View Full Version : Big Van Vader is the most overrated piece of shit wrestler ever- You are all gay also
Are you kidding me? This fat glorified trucker is considered an all time great? Are you guys fucking serious right now? Why? This fat peice of shit took like 5 minutes to set up a powerbomb. He won belts because he was fat. He wore a thong on his face. He wasnt afraid to do top rope moves cause his fat wouldnt allow a bone break. He held a ton of belts because he was the fattest piece of shit in wrestling at one point and Japs went nuts like he was Godzilla. His matches with Flair and Sting were fucking horrible. It was like watching someone repeatedly run into a wall.
Look at these moves..
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Can you imagine a fat peice of shit like this in wrestling today? Actually doing moves. Fat pieces of crap like this only come into the ring to fall down and put up a struggle as there fat asses get tossed over the ropes. Anyone that thinks Vader is anything more then a fat body in the right place at the right time, is fucking retarded. Seriously. You all should die of diabetes like i'm sure he will.
It's time! ITS TIME! ITS .... DIET TIME YOU FAT PIECE!
Eddie Guerrero today has more agility then Vader had 15 years ago.
Droford
12-04-2009, 08:21 AM
Can you imagine a fat peice of shit like this in wrestling today?
Yes, and his name is Mark Henry.
DAMN iNATOR
12-04-2009, 08:28 AM
Then again, there's also Big Show, and Khali, lest we forget them.
None of these people are jacked off too on this board like Vader.
http://i2.sell.com/6/95/429515/45/27/2989392-m.jpg
Gerard
12-04-2009, 08:39 AM
Vaders chokeslams always looked dodgy, opponents always seemed to come down with their head angled to hit the mat.
Stealth-Icon
12-04-2009, 09:14 AM
What's up with him wearing that lame elephant mask?
BigDaddyCool
12-04-2009, 10:00 AM
Guess I'm gay for liking vader.
Godfather4Life
12-04-2009, 10:01 AM
Juan this post is filled with dicks! can i get a ruling?
Gerard
12-04-2009, 10:02 AM
Guess I'm gay for liking vader.
Nah, just Nash. http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/smilies/gay-smilie.gif
BigDaddyCool
12-04-2009, 10:07 AM
I guess so.
Droford
12-04-2009, 10:12 AM
What's up with him wearing that lame elephant mask?
That was the coolest thing ever, especially when smoke would come out of it and all.
Rammsteinmad
12-04-2009, 10:21 AM
I actually find myself agreeing with RP. Never cared for Vader. :y:
Nark Order
12-04-2009, 11:02 AM
He definitely had his place and remains one of my favorite big men ever. Something about some 400 pound bald monster of a man destroying Japanese people is pretty cool and rofl all at once. Been watching alot of his work in Japan lately and understand why he was such a success over there.
In today's wrestling you have alot of big men that can move really well but in Vader's time he was actually pretty fast and agile for man man of his size. He had alot of moves in his arsenal and did things you wouldn't expect out of a big man (ie: moonsault)
I got love for Vader.
Juan this post is filled with dicks! can i get a ruling?
Yah
Suck them
owenbrown
12-04-2009, 11:14 AM
lol
What Would Kevin Do?
12-04-2009, 01:06 PM
Yeah, no clue why this was deleted.
Jesus-esque resurrection right here
Only thing I can see is the "You are all gay also" part, and even then, just edit the title.
Anyway, I love Vader.
What Would Kevin Do?
12-04-2009, 01:08 PM
I'm keeping the "you are all gay also." After the thread being deleted, I think it's fitting.
The Show Off
12-04-2009, 01:56 PM
This was the thread so important you had to bitch to get back on the boards?
I mean it shouldn't have been deleted, but this was so important you had to spam like a bitch?
Ol Dirty Dastard
12-04-2009, 02:29 PM
He finished a (STIFF) match after having to pop his eyeball back in his head. I dunno he's pretty hardcore.
Ol Dirty Dastard
12-04-2009, 02:29 PM
and that was like 2 minutes into the match lol.
TerranRich
12-04-2009, 02:40 PM
He finished a (STIFF) match after having to pop his eyeball back in his head. I dunno he's pretty hardcore.
Did I ever tell you about the time Vader went hunting? Well anyway, Vader decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Fignuts
12-04-2009, 02:44 PM
He's not terrible, but he is definitely overrated by the iwc.
loopydate
12-04-2009, 03:45 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Vader went hunting? Well anyway, Vader decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
Vader had a pet cobra named Beverly. He used to walk her through the park on a leash in top hat and tails. One day, Beverly bit the maid. With a tear in his eye, Vader had to shoot the maid.
TerranRich
12-04-2009, 04:57 PM
Did I ever tell you about the time Vader was in a production of The King and I? Well anyway, before the show, Vader chloroforms the entire cast, and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
This was the thread so important you had to bitch to get back on the boards?
I mean it shouldn't have been deleted, but this was so important you had to spam like a bitch?
As the great Aaron Tippin once coined in a country song. " You got to fight to fight for something, or you'll fall for anything ".
and then i believe someone shot his dog
Swiss Ultimate
12-04-2009, 09:39 PM
He looks pretty good in the tribute video...
Tazz Dan
12-04-2009, 09:42 PM
:love:
Vastardikai
12-04-2009, 09:50 PM
When we do the chart on the Evolution of the big man from clumsy oaf to brutally awesome killer, I'm thinking Vader would be the second step in the progression, behind Bam Bam Bigelow and the Ray Traylor.
Honestly, there needs to be a measuring stick, and the Big Men of today are compared to the likes of Vader and Bigelow.
Nicky Fives
12-04-2009, 10:23 PM
Vader isn't the best ever, but a solid in-ring performer..... for his size, they're weren't/aren't many that are better
TerranRich
12-04-2009, 11:00 PM
and then i believe someone shot his dog
I was going to neg rep you for being a whiny bitch about this thread, but then I was gonna pos rep you for being funny.
Now I'll just sit on my ass and let them cancel each other out.
Gerard
12-07-2009, 06:41 PM
Can you imagine a fat peice of shit like this in wrestling today?
I'll see your vader and raise you
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