Official RAW Thread for 12/07/09 - What jobber will Sheamus squash this week? Edition

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy/old

[blak23]

sups

[jerichoholicninja]

Hope they open with the Umaga tribute instead of mentioning it in passing.

[Xero]

This thread is off to a rousing start.

[ClockShot]

So Cuban Mark hosts this week.

Gonna try again for Little People's Court.

Jericho vs. DX.

Sounds like a lousy night.

[Xero]

Honestly, if they don't do the opening I don't think they'll mention him at all.

[Tb1]

I'M SO PUMPED

[jerichoholicninja]

Mark Cuban is probably the biggest heel in the NBA so I think he has a chance to do an ok job.

[Xero]

Watching the end of Elf.

Never saw it before.

[Tb1]

Yeah I'm watching that too. Zooey:heart::heart::heart:

[jerichoholicninja]

So it appears mention in passing if at all.

[EDWARD]

what the hell no acknowledgement of fatu's passing!?!?

[Tb1]

No Umaga announcement. :n:

[ClockShot]

Dallas. Of course Cuban ain't got far to travel.

[CSL]

Honestly, if they don't do the opening I don't think they'll mention him at all.

It could come at any point during the show. Why would they open the show with it?

"Hello! Welcome to RAW! Be depressed!"

[Stealth-Icon]

Watching the end of Elf.

Never saw it before.

You haven't missed much

[Tb1]

Is he drunk?

[EDWARD]

he said dallas three times in one sentence. lol

[Tb1]

Nothing like a terrible promo to kick off a show.

[CSL]

Mark Cuban stealing HBK's lines

[Stealth-Icon]

His sweatshirt looks like it is 10 years old

[Tb1]

EVEN BETTER

[ClockShot]

I sure as hell didn't come to see Cena.

[Stealth-Icon]

Cena< Orange crush

[EDWARD]

it looks like cena wiped those tears from last week lol

[ClockShot]

Then again, we're getting Cena out of the way early.

+1 to the schedule team.

[CSL]

omg Carlito wahhhhh he's gonna job wahhhhh

[ClockShot]

Didn't he say Sheamus?

[Stealth-Icon]

Cena has the orange top and Carlito has the orange bottoms. Tag team in the works

[ClockShot]

As much as I love the Bellas, I wish they were more than just sidekicks for the guest hosts.

[CSL]

First minute of this match has been sloppy as fuck

[Stealth-Icon]

Then again, we're getting Cena out of the way early.

+1 to the schedule team.

-5 Just means that he will be on more later

[ClockShot]

Cena has the orange top and Carlito has the orange bottoms. Tag team in the works


IT'S A CONSPIRICY! :shifty:

[Tb1]

lol Cuban

[TheFallenOneX]

Cuban is gonna get kicked in the head

[Stealth-Icon]

And here comes the Orange hair. Too much orange for one time slot

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[dronepool]

Who's Mark Cuban? Is he involved with sports? If so I don't follow any sports so that's why I have no idea who he is.

[Xero]

Chat's open you know guys. :'(

[jerichoholicninja]

yawn

[TheFallenOneX]

Could carlito make it look anymore like he wanted to jump on Cena's shoulders

[EDWARD]

what the shit was that!?!

[Stealth-Icon]

Why does Cena do the 3D sign always with his hands?

[CSL]

Bullshit.

Why? You were expecting the guy that's hardly been on TV recently to go over the WWE champion?

[ClockShot]

Why? You were expecting the guy that's hardly been on TV recently to go over the WWE champion?

Hell I'd figure Carltio would capitalzie and make it an alright match. Backstabber, Cena's up, AA, Pin.

All within 10 seconds.

This could be a start of something for Carltio, or his days are numbered and he's getting all the TV he can.

[Xero]

Chat's open you know guys. :'(

[jerichoholicninja]

Who's Mark Cuban? Is he involved with sports? If so I don't follow any sports so that's why I have no idea who he is.

He's the owner of the Dallas Mavericks NBA team. Probably the most awesome owner in all of sports. He is constantly being fined for being a little too vocal about the league's crappy reffing and overall crappiness.

[EDWARD]

hey xero how are you?

[Stealth-Icon]

Orton's 5 minute walk to ring time

[ClockShot]

Wooooooooooooooow.

3-hour raw with Slammys next week.

Miller is on obviously for Promo purposes.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Pretty excited for the Slammys. The only one that is a surefire lock is Taker/HBK for MOTY.</font>

[Xero]

Cuban's really getting shoved down our throats.

[Stealth-Icon]

I am shocked that Cuban seems like a Cena fan, being that he is one of the biggest "heels" in sports. I smell a double cross later

[EDWARD]

i hope mark cuban gives orton the fingerpoke of doom!

[ClockShot]

So who is gonna lift Orton's ban on title shots?

[Stealth-Icon]

So who is gonna lift Orton's ban on title shots?

Cowboy Bob Orton when he is guest GM

[dronepool]

He's the owner of the Dallas Mavericks NBA team. Probably the most awesome owner in all of sports. He is constantly being fined for being a little too vocal about the league's crappy reffing and overall crappiness.

ah okay, cool. Thanks:D

[CSL]

Ahhh there's his first slip, he's been very competent so far

[Innovator]

Cuban gets it at least

[ClockShot]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

[Stealth-Icon]

Dallas winning the NBA title.....LOL
lol
lol
lol
lol

[EDWARD]

wow...serious?

[CSL]

Nice, their match on Superstars was pretty good

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Bourne and Primo.

The Colons are definately getting shown the door soon.

[Stealth-Icon]

At least they didn't play Primo's horrible music tonight

[TheFallenOneX]

when is alleged face turn for Ted Jr. gonna happen, it looks like WWE lost it's chance to do it

[TheFallenOneX]

:rofl:

Bourne and Primo.

The Colons are definately getting shown the door soon.


Nah, they are in Texas they gotta fire up the Latino audience

[CSL]

That's a pretty dropkick from DiBiase

[EDWARD]

bourne is always so interesting to watch

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice sell by Bourne

[Xero]

DOUBLE KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[CSL]

Legacy's theme is great

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a good tag match but :lol: Primo just walks around the ring doing nothing while the pin occurred.

[ClockShot]

What the fuck?

Lame.

[EDWARD]

nananana...

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice win guys, now don't let the door hit you on your ass as you leave

[TheFallenOneX]

yeah the three weeks of highlights for Shemus

[CSL]

Get the feeling Clockshot would be all 'WTF? That sucked' if Eddie Guerrero had risen from the dead and interfered in that match

[RKO'em]

gay 4 bourne

[Stealth-Icon]

I hoped that they had showed the boot to Lawler as a highlight while he is sitting there like a little bitch

[EDWARD]

what the hell is a "showdown?"

[ClockShot]

Get the feeling Clockshot would be all 'WTF? That sucked' if Eddie Guerrero had risen from the dead and interfered in that match

I was referring to Legacy getting tossed out of the building for no reason after that match.

[TheFallenOneX]

Get the feeling Clockshot would be all 'WTF? That sucked' if Eddie Guerrero had risen from the dead and interfered in that match


Brrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnsssss mamaceta

[ClockShot]

Red Dead looks purrty.

[CSL]

I was referring to Legacy getting tossed out of the building for no reason after that match.

You mean other to ensure they don't interfere in the Orton/Kofi, which he spoke about before the match?

[ClockShot]

He's probably gonna make it a lumberjack match regardless.

[EDWARD]

jessica biel is so hot

[jerichoholicninja]

I love that this TLC commercial has no music. Is there even an "official song" for TLC?

[RKO'em]

Maryse is so hot

[Stealth-Icon]

MARYSE

[CSL]

MARYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[RKO'em]

I love that this TLC commercial has no music. Is there even an "official song" for TLC?

Pretty sure I heard music d00d

[EDWARD]

maryse is one of the few divas that make me like the diva's division

[Stealth-Icon]

Oh yes, replay of the hottest pin ever

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah the TLC theme is Bullet Soul by Switchfoot.

[TheFallenOneX]

so where is Mark Cuban at with this

[RKO'em]

I love default sounding rock music too!

[Stealth-Icon]

I bet that Ryan Clark already has his link set up for "NIPPLE SLIP ON RAW>>>CLICK HERE"

[jerichoholicninja]

Guest ring announcer is way overused.

[Stealth-Icon]

Book Ends
Maryse and Kelly Kelly

[EDWARD]

CATFIGHT!!!

[KIRA]

That top melina has is hidious

[Stealth-Icon]

That top melina has is hidious

It matches her face then

[EDWARD]

It matches her face then

hey she is a handsome woman!

[RKO'em]

Anyone ever see Melina's like 5 second porno?

[CSL]

lol 'handsome woman'

[Stealth-Icon]

hey she is a handsome woman!

At least she has fixed her buck teeth that she used to have. That did make an improvement. Now she is only a one bagger, not two

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Stealth-Icon]

Is that a DXMas tree?

[EDWARD]

ok the socks are TOO FAR!!

[CSL]

lol 'DX's version of the scarf'

[Stealth-Icon]

ok the socks are TOO FAR!!

Just wait for the DX jock strap

[RKO'em]

friendship...hahaha...hey Hunter, remember when you attacked me a bunch of times with a sledgehammer?

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm going to assume that HBK's time with JBL never involved JBL giving HBK any financial tips since it seems every week he needs to sell stuff like he's desperate for money again. :shifty:

[EDWARD]

only a matter of time...

[ClockShot]

I wonder where HBK learned to speak leprechaun?

[Stealth-Icon]

HBK doing Chebacca...priceless

[RKO'em]

SO BAD

[CSL]

Did they re-hire Vince Russo?

[Stealth-Icon]

Did they re-hire Vince Russo?

Worse, Stephanie is writing this

[CSL]

As a brit, I wish I could say I was happy to have Michael Cole on my TV screen

[KIRA]

How is Sheamus destroying a man half his size and a man twice his age make him have a devastating impact

[Team Sheep]

Sheamus, a fellow Brit.

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, Lawler doesn't even acknowledge his getting kicked

[Stealth-Icon]

They should have Mr T. be a guest GM

[RKO'em]

They should have Mr T. be a guest GM

yes.

[Stealth-Icon]

Randy should just walk in the ring and RKO Cuban just like he did before

[Tb1]

They really need to end this Host shit. Wait 'till Rock hosts then abruptly destroy it.

[ClockShot]

Let's see what Cuban got for ref skills.

[ClockShot]

:lol:

Kofi's got a Sweet Chin Music warm-up now.

[CSL]

lol literally the fastest count ever

[Hanso Amore]

Just got home, what I miss?

[jerichoholicninja]

Wait a minute! Referencing history twice in one night.

[EDWARD]

you mean to tell me mark cuban waited six years just to count to three?

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, 6 years. Getting RKO'ed and costing a match equal payback.

[ClockShot]

What happened 6 years ago?

[Stealth-Icon]

you mean to tell me mark cuban waited six years just to count to three?

It took him that long to learn to count that high

[CSL]

lol these Sheamus vids

[Emperor Smeat]

I'd rather have the WWE continue this feud as long as possible since the Kofi-Orton feud the last few weeks has been very good than end it before the Rumble by the way it looks to be heading.

Been much more entertaining than the long on and off Cena-Orton feud that got stale pretty quickly each time.

[Stealth-Icon]

Just got home, what I miss?

Over an hour now with no Jericho, and too much Cuban

[CSL]

It's no wonder americans have a rep for being a nation of chunkers, fast food seems so cheap in all these ads

[Hanso Amore]

It's no wonder americans have a rep for being a nation of chunkers, fast food seems so cheap in all these ads

Cheap, Quick and easy....We stood no chance

[KIRA]

the sheer number of ads is the sad part

but Im a 120 ibs vegan so i got no real leg to stand on

[KIRA]

I hope mark wins and goes back to bein a mean SOB

[Stealth-Icon]

The Wiz is on, need to take a piss break now.

[RKO'em]

Lawler said he's "overly Caucasian" i Lol'ed

[CSL]

Pretty sure I'd be a blubbery mess if I lived over there, 2 pizzas and those finger things for under £10, $5 foot longs, Taco Bell etc

[CSL]

Miz over clean, love it

[Hanso Amore]

Pretty sure I'd be a blubbery mess if I lived over there, 2 pizzas and those finger things for under £10, $5 foot longs, Taco Bell etc

Indeed. If you ork a office job its so easy to just grab a value meal and slam it down in your brief lunch.

it sucks the yare bad for you, but oh they are so fucking food my friend

[RKO'em]

Pretty sure I'd be a blubbery mess if I lived over there, 2 pizzas and those finger things for under £10, $5 foot longs, Taco Bell etc

Ha not all of us eat fast food

[CSL]

Sonic's brown bag special :(

[KIRA]

Pretty sure I'd be a blubbery mess if I lived over there, 2 pizzas and those finger things for under £10, $5 foot longs, Taco Bell etc

How much is fast food across the pond just curious

[Stealth-Icon]

Let's see Masters flex his pecks to some beats now

[KIRA]

nowthis match is the piss break

[EDWARD]

i thought they squashed the whole chavo/hornswoggle thing?

[Afterlife]

I wonder if they'll be hyping Sheamus tonight.

[Hanso Amore]

How has Horny been employed for like 3 years....

I can get it lasting a year....but WTF

[Stealth-Icon]

I wonder if they'll be hyping Sheamus tonight.

LOL, I think that they have mentioned him in almost every segment now

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, Eve's bigger than Chavo is

[EDWARD]

chavo is about to get served!

[CSL]

How much is fast food across the pond just curious

Well just about all foot long sandwiches at Subway cost nearly £5, if not more, which is like what, $8? You're average meal at KFC is about £5, where as over there they seem to be like $3-4. But yeah, quite a bit more. It's the same with DVD's, games etc

And lol @ Chavo shouting 'in yo faaaace'

[Triple Naitch]

Chris Masters needs to change his name to The Situation.

[Stealth-Icon]

awesome

[Hanso Amore]

LOL...I dunno if I am drunk....but that shit with the pecs was funny

[CSL]

lol @ Masters' gimmick being making his pecs dance

[Stealth-Icon]

Flexing his pecks is his "hulking up"

[KIRA]

Chavo swoggle has to e the longest longest fued in yrs

[CSL]

Mate of mine can do it very well, he has full on man titties though

[Innovator]

Did he really just hulk up by bouncing his pecs? awesome

[Innovator]

I can do it, but not to the extent of Masters

[Hanso Amore]

So who is this Sheamus character? Seems like he has "beef" with John Cena?

[Hanso Amore]

I can do it, but not to the extent of Masters

I bet you love cocks too.


I dunno.

[Stealth-Icon]

So who is this Sheamus character? Seems like he has "beef" with John Cena?

He is the Whiter evil Irish version of Cena

[Stealth-Icon]

I am looking forward to Dennis Miller hosting

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Still no Umaga mention, unless i missed it for some reason. They didn't mention Test on screen/"In memory of" screen either after he died I don't think.

Seems like they don't want to devote airtime to alumni that seem to have died likely roid-induced deaths.</font> :-\

[EDWARD]

we are already at the main event and NO FREAKIN' MENTION of fatu's passing?!?!

[Stealth-Icon]

I really doubt that they will mention it at all. Sad.

[EDWARD]

wow a sea of jericho sucks signs!! EPIC!!

[Indifferent Clox]

no we pay 5 bucks for footlongs, they even have commercials 5 5 dollar foot loooooooooong

[CSL]

Was pretty sure they wouldn't mention it when Carlito came out wearing a black armband. Shame but I don't blame them really

[Stealth-Icon]

Jericho should keep the beard

[KIRA]

A pec dance makes masters a face......amazing the crap that get you over

[Stealth-Icon]

This handicap match seems unfair for Jericho. They should let DX have one more person with them to even it out.

[EDWARD]

jericho is the chuck norris of the wwe

[CSL]

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n38/von_muff/Altered-Beast-1.jpg

[Stealth-Icon]

Jericho wearing a black arm band and DX not wearing them, surprising.

[Stealth-Icon]

That ladder didn't even get touched and HBK went down

[Indifferent Clox]

I think Jericho and Michaels will grab the titles in some sort of confusion, making them the champs

[Stealth-Icon]

Jericho will grab one belt and HBK grabs the other belt, thus no longer having unified Tag Team champs. Each team gets a belt

[Stealth-Icon]

Wonder if Michael Irvin has any coke on him?

[Stealth-Icon]

Someone's going through a table here

[Tb1]

What a main event.

[Stealth-Icon]

Raw is Debate club

[Stealth-Icon]

How can Sheamus say he hasn't been beaten. Goldust beat him on ECW

[CSL]

Selective memory, the spine of any wrestling storyline

[Stealth-Icon]

Selective memory, the spine of any wrestling storyline

It's true, it's damn true

[Stealth-Icon]

Cena keeps saying no comment, cause he even knows that this debate is lame

[CSL]

He's gonna start a roaring promo in a sec me thinks

[Stealth-Icon]

I smell the "Champ is here" coming up very quick

[Stealth-Icon]

There is it

[KIRA]

ykmow cena can be good on the mic when hes angry and it looks like all the veins in his neck are trying to find their very own escape routes

[jerichoholicninja]

SHEAMUS SMASH!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

OMG what did that chair do to Cena to deserve that abuse from him :shifty:

[CSL]

Cena's always been great on the mic, it's just when they run with the daft kiddy talk that it gets annoying

[Stealth-Icon]

I am just waiting for the day that someone throw a chair or object out of the ring like they do and it accidentally goes into the crowd

[jerichoholicninja]

I know Sheamus is going to lose but he is making Cena look like a little girl... and that makes me happy.

[Stealth-Icon]

GO Cuban

[CSL]

Are you kidding me

[Emperor Smeat]

Somewhere right now David Stern must be smiling seeing Cuban get beaten up

[CSL]

Sheamus had better literally end his life rn

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Did they really think that was a smart way to build the number one contender?

[Stealth-Icon]

WTF, Cena can get up after getting his ass kicked for 20 minutes in a match, but two kicks from Sheamus and he is out

[jerichoholicninja]

Mark Cuban is so the man.

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, the Mavericks where laughing

[Emperor Smeat]

Well at least 6 years from now they can have Cuban get his revenge against Sheamus if he's still in the WWE.

[SammyG]

Did I just see Marc Cuban get smashed

[Stealth-Icon]

Indeed you did

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Bah gawd Sheamus looks unstoppable beating up the guest host. WILL CENA OVERCOME SHEAMUS??? *puke*

Kinda iffy Raw. Poor Swagger.</font> :(

[Loose Cannon]

did they mention anything about Umaga?

[Xero]

Not one word.

[Xero]

I didn't notice anyone wearing armbands or anything obvious commemorating him, either.

[Loose Cannon]

lol @ Cuban knocking Sheamus down though. what the fuck was Sheamus thinking going down like that. it looked really awkward and even Cole said he tripped over himself.

[Xero]

"So THIS is that push they were talking about..."

[Loose Cannon]

I didn't notice anyone wearing armbands or anything obvious commemorating him, either.

huh, yea, I didn't see that either. maybe because of the drug issue, they were told to shy away from it

[HBPunk]

I didn't notice anyone wearing armbands or anything obvious commemorating him, either.

Carlito and Y2J had armbands,that Raw was absolutely awful,masters segment was embarrassing. SHEAMUS IS THE MAN

[Gerard]

So have they shitcanned littlepeoples court alltogether?

[Stealth-Icon]

So have they shitcanned littlepeoples court alltogether?

If we are lucky they have.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I didn't notice anyone wearing armbands or anything obvious commemorating him, either.

Jericho had a black armband, but it didn't say anything on it. Who knows.