Generic Divas Are Generic

[TerranRich]

Watching RAW, something I don't normally do, I saw a wide shot of the Divas battle royal. You know what I saw? Generic Diva in pink. Generic Diva in yellow. Generic Diva's twin in yellow. Generic Diva in blue. Generic Diva in purple. Et cetera.

I don't know if it was just the very similar, shiny outfits they were wearing or what, but Divas have become very... generic and cookie-cutter lately. They're all the same. They all have the same, generic, glossy-eyed expression and the same, generic, empty-headed personality.

I mean, fucking christ, I didn't even KNOW Alicia Fox (Generic Diva in black) was even IN the fucking match until her hand was raised and I came out of my coma.

There may be some exceptions to this, but lately that's what I've been noticing. Just... bleh. I miss the days of Divas with some sort of personality that made it interesting to watch them. Diva wrestling has been watered down to the point where even *I* (who used to always find the merit in watching women wrestling) can't even be bothered to watch it anymore. :(

[Fignuts]

Been that way for years. There are one or two divas that standout, mainly for their wrestling ability, and the rest are interchangable.

[DrA]

Not chunky enough for you I am assuming.

[Hanso Amore]

Fag. If you watch that shit for personalities and not to just see hot bitches in small outfits, you need to reassess your life choices.

[thedamndest]

You really get much personality out of a battle royal, do you?

[The Jayman]

welcome to women's "wrestling"

[XCaliber]

Can't help to agree that they seemed to be more packaged alike but i'd say the Divas are more diverse than they've ever been which would explain why I root for more of them than I used too.

[Ermaximus]

I just love the fact that when Diva's have a battle royal, they can be eliminated by getting tossed over or thru the ropes, yet the guys have to go over the ropes. It makes me laugh.

[Fignuts]

Fag. If you watch that shit for personalities and not to just see hot bitches in small outfits, you need to reassess your life choices.

lol wtf is this shit?

Hate this stupid mentality. There are millions of hot bitches in small outfits(and no outfits) on the internet that I can see anytime I want.

I watch wrestling for the WRESTLING.

If a bitch can't wrestle, get her off my tv and onto bang bros. where she is useful to me.

[Ermaximus]

lol wtf is this shit?

Hate this stupid mentality. There are millions of hot bitches in small outfits(and no outfits) on the internet that I can see anytime I want.

I watch wrestling for the WRESTLING.

If a bitch can't wrestle, get her off my tv and onto bang bros. where she is useful to me.
That'd basically be every WWE Diva except Mickie and Beth Phoenix then, and even then, Mickie James has more or less been there done that.

[jerichoholicninja]

lol wtf is this shit?

Hate this stupid mentality. There are millions of hot bitches in small outfits(and no outfits) on the internet that I can see anytime I want.

I watch wrestling for the WRESTLING.

If a bitch can't wrestle, get her off my tv and onto bang bros. where she is useful to me.

I'd love to see Beth Phoenix on Bang Bros. She would finally give those guys whats coming to them. She would fuck them in the ass, kick them off the bus and then drive away as she throws her head back in laughter.

I think I came just typing that.

[TerranRich]

lol wtf is this shit?

Hate this stupid mentality. There are millions of hot bitches in small outfits(and no outfits) on the internet that I can see anytime I want.

I watch wrestling for the WRESTLING.

If a bitch can't wrestle, get her off my tv and onto bang bros. where she is useful to me.

Thank you, Fignuts. Said it before I could.

If I want porn or bikini models, I'll go through the proper channels. I watch wrestling for wrestling, even women's wrestling.

And I know a battle royal isn't a great match type for divas, but I was talking about the state of WWE women's wrestling in general, just using the battle royal as an example of how similar and boring they've become.

[Sixx]

Fag. If you watch that shit for personalities and not to just see hot bitches in small outfits, you need to reassess your life choices.

You watch that? So, which of them got cocks?