3 Hour RAW thread for 12/14/09 - Your Slammy winner for whitest champion ever is...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Great transition again, I love how they're figuring out how to get into the move in different ways. Damn shame that match was SO fuckin quick.

[KIRA]

Apparently for punk being a heel means growing your chest and face hair to signify your allegiance to the dark side

[legendkillerRKO]

It's called work. People have to do it to make a living. Blattently disregarding spoiler tags like that is just a dick move.

spolier! sheamus won

[Stealth-Icon]

it happened almost 24 hours ago! you took too long

Why are you even posting about this in the wrestling forum?

[Tb1]

LOL at that red head getting all emotional

[Ermaximus]

Seriously, do we get Taker/Cena tonight or are we going to be subjected to yet another Cena/Orton match?

[Londoner]

lol apologising for not winning lol

[KIRA]

please let this be a lost my smile speech

[Londoner]

AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGHHHH

[KIRA]

DAMNIT

[legendkillerRKO]

ugh cena losing was to promote his new shirt

[Londoner]

*bangs head against wall cause of the screams*

[Afterlife]

Is he giving his kids a pep talk?

[Afterlife]

Seriously, do we get Taker/Cena tonight or are we going to be subjected to yet another Cena/Orton match?

In my opinion, it sucks either way.

[legendkillerRKO]

fuck you cena *clap clap clap clap clap*

[ClockShot]

Someone come out and be the voice of reason already.

[screech]

This is horrendous.

[DaVe]

*Cena says a line*

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ermaximus]

Yet the WWE Universe doesn't want you John so piss off.

[Emperor Smeat]

why is it every big crowd needs to have that one person who shreiks or screams at a high pitch that it gets annoying after the 1st time.

[Stealth-Icon]

did Cena dye his hair?

[screech]

How is that different from any other night ever?

[KIRA]

He sounds like hes apoligizing to his mom for somethin

[Ermaximus]

FFS, Cena going with the Goldberg gimmick?

[Afterlife]

Cena "not losing" isn't exactly headline news...

[legendkillerRKO]

so if i hit john cena with my car can my defense be "i couldnt see him!"

[ClockShot]

So does this mean Cena wins Superstar of the Year by default now?

[Emperor Smeat]

Swagger should have done the same guarantee by saying "until a title" since his lasted about 2-3 weeks

[Ermaximus]

So does this mean Cena wins Superstar of the Year by default now?
That would be a very good assumption.

[Dukelorange]

He'll lose if he faces the Undertaker.

[Afterlife]

So does this mean Cena wins Superstar of the Year by default now?

Goddammit, I didn't even think about that. What a piece of shit. He hasn't done anything to be SotY.

[legendkillerRKO]

niners 7 cards 0 btw

[Ermaximus]

Goddammit, I didn't even think about that. What a piece of shit. He hasn't done anything to be SotY.

Hasn't done anything except from you know, being John Cena. Isn't that enough?:roll:

[The Show Off]

I pick Kid Rock for Diva of the year.

[KIRA]

I swear that had to be the most akward speech Ive ever sat through and Ive seen countless warrior promos

[Dukelorange]

Well at least we haven't had a Divas match yet.... or a Divas inter promotional battle royal.

[The Show Off]

The Show?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol. "The Show" Triple H.

[Afterlife]

Hasn't done anything except from you know, being John Cena. Isn't that enough?:roll:

Bite your tongue.

[Ermaximus]

The Show Triple H. Wow.

[legendkillerRKO]

are we gunna get the real results for diva of the year or wht wwe wants us to see?

[DaVe]

The Show Triple H?

[The Show Off]

I'm The Show.... Off

Should I go up their and present?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Milburn :D

[KIRA]

Its a dick move not warning miller about his demographic when he was chosen to host

[legendkillerRKO]

milburn!

[DaVe]

AAHHA Dennis Millbern

[The Show Off]

So this is just going to be a DX skit

[Ermaximus]

Bite your tongue.

Trust me, I don't want him to win either.

[Londoner]

brand new titles? they been changed or something?

[legendkillerRKO]

if taker mbm doesnt win then im killing someone

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I will be absolutely shocked if they don't drop the straps. Michaels and Hunter don't want to do two shows a week, and now they have won the "elusive" tag titles, may as well drop them now.

Also, Michaels and Taker better damn well win.

[ClockShot]

'Taker/HBK

[Londoner]

gee i wonder what wins this

[legendkillerRKO]

hbm*

[KIRA]

brand new titles? they been changed or something?

Triple h can make it so

[screech]

No debate necessary

[Londoner]

hbk theme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Afterlife]

Meh.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Good on Hunter. "I can vouch for it, because I had to follow it and I didn't stand a chance."

[Londoner]

So taker doesn't get to collect it?

[DaVe]

Ha, awesome work by H there.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wouldn't be surprised if Undertaker came out to claim his Slammy since he did win the match.

[legendkillerRKO]

where is taker?

[KIRA]

WTF dosent taker get to accept I wanna see him do it...then have it burst into flame or something

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Here comes the start of Michaels/Taker 2 at Mania!!!!!!!!! :love:!

[ClockShot]

Round 2?

[Londoner]

set up for hbk/taker 2 thats why

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ermaximus]

DUDE!!! HBM/Taker=all for it.

[DaVe]

Yeaaaahh.

[Afterlife]

Now THAT is interesting.

[Dukelorange]

*I'm ordering Wrestlemania now*

[KIRA]

This could rock

[Londoner]

*I'm ordering Wrestlemania now*

I always do.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*I'm ordering Wrestlemania now*

Word. I'm officially sold on Mania no matter what the rest of the card looks like.

[legendkillerRKO]

nooo that means HHH is gunna be in the title match at mania....argh

[Dukelorange]

Word. I'm officially sold on Mania no matter what the rest of the card looks like.

Even if it's all Diva matches.... LOL

Anyway I think HBK now has surpassed Flair in my book...

[Afterlife]

nooo that means HHH is gunna be in the title match at mania....argh

In a boring match with a bland opponent!

[legendkillerRKO]

yay cena and hhh for the wwe titla at mania!!! totally sucks

[Afterlife]

Even if it's all Diva matches.... LOL

Anyway I think HBK now has surpassed Flair in my book...

The Gobbly Gooker has surpassed Flair.

[ClockShot]

What happened? 'Taker forgot his ring attire in San Antonio?

[Londoner]

yay cena and hhh for the wwe titla at mania!!! totally sucks

oh do shut up

[legendkillerRKO]

there better be some storyline that keeps hhh and cena out of the title match at mania because hbm/taker 2 is still only one match

[RawRocks]

you know what would work.. Cena vs Taker for the Superstar of the Year.. and then Cena adds a stip for the WHC... wins the belt and heel turn automatically

[ClockShot]

Sweet. Orton's no title shot clause is off.

[KIRA]

move cena to SD! thats the only solution I can think of

[Supreme Olajuwon]

how would that be a heel turn

[legendkillerRKO]

so batista is gunna cost take this match and we get cena/orton for the 154376576365 time!

[ClockShot]

VINTAGE!

[Londoner]

Orton gonna win by count out

[KIRA]

can u do vintage twice in one night

[HeartBreakMan2k]

RKO!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

shitty

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Whoooo! RANNNNNDY!

[ClockShot]

Fuck this.

[screech]

lol who wins by count out?

[legendkillerRKO]

orton/cena for the 5 billionth time!

[Dukelorange]

you know what would work.. Cena vs Taker for the Superstar of the Year.. and then Cena adds a stip for the WHC... wins the belt and heel turn automatically

Wait... Cena's not a heel? :shifty:

[DaVe]

Well that sucks.

[DaVe]

Cena wins for sure, then.

[KIRA]

GEE I Wonder who will be superstar of the year

[Stealth-Icon]

I now see Orton winning this. Cena on losing two nights in a row making him go mad and turn heel

[Dukelorange]

GEE I Wonder who will be superstar of the year

Cryme Tyme? :-\

[DaVe]

Lol, is darts a big sport in England? Freddy Flintoff and Hatton vouching for some darts player in a Sky Sports ad.

[KIRA]

I now see Orton winning this. Cena on losing two nights in a row making him go mad and turn heel

Yea its fun to dream isnt it

[Savio]

What happened? Taker vs HBK was announced or something?

[Londoner]

Lol, is darts a big sport in England? Freddy Flintoff and Hatton vouching for some darts player in a Sky Sports ad.

Yes it is, its growing alot now. I love it also. That some player i imagine is the 14 time world champ.

[Afterlife]

I now see Orton winning this. Cena on losing two nights in a row making him go mad and turn heel

Jesus God In Heaven, please take Cena's smile away.

[legendkillerRKO]

[QUOTE=Afterlife;2858489]Jesus God In Heaven, please take Cena's smile away.[/QUOTE
or his life

[KIRA]

I sometimes wonder if the WWE is aware of the fans seething hatred for john cena

[Londoner]

lol miller sounded nervous announcing mcmahon there

[Londoner]

AHAHAHAHAHA nice one vince!!!!

[ClockShot]

Bob Barker. No contest.

[legendkillerRKO]

shaqtus!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

What happened? Taker vs HBK was announced or something?

HBM accepted the match of the year award and before walking away he came back and said "You know what Taker... I can beat you. I know it, and you know it" and then he laid down the challenge for HBM/Taker II at Mania.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The Diesel for sure.

[ClockShot]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah buddy.

[legendkillerRKO]

fail...shaq was way better

[Emperor Smeat]

woooooooooo now give him the job as permanent GM of RAW :shifty:

[KIRA]

Jesus God In Heaven, please take Cena's smile away.

I mouthed a similar prayer earlier in this thread I didnt get my wish
I dont think you stand a chance either sorry mate

[Londoner]

fail...shaq was way better

yup

[Londoner]

is this gonna be the rock announcement?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

WHHHHHHHHAT!?!

[KIRA]

Vince looked like he just flashed back to montreal

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, Bret's gotta host soon. They wouldn't have run that otherwise.

[ClockShot]

Work or shoot?

[Stealth-Icon]

What a lousy audience....great one Vince

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gotta be a work

[legendkillerRKO]

who cares brett hart sucks...wheres the rock

[Afterlife]

:lol: Chuckle Hut.

[RawRocks]

what about ALF?

[Londoner]

who cares brett hart sucks...wheres the rock

God sakes if you're hating it this much then stop watching.:nono:

[Afterlife]

I mouthed a similar prayer earlier in this thread I didnt get my wish
I dont think you stand a chance either sorry mate

I'm Afterlife. Me and God are close.

[legendkillerRKO]

God sakes if you're hating it this much then stop watching.:nono:

not hating "it" i just dont like brett hart hes a whiny bitch

[Londoner]

not hating "it" i just dont like brett hart hes a whiny bitch

bit like you then.

[ClockShot]

Did I hear someone whisper Chris Jericho?

[legendkillerRKO]

bit like you then.

wow good one...maybe brett will have another stroke so he cant host

[Londoner]

That same girl keeps screaming

[Londoner]

No wonder the crowds dead

[Stealth-Icon]

DX to drop the belts by Undertaker standing at the top of the ramp shooting a lightning bolt at HBM, dropping him down so JeriShow can pin him, UT accepting the challenge.

[Stealth-Icon]

Damn, Jericho taped himself up fast.

[ClockShot]

So they're really gonna go through with Little People's Court next week.

I'll believe it if I bother to see it.

[Londoner]

oh what

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lmao. Nice finish! hahahaha

[Stealth-Icon]

That was fucking Gay

[legendkillerRKO]

wht happend i changed the channel for 5 seconds lol

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Christian helping to kick out Jericho when he doesn't belong on Raw either

[KIRA]

God help us theyve reformed the dx army

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Xtian does the worst crotch chops...ever.

[Stealth-Icon]

Why exactly did Big Show leave already

[Londoner]

most of those guys arent on raw anyway

[legendkillerRKO]

what did hhh do? i missed it?

[LoDownM]

"Go back to Canada" lulz.

[KIRA]

somehow jericho getting jumped by that particular group would be hilarious to me

[Jannettyzilla]

I love that both the Punk/Cena match and the DX/JeriShow match lasted less time than it took me to change my laundry. :n:

[legendkillerRKO]

no answer here?

[Emperor Smeat]

So does this mean no more Jerishow unless they let Big Show pop up on Smackdown ?

[ClockShot]

Carlito is still employed.

[Indifferent Clox]

Triple H brought out a bunch of other wrestlers who chris jericho had wronged in his past as mhonorary members of dx who pushed hi out while doing shitty looking dx chops.

[Stealth-Icon]

Masterpiece not wearing a shirt, wait until the flexing of the pecs begins

[KIRA]

RANDOM CARLITO MOMENT! I love these

[Indifferent Clox]

carlito and jericho
Jerito

I used to get those at mexican restaurants.

[legendkillerRKO]

no i mean how did dx get disqualified

[KIRA]

Kofi for the win

[ClockShot]

Cena going into that spotlight put a smile on my face.

[Stealth-Icon]

We were robbed, Matt instead of Jeff. Abraham Washington should have presented this one.

[Stealth-Icon]

Go Carlito

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Carlitio

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

This crowd sucks.

[KIRA]

DAMN IT that wouldve been a nice way to ed=nd that with carlito walking off

[Tb1]

LOL "This is more like The Source awards!"

[Savio]

lol who said that?

[Tb1]

Striker slipped it in

[legendkillerRKO]

49ers 17 Cardinalss 0 at halftime

[ClockShot]

Cards gotta have a big 2nd half.

[Stealth-Icon]

Cards gotta have a big 2nd half.

Not going to happen tonight

[Savio]

"You know my boss who owns a trillion dollars, hotels and casinos...."

who says that?

[Savio]

those are some gay pants

there are too many new faces

[ClockShot]

NOW LISTEN! THIS AIN'T NO MAKE BELIEVE!

[Londoner]

How can anyone dislike drew's theme?

[legendkillerRKO]

oh radio!

[Savio]

tooooooo many new faces

[Stealth-Icon]

Yoshi needs new music

[legendkillerRKO]

i want terrible things to happen to yoshi tatsu

[ClockShot]

Mizark?

He and MVP have a falling out?

[DaVe]

Morrison has the freaking most awesome entrance in wrasslin today. That addition of pyro recently just makes it so sweet.

[Londoner]

Drews team to win

[Innovator]

MIZARK

[Innovator]

Wig splitting time

[RawRocks]

thats the most alive for a match the crowd has been all night.. geez

[legendkillerRKO]

i hate yoshi tatsu

[KIRA]

Yoshi so damn hoppy!

yes hoppy

[Savio]

where is Ms. Foxx?

[RawRocks]

Am I the only one who think Michael Cera needs to go away?

[Savio]

Why does WWE feel the need to toot its own horn?

[ClockShot]

Maryse and Fox dare to be different.

[ClockShot]

Alot of divas are gonna trip over their dresses.

[Londoner]

Alot of divas are gonna trip over their dresses.

lol

[RawRocks]

Beth Phoenix in a dress doesnt look right for some reason.

[Londoner]

so much for that

[KIRA]

is it just me or were the fans into that divas match

[ClockShot]

That was it?

[KIRA]

this is gonna be good

[Stealth-Icon]

Nice necklace MVP

[Stealth-Icon]

Alica Fox=Scary Spice

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Goldust

[Savio]

what were they chanting?

[Stealth-Icon]

WTF Maria?

[legendkillerRKO]

she was gone half the year!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, how popular is that girl? Even when they don't book her to be a focal point she wins.

[Savio]

Alica Fox=Scary Spice
her hair is sexy tho

[ClockShot]

Maria?

Lawler must have pulled an all nighter if she got all those votes.

[KIRA]

That does it these awards are fucking rigged

[HeartBreakMan2k]

To be fair she is really... really... REALLY hot.

[Stealth-Icon]

Can't the WWE afford Dennis Miller for the whole show?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA Batista West!

[Savio]

lack luster Kanye impression

[KIRA]

dancin dave in a tight pink shirt there are no words

[Stealth-Icon]

Maria = dumbest Diva of the year. and is Batista campaigning for Diva award by wearing pink?

[legendkillerRKO]

kan-tista

[ClockShot]

Time to call it a night, Miller.

[Stealth-Icon]

you have got to be kidding me

[KIRA]

Tony sounds like a busted tickle me elmo

[Tb1]

This is awful.

[RawRocks]

this isnt even funny

[ClockShot]

:wtf:

[Londoner]

oh for fucks sake so glad ive not been watching

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Gotta go with HBM here!

[Stealth-Icon]

Is this skit over, I had to change the channel

[KIRA]

And they are marketing a fat oiled up guy in a banana hammock to kids

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Did Cole just hump The King?

[ClockShot]

Get that man some downers.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

VINTAGE!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

what was the award for???

[HeartBreakMan2k]

OH MY! VINTAGE MICHEAL COLE!

[legendkillerRKO]

vintage awfulness

[KIRA]

cole hugging another half naked man everything ive ever mocked cole for is in this skit


I think miller just wants a real stiff drink right now

[RawRocks]

thank god that is over... wouldnt bother me if they would just abolish the Slammy Awards

[legendkillerRKO]

wow this raw may have been ok if the crowd wasnt terrible

[Londoner]

thank god that is over... wouldnt bother me if they would just abolish the Slammy Awards

agreed

[KIRA]

Yknow I dont remember past slammys being so god aweful

[Londoner]

Yknow I dont remember past slammys being so god aweful

i do

[Tb1]

LOL. DX SNUGGIE

[Savio]

:lol:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I know that these are spoofs of themselves. But I fucking LOVE these segments.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL HBK "what is that, its me getting beat up AGAIN"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I fuckin love these segments.

[Londoner]

lol