Batista Bashing

[Kane86]

I hate Batista and personally I also think no matter what role he plays Heel or Face. He sucks he just one dimensional and he botches too much and tears one too many goddamn muscles the fucking Roid Monkey.

Being inspired by that long winded rant of the Cena clone on here. I am dedicating this thread to the man who would be nowhere in Wrestling if not for Triple H. BATISTA! this thread is here for the sole purpose of Bashing Batista.

So even if you do like him share something that bothers you about him. If you just hate let loose all your inner rage about Batista in this thread.


So lets hear it.......


Did I also mention I just hate Batista.

[Nicky Fives]

I don't mind him..... I find him better than Cena (both in-ring and on the mic)..... I've found that he's gotten much better on the microphone and he can actually keep me entertained (which is pretty much how I base me liking a certain performer)

So is the the best? No. He's far from it. Is he the worst? No. He's far from that as well IMO

[Kane86]

Good Rebuttal there sir do you think Batista could be playing in to the problems leading up to the Recession?


Do you also think he had a hand in Mark McGuires steroid usuage.

[Lock Jaw]

http://newsroom.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/batista_281.jpg

This is a good thread and I'ma let you finish, but the Cena bashing thread is the best bashing thread of all time.

[The Jayman]

in honor of Batista's shirt I will post in pink

[The Jayman]

alright i'm done

[DAMN iNATOR]

He's apparently on the new poster for next month's Elimination Chamber PPV. I just hope that if he should somehow get in to the SD! chamber match that he will be eliminated quickly...really wouldn't care to see Bats in the main event for SD! at Mania in any way, shape, or form.

[Kane86]

Well guess what Batista is going to be there for awhile he is all about holding down the new Talent. He should go to TNA.

[Steveviscious89]

I always found him boring and yeah, I do factor him into the wrestling recession. I'd hate to see him in TNA, unless he was squashed by Matt Morgan.

[legendkillerRKO]

not a big fan of his but i hate rey mysterio so as long as batista at some point demolishes rey hes ok

[ImpactPlayer365]

Yeah you would think Batista would be great in this heel role...seeing as he's huge and can be dominating. But even he ruins that...he botches spots and screws up on the mic. And when he's not screwing up he has no personality whatsoever when cutting a promo. his matches are boring even though he wrestles guys like Mysterio. HHH single handedly made him who he is and he's comfortable in the fact that he can be a mediocre roid monkey and still get paid top dollar like he's a valuable piece to WWE. and a pink shirt? really?? i know you're a biig guy and nobody is going to say anything...but for a monster heel to come out in a pink polo....laaaame shit. they should have him tag with Ezequiel Jackson and just have em job to cryme tyme over and over till he retires. Fuck Batista

[Juan]

His heel turn would be better if the marks in the crowd actually boo'd him. He gets a few, but he still gets mostly cheers.

[Xero]

Yeah, what's with that? When I went to SD he was over as hell with the marks.

[NoRoolz]

Batista isn't as bad as Cena.

I'm in the minority on this one but I stand by my opinion. Even if it is just personal preference.

[Juan]

I would love to hear what THE FRAZE has to say about all of this.

[KIRA]

My biggest problem with Batista is that Ive seen him before granted his heel persona is refreshing but for the most part he has struck me as generic muscle man no.10987654 and its just boring.

[NoRoolz]

I would love to hear what THE FRAZE has to say about all of this.

I'd prefer to hear EDWARD's

[Wishbone]

http://newsroom.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/batista_281.jpg

This is a good thread and I'ma let you finish, but the Cena bashing thread is the best bashing thread of all time.

:rofl:

[Rock Bottom]

I got no problem with Batista. He tries to go with the flow of shit.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I got no problem with Batista. He tries to go with the flow of shit.

Ahh, just like his career, straight down the toilet...:y:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I remember back when I was excited about Batista. He was everything that other faces like John Cena, and at the time, Randy Orton weren't. He was cool, a little cocky, could back it up -- but they didn't want you to feel sorry for him. He lived the good life because he was so fucking good at it.

It all went downhill from there. What else was there for Batista to do once he won the World Heavyweight Title? Hold it for ages, lose it, win it again -- rinse, wash, repeat. His heel turn was long overdue, and while it returns Batista (almost) to his origins, I'm just not feeling it. He's not "cool" enough, and he's just outshined by so many talents on SmackDown! it feels like he is imposing by being there. His heel turn really should have happened on RAW, or something. You know, where talent is a lot less obvious.

Another thing that bothers me about Batista, is that he has never really had too many feuds away from the title. It's always about the title, or getting back the title. There have no doubt probably been a few, but Randy Orton just worked a program with Kofi Kingston based on Kofi not putting up with Orton's shit.

Someone here suggested that for WrestleMania, Batista feud with John Morrison, because something happens where both guys are after Melina. It'd take some setting up, and you'd have to make sure that Melina wasn't the absolute centre of the feud; but an actual personal program for Batista with a mid-card talent would be immensely interesting to me.

[Emperor Smeat]

I like Batista more than Cena but the major complaint I have about both of them is how they get too many title shots or get to be in the title scene far too long which ends up making their feuds become stale or the main event boring.

For Batista, once he moves on from a smaller feud, his next feud is always a title feud even if the current title feud was better or more entertaining (ex. Punk v Undertaker). For Cena, his feud with Orton dragged way to long and became stale while never making Orton seem equal in the feud besides a few moments.

[addy2hotty]

Nothing Dave Batista has ever done or ever will do has entertained me in any way. I have never bought any merchandise of his, I have never bought a PPV based on his presence. I have never watched a full Dave Batista match since I gained the ability to fast forward said matches. He neither encourages me to show an interest in his storylines nor can I take him seriously as a competitor. He is a poor wrestler. He is a poor entertainer.

No, I have little time for Dave Batista.

[TannerLittleton]

IMO Batista's nothing more than a modern day version of Ultimate Warrior.They're both horrible in the ring and on the mic and they're both pricks in real life.

[My Final Heaven]

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