Official RAW Thread for 11/30/09 - The Cena Conspiracy Deepens

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

[Loose Cannon]

wooooooooooo. last week was a good show (mostly because of Ventura), so hopefully this will be too

[parkmania]

Not hopeful about this week, what with the "DX goes to Lilliputian Court" theme for the night.

[ClockShot]

Little People's Court tonight.

I want the theme music AND the lovely Judge Marilyn Milian to preside over the case of Hornswoggle v. D-Generation X.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I demand Super Porky</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Xero's much better at these titles.

[Lock Jaw]

Also, I want to see the return of Max Mini.

In addition: [insert joke about Rey Mysterio being short]

[RatedGSuperstar]

Mail-in show with the roster flying out to the Middle East afterwards. I don't have high hopes for tonight, and I'll probably be watching Pats/Saints instead, periodically checking in on Raw.

[Innovator]

So is Taz the judge?

[Xero]

No, Craig T. Nelson is The Judge.

[Droford]

They need cameos by mini superstars.

and Super Porky.

[Triple Naitch]

http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/fast-times-reinhold.png

The honorable Judge Reinhold

[RatedGSuperstar]

There's only one judge, jury, and executioner.

http://pretzelday.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/judge-judy.jpg

[Xero]

LET'S GET IT ON!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/mills360wx212h.jpg

[Londoner]

its the big shooooooooow toniigghttt

[Droford]

I cant quite imagine Big Show in a TLC Match.

[Stealth-Icon]

So will Verne be drunk tonight?

[ClockShot]

Judge Dredd.

[Stealth-Icon]

I cant quite imagine Big Show in a TLC Match.

Jericho to jump on Big Show's shoulders for the win. They won't even use the ladder to grab the belts

[Jannettyzilla]

I cant quite imagine Big Show in a TLC Match.

Weeks after knee surgery, nonetheless. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Nice video on the 'tron.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Big Show stealing the sycophants line from Jericho...nice.

[ClockShot]

Shouldn't they be hitting the law books instead of the ring?

[Stealth-Icon]

So, how long before they put Verne in the ring with the Big Show? Verne will face him eye to knee cap.

[Xero]

Where is everyone in chat? :'(

[RatedGSuperstar]

Yeah, go "DX Armv"!

[ClockShot]

End this already.

[Londoner]

lol worst crowd chanting ever, kids should not chant.

[Stealth-Icon]

I don't see DX winning the belts. i think that they want to keep Jericho on Raw to keep up his working with all the new GM's. Plus, I am hoping for DX turning on each other.

[HBPunk]

Jeri-show whispering over the microphone,genius.Fuck these stipulations about next weeks handicap matches

[Jannettyzilla]

That was a brutally long and repetitive promo.

[RKO'em]

raw is jericho

[Johnny Vegas]

On a side note, i love when Jericho is telling the guest hosts "Just like everyone else's thats been on this show, you lack to show me the proper respect. No consulting, no going over things with me...nothing".

[RatedGSuperstar]

No Verne Troyer yet...why do I get the feeling they just taped all his segments ahead of time and he's not even in the building?

On a side note, Steven Seagal needs to host and kick some serious ass kung fu style.

[Londoner]

That was a brutally long and repetitive promo.

indeed

[Jannettyzilla]

On a side note, Steven Seagal needs to host and kick some serious ass kung fu style.

THIS. :y::y::y::y::y::y:

[RatedGSuperstar]

If the divas are on already, when's the piss break?

[Stealth-Icon]

Maryse = bonner

[HBPunk]

Gobble gobble my jizz maryse

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL Jillian should be champion. She gets the most heat from everybody.

[HBPunk]

Maryse = bonner

BONNER!!HAHAHA

[RKO'em]

LOL Jillian should be champion. She gets the most heat from everybody.

Or Maryse

[RatedGSuperstar]

Alright, I take back my comment after seeing Maryse. Damn.

[Stealth-Icon]

Melina has a nice body, but damn her face is ugly.

[HBPunk]

Maryse body is fucking incredible

[DaVe]

Maryse is easily the hottest diva.

[Stealth-Icon]

What, where is the black ref that does all the diva matches, or is he on Smackdown?

[ClockShot]

Good god. New gimmicks for everybody in that ring.

[HBPunk]

BEST...PIN...EVER

[Stealth-Icon]

Now that is what I call a pin.

[RKO'em]

Sheamus has the worst theme music ever

[Stealth-Icon]

Sheamus has the worst theme music ever

No, I would have to say that honor goes to Primo

[HBPunk]

Doess Sheamus Theme begin 'Im the strongest sheamus in historyyyyyy...''

[RKO'em]

Ah. Funny how I always forget about him, huh?

[DaVe]

ahahha 'I put him through a table'

[RawRocks]

Santino saves the day

[HBPunk]

oh poor santino but Ireland 1 Italy 0

[Stealth-Icon]

The cobra

[RatedGSuperstar]

Aw poor Santino's gonna get killed.

Edit: King: "I didn't even know Sheamus was out here for a match"...after Justin Roberts said this match is set for one fall during his intro.

[Stealth-Icon]

John Jana?

[ClockShot]

2 guys from nations starting with I's. Interesting.

[Stealth-Icon]

hahahahha... I actually have skin pigmentation. Way to go Santino

[HBPunk]

Santino is the fucking man

[TheFallenOneX]

Always the best way to get a guy over, destroy Santino

[Stealth-Icon]

nice sign in the crowd......God please no

[RawRocks]

Lameaus .. that was funny

[Theo Dious]

Santino is awesome. And so is Sheamus's beard.

[Triple Naitch]

John Jana?

That's how Cena is pronounced in Italian. It means dinner.

[TheFallenOneX]

DRAGO!!!!!!!

[Stealth-Icon]

That's how Cena is pronounced in Italian. It means dinner.

I see. Thanks

[Swiss Ultimate]

Where is everyone in chat? :'(

I went in there and found myself alone. :(

[HBPunk]

Here in Ireland people as ginger and white as sheamus are spat at and locked in sheds,children are warned never to speak to people that ugly/pale and if they do they may catch aids

[RatedGSuperstar]

Sheamus should turn into Bubba Ray Dudley over the next two weeks, just putting everyone in his sight through a table and just staring into the camera with that orgasmic look.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol lameaus

[RatedGSuperstar]

There's the Show/Troyer shot.

[HBPunk]

has he gotten smaller???

[DaVe]

LOLWUT.

Didn't realise he was that freaking tiny.

[Theo Dious]

Good Lord Troyer is as big as Show's head!

[Stealth-Icon]

So, how long before they put Verne in the ring with the Big Show? Verne will face him eye to knee cap.

Well, it wasn't in the ring, but still eye to kneecap

[DAMN iNATOR]

Show to Troyer: GET IN MAH BELLAY!

[RawRocks]

didnt realize Verne Troyer was that fucking short

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah he may be even shorter than 'Swog.

[Theo Dious]

DEFINITELY shorter than the 'Swog.

[Theo Dious]

Incidentally is Troyer naturally bald or is he just afraid he won't be recognizable with hair?

[mike adamle]

Show to Troyer: GET IN MAH BELLAY!

LOL OMFG SOMEONE'S A FUNNY JOKERSTER!!!!!

[Theo Dious]

LOL OMFG SOMEONE'S A FUNNY JOKERSTER!!!!!

Well it sure the hell isn't you.

[Sixx]

Anyone's got a stream?

[ClockShot]

Verne was in Harry Potter?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Anyone's got a stream?

http://www.justin.tv/scheelz123

[DaVe]

Jesus Christ. Get this kid off the air.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Anyone's got a stream?

http://www.justin.tv/wrestling_lwhdtv has been solid for me so far tonight. Better results if you go with the popout window and close the chat.

[Stealth-Icon]

I already want Verne off the air

[HBPunk]

Anyone's got a stream?

Its on fucking tv

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, looking around for him.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Okay, Miz's Mike Myers impression is pretty good.

[HBPunk]

awesome miz

[DaVe]

ahahaha

[RKO'em]

They were both in reality shows. Would be like celebrity deathmatch

[Stealth-Icon]

Mini Miz

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Mini-Miz

[TheFallenOneX]

Verne was in Harry Potter?


He was the goblin in the first one. Check it on imdb.com

[Theo Dious]

Verne was in Harry Potter?

Yeah he was a goblin in the first film.

[RKO'em]

Did Cole just say Big Show and Verne were in Jingle All The Way?

[Stealth-Icon]

Wow, I am actually liking the Miz right now

[HBPunk]

Miz is the greatest person on RAW

[Theo Dious]

He was the goblin in the first one. Check it on imdb.com

Bastard!

[TheFallenOneX]

I would love to see Miz get a legit main event push

[HBPunk]

Miz is the new Christian

[TheFallenOneX]

Bastard!

Sorry Bro

[ClockShot]

This is still going?

[Londoner]

I've got nfl on so had most of that promo on mute

[Theo Dious]

Did Cole just say Big Show and Verne were in Jingle All The Way?

According to IMDB Show was a giant Santa and Troyer did stunts.

[ClockShot]

Brees with the looooooooooooooooong bomb.

[HBPunk]

no way were gettin this match for free

[Theo Dious]

I would love to see Miz get a legit main event push

Someday. I'm happy where he is for now.

[Stealth-Icon]

IT will end with legacy coming in I would imagine. Setting up some gimmick match for the TLC PPV

[RawRocks]

Who Dats 24 Cheaters 10 - 2nd 1:50

[HBPunk]

I've got nfl on so had most of that promo on mute

why not post that at nfl.com so

[HBPunk]

Who Dats 24 Cheaters 10 - 2nd 1:50

ya grand

[ClockShot]

... --- ...

[RatedGSuperstar]

Kofi stole Cena's 10 PM spot!

[Londoner]

how predictable

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, Kofi is now from West Africa I guess.

[Londoner]

why not post that at nfl.com so

why would i mention on nfl.com i had that promo on mute?

[Theo Dious]

I just want to say that Kofi became awesome the second HHH pointed out his accent was fake.

[ClockShot]

Oh noes, 50% of Kofi's health depleted.

[Jannettyzilla]

Interesting that it was just Cody.

[Theo Dious]

LOL, Kofi is now from West Africa I guess.

Welcome to six weeks ago.

[CSL]

Interesting that it was just Cody.

Yeah, DiBiase must be turning face tonight

[Londoner]

haha, nice, match goes on anyway

[Theo Dious]

why would i mention on nfl.com i had that promo on mute?

Why would you bang on about football on a wrestling site?

[TheFallenOneX]

sell it kofi sell it

[Londoner]

or not

[ClockShot]

The sad thing is that this match could have been the goods.

Now, not as much.

[Londoner]

Why would you bang on about football on a wrestling site?

erm, others do. check a few posts below me. someone always updates the score in this thread every week, i make one post about it and get called out on it.

[HBPunk]

why would i mention on nfl.com i had that promo on mute?

cos your an incredible tool?

[RatedGSuperstar]

Oh noes, 50% of Kofi's health depleted.

As part of the Smackdown vs. Raw 2010 promotion, Kofi's starting this match with his body icon in the red.

[RKO'em]

According to IMDB Show was a giant Santa and Troyer did stunts.

What a stretch to announce on air

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, DiBiase must be turning face tonight

:lol:

Nevermind anywho.

[Stealth-Icon]

Welcome to six weeks ago.

I usually don't watch live and fast forward through the entrances. I knew when he dropped the accent, just didn't hear the new location from where he came from.

[TheFallenOneX]

alright randy looking as crazy as usual

[HBPunk]

erm, others do. check a few posts below me. someone always updates the score in this thread every week, i make one post about it and get called out on it.

oh yeah i forgot, if others do it then its fine

[Sixx]

Its on fucking tv

I hope you get electrocuted.

[Londoner]

cos your an incredible tool?

Please do fuck off :)

[HBPunk]

I hope you get electrocuted.

but like,would i be ok after a few weeks or what?

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice RKO

[DAMN iNATOR]

but like,would i be ok after a few weeks or what?

Side effects include Tourette's-like symptoms with constant stuttering...:shifty:

[TheFallenOneX]

but like,would i be ok after a few weeks or what?

YOu'd stutter and have terett's (sp?) like ticks and vocal outburts

[HBPunk]

Side effects include Tourette's-like symptoms with constant stuttering...:shifty:

oh ok so none then,sw sw sw sweet...cock

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah....here we go.

[Johnny Vegas]

damn lol

[Londoner]

nice segment this

[HBPunk]

terett's (sp?)

oh my

[ClockShot]

I hear alot more kids than usual tonight.

They shouldn't be up this late.

[Johnny Vegas]

That was a RVD type sell of a DDT

[Sixx]

Sounds like the same voices chanting "Randy sucks" sing the Teletubbies songs.

[Theo Dious]

Sounds like the same voices chanting "Randy sucks" sing the Teletubbies songs.

CONSPIRACY!

[Londoner]

lololol@this

[ClockShot]

Poor guy can't grip the controller.

[HBPunk]

'your burstin alright' nice montel

[Londoner]

Poor guy can't grip the controller.

its almost bigger than him

[DAMN iNATOR]

ah ha ha Mark Henry gettin' his freak on, I love it!

[HBPunk]

Christian/Shelton will steal the show

[RawRocks]

isnt the DX court date tonight with Horny?

[ClockShot]

Nice rental, Cena.

[Johnny Vegas]

phat car

[DaVe]

Was that Kurrgan in that ad?

[Stealth-Icon]

He stole my car

[DAMN iNATOR]

John Cena, the most recent graduate of Ric Flair's Academy of Stylin' and Profilin'...or so he wishes...

[Sixx]

USA IS CRAZY WITH COMMERCIALS!!!! AAAA

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, goody another "Here I come to save the day!" spiel from Super-Cena...yay...

[Londoner]

uh oh'z, raw is waaaar

[HeartBreakMan2k]

If they want to put Shemus over, he beats Cena twice in one night. First to win the title, then to retain.

[ClockShot]

So he just let slip that the Sheamus project is doomed to fail at TLC.

[RatedGSuperstar]

isnt the DX court date tonight with Horny?

It's obviously the main event.

[RKO'em]

Carlito, eh?

[HBPunk]

?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Carlito???!

[Jannettyzilla]

Was that Kurrgan in that ad?
Actually, it was. :y:

[ClockShot]

Carlito.............he still got a job.........

And the crowd goes quiet.

[Innovator]

Where the fuck did they dig up Carlito?

[RawRocks]

Carlito.. they dusted him off the shelf? shocking!

[CSL]

Shame Carlito hasn't lost those pleathers during his time away

[Londoner]

If they want to put Shemus over, he beats Cena twice in one night. First to win the title, then to retain.

or more than likely they will have sheamus win and then lose

[Sixx]

I'm repeating myself, but Cena looks like he's wearing a Cheetos bag.

[Jannettyzilla]

Interesting twist.

[DaVe]

Nice.

[taker707]

yes they are going for the consipracy thing

[HBPunk]

i like this storyline

[Inadequacy]

he kinda dropped the accent

[ClockShot]

Whoa whoa whoa.

Carlitio the voice of the people.

Go oooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn.

[Theo Dious]

Carlito's pretty awesome tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, this is great, Cena getting told everything he needs to hear from Ventura last week, and now Carlito...sweet.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm repeating myself, but Cena looks like he's wearing a Cheetos bag.

"It ain't easy...bein' cheezy!"

[HBPunk]

oh fuck off cena

[Theo Dious]

"Serio-Cena." How entertai-*snore*

[Londoner]

wooo cena's getting the message

[Stealth-Icon]

All these guys hating Cena start the heel turn for him?

[ClockShot]

Walk away, Carltio.

Too late.

[Jannettyzilla]

Interestingly, he didn't lose the armbands. CENA'S POWER MUST BE IN THE ARM BANDS!!!!!

Now we know his kryptonite! :y:

[HBPunk]

Walk away, Carltio.

Too late.

who the living penistits is carltio

[DAMN iNATOR]

Business just picked up as J.R. says...

[Londoner]

Interestingly, he didn't lose the armbands. CENA'S POWER MUST BE IN THE ARM BANDS!!!!!

Now we know his kryptonite! :y:

yes, why else do ya think he keeps them on during matches?:shifty:

[ClockShot]

Come on, Locker Room. Get out here.

[Londoner]

Come on, Locker Room. Get out here.

That would be great.

[ClockShot]

I think they forgot about Little People's Court.

[Jannettyzilla]

yes, why else do ya think he keeps them on during matches?:shifty:

I'd assumed as much, but now it's certain....all we need is a Lex Luthor-esque heel to destroy him.

[Stealth-Icon]

I think they forgot about Little People's Court.

They probably looked over the script and saw how bad it was going to be

[taker707]

They probably looked over the script and saw how bad it was going to be

like that has ever stopped them before

[Sixx]

Rapping? Really?

[DAMN iNATOR]

OH NO! MY EARS!

[CSL]

lol the fuck is this

[RawRocks]

Mark Henry .. not bad! not!

[Johnny Vegas]

Lol this is terrible

[HBPunk]

what?mark henry is black and still an awful awful rapper

[Johnny Vegas]

this is so stereotypical by the way

[HBPunk]

first time ever iv been delighted to see the ads

[DAMN iNATOR]

Milli VaHenry live and in concert...

[parkmania]

That was so much worse than when they tried to make Lance Storm "less serious".

[HBPunk]

this is so stereotypical by the way

Cena rapped for years and hes white,you assclown

[Theo Dious]

Quick, somebody go find Oscar so we can have New Men on a Mission!

[Johnny Vegas]

Cena rapped for years and hes white,you assclown

When was the last time he rapped.

I could see if Henry COULD rap, but it was like they just said "hey Henry, go out there and do that rap thing".

By the way, shut the hell up.

[HBPunk]

Mark Henry was as bad as those early audition retards on X-Factor, Pop Idol etc that seem mentally ill

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena rapped for years and hes white,you assclown

Yeah, but during most of that time period Cena came up with his own lyrics, not what some ghostwriting lackey put to paper...

[HBPunk]

When was the last time he rapped.

Thank you, now shut the hell up, dumb ass.

he rapped for three fucking years ya moron

[RawRocks]

WWE needs to bring ALF in as a guest host. He'd be better than Verne 100 times over.

[HBPunk]

Yeah, but during most of that time period Cena came up with his own lyrics, not what some ghostwriting lackey put to paper...

my point was that hes white after some bitch said henry rapping was a stereotype

[RKO'em]

Mark Henry rapping belongs on ECW, If it HAS TO take place.

[Johnny Vegas]

he rapped for three fucking years ya moron

lol i guess you don't understand English

[parkmania]

WWE needs to bring ALF in as a guest host. He'd be better than Verne 100 times over.

That's actually an interesting idea.


If anyone in the target demographic knew who the hell Gordon Chumway was.

[RawRocks]

my point was that hes white after some bitch said henry rapping was a stereotype

Go away!

[HBPunk]

lol i guess you don't understand English

english people more like,yer all thick scum

[HBPunk]

Go away!

:wave:

[Stealth-Icon]

That's actually an interesting idea.


If anyone in the target demographic knew who the hell Gordon Chumway was.

Maybe ALF can be the host and he can finally eat the family cat

[HBPunk]

:wave:

aawwww hes so cute

[Sixx]

Ok, so he records himself fucking models but can't stand on his own two feet?

[parkmania]

Eve's boob is almost as big as Verne's head.

[RawRocks]

Maybe ALF can be the host and he can finally eat the family cat

LOL! That show was great! I think it would work well with the wrestlers and ALF's comedic lines.

[HBPunk]

Ok, so he records himself fucking models but can't stand on his own two feet?

he can stand on his monster cock

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah ALF was awesome...too bad his talk show bombed like crazy though.

[parkmania]

ALF was on 4 seasons. LOTS of tv shows WISH they had that long a run.


EDIT: Whoops, you meant the talk show. My bad.

[RawRocks]

http://files.myopera.com/ar1pe/files/old_forum_import/alf.jpg

[HBPunk]

Mark Cuban? Awesome

[HBPunk]

horny looked like a real person there

[parkmania]

Verne's even smaller than Swog!

[RawRocks]

damn Horny is twice the size as Verne

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, Verne you can fuck right off putting that fugly U of M piece of shit on my screen (that little scooter thing):foc:...

[HBPunk]

Oh, Verne you can fuck right off putting that fugly U of M piece of shit on my screen (that little scooter thing):foc:...

what?
:drool:

[HBPunk]

Oh, Verne you can fuck right off putting that fugly U of M piece of shit on my screen (that little scooter thing):foc:...

edit

[Sixx]

DX entrances are like Divas matches, these days.