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Xero
11-09-2009, 07:11 PM
Suuup?

RAW Chat: http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

owenbrown
11-09-2009, 07:40 PM
spoilers?

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 07:46 PM
spoilers are up on the mainpage in the newsfeed couresty of the resident, lying ass douchebag AKA Ryan Clark...

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 07:47 PM
btw...xero....your sig absolutely rocks my sox off...fuckin khali and mysterio on dan akroyd's head from Ghostbusters.....priceless

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 07:48 PM
Rhunjin Singh is on the ground translating: The Great Khali says "Me so Horny....me love New York women long long time....!!!"

el bobbo
11-09-2009, 07:48 PM
I'm really looking forward to Raw tonight. Not because of the guest host, not because of the non-stop action-tainment, and not because of the on-going soap opera-esque storyline development.

I have been drinking since 4:00 Central time and am fucking bored.

Ermaximus
11-09-2009, 07:53 PM
I'll see you all next week. Not really interested this week for some reason.

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 07:55 PM
have to join you there Ermaximus....I'm sure Chavo and Swoggle will continue for the upteenth week in a row...sigh......waste of the Guerrero name and legacy....

el bobbo
11-09-2009, 08:05 PM
Damn. I didn't know it was taped this week. I haven't watched for the past 2 weeks and was looking forward to making fun of it on here. Seems like it won't be a 12-13 page thread tonight.

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 08:10 PM
Here is summarizing tonight's raw in one picture:

http://static.dailymotion.com/dyn/preview/320x240/17160239.jpg


The End

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 08:13 PM
That ref is so gay.

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 08:15 PM
its Swoggle's long lost half brotha from anotha motha probably

el bobbo
11-09-2009, 08:24 PM
With all complaints about Hornswoggle (my own included); a lot of casual wrestling fans enjoy the midgets more than the greased up dudes who look like snakes. If you tell them there will be a title match between Chris Jericho and CM Punk they won't give a god damn, if you tell them there will be a midget dancing and beating up bigger guys they might tune in.

DaVe
11-09-2009, 08:27 PM
first time I've actually been around for the RAW thread, since uni is done finally, a shame that this is taped like el bobbo was saying.

Edit:

a lot of casual wrestling fans enjoy the midgets more than the greased up dudes who look like snakes.

Really? I've never heard someone compliment such a gigantic joke like that on a wrestling show.

el bobbo
11-09-2009, 08:45 PM
Really? I've never heard someone compliment such a gigantic joke like that on a wrestling show.

From my personal experience... I went with a bunch of people, on a b-day party, to a midget wrestling show. If this were a regular wrestling show I doubt people would be as interested.

It's kind of a novelty effect. A novelty effect Hornswoggle is losing every week he is on, just like the women's wrestling division is losing (it sounds so gay when I say I would rather see guys wrestle than chicks).

I just think the WWE needs to focus on their core fans instead of trying to reach out with stupid gimmicks like midgets, women, and guest hosts. They should focus on the 225-260 lbs guys who carry the product.

Phenomenal 1
11-09-2009, 08:47 PM
From my personal experience... I went with a bunch of people, on a b-day party, to a midget wrestling show. If this were a regular wrestling show I doubt people would be as interested.

It's kind of a novelty effect. A novelty effect Hornswoggle is losing every week he is on, just like the women's wrestling division is losing (it sounds so gay when I say I would rather see guys wrestle than chicks).

I just think the WWE needs to focus on their core fans instead of trying to reach out with stupid gimmicks like midgets, women, and guest hosts. They should focus on the 225-260 lbs guys who carry the product.

Bravo....fucking....Bravo!!!

DaVe
11-09-2009, 09:01 PM
Indeed.

And that slow-mo package seemed to indicate H is a damn good seller.

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:03 PM
oh shit ricky hatton!

screech
11-09-2009, 09:03 PM
He's looking flabby

Splaya
11-09-2009, 09:03 PM
WOULD U GUYS GET THE FUCK TO THE CHAT ALREADY

Splaya
11-09-2009, 09:04 PM
Welcome to Raw is Shitty

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:04 PM
looks well nervous

screech
11-09-2009, 09:04 PM
You calm down, Splaya.

Splaya
11-09-2009, 09:05 PM
Ok Hatton sucks already, bring back the race car drivers

Splaya
11-09-2009, 09:05 PM
Let's go Jericho come on out my friend

screech
11-09-2009, 09:05 PM
Gonna be honest, I had no idea who Hatton was until today.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:06 PM
In fact, I'm still not really sure as I do not follow boxing.

ClockShot
11-09-2009, 09:07 PM
PA-QUI-AO! PA-QUI-AO! PA-QUI-AO!

Evening folks on this taped edition of RAW.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:08 PM
Show was knocked out by the same boxer who knocked out Hatton.

Hilarious.

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:09 PM
Show was knocked out by the same boxer who knocked out Hatton.

Hilarious.

I was gonna say, hatton can't really talk on that.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:10 PM
I wanted Show to bring up that point.

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:11 PM
oh great, they're over doing this match already.

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:11 PM
lolololololololol jericho

screech
11-09-2009, 09:12 PM
Jericho is fantastic.

The Gold Standard
11-09-2009, 09:12 PM
Hatton stinks

Emperor Smeat
11-09-2009, 09:12 PM
did Hatton just call Jericho a gay with a butt ugly haircut?

The Gold Standard
11-09-2009, 09:12 PM
There was no reason to book the match before DX came out

Xero
11-09-2009, 09:14 PM
We want chat. :'(

screech
11-09-2009, 09:14 PM
lol Mr. Bean

DaVe
11-09-2009, 09:14 PM
There was no reason to book the match before DX came out

Except for Jerishow dismantling them on the very last segment of last week's show?

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:15 PM
hatton doesn't suit a wwe ring

Splaya
11-09-2009, 09:15 PM
Why aren't you crybabies coming to the RAW chat

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Why aren't you crybabies coming to the RAW chat

Can't be fucked to join cry babies crying about us not coming to chat

parkmania
11-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Eugene did a better crotch chop than Hatton.

Xero
11-09-2009, 09:16 PM
Sign of the times: Fans bringing self-censored signs. "S*ck it"

parkmania
11-09-2009, 09:19 PM
Why aren't you crybabies coming to the RAW chat

Too busy flipping to watch my Steelers beat up on Denver.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:21 PM
Wasn't Gail Kim supposed to turn heel months ago?

Xero
11-09-2009, 09:23 PM
Pushing the Hogan dvd, lol.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:24 PM
Alicia wins and no one cares.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
Man, even pre-taped Raw sucks...

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:32 PM
Screech loves Sheamus.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:32 PM
Man, even pre-taped Raw sucks...

... A pre-taped Raw is more likely to suck than a live one...

RawRocks
11-09-2009, 09:34 PM
this guy sucks

screech
11-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Cole and King are making me care less about this match than I did going into it.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:34 PM
Screech loves Sheamus.

You know he's my favorite.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 09:35 PM
Razor's Edge. Don't remember seeing that out of Sheamus before.


EDIT: Or maybe I just don't pay any attention to him.

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 09:35 PM
Still not impressing me. Not sounding like a hater or anything, but c'mon. Who was that guy he was wrestling..

screech
11-09-2009, 09:35 PM
Outsider's Edge? Who the fuck does he think he is, Scott Hall? Fuck this guy.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
Yeah, I called it the Outsider's Edge. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

The Gold Standard
11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
Is the announcing low on everyone elses tv's too?

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 09:36 PM
I couldn't tell if it was supposed to be the Razor's Edge or the Border Toss, but either way...UGH.

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 09:37 PM
When HBK shows up on those "VS" graphics, he just looks like his knees hurt

Providence Peep
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Seamus Fears Sunlight :|

Londoner
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Stopped paying attention to this raw completely now, really not bothered to watch.

RawRocks
11-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Is the announcing low on everyone elses tv's too?

Michael Cole can go on mute and it would be a drastic improvement

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 09:39 PM
... A pre-taped Raw is more likely to suck than a live one...

True enough, Mr. Ex-GM, but Raw live has been just as terrible over the past 7 1/2 months.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:41 PM
Fucking Bellas.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:42 PM
This is a pretty awkward segment.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:43 PM
Indeed, Mr. General Manager, indeed.

Fabien Barthez
11-09-2009, 09:45 PM
Was Chavo meant to hit a bull then?

RawRocks
11-09-2009, 09:45 PM
I am digging this Swagger vs Miz feud

screech
11-09-2009, 09:46 PM
I am digging this Swagger vs Miz feud

:y:

screech
11-09-2009, 09:47 PM
I wanna see Planet 51

Theo Dious
11-09-2009, 09:49 PM
Welcome to Raw is Shitty

And yet here you are.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:49 PM
Is this Bourne theme new?

screech
11-09-2009, 09:49 PM
And yet here you are.

Here AND in the chat, apparently.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:50 PM
Question, does Raw air live in England when it's taped in England?

screech
11-09-2009, 09:51 PM
Question, does Raw air live in England when it's taped in England?

My roommate asked the same question.

I think it airs live, since it is currently 2:50AM Tuesday, if I'm not mistaken.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:53 PM
Bourne just hit Shadows Over Hell hahahah.

DaVe
11-09-2009, 09:53 PM
I'm pretty sure it gets aired same time in the UK as the US.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:53 PM
THE Miz

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 09:54 PM
My roommate asked the same question.

I think it airs live, since it is currently 2:50AM Tuesday, if I'm not mistaken.

That's what I was thinking, but I've yet to see a torrent for it, and there's plenty of Englishmen that could upload it, so I'm curious.

Innovator
11-09-2009, 09:54 PM
holy hell Miz is over

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 09:55 PM
So much for JS going undefeated lol

Emperor Smeat
11-09-2009, 09:55 PM
Pretty cool reversal on the superplex by Bourne using his knees. I don't think that has ever been done before.

McLegend
11-09-2009, 09:55 PM
People chanting for Miz?

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 09:55 PM
Well so much for Swagger's pledge to win all his matches 'til the end of '09

parkmania
11-09-2009, 09:55 PM
And so ends Thwagger's claim to not lose a match the rest of '09.

Edit: Drat beat to it because I was debating whether we were supposed to remember that or not.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:56 PM
So much for JS going undefeated lol

Definitely should have kept that going.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Edit: Drat beat to it because I was debating whether we were supposed to remember that or not.

Don't worry, we weren't.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 09:57 PM
Halftime and Pittsburgh leads 7-3 on a defensive Pick 6.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 09:58 PM
lol somebody in production has been keeping an eye on the IWC...graphics screen displaying DX vs. "Jeri-Show" (note the hyphen).

Fabien Barthez
11-09-2009, 09:58 PM
Raw is being shown at exactly the same time as you here. It was in the can at around 10.30pm here, and it is now 3am, and Raw is 1 hour in.

Emperor Smeat
11-09-2009, 09:58 PM
Yeup since it gave a perfect way to build him up for a main event feud or at least a quick 1-month test feud instead of the usual main events RAW has. Probably wouldn't have been done until Royal Rumble time so that would have been plenty of time to prepare the push.

screech
11-09-2009, 09:59 PM
lol somebody in production has been keeping an eye on the IWC...graphics screen displaying DX vs. "Jeri-Show" (note the hyphen).

Show referred to the team as such on RAW a few weeks back.

DaVe
11-09-2009, 10:00 PM
Ha, that was nice. Kyle is a gun.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:00 PM
BIG THINGS POPPIN'

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:01 PM
Yeah, I'm aware of that, but still, it seems kind of ridiculous at any rate.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:01 PM
Cheap pop.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
Raw is being shown at exactly the same time as you here. It was in the can at around 10.30pm here, and it is now 3am, and Raw is 1 hour in.

Thanks man, I really don't see the logic behind that at all, especially given the chance to show it to you Englishmen live.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
"Brust out of his shell"

Ladies and Gentlemen... Kobe Johnson!

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
So is the V.I.P. lounge serving Kool-Aid tonight?

screech
11-09-2009, 10:02 PM
Yeah, I'm aware of that, but still, it seems kind of ridiculous at any rate.

How does it seem ridiculous?

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:03 PM
What's the point of the couches if they're just gonna stand?

screech
11-09-2009, 10:03 PM
That is a racist remark, DAMN iNATOR and I do not appreciate it.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:03 PM
What's the point of the couches if they're just gonna stand?

Cause it looks good?

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:05 PM
What's the point of the couches if they're just gonna stand?

The same as the point of the palm trees on Carlito's Cabana and the Jeritron 5000 on the Highlight Reel - ambiance.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:06 PM
That is a racist remark, DAMN iNATOR and I do not appreciate it.

How is a months long joke racist?

screech
11-09-2009, 10:07 PM
If you have to ask, you'll never know, "bro."

screech
11-09-2009, 10:09 PM
HO SNAP

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:10 PM
6-man tag when we come back from commercial? (Haven't read spoilers)

Innovator
11-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Jericho vs. Taker on Smackdown? I'm in

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 10:11 PM
Kofi is as well spoken as all three of the white boys combined and yet he still belongs in the hood.

Looks like Hayes is writing for RAW too.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:11 PM
I haven't seen spoilers either, but one of the matches confirmed for tonight is Orton v. Henry.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Jericho vs. Taker on Smackdown? I'm in

And don't you DARE forget Morrison vs. Ziggler for the Intercontinental Championship.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:12 PM
Kofi is as well spoken as all three of the white boys combined and yet he still belongs in the hood.


Actually better spoken - Orton's the one saying "Y'all ain't nothin'... ".

Innovator
11-09-2009, 10:14 PM
And don't you DARE forget Morrison vs. Ziggler for the Intercontinental Championship.
Thats happened 30 times in the last couple months, this hasn't

screech
11-09-2009, 10:17 PM
Jericho vs. Taker on Smackdown? I'm in

Pretty pumped for that :y:

McLegend
11-09-2009, 10:19 PM
Good to see Orton win a match.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:20 PM
Thats happened 30 times in the last couple months, this hasn't

I know, still gonna be excited to see what happens with it though. One of these days, I'm betting Ziggler will take the strap from Morrison, and this Friday may be the perfect time for that.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:22 PM
I know, still gonna be excited to see what happens with it though. One of these days, I'm betting Ziggler will take the strap from Morrison, and this Friday may be the perfect time for that.

Yup perfect timing. It's not like Morrison is captain of a team facing off against another team where the captain is the US champ or anything.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:24 PM
Way to be, Mr. General Manager.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:25 PM
*yawn*

Emperor Smeat
11-09-2009, 10:25 PM
LOL Hatton's nickname is really the Manchester Mexican ?

screech
11-09-2009, 10:32 PM
And Chavo laughs his way to the bank again this week.

He did have to work a bit more for these dollars, though.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:36 PM
Hand over the Lilliputian!

screech
11-09-2009, 10:39 PM
lol the stomach chop

DaVe
11-09-2009, 10:39 PM
lol

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 10:39 PM
lol Cena has been making me laugh alot lately

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:40 PM
Well, I'm sorry I don't share in everyone else's opinion around here that that was just soooo hilarious. It wasn't.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:41 PM
Cute at best. Definitely not hilarious.

HeartBreakMan2k
11-09-2009, 10:42 PM
Meh, much as I hate to admit it I enjoyed the segment.

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:43 PM
Steelers up 14-10 after 3 quarters.

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 10:44 PM
Why dont you guys just not watch RAW at ALL..i mean, you guys can never be satisfied and Cena is going to be here for a while so secretly i think you guys like him otherwise you wouldn't be able to stomach him

parkmania
11-09-2009, 10:47 PM
I made a sign for Bragging Rights that said "Respect the man, hate the gimmick" and that's exactly the way I feel about Cena.

Innovator
11-09-2009, 10:47 PM
I wonder when WWE will realize they're backing the wrong guy

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:50 PM
Why dont you guys just not watch RAW at ALL..i mean, you guys can never be satisfied and Cena is going to be here for a while so secretly i think you guys like him otherwise you wouldn't be able to stomach him

In my defense I've never said anything bad about Cena. He's not my favorite, but he could certainly be worse. I'm just hoping to clear up that you're talking to Damn Inator here.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:52 PM
I thought DAMN iNATOR agreed to stop posting.

DAMN iNATOR
11-09-2009, 10:55 PM
Nope, never did.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:55 PM
I thought DAMN iNATOR agreed to stop posting.

He's a gelatinous parasitical tapeworm that makes no sense half the time, so he could've easily just been lying.

screech
11-09-2009, 10:56 PM
Thanks for clearing that up, Mr. General Manager. We can only hope.

mike adamle
11-09-2009, 10:58 PM
No problem. He's a real buzzkill that makes no sense. Really annoying, eh?

screech
11-09-2009, 11:00 PM
I'm currently reading a Taoism text that makes more sense than The Quotable DAMN iNATOR.

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 11:01 PM
LOL Jericho is amazing

Johnny Vegas
11-09-2009, 11:02 PM
In my defense I've never said anything bad about Cena. He's not my favorite, but he could certainly be worse. I'm just hoping to clear up that you're talking to Damn Inator here.

:y:

IrishBulldozer
11-10-2009, 02:12 PM
I wonder when WWE will realize they're backing the wrong guy


I assume you are directly referring to Cena? Right?

Who has sold more merch in the last 5 years than Cena? Nobody. The company backs who the crowds pay to see....That has been Cena. Love him or hate him, he draws well & sells merch.

In a perfect world, the company would back who is "the best at what they do..." but from a business standpoint, the company will instantly back who is making them the most money.


Remember when they put the title on Orton back in 04 and turned him face? The crowd didn't buy that act.

While making new stars is of major importance, also is letting the number 1 seller put the company on his back & run with it. Hence the big matches, the stirring speeches & the cheeky backstage skits. Once the over-saturation happens & this crop of kids get a little older, we will see that ball handed to the next big thing.




I could be totally off base by assuming you meant Cena...But since you didn't really specify it was hard not to simply assume him. Cheers.


Oh also, I am not a big Cena fan but I appreciate alot of his contributions & admire his love for the company.

CSL
11-10-2009, 02:54 PM
Just been watching some bits from RAW, David Deville ftw

The Ravishing One
11-10-2009, 05:13 PM
I found it funny Hatton was promoting his gym when he's turned into a fat little gremlin himself.