ECW Captions for 10/27/09

[Xero]

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[Xero]

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Regal: WHO... LET... X PAC... IN... HERE!?!?

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SVR10's new Royal Rumble mode is AWESOME!

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Christian: I'm so pointing at that douche.
*Points*
Christian: Yeah... :cool:

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Robinson: Now shake hands and play nice.
Christian: FINE....

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Kozlov: Oh shit, is that....
Zeke: OH GOD A BEE! KILL IT! *STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP*

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Regal: ...They're right, this title does look like a piece of shit.

[Haze]

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William Regal demonstrates for Tiffany how he would gently tease her nipples.

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Christian: Isn't that Xero?

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Even in a tough situation, Christian still has it in him to give a good ol' thumbs up.

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William Regal contemplates his career as he stares deep into the ECW Title Belt.

[Ermaximus]

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Abraham Washington: "My fellow brothers and sisters of the congregation, can I get an Amen!!!!"

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Regal: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I REFUSE TO WATCH ANOTHER JOHN CENA VS RANDY ORTON MATCH!"

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Christian: "Yeah, I totally hit that last night. Oh God, how drunk was I?"

[The Ravishing One]

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Ezekiel Jackson go the wrong idea when Regal asked him to "come out with me"

[The Ravishing One]

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Charles Robinson checks wrestlers armpits now before matches.

[Xero]

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It was announced the Brah World Order would officially form next week, when Dog The Bounty Hunter debuts.

[jerichoholicninja]

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Yes I would shag that tart.

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Zeke thinking to himself: This is one hell of a sneeze.

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Yes, my hair is bloody awesome.

[Cool King]

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*Insert Obama Joke Here*

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Regal: WAKA! WAKA! WAKA!

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So sure that he's dead, Kozlov & Jackson rush to Christian's body to take it away, but get a nasty surprise when he moves.

[Nicky Fives]

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Sheamus: That's strange, you are only black when you are wrestling me....
Shelton: :wtf:

[Sixx]

Hahaha at the last one.

[Swiss Ultimate]

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I...WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!

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[Lock Jaw]

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Furthermore, my client Sean O'Haire never slept with that woman! He was UP ALL NIGHT......... in his cage.

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Does Regal need to go over there and break another arm?

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Regal: Yeah. Right. Like the guy in the $4000 suit is going to curtain jerk. COME ON!!

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WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA

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Regal's new Mad Maestro gimmick was a success.

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Sheamus demonstrates his impressive Force powers.

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Kozlov: Nyet! Ahmed Kingston got loose!

[loopydate]

YAY! Captions are back!

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"Y'all are gonna photoshop a basketball on my finger so I look blacker, right?"

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"Good God, Ezekiel, why do you keep playing such terrible cards? You're entirely missing the point of strip poker!"

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William Regal re-enacts a scene from this weekend's big new release "This Is It."

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WWE was getting desperate. They'll try anything for a share point. But Extreme Giant Othello wasn't going to do it.

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SHEAMUS: Keep 'em closed!

SHELTON: But...

SHEAMUS: No! There's still eleven minutes left in the Cena/Orton Iron Man Match tune-up. I'll tell you when it's safe!

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No one would soon forget the night Sheamus speared Shelton mid-moonsault.

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"Ha! Thanks to my new snare trap, those Lucky Charms are as good as mine!"

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He had been told that his ring-apron handstands were going to get him in trouble, but did he listen? Noooooo.

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"Y'all are gonna photoshop a basketball on my finger so I look blacker, right? Right? Guys? ...fine. But people don't spin hockey pucks on their fingers."

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YOSHI: Say, Christian-san. Before the match, I met an old friend of yours.

XIAN: Yeah? Who?

YOSHI: Liono.

XIAN: The guy from Thundercats?

YOSHI: No, not "Lion-o." "Lino."

XIAN: Lino, I don-- RHYNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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"Hold it... I've almost got it... Just don't move your face..." THWACK!
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"If I just use my thumb to cover up her face, she's... almost doable."

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"It's like you're here in the room!"

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"Iiiii been stompin' on the saaaaaame arm! Aaaaaaall the live long daaaaay!"

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"What the bloody hell is M)3?"

[loopydate]

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Regal: Yeah. Right. Like the guy in the $4000 suit is going to curtain jerk. COME ON!!


:rofl: Brilliant! It's an illusion, Michael.

[James Diesel]

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Abe: It's time for a change!!!
Tony: AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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"I fucked her, fucked her, fucked her, blew him, fucked her, and got scabies from her...... sigh"

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Regal: "This is what I'm doing with my career now?......:( I guess it beats pretending to be a lumberjack :nono:"

[jerichoholicninja]

:rofl: Brilliant! It's an illusion, Michael.

We need more Arrested Development references.

[Ermaximus]

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Regal: "This is what I'm doing with my career now?......:( I guess it beats pretending to be a lumberjack :nono:"

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Kozlov: I do not love E C double like I love Double Double E.

[GD]

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The referee looks in disbelief as Sheamus performs a piledriver on Shelton Benjamin without touching him.

[GD]

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Yoshi: I cum in peace.

Christian: Okay...:wtf:

[Halbowsky]

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Abe: "For the last time: I am not Barack Obama and I am not The Rock!"

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Christian: "No, but he played Barack once on TV"

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Ezekiel: "...wow, how'd your tongue fall out?"

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The Hurricane's new titan tron video didn't go over so well

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Sheamus: "You poor homeless man! You're safe now from those...those, fiends!"

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Byron Saxton: "This match being brought to you by Japanese Coffee!"
Josh: "Japanese...Coffee?"
Byron: "Yes, Japanese Coffee! Yoshi graciously advertising them on his ass!"
Vince on headset: "That's gold! Just as good as 'Jamaican me crazy!'"
Josh: :wtf:

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Robinson: "PLEASE STOP GUYS! ::sniff, sob:: WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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Kozlov: I think he had enough.

Jackson: :mad: This is what you get for calling me Ahmed Johnson!!!!

[GD]

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Kozlov: Teach him a lesson in humility.
Jackson: Nigga gonna stomp yo to death Mother fucka!

[FourFifty]

I'm sure a lot of you won't get this.....


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"And who is in that cage up there?"



Vintage captions.

[Xero]

Will put SD and SuperStars up in a bit, sorry for the delay.

[parkmania]

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Abraham Washington cements his heel status by playing "Point to a douche" with God.