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Jordan
12-11-2009, 11:14 PM
Okay, so you are walking down the street in either Hartford, Dallas, or Inda... somebody spills their drink on your face. You clear your eyes and see either Vince McMahon, Dixie Carter, or The Great Khali. You take one step back and get ready to punch the asshole that just spilled their drink in your face. WHO DO YOU PUNCH AND WHY?

Theo Dious
12-11-2009, 11:17 PM
Vince. He's no pushover, but he's getting old... I think I could outrun him.

Xero
12-11-2009, 11:19 PM
I suck his dick because Dixie has a dick.

Juan
12-11-2009, 11:22 PM
This is kind of dumb.

Jordan
12-11-2009, 11:24 PM
Yeah well I do watch wrestling and spend too much valuable life on TPWW.net, what did you expect Shakespeare?

Indifferent Clox
12-11-2009, 11:26 PM
khali, perhaps i could injure him to the point where he could never wrestle again. plus if I aim for his face, i'll probably hit his balls.

Ermaximus
12-11-2009, 11:27 PM
Yeah well I do watch wrestling and spend too much valuable life on TPWW.net, what did you expect Shakespeare?

Yes actually I would. Could I hear some MacBeth please?

Indifferent Clox
12-11-2009, 11:30 PM
I played Mercutio in Romeo in Juliet In HS

Jordan
12-12-2009, 12:08 AM
The hidden answer here is Khali, because while he is a giant he is a friendly giant and former police chief and he wouldn't get upset if you hit him, because it wouldn't hurt. Vince will kick your ass, and if you hit a woman then your labeled as a woman hitter, and then tomorrow is that much harder....

tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time. And all our yesterdays have lighted fools to the way of dusty death.

Storer50
12-12-2009, 12:47 AM
well which one of us wouldn't give Dixie a nice spanking

HBPunk
12-12-2009, 01:25 AM
Id kick dixie in her/his fucking head and split her face open on a rock

Supreme Olajuwon
12-12-2009, 02:16 AM
Dixie because I could win

Mr. Nerfect
12-12-2009, 02:42 AM
I gotta back Supreme on this one.

Indifferent Clox
12-12-2009, 02:51 AM
I am pretty sure i could win against vince, but he'd sew me.

plus he is responsible for some of my happiest moments of my childhood. so I don't think I can really punch him.

el bobbo
12-12-2009, 04:35 AM
I would punch Dixie in the vaginal region, over and over again (AKA fistfuck).

Nicky Fives
12-12-2009, 09:25 AM
I would take Dixie back to my place for her punishment......

Gerard
12-12-2009, 09:35 AM
All 3, id kick khali in the nuts and he would fall over and crush Vince and Dixie. I win. :foc:

HBPunk
12-12-2009, 12:15 PM
I am pretty sure i could win against vince, but he'd sew me.

Are you fucking serious?! You know that means hes more likely to knit you into a jumper than take your money

The Jayman
12-12-2009, 04:22 PM
Dixie because I could win

exactly

Anybody Thrilla
12-12-2009, 06:24 PM
Why does this thread exist?

Skippord
12-13-2009, 12:03 AM
Khali, he's easy to run away from probably

Xero
12-13-2009, 12:05 AM
Not if he had a jet pack.

Nark Order
12-13-2009, 12:36 AM
Hornswoggle

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