If you could make any wrestler's life into a movie... [Archive]

11-17-2009, 06:37 PM

Who would it be? And who would you have play them?

Anybody Thrilla

11-17-2009, 06:50 PM

I would cast Mickey Rourke to play Randy "The Ram" Robinson.

And then I would hate the film.

Swiss Ultimate

11-17-2009, 07:06 PM

Mick Foley. Ben Affleck would play him after gaining a ton of weight and actually have his ear torn off by Vader.

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 07:14 PM

Edge. Im thinking Hillary Swank for the lead

Theo Dious

11-17-2009, 07:27 PM

Vern Troyer is Hornsoggle in "I Started Out As a Bastard."

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 07:29 PM

vern troyer shud play the undertaker

DaBrasko

11-17-2009, 07:29 PM

Jake Roberts or Dusty Rhodes.

Nicky Fives

11-17-2009, 07:30 PM

I would cast Mickey Rourke to play Randy "The Ram" Robinson.

And then I would hate the film.

BAHAHAHAHA..... that movie blew..... I'd like to see The Life & Time of The Great Khali played by Richard Kiel (Jaws from the James Bond Series)

loopydate

11-17-2009, 07:30 PM

Dustin Hoffman as Ric Flair

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 07:36 PM

sensha bhlasta as The rubinator

Lock Jaw

11-17-2009, 07:37 PM

*insert joke about a black guy playing John Cena*

thedamndest

11-17-2009, 07:39 PM

Robert Patrick as Chris Benoit

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 07:43 PM

sensha anyone?

jskinnyg

11-17-2009, 07:51 PM

Robert Patrick as Chris Benoit

1) damn...

2) Ric Flair or Eddie Guerrero if they are done right...

Anybody Thrilla

11-17-2009, 07:53 PM

Oprah Winfrey as Rikishi Phatu

Triple Naitch

11-17-2009, 07:55 PM

Robert Patrick as Chris Benoit

I'd say Kevin Bacon

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 08:02 PM

ikbad schneiderlein as reeves lacey from 3iwf

Anybody Thrilla

11-17-2009, 08:06 PM

Ronald McDonald as Sheamus

thedamndest

11-17-2009, 08:13 PM

Dwayne Johnson as The Rock

The Pope

11-17-2009, 08:38 PM

John Cena played by The Loop starring in the film "I got away with the same ole shit, AGAIN."

Phenomenal 1

11-17-2009, 08:42 PM

Either HBK, Ric Flair, or Bret Hart.....I only say Hart because it would be interesting to the perspective of all the members of his family and fellow brothers in the business passing away.

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 08:43 PM

sensha bhlasta as The rubinator

this

IRodC

11-17-2009, 09:11 PM

Gary Busey as Ultimate Warrior or DOG the bounty hunter as DDP

Stealth-Icon

11-17-2009, 09:18 PM

Samuel Jackson as Bad News Brown

Nark Order

11-17-2009, 09:33 PM

Terry Funk. Come on.

Tazz Dan

11-17-2009, 09:47 PM

Stephen Hawking as Bret Hart

Tazz Dan

11-17-2009, 10:00 PM

Owen Wilson as Owen Hart

Perry Saturn

11-17-2009, 10:09 PM

vern troyer as The Bigshow

HBPunk

11-17-2009, 10:19 PM

ken destiny as fred flump

Phenomenal 1

11-17-2009, 10:22 PM

Gary Busey as Ultimate Warrior or DOG the bounty hunter as DDP

or his best buddy Chris Kanyon could play him....remember his DDP Parody....I actually found that somewhat entertaining in the light of WCW's shittiness

Dorkchop

11-17-2009, 10:32 PM

Any big name if it wasn't completely biased. Hogan would be interesting, but you know how it would turn out. Hogan would be a saint who did nothing wrong.

Phenomenal 1

11-17-2009, 10:35 PM

what....Hogan's not one....**drops jaw and totally marks out**

James Diesel

11-18-2009, 03:52 PM

Bubbles as The Green Bastard :D

Rammsteinmad

11-19-2009, 11:33 AM

Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, or, I hate to say it, but Jeff Hardy.

Sixx

11-19-2009, 11:35 AM

Hugh Jackman as Chris Benoit.

I love strong endings.

Cool King

11-19-2009, 11:41 AM

Steve Austin as Goldberg.
Leslie Nielsen as Ric Flair.
Bill Goldberg as Stone Cold Steve Austin.

The Jayman

11-19-2009, 11:47 AM

Rob Schneider as The Rock

Danny McBride as Jake Roberts

The Show Off

11-19-2009, 12:35 PM

*insert joke about a black guy playing John Cena*

*Insert response of that not being funny*

Splaya

11-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Chris Jericho as Chris Jericho

Schlomey

11-19-2009, 12:52 PM

Jake Roberts as played by a young Sam Elliott
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e5/Skorp88/Top10Kid/SamElliott.jpg

Ermaximus

11-19-2009, 01:54 PM

Wesley Snipes (Demolition Man Style) as Shelton Benjamin

Chuck Norris as "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman

Schlomey

11-19-2009, 02:15 PM

Could you have picked any 2 more bland superstars? :D

Haze

11-19-2009, 02:34 PM

The Brooklyn Brawler played by Robert Dinero.

Vastardikai

11-19-2009, 02:51 PM

Gary Busey as Ultimate Warrior or DOG the bounty hunter as DDP

C'mon. We all know tha DOG the Bounty Hunter IS DDP...

:shifty:

XCaliber

11-19-2009, 03:17 PM

Jean-Claude Van Dam as Rob Van Dam common someone had to say it.

Ruien

11-19-2009, 03:22 PM

Ric Flair hands down.

11-19-2009, 06:58 PM

Nice to see so many of you with serious answers :y:

Tazz Dan

11-19-2009, 07:39 PM

Wait. This was meant to be a serious thread.... :$

Johnny Vegas

11-20-2009, 08:24 AM

If he got bigger, Keanu Reeves as Bret Hart

Haze

11-20-2009, 12:18 PM

Nice to see so many of you with serious answers :y:

I was being serious.

:shifty:

Xero

11-20-2009, 12:34 PM

Chuck Norris as "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman

Only Steve Blackman could play Steve Blackman.

I mean, he's looked the same since the 80s. Won't make a difference.

Vastardikai

11-20-2009, 03:29 PM

"Rampage" Jackson as Junkyard Dog.

Heyman

11-20-2009, 03:38 PM

Cuba Gooding Jr as D'Lo Brown.

YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE!

XCaliber

11-20-2009, 04:11 PM

Cuba Gooding Jr as D'Lo Brown.

YOU BETTA RECOGNIZE!

I'd pay to see that.