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jaycool2k
10-28-2009, 06:20 PM
Interesting read... Good ole Jake! :wtf:

"Something to say and get all of you to re-think how wonderful and exciting the opportunities must be for Jake "the snake" Roberts, and others, who have gained a status of star notoriety.

As hard as it may seem, its not as glorious as you might think. Yes, I know, one must take the good with the bad. Let me just say, I've always loved the wrestling, the fans, even the "smart" marks (because they are the easiest) the hecklers, not the stalkers, and believe it or not, those who claim not to be fans. Yet in the end, they kill that themselves, by recognizing you, talking to you about your matches, and even saying they don't watch that phoney crap, but hey, their kids sure would like an autograph.

Truth is, that is where the blessings end, because the rest of it has nothing to do with love, art, or respect. The issue that sucks about this business, is having to deal with so-called wanna be promoters. And the rest who I based the poem "Thieves of Dreams" on. What happens is simple. Once you become a high profile "product" every con, book company, toy company, sewer company, and even football players will rape and steal from something you've worked your whole life on. Don't get me wrong, I know a promotion puts you on television to help make you that star. But Christ, talent does have something to do with it.

Bottom line, a fair days work should receive a fair days pay. And it has been my mistake in the past not to value my sel-worth. That is my own fault.

But the ones that really bite my butt are the slick, greasy, gritty, silver tongued bottom feeders that seem to find me wherever I go, and I'm really sure find others as well. They will go to extremes to con you in, rip you off, and use your name to steal from others. Such as investors, or other talent, and most of all,you, the public. No I'm not talking about wrestling promoters that false advertise you, these are much bigger fish. In the past I've cringed, thrown up, and screamed in disgust, in private. Almost too ashamed to admit that I've bitten and swallowed that hook, again.

Here's something else I want to do for all those that read what I have to say. Be aware, don't believe anything you hear, and only one-half of what you see. Sad to say, but if it seems like a good deal, RUN. At least, in my experience, here is an example.

I received an offer included is a script for a movie, a contract, many conversations back and forth, and promises of more to come. I was courted at a very intense level for my participation in this, and future, projects. As the day got closer for the project to begin, they even sought my advice on characters in the film. More than glad to help. I even got confirmation of airline tickets. Not only for myself, but for my business manager. Was even told the location they had contracted was being difficult (OVW in Louisville, KY) and wanted alternatives for the next project, and even tried to steal my business manager to help with those projects. At this point, kind of wonder if OVW was even involved. Do know for a fact that another talent was left in the same ship sailing to no-where, my friend Al Snow. As the day approached, one phone number no longer worked, the other one simply not answered. Panic time, I didn't want to admit it, but my damned business manager smelled the rat, chased the rat, and wound up with nothing even close to cheese. Flight had been cancelled, no form of communication answered, so yes, I got bit. And they call me a damned snake? In closing, out of my sincere love for my fellow talent and for the fan and even investors, if you see these phone numbers and addresses and names that I'm about to lay out, please understand, I'm not asking you to call them, that would be rude, and the last thing I'd want to do is make them uncomfortable, or annoyed.....even they deserve peace, and they'll only get it when they're dead.

Thanks for all.

Shawn Cain Rabbit Hole Production phone 360-632-9790 OR 360-632-9290 both listed, but....
350 Burlington Blvd no town offered
also...Shawn Cain Films aka Down the Rabbit Whole Films 887 Illahee Dr. Oak Harbor WA 98277 OR Wa 98233, who the hell knows... email callmecain@hotmail.com

Another real prince of the world.
JWhite (real name unknown works in Atlanta as a promoter we think..) email jwhite@hotmail.com
ph number 678-489-2786 and 404-409-5406

P.S. Suggest colon cleansing for the above people because they are full of it. This is not a warning, this is a promise. Should you choose to advertise my name at an event which I am not involved in, know this. I will simply call the local authorities and have you prosecuted for fraud. And the great thing is, it won't cost me a nickel, but it will damned sure cost you, AND stop you. I know I can't be all places at once, but myspacers are, my fans, my friends, so please if you see me advertised for anything, please just ask US. If you are the first to report, you will be rewarded, should it be a false booking.

Jake"

Swiss Ultimate
10-28-2009, 06:25 PM
The man smells like vomit and looks like shit, but he still has the gift of gab...at least on a keyboard.

Sixx
10-28-2009, 06:36 PM
Did you smell him?

Swiss Ultimate
10-28-2009, 06:38 PM
At a Full Impact Pro show, he reeked of alcohol and vomit.

Xpac was at that show too...good show over-all.

EDIT: He also used his WWE music and actually got announced as Xpac.

Xero
10-28-2009, 06:41 PM
I'm not asking you to call them, that would be rude, and the last thing I'd want to do is make them uncomfortable, or annoyed....

lol

Sixx
10-28-2009, 06:43 PM
http://wrestlinggonewrong.com/video/jakeroberts_how_drunk.html

Check this out, fantastic.

FourFifty
10-28-2009, 07:37 PM
Was I the only one expecting his statement to look more like this?

"SOMETHIN 2 SAY AN GIT ALL OV U 2 RE-FINKZ HOW WANDERBL AN EXCITIN TEH OPPORTUNITIEZ MUST BE 4 JAEK "TEH SNAEK" ROBERTS, AN OTHERS, HOO HAS GAIND STATUS OV STAR NOTORIETY.

AS HARD AS IT CUD SEEM, ITZ NOT AS GLORIOUS AS U MITE FINKZ. YEZ, I KNOE, WAN MUST TAEK TEH GUD WIF TEH BAD. LET ME JUS SAY, I HAS ALWAYS LOVD TEH WRESTLIN, TEH FANZ, EVEN TEH "SMART" MARKZ (CUZ THEY R TEH EASIEST) TEH HECKLERS, NOT TEH STALKERS, AN BLEEV IT OR NOT, DOSE HOO CLAIM NOT 2 BE FANZ. YET IN DA END, THEY KILL DAT THEMSELVEZ, BY RECOGNIZIN U, TALKIN 2 U BOUT UR MATCHEZ, AN EVEN SAYIN THEY DOAN WATCH DAT FONEY CRAP, BUT HAY, THEIR KIDZ SURE WUD LIEK AN AUTOGRAF.

TRUTH IZ, DAT IZ WER TEH BLESINGS END, CUZ TEH REST OV IT HAS NOTHIN 2 DO WIF LUV, ART, OR RESPECT. TEH ISSUE DAT SUCKZ BOUT DIS BUSINES, IZ HAVIN 2 DEAL WIF SO-CALLD WANNA BE PROMOTERS. AN TEH REST HOO I BASD TEH POEM "THIEVEZ OV DREAMS" ON. WUT HAPPENS IZ SIMPLE. ONCE U BECOME HIGH PROFILE "PRODUCT" EVRY CON, BOOK COMPANY, TOY COMPANY, SEWR COMPANY, AN EVEN FOOTBALL PLAYERS WILL RAPE AN STEEL FRUM SOMETHIN UVE WERKD UR WHOLE LIFE ON. DOAN GIT ME WRONG, I KNOE PROMOSHUN PUTS U ON TELEVISHUN 2 HALP MAK U DAT STAR. BUT CHRIST, TALENT DOEZ HAS SOMETHIN 2 DO WIF IT.

BOTTOM LINE, FAIR DAIS WERK SHUD RECEIV FAIR DAIS PAI. AN IT HAS BEEN MAH MISTAEK IN DA PAST NOT 2 VALUE MAH SEL-WORTH. DAT IZ MAH OWN FAULT.

BUT TEH ONEZ DAT RLY BITE MAH BUTT R TEH SLICK, GREASY, GRITTY, SILVR TONGUD BOTTOM FEEDERS DAT SEEM 2 FIND ME WHEREVR I GO, AN IM RLY SURE FIND OTHERS AS WELL. THEY WILL GO 2 EXTREMEZ 2 CON U IN, RIP U OFF, AN USE UR NAYM 2 STEEL FRUM OTHERS. SUCH AS INVESTORS, OR OTHR TALENT, AN MOST OV ALL,U, TEH PUBLIC. NO IM NOT TALKIN BOUT WRESTLIN PROMOTERS DAT FALSE ADVERTIZE U, THEES R MUTCH BIGGR FISH. IN DA PAST I HAS CRINGD, THROWN UP, AN SCREAMD IN DISGUST, IN PRIVATE. ALMOST 2 ASHAMD 2 ADMIT DAT I HAS BITTEN AN SWALLOWD DAT HOOK, AGAIN.

HEERS SOMETHIN ELSE I WANTS 2 DO 4 ALL DOSE DAT READ WUT I HAS 2 SAY. BE AWARE, DOAN BLEEV ANYTHIN U HEAR, AN ONLY WAN-HALF OV WUT U C. SAD 2 SAY, BUT IF IT SEEMS LIEK GUD DEAL, RUN. AT LEAST, IN MAH EXPERIENCE, HER IZ AN EXAMPLE.

I RECEIVD AN OFFR INCLUDD IZ SCRIPT 4 MOVIE, CONTRACT, LOTZ DA CONVERSASHUNS BAK AN FORTH, AN PROMISEZ OV MOAR 2 COME. I WUZ COURTD AT VRY INTENSE LEVEL 4 MAH PARTICIPASHUN IN DIS, AN FUCHUR, PROJECTS. AS TEH DAI GOT CLOSR 4 DA PROJECT 2 BEGIN, THEY EVEN SOUGHT MAH ADVICE ON CHARACTERS IN DA FILM. MOAR THAN GLAD 2 HALP. I EVEN GOT CONFIRMASHUN OV AIRLINE TICKETS. NOT ONLY 4 MYSELF, BUT 4 MAH BUSINES MANAGR. WUZ EVEN TOLD TEH LOCASHUN THEY HAD CONTRACTD WUZ BEAN DIFFICULT (OVW IN LOUISVILLE, KY) AN WANTD ALTERNATIVEZ 4 DA NEXT PROJECT, AN EVEN TRID 2 STEEL MAH BUSINES MANAGR 2 HALP WIF DOSE PROJECTS. AT DIS POINT, KIND OV WONDR IF OVW WUZ EVEN INVOLVD. DO KNOE 4 FACT DAT ANOTHR TALENT WUZ LEFT IN DA SAME SHIP SAILIN 2 NO-WER, MAH FREND AL SNOW. AS TEH DAI APPROACHD, WAN FONE NUMBR NO LONGR WERKD, TEH OTHR WAN SIMPLY NOT ANZWERD. PANIC TIEM, I DIDNT WANTS 2 ADMIT IT, BUT MAH DAMND BUSINES MANAGR SMELLD TEH RAT, CHASD TEH RAT, AN WOUND UP WIF NOTHIN EVEN CLOSE 2 CHEEZ. FLIGHT HAD BEEN CANCELLD, NO FORM OV COMMUNICASHUN ANZWERD, SO YEZ, I GOT BIT. AN THEY CALL ME DAMND SNAEK? IN CLOSIN, OUT OV MAH SINCERE LUV 4 MAH FELLOW TALENT AN 4 DA FAN AN EVEN INVESTORS, IF U C THEES FONE NUMBERS AN ADDRESEZ AN NAMEZ DAT IM BOUT 2 LAY OUT, PLZ UNDERSTAND, IM NOT ASKIN U 2 CALL THEM, DAT WUD BE RUDE, AN TEH LAST TING ID WANTS 2 DO IZ MAK THEM UNCOMFORTABLE, OR ANNOYD.....EVEN THEY DESERVE PEACE, AN THEYLL ONLY GIT IT WHEN THEYRE DED.

THX 4 ALL.

SHAWN CAIN RABBIT HOLE PRODUCSHUN FONE 360-632-9790 OR 360-632-9290 BOTH LISTD, BUT....
350 BURLINGTON BLVD NO TOWN OFFERD
ALSO...SHAWN CAIN FILMS AKA DOWN TEH RABBIT WHOLE FILMS 887 ILLAHEE DOCTA. OAK HARBOR WA 98277 OR WA 98233, HOO TEH HELL KNOWS... EMAIL CALLMECAIN@HOTMAIL.COM

ANOTHR REAL PRINCE OV TEH WURLD.
JWHITE (REAL NAYM UNKNOWN WERKZ IN ATLANTA AS PROMOTR WE FINKZ..) EMAIL JWHITE@HOTMAIL.COM
F NUMBR 678-489-2786 AN 404-409-5406

P.S. SUGGEST COLON CLEANZIN 4 DA ABOOV PEEPS CUZ THEY R FULL OV IT. DIS AR TEH NOT WARNIN, DIS AR TEH PROMIZE. SHUD U CHOOSE 2 ADVERTIZE MAH NAYM AT AN EVENT WHICH I R NOT INVOLVD IN, KNOE DIS. IM GONNA SIMPLY CALL TEH LOCAL AUTHORITIEZ AN HAS U PROSECUTD 4 FRAUD. AN TEH GREAT TING IZ, IT WONT COST ME NICKEL, BUT IT WILL DAMND SURE COST U, AN STOP U. I KNOE I CANT BE ALL PLACEZ AT ONCE, BUT MYSPACERS R, MAH FANZ, MAH FRENZ, SO PLZ IF U C ME ADVERTISD 4 ANYTHIN, PLZ JUS ASK US. IF U R TEH FURST 2 REPORT, U WILL BE REWARDD, SHUD IT BE FALSE BOOKIN.

JAEK"

HBPunk
10-28-2009, 08:02 PM
indeed you were

HBPunk
10-28-2009, 08:02 PM
also ur photo scares the shit outta me

Xero
10-28-2009, 08:16 PM
lol. "Jaek"

ron the dial
10-28-2009, 08:33 PM
i love jake the snake :(

Sixx
10-28-2009, 08:43 PM
I expected his statement to be more something like this.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1015/1383194351_3dbf950014.jpg?v=0

Ol Dirty Dastard
10-29-2009, 11:11 AM
I feel like he's a nice guy, he's just fucked up to all hell. How in the fuck is he still alive?

Xero
10-29-2009, 11:15 AM
Steroids, obviously.

parkmania
10-31-2009, 12:11 PM
I feel like he's a nice guy, he's just fucked up to all hell. How in the fuck is he still alive?

He, Keith Richards and Dick Clark journeyed into the backwoods of Florida and discovered the Fountain of Youth.

THEY WILL NEVER DIE!

Vastardikai
10-31-2009, 01:43 PM
He, Keith Richards, and Lemmy of Motorhead have done so much dope that they are literally pickled.

Sixx
10-31-2009, 02:01 PM
Lemmy was never that much into drugs.

He pickled himself with booze.

Nikki Sixx, on the other hand used heroine for that.

Vastardikai
10-31-2009, 02:02 PM
Lemmy is a speed freak.

Sixx
10-31-2009, 02:04 PM
You serious?

I've never heard about that.

Skippord
11-01-2009, 04:41 AM
it's why he was kicked out of Hawkwind

Vastardikai
11-02-2009, 02:29 PM
Hell, the name "Motorhead" was a reference to being addicted to Speed.