Official ECW Thread, 1/19/10 (No spoilers, please!)

[Anybody Thrilla]

Our ECW Homecoming champion is crowned. What's next in the Land of Extreme?

[Juan]

I'm digging Croft and Baretta, but it seems kind of pointless to have them squashing teams on ECW.

Also, I was kind of liking Kozlov and Zeke when they were on Smackdown, but now they just bore the shit out of me.

[Anybody Thrilla]

As soon as they changed Croft and Baretta's theme song, I stopped caring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully the main event is Zack Ryder v. The Hurricane with Zack Ryder going over. Also, I'm sort of worried about Paul Burchill's future.

[screech]

Also, I'm sort of worried about Paul Burchill's future.

I am also worried about his future. I love Burchill.

[Juan]

As soon as they changed Croft and Baretta's theme song, I stopped caring.

You liked the Bittersweet Symphony rip-off?

[Anybody Thrilla]

You liked the Bittersweet Symphony rip-off?

Indeed. It was unique, if nothing else.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I am also worried about his future. I love Burchill.

He had a great year on ECW. Excellent matches.

[Anybody Thrilla]

C'mon, this is amazing...

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...and are they really called The Dudebusters?

[screech]

Love that theme :y:

[Juan]

they were the Dudebusters in FCW

[Juan]

love this finisher btw

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[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, pretty slick.

ECW is no place for a tag team to flourish, though.

[screech]

WWE is no place for a tag team to flourish, though.

Fixed.


:shifty:

Side note: I am almost to 5000 posts. That's not thread worthy, is it?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I loved Croft/Barreta's theme...and to change it to something so generic (that also sounds exactly like Vance Archer's hella generic theme) was infuriating.

I'm guessing those two will be Supplemental-Drafted to another show in a couple months.</font>

[The Gold Standard]

Barreta and Croft remind me of Motor City Machine Guns, but not as good.

[The Gold Standard]

If Zeke wins the belt he will be the head of ECW. How does that make people feel?

[The Gold Standard]

TONY!!!

[Juan]

If Zeke wins the belt he will be the head of ECW. How does that make people feel?

Not something I want to see happen AT ALL tbh

[The Gold Standard]

SANTINO!!!!

[screech]

Nice! :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Zeke can't carry a show. He can't even carry a match.

Also, what the fuck is Santino doing here?

[The Gold Standard]

Santino >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Washington

[Skippord]

god I hate Santino

[Anybody Thrilla]

I will forever love Tony for his Miz impersonation.

"I'M AWESOME!"

[The Gold Standard]

Only thing good about Zeke is his music

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kozlov can't be a face with that theme.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Only thing good about Zeke is his music

Yeah, love that song.

[The Gold Standard]

god I hate Santino

Why?

[The Gold Standard]

Kozlov can't be a face with that theme.

Agreed

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fucking fuck is happening right now?

[The Gold Standard]

Kozzy stinks

[Skippord]

Why?
dunno, just really irritates me

and I have a raw hatred of anyone with a unibrow

[Anybody Thrilla]

He wishes he was Ivan Drago.

[Juan]

lol if it weren't for Santino I don't think i'd know what Kozlov was talking about at all

[Triple Naitch]

Kozlov has a nice smile.

[Anybody Thrilla]

dunno, just really irritates me

and I have a raw hatred of anyone with a unibrow

http://joz1234.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/bert-and-ernie.jpg

[Skippord]

also I hate everyone involved with this segment, now

[Skippord]

god I hate Bert

[The Gold Standard]

As much as I love Santino, this is terrible.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This crowd could not give less of a fuck.

[screech]

That would be a pretty ridiculous tag team, especially if Tony managed them and laughed the whole time at ringside.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I dunno, I like Kozlov.

[The Gold Standard]

With Santino, that could have been so much better.

[screech]

Fuckin Yoshi

[Juan]

Speaking of ridiculous tag teams

[parkmania]

Thank God that's over.

[screech]

For some reason, I am a Zeke fan. I have no idea why.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dunno, I like Kozlov.

Honestly, so do I, but I'm scared of what he would be as a face.

[The Gold Standard]

Fuckin Yoshi

:y:

[The Gold Standard]

It is easier to like Zeke than it is to like Kozzy

[Anybody Thrilla]

Kozlov is one hundred times more competent in the ring than Zeke is, and he's probably a better promo too.

[The Gold Standard]

I hate Yoshi

[screech]

http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//4000/900/30/0/14930.jpg

[parkmania]

The only thing that could have saved that segment would have been Kozlov breaking out the "I love double double E" line.

[The Franchise]

Is ECW where all non-North American wrestlers go by default?

[screech]

Goldust dropkick? :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

ANOTHER theme song change for Barreta and Croft.

[parkmania]

Is that an apple on Yoshi's tights?

[Juan]

nice spot by YoshiDust. Don't really see what there's to hate about Yoshi. Dude is a solid worker. Had some excellent matches in NJPW and FCW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I want to like Croft and Baretta. I really do.

[Skippord]

I was going to ask if that music was different

[Juan]

Is that an apple on Yoshi's tights?

http://www.mapsofworld.com/images/world-countries-flags/japan-flag.gif

[Skippord]

I hate Yoshi Tatsu's name

good wrestler though

[The Franchise]

Is that an apple on Yoshi's tights?

lol I think it's supposed to be the Japanese flag?

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:

For fuck sake, parkmania.

[screech]

I want to like Croft and Baretta. I really do.

Me too.

[parkmania]

I was joking, but it still was funny to me. Apples are Yoshi's favorite food, after all.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Byron Saxton is the goods.

[Anybody Thrilla]

List of people who weren't joking:

1) parkmania

[parkmania]

Wow, when was the last time Goldust received a hot tag?

[The Franchise]

:rofl: one 8 year old kid chanting Yoshi! Yoshi! as loud as he can

[Skippord]

I like this Barretta guy

still don't like Croft at all

[Juan]

love that snap powerslam Goldust does

[screech]

Byron Saxton is the goods.

:y:

[Skippord]

pretty tired of hearing Ted DiBiase saying "hey sweetheart"

[parkmania]

Is Zach's major announcement that he's entering the Rumble? Or that he's asking Rosa to marry him?

[Juan]

I have not seen any of the WWE Films, don't plan on starting with the Marine 2.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Zach's major announcement that he's entering the Rumble? Or that he's asking Rosa to marry him?

Hopefully he's announcing that Rosa will be coming to my house and sitting on my face.

[screech]

I was watching a replay of last week's ECW the other day, specifically Ryder's promo, and he came off boring to me. Odd since I usually like when he's on the mic.

[parkmania]

One of the few Geico commercials I like - only because Charlie Daniels is the fuckin MAN!

[screech]

I have not seen any of the WWE Films, don't plan on starting with the Marine 2.

What if I give it a rave review?

[The Franchise]

I have not seen any of the WWE Films, don't plan on starting with the Marine 2.

My co-worker saw The Marine (he doesn't watch wrestling) and said the movie was BS since the main character was like "superman" and kept overcoming ridiculous odds. I lol'd pretty hard when he told me that... he didn't understand why it was so funny.

[Juan]

I've heard people say that See No Evil and The Marine were "not bad" but I still have no desire to watch them. As much as I love Stone Cold, I haven't seen any of his movies either.

[The Franchise]

I kind of like Ryder's theme :S

[screech]

I've heard people say that See No Evil and The Marine were "not bad" but I still have no desire to watch them. As much as I love Stone Cold, I haven't seen any of his movies either.

Behind Enemy Lines was pretty good, and I'm not just saying that because I have a signed copy (:D).

12 Rounds was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[The Franchise]

I think See No Evil made Something Awful's ten worst movies of all-time or decade or something

[Stealth-Icon]

I've heard people say that See No Evil and The Marine were "not bad" but I still have no desire to watch them. As much as I love Stone Cold, I haven't seen any of his movies either.


The best part of see no evil was at the end when a dog pisses in Kane's eye socket.

[Skippord]

I've heard people say that See No Evil and The Marine were "not bad" but I still have no desire to watch them. As much as I love Stone Cold, I haven't seen any of his movies either.
I liked the Condemned well enough

See No Evil might have the funniest thing I've ever seen in a movie

that's about it

[parkmania]

Stand back, there's a Rydercane coming through...

Nah, doesn't sound as good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Marine was fucking awful.

[screech]

I liked See No Evil and The Condemned.

[parkmania]

Mixed tag match coming soon.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm pretty sure Rosa was begging for my cock just then.

[screech]

The Marine was fucking awful.

I agree, mainly because of Cena (in my opinion).

[Juan]

Rosa needs to get on that Rosetta Stone

[Stealth-Icon]

I tried to watch the Condemned when it was on after Raw the other week, but I just couldn't do it. I thought that it was awful. Not because of Stone Cold, just that it was awful in general.

[Juan]

Snakes on the muthafuckin' submarine!!

[parkmania]

There's motherfuckin snakes on the motherfuckin sub...

[parkmania]

Getting sick of this song on the Bayonetta commercial.

[Juan]

So sick of this Bayoneta commercial

[Juan]

shut the fuck up parkmania :mad:

[parkmania]

Really not sure if I wanna see Book of Eli or not.

[parkmania]

Best of Raw 2009 is gonna include the NASCAR guys???

Really???

[Anybody Thrilla]

I heard Book of Eli is wack.

Also, can I get a Best of Raw 2000 DVD or something like that?

[legendkillerRKO]

Really not sure if I wanna see Book of Eli or not.

good movie but very centered around religion

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Royal Rumble undercard is soooooooooo weird....but I think I like it.

[The Franchise]

Really lookin forward to Taker/Rey

[legendkillerRKO]

i hope the undertaker actually does take rey's soul

[The Franchise]

i hope the undertaker actually does take rey's soul

:wtf:

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the fuck are you talking about, legendkillerRKO?

[legendkillerRKO]

lance hoyt needs his long hair

[parkmania]

20 minutes left and they're starting the main event? Wow, Christian and Regal must have a hella good match.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sick Christian shirt.

[legendkillerRKO]

i hope rey dies...cant stand him

[Anybody Thrilla]

20 minutes left and they're starting the main event? Wow, Christian and Regal must have a hella good match.

I'm sure it'll be decent enough, but what is this...the 17th time they've met in the past few months?

[Anybody Thrilla]

i hope rey dies...cant stand him

You don't mean that.

[parkmania]

I thought it had been a while since they went one on one.

[screech]

i hope rey dies...cant stand him

I'm not the biggest Rey fan, but really dude? Really?

[Skippord]

legendkillerRKO is 12 years old, pretty sure

[The Franchise]

Damn Rey must be the best heel ever

[Juan]

i hope rey dies...cant stand him

http://www.fluxw.com/realtome.jpg

[Stealth-Icon]

lance hoyt needs his long hair


I like his new look better here than when he was in TNA, but he still has a big ass tramp stamp. He needs to face Kane in an inferno match and have it burned off.

[parkmania]

You don't mean that.

If he doesn't I do. Never cared for Rey.

[legendkillerRKO]

yea mel gibson goin crazy...and not in a religios weirdo way

[The Franchise]

BOOYAKA!

Yeah Rey the character is horrible but he's fun in the ring.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought it had been a while since they went one on one.

I feel like they had a match on Superstars like 2 weeks ago.

[legendkillerRKO]

no really...rey mysterio does not deserve to be in the title picture...hes almost worst than cena....almost

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Rey Mysterio. You guys are harsh.

[screech]

I don't "hate" Rey, I just think he shouldn't be anywhere near the World Title.

[Anybody Thrilla]

no really...rey mysterio does not deserve to be in the title picture...hes almost worst than cena....almost

He doesn't deserve to live either?

[Stealth-Icon]

Rey puts on some good matches, but I can't say that I like him.

[legendkillerRKO]

if rey, yoshi, and cena left wwe tomorrow i woud not be sad...in fact i'd buy everyone a round

[parkmania]

I feel like they had a match on Superstars like 2 weeks ago.

That could be. Superstars is on while I'm at work, and I never bother to tape it.

[The Franchise]

no really...rey mysterio does not deserve to be in the title picture...hes almost worst than cena....almost

Well it's mostly because it is the Royal Rumble. They usually dont have two of their best guys in Rumble title matches these days because they need to save them for the Rumble. See Henry in 2006, Umaga in 07 (although that was a really good match).

[legendkillerRKO]

He doesn't deserve to live either?

eh he can live...in TNA

[Juan]

I can see how someone might not like Rey's character, considering he pander's to kids, but unlike Cena, Mysterio can actually WORK. Dude still puts on pretty entertaining matches.

Still don't see how not liking a wrestler's character turns into wishing death upon them.

[Skippord]

and Hardcore Holly

[parkmania]

I like Rey Mysterio. You guys are harsh.

I don't fault you for that, I just will never buy into Rey having a chance of beating guys like Batista, Khali, Big Show, etc.

He does overcome the odds more often than Cena.

[screech]

and Hardcore Holly

Who doesn't love Hardcore Holly's smashmouth style of wrestling?!?


:shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Rey/Ziggler @ Summerslam and Rey/Morrison on SmackDOWN! were two of the best matches last year. Throw in those Jericho matches, and I don't see much to dislike Rey for in 2009.

[The Franchise]

I don't fault you for that, I just will never buy into Rey having a chance of beating guys like Batista, Khali, Big Show, etc.

He does overcome the odds more often than Cena.

I think Rey not getting his ass kicked by a 15 year old is "overcoming the odds"

[Skippord]

he did have a sweet feud with Mordecai

[The Franchise]

Rey/Ziggler @ Summerslam and Rey/Morrison on SmackDOWN! were two of the best matches last year. Throw in those Jericho matches, and I don't see much to dislike Rey for in 2009.

Eddie/Rey in June 2005 was Match of the year IMO

[Skippord]

gonna have to start quoting stuff in here I guess

[legendkillerRKO]

I can see how someone might not like Rey's character, considering he pander's to kids, but unlike Cena, Mysterio can actually WORK. Dude still puts on pretty entertaining matches.

Still don't see how not liking a wrestler's character turns into wishing death upon them.

i took back my death wish...i dont wish rey to die now...merely his career...hes not entertaining...every match he does is the same bs...rey gets his ass kicked...then by some miracle his opponent ends up on the second rope 619...

[The Franchise]

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/06/jerichorey.jpg

[parkmania]

IMHO, Rey's best moment ever was when Hall (or was it Nash) threw him like a javelin into the wCw production truck.

He's just always come off to me as one of the biggest spot monkeys in the "big leagues".

EDIT: And I don't wish Rey to die. I save that hatred for the Miz.

[Juan]

Rey/Ziggler @ Summerslam and Rey/Morrison on SmackDOWN! were two of the best matches last year. Throw in those Jericho matches, and I don't see much to dislike Rey for in 2009.

Exactly. Rey/Jericho at The Bash was superb :D

[legendkillerRKO]

i hope they do the cm punk/rey hair vs mask match that is rumored because we all know if rey loses the mask its all over...tho cm punk would prolly go bald first because wwe sells a shit ton of those masks

[The Franchise]

I dunno they sell alot of CM Punk wigs too

[Anybody Thrilla]

Extreme Rulez, too.

[parkmania]

When's Low Ki coming to SD! to do the mask v mask feud?

[legendkillerRKO]

IMHO, Rey's best moment ever was when Hall (or was it Nash) threw him like a javelin into the wCw production truck.

He's just always come off to me as one of the biggest spot monkeys in the "big leagues".

EDIT: And I don't wish Rey to die. I save that hatred for the Miz.

not a big fan of the miz but his promos have been pretty good lately...he has some great mic skills

[Juan]

wtf, Franchise?? I thought you were Jeritron this whole time

[parkmania]

Punk fears razors

[screech]

For not being a fan, even I have to admit that Rey still puts on plenty of good matches.

[screech]

wtf, Franchise?? I thought you were Jeritron this whole time

He got me too.

[The Franchise]

wtf, Franchise?? I thought you were Jeritron this whole time

lol what

Why?

[Skippord]

Jeritron used to have that avatar

[Juan]

He had that avatar for a while a few years ago and then used it again for a period last year.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Mysterio is the best now that he's been since his WCW days.

[legendkillerRKO]

rey mysterio...in the words of MVP....can just stand there and suck

[screech]

For not being a fan, even I have to admit that Rey still puts on plenty of good matches.

I do wish he would wear full head masks all the time, though. It's annoying when he has to keep adjusting them during the match.

[The Franchise]

Jeritron used to have that avatar

Ah I see. My bad, haven't really been here for a while.

Well if someone finds me a new avatar I will use it! :naughty:

[parkmania]

Gonna duck out a bit early. Forgot to tape Heroes last night, so I'm switching over to the replay on G4.

[screech]

This thread reminds me of a current WWE commentary team: We are talking about everything except what is happening on ECW.

[Anybody Thrilla]

DVR is my best friend.

[legendkillerRKO]

so is ahmed johnson jr actually gunna get the tital at the rumble? :/

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really want a CM Punk wig now.

[Juan]

I think Mysterio is the best now that he's been since his WCW days.

Agreed. Although, he did have some pretty excellent matches when he was WWE Cruiserweight champ.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What is a tital?

[legendkillerRKO]

so is ahmed johnson jr actually gunna get the tital at the rumble? :/

title*

[The Franchise]

Smackdown 6... come on!

Angle/Benoit vs Eddie/Rey (No mercy 02) FTW

[legendkillerRKO]

zeke needs to do the pearl river plunge!!

[The Franchise]

Edge/Rey I mean.

Also, Christian should get a HHH in 2003-esque title reign in ECW

[Anybody Thrilla]

Angle/Mysterio at that one SummerSlam in the opening match was amazing too.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That kick looked pretty brutal.

[screech]

That kick looked pretty brutal.

Indeed it did.

[legendkillerRKO]

evan bourne has more talent than rey and hes stuck on raw jobbing to the almighty whitey

[The Gold Standard]

I hate Regal so much

[screech]

Love that corkscrew elbow

[The Franchise]

Yeah Angle/Rey was insanely good for being like what, 8 minutes long?

..

I googled "Wrestling forum avatars" and this be cool thing came up. So I am using it.

[The Franchise]

I hate Regal so much

So much that... you want him to die?

[screech]

Cue Kozzy?

[legendkillerRKO]

So much that... you want him to die?

no those hopes are reserved for me

[screech]

I do love Zeke's theme :y:

[The Gold Standard]

So much that... you want him to die?

Not that much, just want him to retire so he is off my television.

[Anybody Thrilla]

THIS HERE'S WHAT YOU CALL DOMINATION

[Juan]

evan bourne has more talent than rey and hes stuck on raw jobbing to the almighty whitey

Ok that seals it. You obviously don't know anything about wrestling.

[Juan]

I mean, you do realize that if it weren't for Rey Mysterio and what he did to revolutionize cruiserweight wrestling, there would be no Evan Bourne, right?

[legendkillerRKO]

I mean, you do realize that if it weren't for Rey Mysterio and what he did to revolutionize cruiserweight wrestling, there would be no Evan Bourne, right?

doesnt matter what he did...hes not doin it now...and bourne has more talent at this moment...great he revolutionized cruiserweights... hulk hogan revolutionized wrestling...are you gunna say guys like shawn michaels or chris jericho arent more talented?

[Juan]

see, the thing is, as amazing as Bourne is, he's not more talented than Mysterio.

[Jeritron]

I was gimmick infringed by The Franchise, and now I'm infringing on the gimmick of gimmickinfringed

[Damian Rey]

doesnt matter what he did...hes not doin it now...and bourne has more talent at this moment...great he revolutionized cruiserweights... hulk hogan revolutionized wrestling...are you gunna say guys like shawn michaels or chris jericho arent more talented?

I'm not one to throw out insults, being as my post count is so low, but you're an idiot. It's one thing to not like Rey as a character, but to say he's no longer talented, to not see that he's by and far one of if not the best cruiserweight ever, and to say Evan Bourne is more talented, is one of the most asinine comments I think I've read in the last month or so.

Do you know what wrestling is. Mysterio can tell a story in the ring, still, bumn knees and all. He has singlehandedly carried Batista to his best three matches in God knows how long, and he put on a fucking clinic with Jericho at the bash. The guy can still fucking go, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with him filling in as a main event opponent in the title picture at a pay per view where you know he won't win. How old are you? Someone said 12. I agree.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Damian Rey Mysterio

[Damian Rey]

Damian Rey Mysterio


I'VE BEEN HAD!!!:rofl:

In all honesty, I've been pretty meh with Rey prior to the Batista stuff. My surname and his first are coincidental, I assure you:shifty:

[The Franchise]

Óscar Gutiérrez

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just think it's cool to have Rey Mysterio post here. I'm a big fan of your work "Damian" Rey Mysterio. :cool:

[Splaya]

Last night was my first time watching ECW in awhile, and I'll admit it, I enjoyed it. Everything but the first segment.

[Damian Rey]

Last night was my first time watching ECW in awhile, and I'll admit it, I enjoyed it. Everything but the first segment.

ECW has been solid for a while now. I love the series of matches Christian and Regal have been having.

I just think it's cool to have Rey Mysterio post here. I'm a big fan of your work "Damian" Rey Mysterio.

:lol:I think i've found my gimmick.

[Anybody Thrilla]

WHO'S THAT POSTIN' OUT THE SKY?
D-A-M-I-A-N...R-E-Y

[The Franchise]

:lol:I think i've found my gimmick.

If you switch the first and second numbers of your post count it's 619!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

If you switch the first and second numbers of your post count it's 619!!!!!!!!!!

how spooky!