You're fired!

[Rock Bottom]

Say you're the owner of the WWE, and you somehow start quickly losing money and have to let people go. You have to go to the roster to see who to fire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Wrestling_Entertainment_employees

Fire one employee of each brand. One for Raw, one for SmackDown!, one for ECW.

Don't fire anyone that's already been fired.

You only get to fire three people, then you lose your firing ability for 24 hours. You should specify why you are firing them, even though it will not make a difference in whether or not they're fired.

I'll periodically return to the thread and edit the post with a list of people who have been fired from each brand.

I'll start with firing Finlay from SmackDown because I don't give a shit about him and never will. ECW I'm firing Yoshi Tatsu, seen the little funny asian dude gimmick enough. For Raw I can't decide whether I want to fire Sheamus or Cena more, probably Sheamus. So I'll leave that for someone else and fire Primo because I have no idea who he is and if he were important I'd probably know who he was.

Last Updated: 2:52 AM EST, 01/13/10

Raw
Primo
Santino Marella
Hornswoggle
Triple H
Michael Cole
Alicia Fox
Chavo Guerrero
The Miz

SmackDown
Finlay
Kung Fu Naki
Slam Master J
Teddy Long
The Great Khali
Jimmy Wang Yang
Kurt Hawkins
The Undertaker

ECW
Yoshi Tatsu
Trent Barreta
Vance Archer
Goldust
Tyler Reks
Tony Atlas
Caylon Croft
Tiffany

[CenaFan]

RAW
Santino Marella

SmackDown
Kung Fu Naki

ECW
Yoshi Tatsu

[Rock Bottom]

I fired Tatsu already, fire someone else.

[The Jayman]

Raw
Hornswoggle

Smackdown
Slam Master J

ECW
Trent Barreta

[CenaFan]

I fired Tatsu already, fire someone else.

ECW
Vance Archer

[Rammsteinmad]

Raw - Triple H
Smackdown - Teddy Long
ECW - Goldust (Come on, it's only a matter of time...)

[Ermaximus]

Raw: Michael Cole (If I need to explain why then clearly you are either deaf or you watch Raw on mute every week.)

Smackdown: The Great Khali (He isn't really needed. He's just another hapless giant with no real purpose in the WWE.)

ECW: Tyler Reks (Nobody cares about the guy and I honestly see him being let go this year anyway.)

[DaveBrawl]

Tyler Reks is still employed?

I don't watch ECW that often, but I thought they had cut him a few months ago.

[Ermaximus]

Tyler Reks is still employed?

I don't watch ECW that often, but I thought they had cut him a few months ago.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/tylerreks/

[DaveBrawl]

Well then, I guess I just missed him when I did watch.

[Ermaximus]

Well then, I guess I just missed him when I did watch.

He'll be gone before 12/31/2010. Don't worry.

[The Jayman]

He'll be gone before 01/31/2010. Don't worry.

fixed

[Ermaximus]

fixed

Hopefully he was on a lot of people's pink slip pool lists.:shifty:

[Xero]

Reks had a dark match at the SD taping I went to. He cut a promo to get over as a heel, I suppose, and used the Burning Hammer. Other than the Burning Hammer, I didn't care. And I exclaimed that I didn't even know he was employed.

[thedamndest]

Why don't you make it so the next person to fire someone just updates the list? That way there is a Live Update going on.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hopefully he was on a lot of people's pink slip pool lists.:shifty:

He's on my list, dammit so shut your mouth!:rant::mad:

[Nicky Fives]

RAW
Alicia Fox (she's hot.... and the token black chick...... but she's horrible in the ring)

SmackDown
Jimmy Wang Yang (either repackage him because not using him does not make sense)

ECW
Tony Atlas (not necessary)

[Ermaximus]

He's on my list, dammit so shut your mouth!:rant::mad:

Then you are good so why are you getting so angry?

[Ermaximus]

Why don't you make it so the next person to fire someone just updates the list? That way there is a Live Update going on.

Delivered for The King of the Forum

RAW
Primo
Santino Marella
Hornswoggle
Triple H
Michael Cole
Alicia Fox
Smackdown
Finlay
Kung Fu Naki
Slam Master J
Theodore Long
The Great Khali
Jimmy Wang Yang
ECW
Yoshi Tatsu
Trent Barreta
Vance Archer
Goldust
Tyler Reks
Tony Atlas

[Lock Jaw]

Why would anybody fire HHH? If you're losing money, firing one of your biggest draws probably isn't a smart move.

[Ermaximus]

Raw - Triple H
Smackdown - Teddy Long
ECW - Goldust (Come on, it's only a matter of time...)

Why would anybody fire HHH? If you're losing money, firing one of your biggest draws probably isn't a smart move.

Ask him Lock Jaw.

[Wishbone]

Raw: Jack Swagger (just don't see him going anywhere at this point I mean getting thrown over the ropes on monday by Santino seriously?)
ECW: Abraham Washington (the guy is a complete moron and needs to get far away from my tv)
Smackdown: Vicky Guerrero (if I hear EXCUSE ME!!! one more time I'm going to murder someone)

[Gertner]

lol why would you fire Yoshi Tatsu since he's one of the few reasons to watch ECW and is pretty over.

Anyways

Raw: Chavo Guerrero
Smackdown: Curt Hawkins
ECW: Caylon Croft

[Gertner]

Raw: Jack Swagger (just don't see him going anywhere at this point I mean getting thrown over the ropes on monday by Santino seriously?)
ECW: Abraham Washington (the guy is a complete moron and needs to get far away from my tv)
Smackdown: Vicky Guerrero (if I hear EXCUSE ME!!! one more time I'm going to murder someone)

Yeah, fire the person who gets more heat than anybody in wrestling. Idiot.

[Juan]

You people are firing Yoshi Tatsu from ECW but keeping Ezekiel Jackson AND Valdimir Kozlov???

[Wishbone]

Yeah, fire the person who gets more heat than anybody in wrestling. Idiot.

Hey the forum never said it had to be a smart business desision I just hate Vicky and personally I think it wouldn't really make a difference in the actual scheme of things as far a money goes

[Gertner]

Vicky makes any heel wrestler alot more interesting and draws more.

[Wishbone]

Vicky makes any heel wrestler alot more interesting and draws more.

true she does have that quality but I still can't stand Vicky my desision stands

[parkmania]

Raw: Miz (one of the few people in the world I wish a fiery, painful death to - AND SOON)
ECW: Tiffany (It'll help the rebranding to get rid of the GM who traded away Sheamus for NOTHING)
SD: Undertaker (time to hang it up for REELZ)

[#1-norm-fan]

I don't get what the point of this is. Eventually everyone on the roster will get fired and then that's that. The ECW roster is down to like 5 already.

[#1-norm-fan]

Vicky is garbage. Stop giving her credit. She's an abysmal actor and has no redeeming qualities other than the fact that she's so awful it's easy for others to use her for comedy.

[The Pope]

fire the whole ECW roster

[Nicky Fives]

Vicky makes any heel wrestler alot more interesting and draws more.

sorry..... that's not true.... remember Eric Escobar..... oh, that's right..... he lasted less than a month...... I can see how someone could forget him....

[SRRM]

Raw:Hornswoggle,Paul Burchill

SmackDown:Dolph Ziggler, Eric Escobar, Jimmy Wang Yang, Kung Fu Naki, Luke Gallows, Mike Knox, Slam Master J

ECW: Caylen Croft, Ezekiel Jackson, Yoshi Tatsu, Tyler Reks, Trent Barreta

[Gertner]

sorry..... that's not true.... remember Eric Escobar..... oh, that's right..... he lasted less than a month...... I can see how someone could forget him....

lol I was a it interested in Escobar.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Escobar is ass. I'm not firing anybody, but I felt I needed to post that.