it this time. And I appreciate your help."

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

Good, I am too. Bush/Cheney 2004.

[CBright7831]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Funky Fly]

Ok, so he's republican. What does that have to do with wrestling?

Then again, HHH will tell you that wrestling and politics go hand in hand.

[Mr. JL]

-I don't care... just don't vote Bush!

[El Santo]

Flair v. Osama?

Sounds good to me.

[samichna]

I bet Flair could carry Osama to a three star match

[loopydate]

George Bush, supported by elderly men who (allegedly) expose themselves to stewardesses.

[PureHatred]

Big Ric, I'm proud you're here.

Damn it, Bush can't get through one public appearance without screwing up somehow. Maybe "Slick" Ric is going to help him with his mic skills.

[The CyNick]

I bet Flair could carry Osama to a three star match

Yeah Flair isn't quite what he used to be.

[Corkscrewed]

Well, even wrestling legends have their flaws. :shifty:

[Mikey]

Maybe "Slick" Ric is going to help him with his mic skills.


Bush: I have bled, sweat, and paid the price for this country WOOOOO!

[Rock Bottom]

What all you guerillas in Iraq don't understand, is that you're dealin' with a... Poll fixin, goal mixin', bomb dropping, head lopping, WOO, speech botching, born-again Christian executing, O-zone polluting SO NA VA GUN.

WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO!

[Goldbird]

Kerry win thrumph over Bush!

[loopydate]

Rock Bottom = The Man

[Sensei Of Mattitude]

Kerry win thrumph over Bush!

Not really

[PureHatred]

What all you guerillas in Iraq don't understand, is that you're dealin' with a... Poll fixin, goal mixin', bomb dropping, head lopping, WOO, speech botching, born-again Christian executing, O-zone polluting SO NA VA GUN.

WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOO!

If only the world were really like this...I'm gonna go watch the Condalisa Rice testimony and hope for a chairshot from Dick Clark in mid-sentence.

[Wondermouse]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Rock Bottom again.

[The Show Off]

You may not like it but you will learn to love it, cause it's the best thing going today! Whooo!

[CBright7831]

A few other wrestlers off the top of my head, who I believe are Republicans also are:

Austin
HBK
Undertaker
The McMahons (Linda especially)
The Rock
Triple H
Bradshaw

I know Foley is a democrat, but he said he respects Bush.

[Mr. JL]

LOL....

Flair versus Osama

When you think about it, that would make so much f'n money. Imagine the heel heat that Osama would have...

[PureHatred]

Many professional athletes are Republican, regardless of their personal background. They tend to be in the highest tax brackets and voting Republican is a good way to protect their interests.

[tucsonspeed6]

LOL....

Flair versus Osama

When you think about it, that would make so much f'n money. Imagine the heel heat that Osama would have...

Yeah, they can send Bischoff out to find him, and he'd search and search on this wild goose chase until he got fed up. Then he'd beat up some guy in an Afghanistan bar and come back empty handed, and then for punishment, McMahon would eliminate the Flair/Osama match and instead set up a match between Bischoff and Osama. And of course, Osama would mysteriously show up at the following PPV to beat the crap out of Bischoff....

His music would hit, then BAM! half a dozen sniper rifles go off in the rafters. With his dying breath, Osama tries to tell everyone that the local sports team sucks, but he is denied any last words because that's when Debra would show up and stuff one of her cookies into his mouth, leading to a HUGE face push for Debra that would probably end up flat on its face after two weeks.....but damn, it'd still be kinda entertaining.


(Some alternatives for this storyline would be for JR to drain a couple bottles of his crappy BBQ sauce down Osama's gullet, or to have Rene Dupree's dog shit in his face, which would be a BIG 180 for Dupree. The only question left to ask now is: What would Osama's theme music be?)

[Corkscrewed]

If only the world were really like this...I'm gonna go watch the Condalisa Rice testimony and hope for a chairshot from Dick Clark in mid-sentence.

Hmmm... that gives me an idea for a new forum game!

*goes to post a new topic*

[CBright7831]

Many professional athletes are Republican, regardless of their personal background. They tend to be in the highest tax brackets and voting Republican is a good way to protect their interests.
It's always made me wonder why movie/music stars tend to vote Democrat instead of Republican.

[Savio]

Did flair flash him?

[tucsonspeed6]

It's always made me wonder why movie/music stars tend to vote Democrat instead of Republican.


Unlike professional sports, Hollywood is fake and runs entirely on a fuel of "hipness", and since the left wing view is more hip...(60's teenagers spreading their peace, love, etc. is more appealing than guys in suits calculating budgets and hoarding cash.)...well, you get the idea. Athletes, on the other hand, aren't famous for being famous, and so they can give a crap less.

[CBright7831]

FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

[Ruien]

LOL....

Flair versus Osama

When you think about it, that would make so much f'n money. Imagine the heel heat that Osama would have...

I wonder how much money Vince would pay Osama, for a contract. Mabey, just mabey he can make more than the winner of the Diva Contest.

[Kane Knight]

Unlike professional sports, Hollywood is fake and runs entirely on a fuel of "hipness", and since the left wing view is more hip...(60's teenagers spreading their peace, love, etc. is more appealing than guys in suits calculating budgets and hoarding cash.)...well, you get the idea. Athletes, on the other hand, aren't famous for being famous, and so they can give a crap less.
Hollywood isn't really as liberal as it's proclaimed to be. Hollywood's in the business of making money, and will play to both sides (And often do both at once).

Pro wrestlers appeal to a primarily conservative market. I blame the low average IQ, frankly.

[loopydate]

Holy year-old thread bump, Batman!

[James Steele]

Why the fuck was this bumped?

[Kane Knight]

Sherrif Bright came back and wanted an ego bump.

[loopydate]

Actually, I think he wanted his rep to plummet.

Only reason I can really think of.

[Kane Knight]

If he wanted his rep to plummet, he would have bumped his "Prom King" thread.

[Ruien]

No No No, if he wanted his rep to plummet, he would have done what I did. I do not think I have to explain how I did that.

[I-Hate-You]

EDIT - Nevermind. Old post.

[Kane Knight]

No it's not. :shifty:

[Corkscrewed]

In other news, Flair was seen licking Ultimate Warrior's balls recently. Warrior didn't think it was a big deal, since it's not really how things work.

[Corkscrewed]

Hey... bumping a year-old topic doesn't make sense either, right?

[Pegasus Crawford]

Oh, I repped Rock Bottom for his post but didn't realize it was made a year ago.

Rep stands anyway for being funny.

[PureHatred]

Nah, I did the same thing. Classic Rock Bottom, right there.

[AJHayes]

Based upon personal experience, I wouldn't go for Bush if my life depended on it, which it consequently would. Dubbayah should have assassins planted against his family. I can't imagine too many people going for him, even under the threat of death.

Fuck you Bush. I'd slap you in the face and spit on your mother.

[PorkSoda]

Flair probably shook Bush's hand and stood up on the podium to pose....then got thrown off by Bush :rofl:

[Kane Knight]

Flair probably shook Bush's hand and stood up on the podium to pose....then got thrown off by Bush :rofl:
He never does make it to the top. :(

[YOUR Hero]

Hollywood fake, pro wrestling more real.
Lovely.

[James Steele]

However, I think we can all agree that he is on the verge of "COMPLETE AND UTTER WARRIORIZATION!!!!!!!!"

[Marcyo]

MiguelBahena was called a dick and i got yelled at for bumping an old thread.

Noobs... this can result in instant banning.

Consider yourself warned.

Funky.

Whoa, i was possessed. :|

[Marcyo]

^ Ok, so this was an useless post. ALL RIGHT. Funky would still say these <s>kind</s> words exactly. :shifty:

[James Steele]

No, you were made Funky's bitch. Welcome to TPWW. :wave:

[Funky Fly]

That is not my mod font, imposter. :mad: