Official RAW Thread for 10/26/09: NASCAR + Cena

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/juanthestyle/old

[RatedGSuperstar]

The only reason I'm sitting through the NASCAR bullshit is to see which new storylines they start developing tonight. Maybe they pick up the pace with the Legacy split now that Orton lost the title and has nothing to do?

[Ermaximus]

The only reason I'm sitting through the NASCAR bullshit is to see which new storylines they start developing tonight. Maybe they pick up the pace with the Legacy split now that Orton lost the title and has nothing to do?

[Xero]

The only reason I'm sitting through the NASCAR bullshit is to see which new storylines they start developing tonight. Maybe they pick up the Orton/Cena feud where they left off?

[screech]

Not too excited about these NASCAR fellows (whoever they are).

Interesting that there will be four weeks of build to Survivor Series, though. Maybe developments won't be as rushed as they have been lately.

[screech]

Ermaximus, I love your avatar.

[Cool King]

Oh jeez, I totally forgot those NASCAR guys were the "Guest Hosts" tonight.

I have a feeling that they could very well have Sparky Plugg’s theme. :shifty:

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

Gotta tune in to see where they go after the PPV. We've got Cody/Kofi foreshadowing, we've got The Miz fresh off a PPV victory, and maybe finally we'll see something fresh in the world title scene.

This episode will probably be pretty heavy on the DX/Jerishow rivalry though.

[ClockShot]

I've got myself a conundrum tonight.

Joey Logano is from my neck of the woods so I should tune in watch.

But I never understood the concept of NASCAR and "left turn nation".

Add in the fact that Cena got the title back. :mad:

And MNF ain't all that great tonight.

So help me out, should I tune in or find something else to watch?

[Ermaximus]

Ermaximus, I love your avatar.

Reminds us of our youth eh good sir?

[Ermaximus]

I've got myself a conundrum tonight.

Joey Logano is from my neck of the woods so I should tune in watch.

But I never understood the concept of NASCAR and "left turn nation".

Add in the fact that Cena got the title back. :mad:

And MNF ain't all that great tonight.

So help me out, should I tune in or find something else to watch?

Big Bang Theory is on ABC at 9:30?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MNF is a stinker tonight so I don't have anything else to do.

[ClockShot]

Never watched.

Pissed that House ain't on right now.

[D Mac]

It's Bob "Spark Plug" Holly :roll:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He was known as Thurman "Sparky" Plugg first.

[Splaya]

You wanna know whats really bad.

Splaya is in the forum Raw thread for the entire show tonight :(. Stupid laptop

[Cool King]

I just call him Sparky Plugg. :-\

It's quicker than saying Bob "Spark Plug" Holly & Thurman "Sparky" Plugg.

[D Mac]

lol Thurman

[Triple Naitch]

Interested to see Cena's next step.

[Xero]

Spoilers: Right foot.

[Innovator]

A rep says Cena says the champ is heeeeeeeeeeeeeah

[ClockShot]

I say left.

[Splaya]

I could see Kofi versus Show tonight

[Ermaximus]

And here we go.

[ClockShot]

Buffalo tonight. Last time they were here the show sucked as bad as the Bills.

No offense, Hanso.

[Ermaximus]

Things starting off with a bang.

[Ermaximus]

Buffalo tonight. Last time they were here the show sucked as bad as the Bills.

No offense, Hanso.
Well, last week they were in Jacksonville. Home of the shitty ass Jaguars. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

A wooden base for that cup, that must have cost about 20 bucks altogether.

[Ermaximus]

Germ Incubators.

[CSL]

LOL germ incubators

[Ermaximus]

Jericho is a walking dictionary.

[Fabien Barthez]

That title on Show's waist looks like a fairly normal belt on him.

[ClockShot]

Here comes the rift.

[Ermaximus]

That title on Show's waist looks like a fairly normal belt on him.

It's like a belt buckle on him.

[Londoner]

show v taker? :eek:

[Ermaximus]

WHAT!!!! Taker vs Show????

[Londoner]

and here comes the nascrap

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho rules.

And, the show just turned stupid.

[ClockShot]

Notice the cars.....

[Ermaximus]

Not a bad entrance.

[ClockShot]

Coming out to Fuel and Bella Bella. Zero problems there.

[CSL]

Those cars plus 'Fuel'. Could have been a worse entrance.

[Jannettyzilla]

Not only are they lame, they put MORE clothes on the Bellas.

Worst hosts EVER. :foc:

[Ermaximus]

Jesus, show could break them both in half with 1 punch.

[Londoner]

Not a bad entrance.

agreed

[Fabien Barthez]

Who the fuck are these people?

[Hanso Amore]

Good Entrance, get them off the mic

[Londoner]

Who the fuck are these people?

people with crap mic skills

[ClockShot]

Who the fuck are these people?

NASCAR drivers Kyle Busch and Joey Lagano.

[Ermaximus]

Hornswoggle's uncles?

[CSL]

Wouldn't mind if the light rig fell on these guys or something

[RatedGSuperstar]

These NASCAR guys are painfully bad at their lines.

[Fabien Barthez]

Why put these little tools in this promo? can't they just announce matches and fuck off?

[RGWhat316]

LOL, Kyle usually plays the bad guy anyways, so this is cool to me.

[Ermaximus]

Ok so we got Busch is the heel host and Lagano is the face host? OK?

[Hanso Amore]

YAY BUFFALO!

[Fabien Barthez]

Do JeriShow ever defend the tag titles?

[Ermaximus]

Wouldn't mind if the light rig fell on these guys or something

:lol::lol:

[Hanso Amore]

Busch is horrible

[CSL]

lol illuminous incadescent grail of greatness

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Kofi Johnston

[RGWhat316]

Oh Kyle just botched.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kofi Johnson, come on down!

[Ermaximus]

Kofi Johnson! Fucking fail.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL KOFI JOHNSON!

[CSL]

Kofi Johnson inna hoooooouse!

[Fabien Barthez]

Kofi Johnson...

I resent this host crap when it's guys who aren't even WWE fans.

[Londoner]

LOLOLOLOL

glad i turned the channel just before

[Hanso Amore]

KOFI JOHNSON VS JEFF HARVEY!

[Ermaximus]

Kofi Johnson...

I resent this host crap when it's guys who aren't even WWE fans.

Seconded.

[Londoner]

I just sensed a botch was going to happen, i don't know how. their crap mic skills might have something to do with it

[thedamndest]

Kofi Johnson needs a skin bleaching gimmick.

[Italian $tallion]

they're nervous as fuck.

[Ermaximus]

KOFI JOHNSON VS JEFF HARVEY!

At SummerFest 2010.

[Afterlife]

The racecar drivers are nervous on live tv. That is so hilarious and unexpected.

[Londoner]

Maybe kofi johnson is his american gimmick name?

[RawRocks]

That was quite possibly the worst start to Raw in two years

[Italian $tallion]

Worst hosts ever.

[Ermaximus]

Kofi Johnson needs a skin bleaching gimmick.
Do I sense a tag team with Kerwin White?

[Splaya]

Why dont u guys come to the chat and talk

[Fabien Barthez]

Why haven't they changed Kofi's theme music as well? As long as his gimmick is all over the place, he is going nowhere.

[Londoner]

Why dont u guys come to the chat and talk

watching nfl/this so can't be arsed

[Afterlife]

Worst hosts ever.

Sorry. Did you miss ZZ Top?

[CSL]

Place your bets ladies and gents, bets please! Match of the night will be the opening contest

[Ermaximus]

Sorry. Did you miss ZZ Top?

Yes, and that was intentional.

[CSL]

watching nfl/this so can't be arsed

That and the chat is gay

[RawRocks]

Lagano and Busch are inching towards ZZ Top territory in terms of lame

[Ermaximus]

Could be worse. Martha Stewart could be hosting.

[Afterlife]

Lagano and Busch are inching towards ZZ Top territory in terms of lame

I don't think anyone's come close to the lameness of ZZ Top.

[Londoner]

Could be worse. Martha Stewart could be hosting.

Don't give vince ideas.

[Italian $tallion]

I don't want to see the Nascar idiots again tonight, not one more time.

[Afterlife]

Could be worse. Martha Stewart could be hosting.

Martha Stewart guest host? It's a good thing.

[Ermaximus]

Don't give vince ideas.

Good point TL. He could be reading this at this very minute.

[Italian $tallion]

I want Martha Stewart to host, at least she's been to jail.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I missed the ZZ Top episode, so the Piven/Annoying Asian Guy combo is at the top of my shit list so far. These guys will probably take that crown by the end of the night, though.

We need more Kofi/Jericho matches in the future.

[Londoner]

Good point TL. He could be reading this at this very minute.

Or someone working for him could be reading it.:shifty:

[Ermaximus]

This movie looks sick as fuck.

[Inadequacy]

Lol it's fixed now, but a couple minutes ago every reference to "Kingston" on Kofi's wikipedia page was changed to "Johnson"

[Ermaximus]

Or someone working for him could be reading it.:shifty:

Corey Feldman for guest host!:shifty:

[Fabien Barthez]

Lol it's fixed now, but a couple minutes ago every reference to "Kingston" on Kofi's wikipedia page was changed to "Johnson"

Some people are hilarious.

[CSL]

Kinda wanna beat the piss out of whoever wrote and commissioned that Mentos gum advert

[Inadequacy]

I enjoyed it

[Jannettyzilla]

Watching the final quarter of the ISU/Nebraska replay before I can pay attention to RAW. Thank you for the replay, FSN!

I see Show/Taker is on, is it safe to assume Jericho/Cena?

[Fabien Barthez]

I think the irish whip into the ringpost always looks terrible. Why do they even bother? It isn't so bad when its just a guy ramming his head into it... It's a bit more instant and looks far better.

[parkmania]

For over 20 years I've wanted to bomb the Mentos factory for stupid commercials.

[ClockShot]

The Boom Drop?

[RawRocks]

I think we need ESPN's Jonathan Coachman back for a night

[Italian $tallion]

1) Why don't the Walls of Jericho look as bad ass as they used to?
2) Why doesn't anyone ever tap to the Walls anymore?

[Ermaximus]

I'd even take Hermie at this point.

[ClockShot]

I think we need ESPN's Jonathan Coachman back for a night

Coach wouldn't come back.

[RGWhat316]

I guess Kyle will join Adamle and Piven in the botched named group.

[ClockShot]

Put the arm up at the last second, Jericho.

[Italian $tallion]

Kofi Johnson gets the win over Chris "Nobody Ever Taps Out Of The Walls Of" Jericho!

[RawRocks]

meanwhile.. Coffee Johnson won vs Chris Jericho

[RatedGSuperstar]

Pretty damn good match to open the show. More of that, please.

[Londoner]

I'm so sick of jericho losing. Happening too often.

[Ermaximus]

Didn't see that coming.

[RawRocks]

what the fuck was that

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, found a stream just in time to see a great finish. Here's to more for Kofi.

Wait, what?

[ClockShot]

GET 'EM RANDY! LET LOOSE THAT ANGER!

[CSL]

If it's Orton/Kofi on PPV, I may wet myself a bit

[RatedGSuperstar]

Crazy Orton's back!

[Londoner]

ORTON!

[RGWhat316]

Is crazy Orton back??

[Londoner]

Crazy Orton's back!

back? he never left

[Ermaximus]

If it's Orton/Kofi on PPV, I may wet myself a bit

Something tells me we'll get team Cena vs team Orton at SS.

[CSL]

Seriously, 'Joey Logano'. Dude even has a shit name

[Italian $tallion]

Sweet, tonight's episode of Monday Night Chafed will feature Randolph Horton, Kofi Johnson, Triple K, and the champ, John Prototypena!

[Londoner]

ah damnit, lost the stream to the nfl game

[Juan]

lol nascar driver heel turn

[RawRocks]

Seriously, 'Joey Logano'. Dude even has a shit name

Sliced Bread

[RatedGSuperstar]

back? he never left

They did a better job not watering down the character too much in the most recent title reign, but if he goes back to being the badass he was in January/February before he got steamrolled by Triple H, I'm going to get excited. I like the character better when he doesn't have the title, I guess.

[Londoner]

got it back, phew

[Juan]

let the "Kofi Johnston" meme begin

[Ermaximus]

Oh snap.

[ClockShot]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[Italian $tallion]

fuck is that, a Supra?

[Ermaximus]

I honestly would drive that car.

[Innovator]

Looked like Orton was gonna go down on himself

[CSL]

Orton's about to fuck that car. Or he's at least gonna lick it

[ClockShot]

What are the current odds we get a "who ran over John Cena" storyline?

[mike adamle]

"This is a little weird." Quote of the night.

[Ermaximus]

What are the current odds we get a "who ran over John Cena" storyline?

I can see that happening.

[Italian $tallion]

This just in: Orton eats cars asshole.

[Londoner]

I still feel weird about miz beating morrison, they need a rematch at some point.

[Ermaximus]

Santino is actually going to have a match? Wow.

[CSL]

Cannot fucking stand Melina or her face

[RawRocks]

Orton = Narcisstic

[RatedGSuperstar]

I think Spike Dudley could beat up Joey Logano. Dude can't weigh more than 120 pounds.

[Ermaximus]

I still feel weird about miz beating morrison, they need a rematch at some point.

Survivor Series. I'm sure it'll happen some way.

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino possibly getting involved in a storyline? What? Did someone kidnap the real writers?

[Afterlife]

"I'm the Miz, and I sexually harass my co-workers"

[Ermaximus]

FFS Radio djs are fugly as shit.

[CSL]

Sheamus VP. Awesome.

[Triple Naitch]

Sheamus is on Raw now?

[Ermaximus]

WTF? Sheamus is on Raw now? The hell?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Sheamus on Raw?? Awesome, albeit random.

[CSL]

Since when was he a free agent?

[Jannettyzilla]

Sheamus gets promoted? Not bad.

[ClockShot]

Sheamus?

Didn't they learn from the Highlanders?

[Triple Naitch]

How can you be a free agent after only being signed for 2 months? What kind of brand is Tiffany running? :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

So ECW is basically like a storage shed for talent now?

[Ermaximus]

Insert Hornswoggle here......

[RatedGSuperstar]

A tag team of Chavo and Jillian? What's their name, Los Jobbers?

[Italian $tallion]

is Goldust still doing anything?

[Italian $tallion]

Santino's a fucking thug, boi

[ClockShot]

Bigtime botch.

[Ermaximus]

Must she scream like that?

[CSL]

Oh look, Melina fucked up. Didn't see that coming

[CSL]

She must give some seriously great head considering she's still employed

[Italian $tallion]

I thought Chavo had feelings for Shortswoggle...

[Triple Naitch]

God I hope that's a cease and desist order.

[Triple Naitch]

Nailed it!

[CSL]

LOL he's gonna have been served

[CSL]

lollllll

[ClockShot]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Hornswoggle got pwned by DX.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pretty rebellious of DX right there.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I was hoping it would be a Best Wishes in Your Future Endeavors memo instead.

Pretty rebellious of DX right there.

Middle-aged men prank each other with lawsuits all the time.

[Ermaximus]

It's probably a work from Chavo, just so they can keep this story going.:shifty:

[Jannettyzilla]

I missed the finish, and caught Swogs getting served. :rofl:

[Londoner]

what happened with dx? i missed it

[erickman]

So ECW is basically like a storage shed for talent now?

thats what it always was, they did not even get a braging rights run in.

[Italian $tallion]

Swog looked genuinely upset...

[Ermaximus]

what happened with dx? i missed it

Swoggle supposedly got served by DX.

[Innovator]

7 time champion, jesus he'll beat Flair by June

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Londoner]

Swoggle supposedly got served by DX.

but how?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Cena 10 PM Rule. Ugh.

Wait....IT'S A NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Londoner]

'epic victory' lolz

[Italian $tallion]

Anyone notice Batista's nose ring also?

[Ermaximus]

7 time champion, jesus he'll beat Flair by June

Nope. Nobody will beat Flair's record till HHH does.

[Ermaximus]

but how?
A suit showed up with a green envelope and gave it to him and walked off while he was celebrating in the ring with Melina and Santino.

[CSL]

He'd better not start acting goofy

[Jannettyzilla]

but how?

Legally.

A cease and desist order that he can't wear their gear.

[ClockShot]

He did it for The Rock............

[DaveBrawl]

Kofi Johnson, yet another Johnson that Shrub can't beat.

[Ermaximus]

He did it for The Rock............

"Ahhh shut your mouth you thong wearing fatty!":y:

[Italian $tallion]

CENA SAYS ENOUGH!

[Londoner]

CENA SAYS ENOUGH!

We've been saying that about him for the last few years.

[RawRocks]

Baby Oil Boys Club .. now thats funny

[Italian $tallion]

We've been saying that about him for the last few years.

Ironic isn't it?

[ClockShot]

We ever give these guys a proper team name yet?

[Jannettyzilla]

I know their push is dying, but I keep holding out hopr for MVP and Henry to get something going.

[RawRocks]

We ever give these guys a proper team name yet?

Cherry Chocolate Chip

[Ermaximus]

The Worlds MVP's?

[Italian $tallion]

Cherry Chocolate Chip

Pfft good enough.

[Londoner]

I know their push is dying, but I keep holding out hopr for MVP and Henry to get something going.

I think they'll win the tag titles soon.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I love Yoshi Tatsu's 1980's Nintendo music, but he's the ECW #1 contender? Seriously? Christian's not losing that belt until WrestleMania at this rate.

[mike adamle]

That was pretty awkward watching them watch this match.

[Ermaximus]

I love Yoshi Tatsu's 1980's Nintendo music, but he's the ECW #1 contender? Seriously? Christian's not losing that belt until WrestleMania at this rate.
I see him moving to Smackdown by WM.

[RatedGSuperstar]

I see him moving to Smackdown by WM.

I keep holding out hope that he'll get "traded" before the next lottery, but he needs to lose the belt to do so. Unless they re-ignite the Regal feud I don't see it happening too soon.

[Jannettyzilla]

I think they'll win the tag titles soon.I would think that, but I have a feeling DX is gonna get a pity run soon. When's the last time Trips has gone this long without a belt?

[ClockShot]

Halftime. Eagles 27 - Redskins 10.

[Ermaximus]

I keep holding out hope that he'll get "traded" before the next lottery, but he needs to lose the belt to do so. Unless they re-ignite the Regal feud I don't see it happening too soon.

I see Benjamin getting it before Mania. Him or Ryder.

[CSL]

I would think that, but I have a feeling DX is gonna get a pity run soon. When's the last time Trips has gone this long without a belt?

He only dropped it in April. Not long at all really

[Jannettyzilla]

Nice. :D

[Ermaximus]

Shit's going down.

[Jannettyzilla]

He only dropped it in April. Not long at all really

In human time, yes, but for Trips that's like dog years.

[ClockShot]

Failure....................is not an option.

[Jannettyzilla]

End of Orton and Legacy?

[Londoner]

In human time, yes, but for Trips that's like dog years.

lol, basically what i was gonna say.

[Ermaximus]

They gonna turn Dibiase now maybe?

[Londoner]

Wait, orton has no rematch clause?

[Londoner]

there we go.

i fucking hate this rule.

[Londoner]

kofi the real all american american

[Jannettyzilla]

Whoa, Big Kofi....crushin' a car!

[Londoner]

lol i'm not used to kofi's accent

[CSL]

LOVE that they are doing something with Kofi

[Triple Naitch]

OH SNAP!

[Jannettyzilla]

This is awesome. Go Kofi!

[Londoner]

loving this though

[Triple Naitch]

LOVE that they are doing something with Kofi

I'm really liking this new Kofi.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Damn, Kofi became a fucking hardass apparently.

[Ermaximus]

Woah. This Kofi/Orton program shows great promise.

[ClockShot]

Nickelodeon just popped into mind.

[Londoner]

Damn, Kofi became a fucking hardass apparently.

Much easier to push him with this sort of character.

[RatedGSuperstar]

BOOM BOOM BOOM MUTHAFUCKA!

[James Steele]

Wow, that was an awesome segment with Kofi. He has a more natural charisma than Cena.

[RawRocks]

i like what i see

[screech]

That was a phenomenal segment.

[Ermaximus]

So is this going to be Kofi's push to the next level if he goes over Orton?

[Jannettyzilla]

We were thisclose to Kofi slipping in the paint and ruining his entire career there.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Watching Kofi here, I can't help but wonder why the fuck they ever thought the Jamaican thing was a good idea.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I don't know what it is, but I swear Kofi swinging whatever that was at the car and screaming "I've got you Randy" over and over again made Kofi badass.

[Londoner]

We were thisclose to Kofi slipping in the paint and ruining his entire career there.

Yup, i was just hoping that kofi didn't slip,lol. when he almost did i was like 'OH SHIT'

[Ermaximus]

I don't know what it is, but I swear Kofi swinging whatever that was at the car and screaming "I've got you Randy" over and over again made Kofi badass.

Looked like a crowbar.

[Robodiv]

Nice wee segment there with Kofi. Near paint slip was brilliant.

[Jannettyzilla]

Really though, great, great segment. NOW DON'T SCREW IT UP!

[Londoner]

That kinda segment was more like the attiude era stuff, this is how you fucking book a feud.

[The Gold Standard]

That was the greatest Raw segment in a long time.

Making Kofi a force