Official RAW Thread for 12/28/09 - Superman Meets The Albino

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/thexeroguy

Note: /old for chat is NOT working.

[owenbrown]

Cena Wins the title again.

[Xero]

They do, but it's at http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/ in more of a headlines fashion.

[Cool King]

Who wants to bet that the line "Last/Final Raw Of 2009" is said at least once during tonights Raw?

It'll most likely be Michael Cole that says it, along with his usual crap.

Also, I have a feeling Cena will win tonight. :-\

[RatedGSuperstar]

Here's to hoping for a cheap DQ in the WWE title match. Unfortunately, on Raw, only faces like DX are smart enough to take advantage of the rule.

The real attraction is going to be Vince's Hart announcement, and I wouldn't be surprised if they teased it all night -- various people asking him about it backstage until he gets fed up and announces it at the end of the show.

[Splaya]

I hope Shittyena doesn't win tonight

[Xero]

Is chat under /old not working for anyone else?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hoping for A.) A Cena loss or win by DQ or count-out so he doesn't wind up with the WWE Championship, and B.) Some sort of diva "special attraction" that's not a clusterfuck. Although, being Timbaland as the host, good luck with B., and with A., well, being Cena facing Sheamus tonight, the Celtic Warrior may need all the luck he can get to retain tonight.

[Splaya]

Is chat under /old not working for anyone else?

[owenbrown]

wasn't working for me either

[Xero]

Yeah updated the link.

[The Pope]

Note from xero at top : Chat is not working

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hoping for A.) A Cena loss or win by DQ or count-out so he doesn't wind up with the WWE Championship, and B.) Some sort of diva "special attraction" that's not a clusterfuck. Although, being Timbaland as the host, good luck with B., and with A., well, being Cena facing Sheamus tonight, the Celtic Warrior may need all the luck he can get to retain tonight.

Why are you hoping for any diva involvement at all?

[parkmania]

Why are you hoping for any diva involvement at all?

Snack-making takes often takes more than the 2 minutes for commercials. Either that or he's planning on taking a huge dump during that time.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh please.

[Savio]

I'd like to see Alicia fox say she is coming to my house after Raw.

[ClockShot]

Raw is live from Hartford, CT. Haven't been back there in god knows how long. Last time they were in the state they were at MoSu, Piven hosted, and the show was a goddamn train wreck. Except the Piven heel turn at the end.

Anyway, Timbaland hosts and I could care less. I'm hearing ALOT of Bret Hart hype is planned, so we'll see if Connecticut get 2 shitty shows in a row.

[Londoner]

I'll be watching,. very fucked atm so hoping for a good show.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It shouldn't be too hard to top last week's show, so here's to hoping.

[Londoner]

I thankfully missed last weeks show.

[Londoner]

go on jericho!!!!!!

[Splaya]

Oh btw, Cena won't be winning. Considering that he won't be on next weeks show for the 1/4 taping.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Gotta love Jericho.

[ClockShot]

Oh boy. Jericho with a bullhorn in Hartford. Gonna be a bumpy night.

Evening fellas.

[jerichoholicninja]

Yes. Conspiracy victim.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Cena will win. He just won't win the title.

[Innovator]

Thank god i didn't go to this, WOO BRET GRAPHIC

[Anybody Thrilla]

Final Raw of 2009 right off the bat. Thanks Cole.

[Innovator]

and back to the game

[ClockShot]

Get the fuck out of my state, Cena. Springfield is 10 minutes up the road.

[Savio]

I would love if Sheamus went over cleanly......not a fan of sheamus but hey.

[Dukelorange]

Raw can't get any worse than last week...

[Savio]

cena having trouble with the table lol

[Londoner]

vintage raw

[ClockShot]

Oh I see. He's reconstructing the scene of the crime.

[RKO'em]

I lol'ed @ the thread title

[Londoner]

Oh I see. He's reconstructing the scene of the crime.

O RLY. Clever you.

[ClockShot]

Red Sox Suck sign in the front row.

That just made my night.

[Londoner]

uh oh tables match, cena's gonna botch again.

[Londoner]

Yes sheamus, and you're very convincing in that fake irish accent.

[ClockShot]

Raw is Orton.

[Savio]

"raw belongs to the wwe universe" I knew he was going to say that. So gay.

[Londoner]

bah gawd he got put through the table bah gawd

[owenbrown]

DAMMIT TO FUCKING HELL CENA IS GONNA WIN THE BELT TONIGHT!

[Londoner]

I was just beginning to get convinced, ah well.

[RKO'em]

DAMMIT TO FUCKING HELL CENA IS GONNA WIN THE BELT TONIGHT!

naaaah

[RKO'em]

there's a fuckin show about people who chop down trees?

[owenbrown]

this video is more entertaining than John Cena

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[Splaya]

Shittyena is not winning the title tonight guys

[Tb1]

Quite the soft table bump. Let's hope Jericho is all over this show.

[Jannettyzilla]

Y'know, I'm gonna laugh when Cena loses via a Vince screwjob and all the Bret Hart marks realize he'll be returning to side with Cena.

[Londoner]

Gotta love fake king reactions

[ClockShot]

Nice hearing aid, Timbaland.

[Savio]

Cole cant pronounce his name

[Tb1]

WHAT A SEGMENT

[jerichoholicninja]

is he drunk or high or both?

[Savio]

Timbaland is stoned lol

[RKO'em]

sounds like he's flying high

[Londoner]

timbaland is shite

[Splaya]

Yup Timbaland is high, Cena versus Sheamus is the biggest match of the century

[Londoner]

Yup Timbaland is high, Cena versus Sheamus is the biggest match of the century

:D

[Savio]

is he drunk or high or both?
might be both

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I was really hopeful Tim would be a really good option for host. He has absolutely no excitement...

[ClockShot]

What? Break up Legacy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[RKO'em]

interesting...

[RGWhat316]

So is Timbaland getting fined?

[RGWhat316]

Noooooooo, Legacy cant be over?

[ClockShot]

I see Ted going down to start his DVD tour.

Clouded, Cody's future is.

[Londoner]

go jericho go go jericho go jericho go

[Savio]

I want to see Rhodes and Cody win then jump orton

[CSL]

Yes sheamus, and you're very convincing in that fake irish accent.

His accent is the same as his real one only louder

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL why is Jericho not allowed inside the building?

[Tb1]

He's on Smackdown, lost the tag belts to DX so he's no longer allowed to be on both shows.

[ClockShot]

LOL why is Jericho not allowed inside the building?

No tag teams titles. No showing up on Raw.

The bigger question is......why aren't there people on the sidewalks during that segment?

[Stealth-Icon]

So, 25 minutes into the show and still haven't had a match yet.

[DrCrawford]

did anyone see the TNA commercial? wtf

[Nervous Ferret]

His partner was The Big Show wasn't it? Hilarious combo. Wish I had seen some of that

[Tb1]

Jericho :heart:

[Jannettyzilla]

CONSPIRACY VICTIM!!!!

[Johnny Vegas]

lol Jericho is awesome

[ClockShot]

I should drive up there and sign.

[Stealth-Icon]

did anyone see the TNA commercial? wtf

TNA has been promoting on WWE shows for a couple weeks now.

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[jerichoholicninja]

It's nice that they are recycling one of the good things from WCW.

[Londoner]

His accent is the same as his real one only louder

I was just taking the piss that his speech sounded too forced.

[Jannettyzilla]

So, Dibiase wins, Cody loses, Ted helps Cody against Orton?

[Londoner]

I should drive up there and sign.

Yes, you should, YOUR VOTES MATTER, GODDAMNIT.

[RGWhat316]

DX screwed Jericho!

[Stealth-Icon]

Them showing this trailer doesn't make me want to watch the movie. It looks horrible and the stunts/ fights look fairly bad and fake.

[CSL]

I was just taking the piss that his speech sounded too forced.

i r not watching :o

[RGWhat316]

If I wasnt in Michigan, I would sign Jericho's petition.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

So it just occurred to me that they're only building Dibiase as a second gen superstar.... Wasn't his grandfather a wrestler. Mike Dibiase died in the ring if I recall.

[ClockShot]

Ted stays.

No tour just yet.

[Londoner]

Cody rhodes face turn coming up

[RGWhat316]

Well, the Marine promo was longer than that match.

[RKO'em]

WHO IS THE THE JERK OF THE YEAR

[Savio]

I was really hopeful Tim would be a really good option for host. He has absolutely no excitement...Since he's high it works for me.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Yeah, I'm assuming Cody loses, and Ted saves Cody from Orton.

[Stealth-Icon]

Since Timerland is hosting I am sure that Jillian will try to impress him with her singing. Which as horrendous as she is, she is still better than he is.

[Londoner]

I can't believe they still play the previous raw theme after the ads here, ffs

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL MArk Henry :heart:

Cody Rhodes is a damn attractive young man

[owenbrown]

god I hate the "WWE Universe"

[RKO'em]

Mark Henry reminds me of a Goron from The Legend Of Zelda games

[Nervous Ferret]

What the hell MArk Henry just sat on his ass for like 10 seconds. He saw the attack coming and just shook his head and took it.

[Londoner]

Yeah, he's obviously still the worlds strongest man, wish they would shut up about that and let him be a new gimmick.

WTF CODY WON

[ClockShot]

Henry legit hurt?

[Stealth-Icon]

LOL, Henry is faking a leg injury and when Cody took his leg out from him, he landed on Cody and looked like it really hurt Cody.

[RKO'em]

Yeah, he's obviously still the worlds strongest man, wish they would shut up about that and let him be a new gimmick.

WTF CODY WON

sexual chocolate

[Nervous Ferret]

Why do these guys hang out with Orton when he obviously hates them

[Jannettyzilla]

Weak.

[owenbrown]

Since Timerland is hosting I am sure that Jillian will try to impress him with her singing. Which as horrendous as she is, she is still better than he is.

dammit you fucking called it

[Nervous Ferret]

Gail Kim whatttt

She is still super duper hot. When did she come back? LOL midget on a skateboard. Triple H ruleZZZZZZZ

[owenbrown]

oh god it's DX

[HeartBreakMan2k]

"Yeah... no... no :("

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'm sorry, I fuckin love the DX/Swog stuff. Fuck you all.

[Jannettyzilla]

I love how DX doesn't even bother wearing/carrying the belts.

Keep shittin' on tag team wrestling, WWE.

[jerichoholicninja]

Not a terrible DX segment.

[Londoner]

timbalands high when a midget and an annoying bitch are around him-thats gotta be hell

[RGWhat316]

I dont even know what to say about that.

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL the midget on a skateboard. F***king hilarious. Triple H is the man

[Stealth-Icon]

Midget bowling.:lol::rofl:

[owenbrown]

glad to know the tag team championships are being put to good use [/sarcasm]

[ClockShot]

Da Bears showed up today.

[RKO'em]

Yeah, this Bret Hart thing isn't gonna be as cool as I thought it was gonna be. I can sense the cheese.

[Stealth-Icon]

A non title match? WTF! They should never have a non title match.

[RGWhat316]

RAW isnt the same without Mickie.

[Stealth-Icon]

Kelly Kelly is hot, but could really use less eye make up.

[Stealth-Icon]

RAW isnt the same without Mickie.

[Tb1]

POOQUA

[Stealth-Icon]

GOD DAMN!! Maryse does the hottest pin ever!!!

[Dukelorange]

RAW isnt the same without Mickie.


Well Raw has forgotten that Gail Kim is good... Instead they got her dancing...

And does EVERY diva use a DDT for a finisher!?!?!? :roll:

[RKO'em]

This is my EVIL laugh

[RGWhat316]

Though gotta love the way Maryse pins her opponents.:naughty:

[James Steele]

Maryse is so fucking hot.

[Dukelorange]

Mayrse is right... she is sexy...

[James Steele]

Her promos are so...LOL.

[RGWhat316]

Mayse must have borrowed what Timbaland has been having.

[Johnny Vegas]

Dude, i like how RAW is now giving people direction with storylines. Like the Legacy thing, Kofi climbing up the ladder, (wish they would've kept up the Swagger undefeated thing), DX and Swog, John Cena v Sheamus, Women's Championship...Maryse is fucking sexy as fuck dude, i would eat her out in front you guys.

[Dukelorange]

Mayrse.... dangerous.... ROFL!!!

[RKO'em]

Well Raw has forgotten that Gail Kim is good... Instead they got her dancing...

And does EVERY diva use a DDT for a finisher!?!?!? :roll:

I like Gail's eat Defeet

[Dukelorange]

Maryse is fucking sexy as fuck dude, i would eat her out in front you guys.

:eek: Okay... You need to sit in that corner over there ----------------------> :rofl:

[RKO'em]

"Nothing's worse than a dead battery..."

actually....

[Anybody Thrilla]

DX was kinda funny.

[jerichoholicninja]

Wow. Now it is word for word.

[Dukelorange]

LOL.... Jericho and Show = Gold at this point...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's GUY Love... between to guys

[Anybody Thrilla]

Jerishow is gay?

[Londoner]

long distance relationships...lol...

[KIRA]

Hey all whatve I missed



lol jerishow a couple

[Stealth-Icon]

Big Slow..."Long distance relationships don't work" lol

[Tb1]

oh shit

[Anybody Thrilla]

Tickets to the show?

[RGWhat316]

Show is cheating!

[Dukelorange]

Jericho: Don't go.... I wish I could quit you, Show...

[jerichoholicninja]

Who yells at Cole and Lawler when Vince is on screen?

[Londoner]

'we want breeet' hhahaha

[owenbrown]

CRAM THE EPISODIC SHIT UP YOUR ASS, MICHAEL COLE

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Tickets to the show?

Pretty much a gimme. Backstage pass probably even...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Who yells at Cole and Lawler when Vince is on screen?

No one, hence why they're quiet.

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Stealth-Icon]

Vince sporting a purple shirt. Closet Vikings fan?

[RGWhat316]

Crap is this really going to happen?

[RKO'em]

unbiased ha

[ClockShot]

A primer for the kiddies. This should be good.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

12 years later Bret did what I honestly didn't think he would do... I'm glad he resigned. It'll be a nice bit of nostalgia.

[Anybody Thrilla]

HITMAN FOR LIFE

[ClockShot]

RING THE BELL! RING THE DAMN BELL!

[RKO'em]

ugh. re-cap so SO bad

[Dukelorange]

What are your opinions about the screw job?

[owenbrown]

lol the Screwjob

[RGWhat316]

Bret did screw Bret!

[Stealth-Icon]

What are your opinions about the screw job?

Let's not get this going again.

[jerichoholicninja]

You know something big is happening when my mom asks me if Bret Hart is going to be on tonight?

[KIRA]

YAY Bret these damn kids today gonna see finally get to see a wrestler I hope



Vince really knows how to beat the hell out of a dead horse

[Londoner]

What are your opinions about the screw job?

My opinion is: Shut up you goddamn troll

[Nervous Ferret]

love Vince McMahon

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm getting very excited about all of this, to be honest.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol Vince

[DrCrawford]

as bad as that promo was. it gave me the chills

[Savio]

HULK HOGAN!

[Londoner]

wow lol

[Stealth-Icon]

next weeks guest host is........Bret.......










Micheals.

[RGWhat316]

Thats more like it, lol.

[Londoner]

oh shit HBKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Savio]

I have not seen HHH or HBK wear the tag titles once.

[CSL]

HBK. Literally just tuned in

[Nervous Ferret]

Love Shawn Michaels too

[Londoner]

ITS BEEN A LONG FUCKIN TIME SINCE I HEARD THAT MUSIC ON RAW

[ClockShot]

Shit, alot of DX and Cena signs out there tonight.

Dodged a bullet this time.

[owenbrown]

lol Shawn

[Dukelorange]

My opinion is: Shut up you goddamn troll

Wow... I didn't think people still flamed on the net.... :roll:

If you don't want to engage in intelligent conversation then simply ignore my posts... Thank you...

[Londoner]

lol undertaker thrown in

bret hart guest ref?

[jerichoholicninja]

Hitman vs. HBK vs. Undertaker at WM. Hart ends the streak.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's amazing to me that my two favorite wrestlers are going to be permanently intertwined by one match.

Shawn and Bret are THE best ever in the business.

[Stealth-Icon]

Bret Hart special ref or bell ringer at WM HBK vs UT II.
HBK getting ready to win and Bret gets his revenge and screws HBK.

[Nervous Ferret]

oh man. HBK/Undertaker at WrestleMania? Oh my!

[KIRA]

Its hard to take shawn seriously in dx garb

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Huh.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shawn v. Undertaker, Bret Hart as ref.

[Stealth-Icon]

Vince is not afraid of the Big Bad Wolf.

[KIRA]

if bret gets to ref I'll drop to my knees and thank god in heaven

[ClockShot]

Off goes the roof.

[Londoner]

THANK GODDDDDDDDD

[KIRA]

goodbye TNA monday night ratings

[Dukelorange]

Shawn v. Undertaker, Bret Hart as ref.

I think this would have been better than him hosting...

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I honestly, wouldn't want Bret to ref Shawn/Taker II. I honestly think it would take away from the match. The dynamics would be pretty damn cool. Even if they did the reverse of the chair shot from Survivor Series years ago. Bret goes to blast Shawn with a chair, hits Taker by accident. But that would not be THE wrestlemania moment I'd want from HBM and Taker.

[RKO'em]

Josh Matthews nerd4lyfe

[HeartBreakMan2k]

goodbye TNA monday night ratings

Word.

WWE just built Bret back up in all of like 15 minutes.

[ClockShot]

Git 'em, Sheamus!

[Jannettyzilla]

Cena's sooooo winning.

[Londoner]

Sheamus is the new bret hart.

[KIRA]

If casper keeps beating cenas ass like this he may just gain a new fan

[owenbrown]

fuck you Cena overcoming the odds again

[Nervous Ferret]

Cena is such a kewl guy. Hate this Shamus clown :n:. ChaingangSoldiasssssssssss 4 lyfe

[RGWhat316]

Maybe Bret will be embarassed one more time.

[Loose Cannon]

fucking love Bret

[Dukelorange]

Even if Nick Cannon was the host of Raw, they would still smash TNA.... TNA is not ready yet, they can pack as many stars as they want. They need better story lines and they need to get rid of that dang 6 sided ring...

[Savio]

Cena vs Sheamus
Cena is winning the belt guys. There is an add for Syracuse that says orton will challenge cena for the WWE title.

[CSL]

Yes. The 6 sided ring is definitely holding TNA back.

[Stealth-Icon]

Even if Nick Cannon was the host of Raw, they would still smash TNA.... TNA is not ready yet, they can pack as many stars as they want. They need better story lines and they need to get rid of that dang 6 sided ring...

I would much rather see Nick Cannon. He can actually entertain people and probably get over with the younger crowds well. Also, he bangs Mariah!!!

[Dukelorange]

Miz....

[Jannettyzilla]

God, they need to get rid of The Miz.

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL did The Miz just call that guy Montel?

[RKO'em]

Yes. The 6 sided ring is definitely holding TNA back.

You really think so? That's actually never thought of that...oh well, for a new thread i guess.

[ClockShot]

Kofi going for the U.S. title. Isn't that a step backward?

[KIRA]

timbaland good producer good song guest shitty solo rapper shitty guest host

[Londoner]

lol timbaland is so stoned

[Nervous Ferret]

Who is the guy on the far right? He has a 305 chain on lol

[CSL]

You really think so? That's actually never thought of that...oh well, for a new thread i guess.

Sarcasm blid

[Loose Cannon]

You really think so? That's actually never thought of that...oh well, for a new thread i guess.

I looked up sarcasm in the dictionary and saw your user name listed next to it

[KIRA]

Kofi going for the U.S. title. Isn't that a step backward?


I thought the same thing

[Nervous Ferret]

LOL I missed Cena FUing that guy through the table. He is such a badass

[Loose Cannon]

oh you fucker

[RKO'em]

lol timbaland is so stoned

I totally wanna hear what happened backstage due to production finding out he was high. Hilarious stuff.

[Londoner]

I thought the same thing

Same here.

[Dukelorange]

Kofi going for the U.S. title. Isn't that a step backward?

Didn't Flair do it.... So did Rey.... from a World Title to a lesser title....

If Randy interferes.... it would be better.

[RKO'em]

Sarcasm blid

Me too. Cheers.

[Dukelorange]

Hey look Kofi has pyro again...

[KIRA]

So when cena jumps sheamus which he essentially did its fine but when sheamus does it to cena its vile and disgusting.

[Londoner]

The jamaican african american

[RGWhat316]

Who is the guy on the far right? He has a 305 chain on lol

That actually is Montel. MVP = Montel Vontavious Porter

[Jannettyzilla]

It's a step backward in the same way Punk's taken a step backward.

In other words, no.

[RGWhat316]

Mizfits unite!

[RKO'em]

wtf

[KIRA]

damn

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fucking sick Trouble in Paradise kick.

[RGWhat316]

Really??

[Anybody Thrilla]

Please give us a REAL match now. Thanks.

[jerichoholicninja]

This is all so predictable. Now Miz will win and we will have Miz/Kofi next week or at the Rumble.

[ClockShot]

Huh?