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Dorkchop
10-31-2009, 08:36 PM
Whether they were just really lame or
Ivory:
http://www.lethalwow.com/images5/wwe-divas-undressed/wwe_divas_undressed_ivory_12.jpg
When I see that, the first thing I think of is the word ivory
Most WWE diva names because all they get are first names like Torrie, Victoria, Layla.
There's another one, similar to Ivory, that was the reason for this thread, but I'm drawing a blank.
Dorkchop
10-31-2009, 08:37 PM
Nicknames count too
Dorkchop
10-31-2009, 08:37 PM
Samoan submission machine.
Doesn't he only use one submission?
Jannettyzilla
10-31-2009, 08:38 PM
The man's a legend, but whoever thought Koko B. Ware was a good idea should be destroyed.
Theo Dious
10-31-2009, 08:38 PM
Most WWE diva names because all they get are first names like Torrie, Victoria, Layla.
There's another one, similar to Ivory, that was the reason for this thread, but I'm drawing a blank.
...you're stoned, aren't you?
Jannettyzilla
10-31-2009, 08:39 PM
I will also say, Ivory's a lot hotter than I remember her being. :naughty:
Heh, Nature Boy.
I don't think that tan and hair colour are too natural.
Nicky Fives
10-31-2009, 08:56 PM
Akeem The African Dream
Molly Holly.
Basically everything that rhymes.
The MAC
10-31-2009, 09:28 PM
montel vontavious porter
a-train
shockmaster
Droford
10-31-2009, 10:04 PM
Duke Droese - no one would remember that without the addition of "the Dumpster" and the lame accompanying gimmick.
I for one always thought Brutus Beefcake was stupid too. Even worse with "The Barber" slapped in the middle.
Bad Guy
10-31-2009, 10:29 PM
damnit somebody beat me to it Duke the dumpster drose
Chavo Classic
10-31-2009, 10:37 PM
Hunter Hurst Helmsley
Droford
10-31-2009, 10:39 PM
La Parka
he's A Heavy Hooded Jacket..
I always wanted a female wrestler named Ann Orak
Jannettyzilla
10-31-2009, 10:48 PM
X-Pac needs mentioned, too.
La Parka
he's A Heavy Hooded Jacket..
I always wanted a female wrestler named Ann Orak
actually, in some parts of Mexico, parka can also mean skeleton or death/grim reaper.
El Fangel
10-31-2009, 11:03 PM
Kelly Kelly
Adam Bomb
Grand Master Sexay
John Cena
Paul Bearer
Storer50
10-31-2009, 11:16 PM
Paul Bearer is a much better name than Percy Pringle
Lock Jaw
10-31-2009, 11:20 PM
The Big Show
Droford
10-31-2009, 11:41 PM
Sparky Plugg which was just slightly worse than Thurman "sparky" Plugg.
Emperor Smeat
11-01-2009, 12:12 AM
Big Dick Johnson which ends up just being a fat greased up guy in a banana hammock who dances around.
Stealth-Icon
11-01-2009, 12:15 AM
R-Truth
Would it have been okay if it were a naked Val Venis rePACKAGEd?
Stealth-Icon
11-01-2009, 12:18 AM
Chyna
Asya
Stealth-Icon
11-01-2009, 12:25 AM
Mankind
Terra Ryzin AkA triple H
Kwee Wee
Hugh G. Rection
Vince Russo I swear to God.....:nono:
Jannettyzilla
11-01-2009, 12:56 AM
Oh shit, that just reminded me of GI Bro. Winner there.
Droford
11-01-2009, 01:15 AM
P.N. News
Firebreaker Chip
Chaz
Beaver Cleavage
Meat
Emperor Smeat
11-01-2009, 01:16 AM
Would it have been okay if it were a naked Val Venis rePACKAGEd?
No but neither was the idea to have a "superstar" named Big Dick Johnson either especially in a WWE PG era.
Vastardikai
11-01-2009, 01:28 AM
Isaac Yankem, DDS
Aldo Montoya
Rad Radford (RIP Louie)
T.L. Hopper
Rasta the Voodoo Mon
Handsome Stranger (fuck Flugg Faggswell)
Salvatore Sincere
Jean Pierre Lafitte (sp?)
Flyboy Rocco (WWF's name for the late Rocco Rock)
Vastardikai
11-01-2009, 01:38 AM
The Ding Dongs
TLHOPPER
11-01-2009, 02:41 AM
The Zodiac
The Booty Man
Skippord
11-01-2009, 03:12 AM
Rasta the Voodoo Mon
best name ever
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-01-2009, 03:32 AM
The Spam Man (Though he never debuted)
Afterlife
11-01-2009, 03:41 AM
So, this is another case of "I'm ignoring the actual topic and listing wrestlers I didn't like".
Mr. Nerfect
11-01-2009, 05:22 AM
Some of the names listed here are actually really cool, in my opinion. Mankind, for example, is brilliant, for what the character was meant to be.
For some reason, the name Brutus Magnus just sounds ridiculous to me. Change the Brutus to his real name, "Nick." Nick Magnus is a guy I could get behind.
And the General Manager of ECW being called "Tiffany" really irks me, too. Just give her a fucking last name. Tiffany Terrell, done. I'll also be honest, Christian being called just plain "Christian" didn't sit well with me when I first started watching. Basically first names without last names bother me, if the first name is not something really unique or epic. Maria and even Sheamus fall into this category for me.
Mr. Nerfect
11-01-2009, 05:23 AM
Also, Ivory is fucking hot.
Skippord
11-01-2009, 06:31 AM
I did like Christian Cage more than just Christian
Rammsteinmad
11-01-2009, 07:01 AM
I will also say, Ivory's a lot hotter than I remember her being. :naughty:
Stealth-Icon
11-01-2009, 07:08 AM
David Arquette
The Jayman
11-01-2009, 02:05 PM
The Kat
Dorkchop
11-01-2009, 07:12 PM
Some of the names listed here are actually really cool, in my opinion. Mankind, for example, is brilliant, for what the character was meant to be.
For some reason, the name Brutus Magnus just sounds ridiculous to me. Change the Brutus to his real name, "Nick." Nick Magnus is a guy I could get behind.
And the General Manager of ECW being called "Tiffany" really irks me, too. Just give her a fucking last name. Tiffany Terrell, done. I'll also be honest, Christian being called just plain "Christian" didn't sit well with me when I first started watching. Basically first names without last names bother me, if the first name is not something really unique or epic. Maria and even Sheamus fall into this category for me.
It seemed to fit well when he debuted and was with the Brood though. When he went back to Christian Cage it was weird hearing a last name, but it works. It'd be like Kane being called Kane McGillicutty now (I know Christian was Christian Cage before WWE).
Tiffany is a stupid name like every other Diva that just gets one boring normal first name.
XCaliber
11-01-2009, 08:52 PM
Justin Credible /endthread
4 knuckles up
11-01-2009, 09:00 PM
Dolph Ziggler.
Stealth-Icon
11-01-2009, 09:14 PM
Justin Credible /endthread
:wtf:
A personal favorite of mine
Tazz and Rhyno are pretty stupid just because they're evolutions of names with a one letter difference.
Cool King
11-01-2009, 09:28 PM
Hornswoggle. Yeah, I know the meaning of the name fits the character, but still, it's a stupid name.
Phenomenal 1
11-01-2009, 09:47 PM
Dangerous Dan Spivey as Waylen Mercy
Damien Demento
Papa Shango
Faarooq Asaad (remember the helmet and gladiator attire)
The Yhetti
El Gigante
The Booty Man
The Taskmaster
Rhythm n Blues (particularly Greg "The Hammer" Valentine)
The York Foundation (Terri Runnels)
The Red Rooster
The Blue Blazer
Kwang
The Super Invader
Phantasio
Mordecai
Avatar
Aldo Montoya (he was cool with a jock strap before jock straps were cool)
Jannettyzilla
11-01-2009, 09:49 PM
Oh shit I just remembered, Saba Simba.
Championship.
TNA is a fucking stupid name for a promotion.
The Show Off
11-01-2009, 10:08 PM
Vince Russo I swear to God.....:nono:
Yeah Vince Russo is a pretty stupid name. :p
Phenomenal 1
11-01-2009, 11:51 PM
Oh shit I just remembered, Saba Simba.
Championship.
like its any better now than it was back then....observe...and point well taken
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
The Taskmaster
Xanta Claus
The Big Cat a.k.a. Mr. Hughes
Papa Shango
DJ Gabriel
Test
parkmania
11-02-2009, 04:10 PM
You want "Bad Wrestling Names"?
Johnny B. Badd
/thread
thedamndest
11-02-2009, 04:42 PM
Tyler Reks. I'm so fucking 2009. Watch me pump.
You want "Bad Wrestling Names"?
Johnny B. Badd
/thread
You forgot Bad News Brown.
The Ravishing One
11-02-2009, 07:22 PM
Also, Ivory is fucking hot.
:y:
The Ravishing One
11-02-2009, 07:25 PM
http://www.hoffco-inc.com/wwe/mgs/raw/cvrs/raw2000-05c.jpg
Godfather4Life
11-02-2009, 10:01 PM
The Goon
Arnold HamNegger
11-02-2009, 11:15 PM
Tugboat
Dorkchop
11-04-2009, 11:33 AM
Vance Archer
Stickman
11-05-2009, 01:33 AM
Edge
Team 3D
Boondock Saint
11-05-2009, 02:40 PM
KISS Demon
Kizarny
Godfather4Life
11-05-2009, 04:36 PM
Battle Kat
Really? There was a wrestler called Battle Kat?
Lock Jaw
11-05-2009, 06:23 PM
http://www.thephoenixpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Battle_Kat.jpg
Triple Naitch
11-05-2009, 06:42 PM
Mantaur
http://www.thephoenixpub.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Battle_Kat.jpg
How bout "Bad Wrestling Outfits" next?
Anybody Thrilla
11-08-2009, 04:51 AM
Big T (aka Ahmed Johnson)
Anybody Thrilla
11-08-2009, 04:51 AM
Imagine saying this out loud...
"The winner....and NEWWWWWWWWWW WCW CHAMPION......BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
K-Kwik and R-Truth.
The man's name is Ron Killings. How the fuck is that name not already perfect for a professional wrestler? FUCK!
TerranRich
11-08-2009, 11:50 AM
X-Pac
I mean seriously. Yuck.
Phenomenal 1
11-08-2009, 03:09 PM
X-Pac
I mean seriously. Yuck.
How about when he was called "Syxx" or "Syxx Pac" in WCW or during his first WWE run he was The Kid or the 1-2-3 kid. Then on the independent seen he was the Ligtning Kid.
Any incarnation of Sean Waltman in his career has been bleak, dismal, and mere shadow of what a wrestler could mean and could be marketed as.
I think he had a job the majority of the time because the boys in the back liked him when he got drunk and threw up on himself, see YouTube for reference on that one.
I don't see what this man's legacy is on the world of professional wrestling, except that he was good at getting drunk and doing coke, and being remembered as the guy that got a blowjob and fucked Chyna and decided to videotape it and then sell it as a porno.
Nice legacy in pro wrestling if you ask me!!
St. Jimmy
11-08-2009, 03:14 PM
Spanky.
ImpactPlayer365
11-08-2009, 07:11 PM
Beaver Cleavage.
IrishBulldozer
11-08-2009, 07:31 PM
I'm sure some of these are repeats.
Hugh Morris
The Taskmaster
Major Gunns
Salvatore Sincere
The Ding Dongs
The Road Dog
Max Mini
Sparky Plugg
Awesome Kong
Barbara Bush
Vastardikai
11-09-2009, 12:16 AM
How about when he was called "Syxx" or "Syxx Pac" in WCW or during his first WWE run he was The Kid or the 1-2-3 kid. Then on the independent seen he was the Ligtning Kid.
Any incarnation of Sean Waltman in his career has been bleak, dismal, and mere shadow of what a wrestler could mean and could be marketed as.
I think he had a job the majority of the time because the boys in the back liked him when he got drunk and threw up on himself, see YouTube for reference on that one.
I don't see what this man's legacy is on the world of professional wrestling, except that he was good at getting drunk and doing coke, and being remembered as the guy that got a blowjob and fucked Chyna and decided to videotape it and then sell it as a porno.
Nice legacy in pro wrestling if you ask me!!
Honestly, if Lightning Kid was making his debut today, the IWC would be cumming their pants. He was ahead of his time as far as his work went back in the day. Alot of the Apter Mag guys loved him when he only worked as a Junior. One of his all-time great feuds in Global was against Jerry Lynn.
If he was just a Jr. Heavyweight (aka Cruiserweight) and nothing else, he would be revered to this day. Instead, he insisted on facing big guys... :nono:
The Mackem
11-09-2009, 06:35 AM
'The Shark' - just lazy IMO
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 07:56 AM
Man Mountain Rock
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/M%20-%20N/ManMountainRock002.jpg
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 08:02 AM
The American Males: Marcus Bagwell and Scotty Riggs
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/americanmales/01.jpg
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 08:04 AM
Beaver Cleavage.
Hows about Kerwin White joining him for a tag team partner?
http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Commerciale/Humour/articolo/05beronzone09/parte1/perlaserie/kerwin.JPG
IrishBulldozer
11-09-2009, 08:19 AM
Man Mountain Rock
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x310/The_Ultimate_Wrestling_Gallery/M%20-%20N/ManMountainRock002.jpg
Name may be shit but I'd pay a nut for that guitar. It's flippin' sweet.
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 11:10 AM
wasn't even his first stint in wrestling...you may remember this figure as the Death Rocking, Goth wearing Tag Team partner of Cactus Jack in WCW otherwise known as Maxx Payne
Triple Naitch
11-09-2009, 12:17 PM
Stop showing your fucking sigs. Nobody thinks they're funny.
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 12:56 PM
the signature is there for a reason...if they didn't want you to use it....then why put it there....sorry if you don't like it :rofl:
Dorkchop
11-09-2009, 01:30 PM
the signature is there for a reason...if they didn't want you to use it....then why put it there....sorry if you don't like it :rofl:
There's an often unspoken rule on TPWW that you only show your signature when starting a topic. Sometimes people show it in regular posts, but it's usually related to the topic or whatever is being discussed.
Good call on Man Mountain Rock.
TerranRich
11-09-2009, 09:47 PM
the signature is there for a reason...if they didn't want you to use it....then why put it there....sorry if you don't like it :rofl:
Notice how the option is, by default, unchecked? Yeah, there's a reason for that.
Anyway, to be honest, Shark Boy belongs on this list. So does the Gobbledy Gooker. :D
Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 10:44 PM
Notice how the option is, by default, unchecked? Yeah, there's a reason for that.
Anyway, to be honest, Shark Boy belongs on this list. So does the Gobbledy Gooker. :D
sorry we can't all be as whitty and whimsical as you and the rest of SuperCena's chaingang....my bad bro....guess I can't see you!!!:mad:
TerranRich
11-11-2009, 01:01 AM
Um... what the fuck did you just say? Your rambling is about as coherent as an Ultimate Warrior promo.
Evolution
11-11-2009, 05:51 PM
Max Moon
The Ringmaster
Flex Kavana
Sexual Chocolate
IRS
The Dicks
Kizarny (should've stuck with Sin)
Cookie Monster Punk (true story)
Avatar
Godfather4Life
11-11-2009, 07:31 PM
thanks for the pic sixx
his short run in the World Wrestling Federation as Battle Kat. After his retirement, he became a referee for WCW during the late 1990s. After refereeing at a WCW event in Orlando, Florida, he died in a car accident.
Godfather4Life
11-11-2009, 07:36 PM
Sexton Hardcastle I mean really? WINNER thank you drive thru
Phenomenal 1
11-11-2009, 10:34 PM
Pogo the Clown from XPW and The Arist AKA Prince Iaukea from WCW
Phenomenal 1
11-11-2009, 10:39 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3273/2550502630_9c817fc2eb.jpg
and
http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/artist.jpg
Ermaximus
11-12-2009, 03:57 PM
Flash Funk was a shit name.
Swiss Ultimate
11-12-2009, 09:11 PM
Nick Magnus is a guy I could get behind.
*Rimshot*
Nark Order
11-12-2009, 11:14 PM
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/n/normansmiley/15.jpg
Nark Order
11-12-2009, 11:15 PM
Too bad Norman Smiley is his actual name :(
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