'I am a storyteller', says Dancing Dave [Archive]

addy2hotty

12-31-2009, 08:47 PM

“We’re dinosaurs in this age of instant gratification. We are not just athletes, we are also storytellers and I don’t see that in the newcomers,” he explains.

http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/insideLifestyle.htm?f=2009/december/29/lifestyle1.isx&d=/2009/december/29

So not only being amazingly insulting to young talent who are EXACTLY where he was a few years ago but without the help of Ric Flair and Triple H, he describes himself as a 'storyteller'.

Personally, I don't think Dave could tell a story if it came up to him and whispered in his ear what to say.

Fuck you Batista. You are right about one thing, you are a dinosaur. Always have been. You weren't even entertaining when Eddie was working with you.

Happy New Year.

Vastardikai

12-31-2009, 09:03 PM

“We’re dinosaurs in this age of instant gratification. We are not just athletes, we are also storytellers and I don’t see that in the newcomers,” he explains.

http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/insideLifestyle.htm?f=2009/december/29/lifestyle1.isx&d=/2009/december/29

So not only being amazingly insulting to young talent who are EXACTLY where he was a few years ago but without the help of Ric Flair and Triple H, he describes himself as a 'storyteller'.

Personally, I don't think Dave could tell a story if it came up to him and whispered in his ear what to say.

Fuck you Batista. You are right about one thing, you are a dinosaur. Always have been. You weren't even entertaining when Eddie was working with you.

Happy New Year.

Also, If it weren't for Finlay and a figment of everyone's imagination showing him where his ass is (because he couldn't find it himself during his Deacon days), he'd have been gone a while ago.

He's even admitted this on record.

KIRA

12-31-2009, 10:02 PM

Its weird in more than one interview hes called himself some variation of a storyteller and talks as if he understands it and utilizes it yet when he gets to the ring I see none of this at least not from his side.

Not only that but he strikes me as something of an asshole I could be wrong but thats the vibe I get

Wishbone

12-31-2009, 11:11 PM

storyteller my ass Batista's such a dick

Jeritron

01-01-2010, 04:07 AM

Evidently excuses given to quack doctors for steroids are considered stories

Savio

01-01-2010, 02:41 PM

I never liked Batista even when everyone here was on his band wagon in 2007.

Xero

01-01-2010, 04:01 PM

I only ever liked Batista's entrance.

Without the dance and pyro, he's absolutely nothing.