RAW Captions for 11/09/09

[Xero]

Sorry for missing last week. I needed to revise my script that pulls the images and hadn't gotten around to it until now. This week will mark the return of Caption of the Month, starting with this week's captions. If you want to be on the captions voting team, PM me. Really only involves sending me (well, we'll have a social group) your favorite captions of each show, but if you're willing to help in other ways (example: posting the captions), just tell me.
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[Xero]

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Taker: ...my gimmick is FORCED blowjobs...
Camera Man: Muh?

[Sixx]

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Jeez, Henry looks like a chocolate candy.

[James Diesel]

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Show: Aw...shucks....I wanna be in DX......then I could wear that awesome "World's Biggest Member" shirt..:(

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Obituary Report: Alicia Fox was found suffocated to death inside the vagina of her opponent.

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Ref: Something tells me I'm the minority in this match. :shifty:

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Evan: YEA!!! I'M GONNA WIN!!!! WOOO!!!

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Evan: YEA!!! THIS IS GONNA HURT!!!! I HOPE MIZ COMES OUT TO HELP ME WIN!!! WOOO!!!

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Cody: I do NOT look like the default character in every wrestling game!!!! :mad:

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John: I may not sell much but it's near impossible to overcome the pain of hearing your commentating, Cole.

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Taker: SmackDown must be the dominant show. My first time on Raw in a while and already I've got someone sucking my dick

[Lock Jaw]

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... And if you're not down with that, O'Haire's got two words for you!

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Kelly Kelly wasn't doing too well in the first Divas Hopscotch Match.

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The phrase "giving head" will never.... eeeeever be the same... again.

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That's right... I'm a four time, four time, four time, four time match winner here on Raw!

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Kofi: We're holding this intervention because it is time that you stop busting through walls shouting "OHHH YEAH!"

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*Insert Xero making a point to a douche caption here*

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JR: BAHGAWD! It's Little Taker! Little Taker is here! Little Johnny has nowhere to hide!

[parkmania]

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In a strange twist of the space-time continuum, DX end up taking Big Bossman's spot in the "Big Show's dad is dead" storyline.



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Double Dutch FAIL



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Sammy Sosa took his pigment-bleaching procedures WAY too far.



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Kofi shows Orton how high the NASCAR car goes now that he installed lifts in it.



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ECW lockerroom: HEY! Point to a douche is OUR gimmick!



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Failed Rockette tryout #862.



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WWE may have developed 3D hologram technology, but their technicians still needed practice setting up the projectors at the right angles.

[FourFifty]

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Ted: I just put a mirror in the ring. Let's see if Cody notices anything. Don't tell him it's a mirror!
Cody: You're a homo! Yea! Gotcha!!!
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[Halbowsky]

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Orton: "Give me those books, you fat walrus! Give them to me!"
Henry: "No!"
Orton: "Give them to me!"
Henry: "No!"
Orton: "Give them to me!"
Henry: "No!"

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Cody: "Now that's what I call celebrating!"

[Xero]

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Kofi: That's not what yo momma said last night!
MVP: OH SNAP!

[Theo Dious]

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HHH: Unlike SOME people, I've never walked out on MY tag team parnter... isn't that right, GOD?
God: Sure, bring that up again...

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Cody: HA HA!
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[GD]

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Randy: Nigga Please!

[Haze]

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Cody: Ted you moron! the match is that way!

[kareru]

damn swog chu have to lay off those cheeseburgers
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[The Ravishing One]

Jeri-show and DX tried to find tonights guest host...

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HBK: Where's the badass lean boxer they said we had??

HHH: He's the mic, wherever you are??

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In an amazing turn of events, Orton grabbed Henry as he tried to fly out of the ring.

[The Ravishing One]

The security guard was such a big Sheamus fan that he wouldn't let the ref go and stop it.

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Cody pokes his finger into Ted's eye as he gives a double middle finger salute to the crowd.

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Henry: SHIT! i thought tonight was fancy dress night?!!

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British fan: You suck Mr.Cena!

Cena: Yeah! So does your mamma.

[The Ravishing One]

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Hornswaggle's brother never made it past the ring crew *Guy next to the WWE logo*

[Xero]

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KKROFL

[Blue Demon]

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Now part of WWEs wellness policy: Up Close Rectal Exams

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Mark Henry's Pumpkin gimmick off to a great start

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J E (Ha Ha) Double F (Ha Ha) J A (Ha Ha) double R E Double T

[Cool King]

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Kofi: Now Mark, we called you out here because even though me and MVP always forget things, we definitely didn't forget that it's your birthday today. Now, MVP, give the man his gift.

MVP: OH SHI-

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Now I see where THQ got there ideas from for the CAW poses in SvR10.

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In his old age, Undertaker is starting to forget which day it is.

[Blue Demon]

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Cena starts the "You Can't Copyright Me" campaign.

[Theo Dious]

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The mystery of where generic, talentless Divas come from has been solved. Apparently they are shat out by other generic, talentless Divas.


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Yeah, nobody cares if you were a Cub Scout.


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Apparently TPWW isn't the only place where wrestlers and sock puppets collide.


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Kofi: Alls I'm saying is I was at Dairy Queen and I got a chocolate dip cone in the red stuff and, well...
MVP: SNAP!


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NOW PULL MY FINGER!!!


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WWE Bounce House is an instant success.

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Damn kids! Turn the music down and go to sleep!