J.R. appreciation thread [Archive]

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 04:39 AM

So, in case J.R. doesn't make it back to the announce desk, and let's not forget that is a very real possibility right now (:'(), post your favorite pics, vids, and "J.R.-isms" ("bahgawd!", etc. ...his "catchphrases", if you will) in here.

Have fun!

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 04:49 AM

I'll start.

J.R. Really ♥'s His SKITTLES®!
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Rammsteinmad

11-25-2009, 05:21 AM

I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

Jimmy Cones

11-25-2009, 06:16 AM

Pure greatness

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DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 06:41 AM

It's alright, but I prefer the original J.R. "My Ass" Rap...geno, #2, IMHO is only average, and Rammstein, the last I heard J.R. is still alive and trying to heal up from his latest Bell's Palsy attack. I simply made this for us to have a memento of his career in case he never comes back, which hopefully will not be the case.

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Phenomenal 1

11-25-2009, 07:45 AM

It's alright, but I prefer the original J.R. "My Ass" Rap...geno, #2, IMHO is only average, and Rammstein, the last I heard J.R. is still alive and trying to heal up from his latest Bell's Palsy attack. I simply made this for us to have a memento of his career in case he never comes back, which hopefully will not be the case.

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the theme sounds like the old WCW theme for the Filthy Animals.

Jimmy Cones

11-25-2009, 07:45 AM

I guess if i spent more then a minute looking for the "my ass" rap then I could have found one with all 3 songs also.

Kudos to DAMN iNATOR for thwarting my post with a vengeance.

Phenomenal 1

11-25-2009, 07:47 AM

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 08:09 AM

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I'll bet if J.R. had had his way when he was removed from that announce desk, that would have been his reaction to Terry Taylor and the doctor...he'd do it for the rattlesnake.

Schlomey

11-25-2009, 08:14 AM

I agree with Skittles promo & My Ass rap. Throw in his AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN AUSTIN!

Cool King

11-25-2009, 08:20 AM

I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

Jimmy Cones

11-25-2009, 08:24 AM

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 08:25 AM

Yeah, the Skittles stuff is great, all the yelling J.R. does about them, plus mentioning at 0:44 first, "I wonder if Skittles makes a barbecue flavor". It gets better, when at 0:57 he says, "I'm still waitin' for that barbecue flavor...", and finally loses it at 1:00 and goes, "I just barbecued mah hat!", although the last one was taken out of context as he was obviously referring to the heat of Kane's turnbuckle pyro, it was still the most hilarious of the 3 BBQ references in there.:lol::rofl:

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 08:33 AM

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 08:39 AM

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 08:43 AM

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Put those up for J.R.'s impassioned "You love it, or bahgawd you leave it!" ...

Xero

11-25-2009, 10:10 AM

I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

screech

11-25-2009, 10:46 AM

I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 11:47 AM

How very sad for the 3 of you. But yeah, if you have anything at all to contribute, you 3, feel free. If not, it's fine, not forcing you to, just sayin'...quoting someone you agree with about something completely unrelated isn't much in the way of a proper tribute to a great commentator.

Xero

11-25-2009, 11:48 AM

It's not COMPLETELY unrelated.

Unrelated would be talking about The Marine 2 in a thread about a tribute to JR.

Xero

11-25-2009, 11:49 AM

I'm not too looking forward to Marine 2, btw.

Rammsteinmad

11-25-2009, 11:56 AM

I honestly don't think I've been quoted more than once in a thread before.

3 quotes = :love:

Juan

11-25-2009, 12:08 PM

How very sad for the 3 of you. But yeah, if you have anything at all to contribute, you 3, feel free. If not, it's fine, not forcing you to, just sayin'...quoting someone you agree with about something completely unrelated isn't much in the way of a proper tribute to a great commentator.

See, this is why people don't like you. Stop being a dick.

Rammsteinmad

11-25-2009, 12:22 PM

I'm not too looking forward to Marine 2, btw.

Yeah I saw an ad for it in a magazine and was like WTF?!

Rammsteinmad

11-25-2009, 12:24 PM

And for the sake of staying on subject: this smiley is my tribute to JR:

:wave:

The Ravishing One

11-25-2009, 01:06 PM

I saw the thread title and thought JR had died.

:shifty:

The Ravishing One

11-25-2009, 01:11 PM

DAMN iNATOR

11-25-2009, 01:44 PM

See, this is why people don't like you. Stop being a dick.

Maybe you'd care to elaborate as to how exactly I was "being a dick" as you so eloquently (yeah, riiiiiiiiiight...) put it, Juan?

TerranRich

11-25-2009, 02:20 PM

I'm not too looking forward to Marine 2, btw.

What? To be honest, I'm seeing it, just to see how good of an actor Ted DiBiase is (or isn't).

Oh, and J.R. rocks.

Tb1

11-25-2009, 06:57 PM

Love the compatibility of Austin/J.R.

@ 30 seconds. "Stone Cold Steve Austin is the toughest son of a bitch I ever saw!" always gives me goosebumps.

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Swiss Ultimate

11-25-2009, 07:04 PM

Nothing points to JR being an amazing announcer more than Mankind and Undertaker's Hell in a Cell.
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DAMN iNATOR

11-26-2009, 08:19 AM

Cool King

11-26-2009, 08:48 AM

How very sad for the 3 of you. But yeah, if you have anything at all to contribute, you 3, feel free. If not, it's fine, not forcing you to, just sayin'...quoting someone you agree with about something completely unrelated isn't much in the way of a proper tribute to a great commentator.

It is sad. I thought J.R had died. :|

People don't usually make tribute threads to people unless they've died or retired, and with J.R currently being ill at the moment, seeing a topic called "Tribute to J.R. thread" does make people think the worst has happened.

You could have easily called the thread something like "Just incase J.R doesn't return" or whatever.

Rammsteinmad

11-26-2009, 09:29 AM

'JR Appreciation Thread' would have been better. :y:

Disturbed316

11-26-2009, 02:38 PM

Yeah 'GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY, GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY HE KILLED HIM...AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF' is an iconic piece of commentry.

Heyman

11-26-2009, 11:33 PM

Heyman

11-26-2009, 11:43 PM

Halbowsky

11-27-2009, 12:14 AM

I had the honor of meeting Jim Ross at this past year's WWE WrestleMania Axxess in Houston and actually got to call a match with him. It was very brief (and I wasn't very good at it) but Jim was a very cool guy and it was definitely an experience I will never forget. Here's a pic of me & him from that day:

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Heyman

11-27-2009, 12:16 AM

In all seriousness though, Jim Ross is a homosexual....and a part of his facial paralysis is a result of having been face fucked by hosses on numerous occasions.

Xero

11-27-2009, 12:42 AM

I had the honor of meeting Jim Ross at this past year's WWE WrestleMania Axxess in Houston and actually got to call a match with him. It was very brief (and I wasn't very good at it) but Jim was a very cool guy and it was definitely an experience I will never forget. Here's a pic of me & him from that day:

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2660/11/72/666727963/n666727963_1502660_8326478.jpg

Don't they give you a DVD of that?

Why isn't this on YouTube?

taker707

11-27-2009, 01:45 AM

Jim Ross has yet to sign a new contract with World Wrestling Entertainment and due to the uncertainty regarding his condition, there have not been any serious contract talks nor any offer made. His contract is set to expire in three weeks.

DAMN iNATOR

11-27-2009, 08:07 PM

'JR Appreciation Thread' would have been better. :y:

Good call. Consider the name change done.:y:

HBPunk

11-27-2009, 08:20 PM

I love how JR gets hysterical when a top face is being double teamed, you can see his face slide off his head as he screams.I have a friend who is similar and were always ribbing him, hes fat too and loses his temper in a flash.

HBPunk

11-29-2009, 11:15 AM

He should debut the new nickname Jim 'the sideways face assassin' Ross

DAMN iNATOR

11-30-2009, 07:18 AM

He should debut the new nickname Jim 'the sideways face assassin' Ross

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