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Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 10:15 AM
But I miss Shawn Michaels' old attire. I know, weird -- it doesn't really get in the way of HBK's amazing ring performances, but the chaps are just something I don't associate with classic Shawn Michaels. I miss the long tights with the heart designs on them.

Big Vito suggested in another thread that Triple H and Shawn Michaels could end up representing Vince McMahon and Bret Hart in their suggested feud. If that were to go down, it would just be fitting to see HBK in black tights with pink hearts on them.

Anyway, I've seen these threads done before. Feel free to discuss wrestlers' ring attire in general. For example: How awesome it was when Rick Rude used his attire to psyche his opponent out.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 10:16 AM
I miss Kane's old attire

CSL
01-25-2010, 10:18 AM
Michaels wears the baggy pants now because of his knee braces. I prefer the tights but he's not gonna wear them again.

Testicle
01-25-2010, 10:19 AM
HBK's gear circa late '97 was probably his best.

wwe2222
01-25-2010, 10:23 AM
I agree with everything said here

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 10:28 AM
Michaels wears the baggy pants now because of his knee braces. I prefer the tights but he's not gonna wear them again.

I was actually not aware of that. I thought there would be a reason. I remember when Stone Cold Steve Austin used to do that, and it worked for him. During his heel face in 2001, he actually went through a phase where he coloured them. I remember him wearing gold, silver and red. When he was a face I think he exclusively wore black -- representing how bad-ass he was. I thought that was a nice touch.

On the current roster, I admire how Mike Knox now wears only black trunks. He used to wear more interesting coloured ones, but since he moved to RAW, I believe, he started wearing all-black, which fits his character. Also, when Charlie Haas is teaming with him, I've noticed he wears his attire which is most black to somewhat match. I don't know how much of this is management, and how much is the actual guys, but whoever made that call -- kudos.

Chris Jericho's change to the shorter trunks was also a brilliant move with his heel turn. It highlights how he no longer cares about being aestetically pleasing, and how he is all-business. I also noticed that William Regal would bust out the full-body attire when he was playing a heel, but when he was called to be a bad-ass (like when he defeated Santino Marella for the IC Title in England), he would go back to the less ridiculous looking trunks.

Caylen Croft & Trent Barreta really need new attire, though. Also, Christian's attire since he has returned -- with the fancy patterning and shit -- just doesn't suit him, in my opinion. Bring back the big blocky "C" in the diamond. I agree about Kane's attire, too. I think he is overdue for an overhaul. His old stuff hid that he is getting older, and was a good parallel to The Undertaker.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 10:28 AM
I like HHH's purple pant tights he wore in 1999

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 10:30 AM
http://www.wrestling101.com/101/imageview.php?image=1091

Xero
01-25-2010, 10:34 AM
Looking back, I don't like Triple H in long tights.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 10:36 AM
Have to admit -- they are pretty cool. They would even fit a new heel character if he were to turn on Shawn Michaels, or something. A similar colour-scheme, or something, with the current Triple H logo (or a new one).

Updating wrestlers' images is a great way to keep them relevant, in my opinion. It's cheap and easy, but a look can do wonders for a guy. Mike Knox with his awesome beard, for example.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 10:37 AM
Paul Burchill is a guy that I don't think works in long tights. Part of his appeal is that he is a bigger guy with athleticism -- but compared to a lot of the WWE roster, he isn't that big. The longer pants he was wearing for a while made him look a lot smaller.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 10:54 AM
I agree with Noid. I can see HHH going back to a pant tight for a feud with HBK. He is due for an attire change. I think he switched to his current attire back in late 99 and has only switched it once for a short time in 2003 during his feud with Goldberg. Those ugly longer tights that came down to his knees http://origin.www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/3308754

Skippord
01-25-2010, 10:54 AM
I miss Jericho in long tights

FourFifty
01-25-2010, 11:03 AM
Legacy Fears Pants

Aside from that, I agree with Noid. I cannot take HBK seriously in camo-chaps.

CSL
01-25-2010, 11:07 AM
I agree with Noid. I can see HHH going back to a pant tight for a feud with HBK. He is due for an attire change. I think he switched to his current attire back in late 99 and has only switched it once for a short time in 2003 during his feud with Goldberg. Those ugly longer tights that came down to his knees http://origin.www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/medium/29062/3308754

I'd be very very suprised if Triple H changed attires again, nor do I think he should. Only reason he wore the long shorts was because of muscle atrophy in one of his oft-injured quads. 'If it's not broke, don't fix it'.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 11:10 AM
yeah I knew he switched to those b/c of his quads but at least he could have done the pants thing

Skippord
01-25-2010, 11:11 AM
lol Triple H and his capri pants

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 11:14 AM
lol. when I saw HHH in those tights I tore a quad

James Steele
01-25-2010, 11:46 AM
I liked Triple H in those tights.

James Steele
01-25-2010, 11:46 AM
:shifty:

Xero
01-25-2010, 11:51 AM
I liked Triple H in those tights.

When DIDN'T you like something Triple H wore?

Supreme Olajuwon
01-25-2010, 11:54 AM
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The Jayman
01-25-2010, 11:55 AM
I didn't know we were entertaining guests

Nicky Fives
01-25-2010, 12:02 PM
I've always wanted WWE to do a "vintage" (insert Michael Cole joke) night where everyone on the card wears their old attire and re-adopts their old gimmicks of the past. For example, HBK can wear his heart tights, Kane can put on his mask, Hurricane could be Sugar Shane, etc..... I'd definately like to see it....

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:18 PM
I've always wanted WWE to do a "vintage" (insert Michael Cole joke) night where everyone on the card wears their old attire and re-adopts their old gimmicks of the past. For example, HBK can wear his heart tights, Kane can put on his mask, Hurricane could be Sugar Shane, etc..... I'd definately like to see it....

I'd love to see this.

In fact, gonna make a thread on this. :y:

wwe2222
01-25-2010, 12:19 PM
yeah I knew he switched to those b/c of his quads but at least he could have done the pants thing

These were made to look even worse when he wore the white boots with them. That was a really bad look for him.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 12:23 PM
HBK's blue tights from SummerSlam 95 were the best

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl95/ladder1.jpg

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:24 PM
HBK's blue tights from SummerSlam 95 were the best

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl95/ladder1.jpg

Had a figure with those tights. Probably my favorite HBK tights after his red ones.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 12:24 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/s/shawnmichaels/59.jpg

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:27 PM
It's amazing how black sweat pants can be so iconic. When I saw them in Beyond the Mat on someone in the background, there was no mistaking who it was:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/steveblackman1.jpg

CSL
01-25-2010, 12:27 PM
Had a figure with those tights. Probably my favorite HBK tights after his red ones.

I did too. Rubber thing with 'Real bone cracking sounds' or some gimmick. His leg fell off. I was not happy.

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:28 PM
LOL Yes! That was the one.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 12:32 PM
Steve Blackman could wear pink sweat pants and be the most bad-ass motherfucker on the planet. Seriously, if he's all good to go, the WWE should give him a Chuck Norris gimmick where he just shows up randomly and kicks some guy's ass.

He doesn't even need to appear every week. Have him show up once in a blue moon, and have people freak out "Holy shit! It's Steve Blackman!" and then get their ass kicked.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 12:33 PM
HBK's blue tights from SummerSlam 95 were the best

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl95/ladder1.jpg

One thing I have noticed about HBK, is that he avoids the colour blue. I do not know why. He has had blue markings and such on them before, but for the most part he wears red, white or black.

I know that HBK's sister apparently made his attire for a while. I don't know if she still does -- but maybe she hates the colour blue, or something. I'd mark out if I saw HBK in blue again.

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:35 PM
Steve Blackman could wear pink sweat pants and be the most bad-ass motherfucker on the planet. Seriously, if he's all good to go, the WWE should give him a Chuck Norris gimmick where he just shows up randomly and kicks some guy's ass.

He doesn't even need to appear every week. Have him show up once in a blue moon, and have people freak out "Holy shit! It's Steve Blackman!" and then get their ass kicked.

Someone should have a STEVE BLACKMAN lever. Imagine how awesome that would be.

Every once in a while, someone (probably DX) would randomly show up in picture-in-picture, "watch" the match a bit then pull the lever, summoning STEVE BLACKMAN to interfere.

Xero
01-25-2010, 12:37 PM
This is why you should ALWAYS carry an extra pair of tights with you:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/shawnmichaels_39130.jpg

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 12:37 PM
Someone should have a STEVE BLACKMAN lever. Imagine how awesome that would be.

Every once in a while, someone (probably DX) would randomly show up in picture-in-picture, "watch" the match a bit then pull the lever, summoning STEVE BLACKMAN to interfere.

That would actually make me love DX. Sincerely. Especially if Steve Blackman's name was capitalised to be STEVE BLACKMAN.

Jordan
01-25-2010, 01:05 PM
But I miss Shawn Michaels' old attire. I know, weird -- it doesn't really get in the way of HBK's amazing ring performances, but the chaps are just something I don't associate with classic Shawn Michaels. I miss the long tights with the heart designs on them.

Big Vito suggested in another thread that Triple H and Shawn Michaels could end up representing Vince McMahon and Bret Hart in their suggested feud. If that were to go down, it would just be fitting to see HBK in black tights with pink hearts on them.

Anyway, I've seen these threads done before. Feel free to discuss wrestlers' ring attire in general. For example: How awesome it was when Rick Rude used his attire to psyche his opponent out.


Dude you have no idea. Yes it is kinda gay, but hey me and my brother say the same thing every time we see Shawn. I hate the new pants.

Testicle
01-25-2010, 01:21 PM
I liked HHH's 'half tights' that he wore in 2003.

Also Rock wearing the workout clothes as a heel in early '99 were awesome, also because of an injury. Oddly enough, injuries lead to sweet ring gear.

Testicle
01-25-2010, 01:21 PM
Side note, Rock's best work came while wearing those clothes.

Testicle
01-25-2010, 01:22 PM
Wow, pretty dumb 1500th post.

Xero
01-25-2010, 01:22 PM
I liked HHH's 'half tights' that he wore in 2003.

Also Rock wearing the workout clothes as a heel in early '99 were awesome, also because of an injury. Oddly enough, injuries lead to sweet ring gear.

I don't know if I'd call boob reduction surgery an injury.

Testicle
01-25-2010, 01:25 PM
Ha, I thought he hurt his pecks or something.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 01:26 PM
I don't know if I'd call boob reduction surgery an injury.

agreed. now if it was a ruptured implant that would be an injury

Cool King
01-25-2010, 04:23 PM
Wait, we're talking about cool attires and this guy hasn't been mentioned yet?

http://zack-ryder.com/Gallery/albums/userpics/10001/20090831_Ryder.jpg

Also, I'm loving The Miz's attire. The attire change is exactly what he needed if he wanted to be taken seriously. It's awesome. (Bad pun intended)

http://mizimgs.sosugary.com/albums/userpics/10001/rvirrd.jpg

My favourite are the blue trunks though, mostly because blue is my favourite colour. (If you haven't already guessed that)

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:25 PM
Miz's jet black hair with purple streaks looked hilarious/awesome.

Cool King
01-25-2010, 04:29 PM
http://mizimgs.sosugary.com/albums/WWE%20Digitals/RAW/2009/15th%20June/RAW_838_Photo_146.jpg

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:31 PM
I miss Kane's old attire

You mean you don't like the one he has had for the past 7 years lol

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:33 PM
http://mizimgs.sosugary.com/albums/WWE%20Digitals/RAW/2009/15th%20June/RAW_838_Photo_146.jpg

YUS!

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:33 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slideshows/344/slideshow_34467/display_image.jpg


I like these the best

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:37 PM
The thing about Bret's attires is that, after his fucking terrible powder pink run with the Hart Foundation (starting around 92 or so) his tights had a "timeless" feel to them. They always look good in terms of modern attires.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:40 PM
Bret's attire has always reminded me of the pink Simpsons doughnut.

Lock Jaw
01-25-2010, 04:42 PM
Miz's old attire was way better than the current one. Gave him more "character". With Jericho it made sense for him to get more generic stuff since he was deliberately trying to get "less character". Miz is pretty much the same though, so he should have kept the stuff that made him more unique.

Also, Legacy needs some sort of new attire. Even though they've been around for awhile now, and have been pretty high profile, I still find myself thinking of them as "generic" just because of how they look.

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:43 PM
Legacy, AKA Oil Spill.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 04:44 PM
http://ak2.static.dailymotion.com/static/video/641/666/12666146:jpeg_preview_medium.jpg

sorry about the picture but it was the only one I could find. I liked these on HBK and this was when he faced Marty on Raw back in 1993 for the IC title

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:46 PM
Those are pretty slick Jayman. I always dug any white-ish ones he wore.

For his new style "chaps" I really like the cream-brown ones he wears sometimes (I think he wore them at Wrestlemania 25)

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:47 PM
I don't like Shawn's current attire to be honest.

But I'd love for him to take on that anti-Taker attire on a regular basis. :drool:

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:48 PM
Yeah I prefer the old ones by far. Why did he switch anyway? Are his legs too skinny for tights?

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:49 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/slideshows/344/slideshow_34467/display_image.jpg


I like these the best

Those are my favorite for both of them

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:50 PM
Been covered in this thread. He has them because they cover his bigger knee braces.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:52 PM
damn I just realized that a topic about another mans pants has reached 60 replies :eek:

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:53 PM
You're in another man's pants.

Thread.

Rammsteinmad
01-25-2010, 04:54 PM
Jericho's and Miz's change has been good. Jericho's took a while, but grew on me eventually. As said above, I really liked Miz's coz it made him more serious and not such a moron.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 04:55 PM
This is my first time in another man's pants. Thread.

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:55 PM
Jericho's and Miz's change has been good. Jericho's took a while, but grew on me eventually. As said above, I really liked Miz's coz it made him more serious and not such a moron.

Couldn't agree more.

Lock Jaw
01-25-2010, 06:08 PM
Guess I'm the only one who wants Miz to have his old attire and music back.

As far as HBK, I like all of his various attires... EXCEPT when he is with D-X. Can't stand his look right now. The "Army" pants thing. Hate it. Just can't buy him as serious when he is with DX and looking like that.

FourFifty
01-25-2010, 08:24 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl95/ladder1.jpg

Worst. Dropkick. Ever.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 09:15 PM
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/ppv/ssl95/ladder1.jpg

Worst. Dropkick. Ever.

It's either the worst dropkick, or the best.

Zack Ryder indeed has awesome attire. I wish he would bring back the jackets instead of the mesh stuff, though. I also like The Miz's attire change. It was very much in line with what Jericho did. I also like that Matt Hardy has switched to tights, but I think he needs some new ones, and perhaps a haircut. A new look would go a long way for Matthew Moore.

I miss Christian's ring jackets, for the record. :(

CSL
01-25-2010, 09:56 PM
Hardy should shave his head and grow a beard, maybe even switch to trunks.

CSL
01-25-2010, 09:57 PM
If he can live without the little girls on the interwebs creaming over his Myspace profile that is.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 09:57 PM
Matt or Jeff?

or both?

CSL
01-25-2010, 09:58 PM
Matthew Moore

Damian Rey
01-25-2010, 10:00 PM
Hardy should shave his head and grow a beard, maybe even switch to trunks.

Agreed with haircut. Not too sure about the trunks.

CSL
01-25-2010, 10:02 PM
Trunks = push. It's almost an unwritten rule.

Lock Jaw
01-25-2010, 11:45 PM
Trunks = push. It's almost an unwritten rule.

http://www.blogcdn.com/playstation.joystiq.com/media/2007/01/trunks.jpg

wwe2222
01-26-2010, 12:51 PM
My problem with today's guys are, is that they all have the same sort of design on them. Orton, Rhodes, Miz, DiBiase, etc. all have tights with that sort of barbed wire type design (or similiar to them).

Noone really stands out and they all feel generic to me.

My favorite HBK pants are the ones from when he was facing Marty, the DX pants, and the ones from WM14.

Jeritron
01-27-2010, 08:23 AM
HBK always switched it up with great ring attire. Pretty much all of it was great.
The DX pants from late 97, and the Wrestlemania 14 ones were great. So were the Texas heart ones, and the white tiger print.

Don't mind the chaps at all. I guess at first they stood out as a bit awkward, but I got used to them pretty quick. Plus they kind of represent a new era in his career. Didn't know about the knee braces, so I guess that makes them functional too. They still have cool designs, and the most important part is that the matches they're used for are still delivering.

SS 2002, however, was just plain awful

JeRz
01-27-2010, 08:04 PM
HBK always switched it up with great ring attire. Pretty much all of it was great.
The DX pants from late 97, and the Wrestlemania 14 ones were great. So were the Texas heart ones, and the white tiger print.

Don't mind the chaps at all. I guess at first they stood out as a bit awkward, but I got used to them pretty quick. Plus they kind of represent a new era in his career. Didn't know about the knee braces, so I guess that makes them functional too. They still have cool designs, and the most important part is that the matches they're used for are still delivering.

SS 2002, however, was just plain awful


I could swear HBK has done interviews and either made fun of those SS '02 tights or said they were only half done? Could be wrong. But, by far, as everyone else has stated, horrible and to think...it was for a World Title win :(

wwe2222
01-28-2010, 04:56 PM
I could swear HBK has done interviews and either made fun of those SS '02 tights or said they were only half done? Could be wrong. But, by far, as everyone else has stated, horrible and to think...it was for a World Title win :(

He mentions it in his book...and possibly the DVD. I know Jericho mentions it on the DVD.

Savio
01-28-2010, 05:00 PM
HBK's gear circa late '97 was probably his best.2002!

Nark Order
01-28-2010, 06:09 PM
Someone should have a STEVE BLACKMAN lever. Imagine how awesome that would be.

Newest segment of the Abraham Washington show!

Inadequacy
01-28-2010, 06:24 PM
Thanks to this thread I had a dream two nights ago where HBK was wearing his old tights on Raw causing me to mark out.

I don't even like them all that much.

Inadequacy
01-28-2010, 06:26 PM
Also I lol'd at how terrible everyone in this picture looks (except for RVD I guess)

http://shawnmichaelsweb.com/image-vault/albums/sc/2002survivorseries/01/survivorseries2002-0007.jpg

Cool King
01-28-2010, 06:29 PM
I miss that Kane. :(

Inadequacy
01-28-2010, 06:38 PM
Kinda looks like William Regals hair before William Regal's hair was cool.

TannerLittleton
01-28-2010, 06:39 PM
I liked HBK's old attire better too.But like someone else said here,he needs the baggy pants for his knee braces.

Mr. Nerfect
01-28-2010, 08:17 PM
William Regal has got beautiful hair.

Skippord
01-29-2010, 01:10 AM
Triple H looks like he's wearing a sewn on face

Savio
01-29-2010, 10:56 AM
I liked HBK's old attire better too.But like someone else said here,he needs the baggy pants for his knee braces.
He lost his smile

Inadequacy
01-29-2010, 01:00 PM
William Regal has got beautiful hair.

You don't have to tell me

Anybody Thrilla
01-30-2010, 12:53 AM
I just want to say that Bret Hart's attire for Survivor Series '96 in his comeback match versus Steve Austin was his best.