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Xero
01-25-2010, 01:06 PM
Name some things in wrestling you can't believe.

- I can't believe Triple H has used "The Game" for almost ten years.

- I can't believe Cena has used "My Time Is Now" for 4+ years.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 01:12 PM
I can't believe Kane has used the same attire for almost 7 years

Godfather4Life
01-25-2010, 01:32 PM
I ca't believe it's not butter.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 01:37 PM
I can't believe Cena has not turned heel yet

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 01:38 PM
I can't believe Ziggler hasn't held a title yet

Wolfpack423
01-25-2010, 01:41 PM
I can't believe Ziggler hasn't held a title yet

Technically Ziggler held the Tag Team Championship in the Spirit Squad.

Lock Jaw
01-25-2010, 01:44 PM
I can't believe that out of the entire WCW roster when it closed down, only Fit Finlay, Chavo, Hurricane, and Rey would be still around in the WWE in 2010.

Xero
01-25-2010, 01:46 PM
Charles Robinson, too.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 01:55 PM
Technically Ziggler held the Tag Team Championship in the Spirit Squad.

true but it was The Spirit Squad as a whole who was dubbed Tag Team Champions. Plus I was going for a singles title.

EDWARD
01-25-2010, 02:01 PM
that kane hasn't won a royal rumble yet

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 02:04 PM
that kane hasn't won the WWE title since 1998

this also

Wolfpack423
01-25-2010, 02:05 PM
true but it was The Spirit Squad as a whole who was dubbed Tag Team Champions. Plus I was going for a singles title.

I agree with Ziggler needing to hold a singles title, he'd be a great Intercontinental Champion at the moment. I am a fan of Drew McIntyre, but Ziggler should get a run with the belt.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 02:08 PM
I would love to see a McIntyre/Ziggler IC title feud.

kareru
01-25-2010, 02:08 PM
I can't believe that bischoff is 'the competition' again

I can't believe that russo is still employed

RGWhat316
01-25-2010, 02:14 PM
I can't believe Sting never joined WWE at some point.
I can't believe DX is still around, yet with only 2 members.
I can't believe matches get stopped when someone starts to bleed.

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 02:18 PM
I can't believe my old Jeff Jarrett wwf figurine's shirt said "Don't Make Me Mad" instead of "Don't Piss Me Off"

muffalufagus
01-25-2010, 02:43 PM
I can't believe that Bret Hart came back.
I can't believe that RVD still hasn't come back.
I can't believe that Jeff Hardy is not dead.
I can't believe that a ginger is the champion.

The Franchise
01-25-2010, 02:48 PM
cant believe Bret came back
cant believe him and Shawn hugged
cant believe its been over five years since the Rock was even in a WWE ring
cant believe HHH has been in a title match in his last seven Manias
cant believe the whole Benoit thing

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 02:55 PM
I believe I can fly

Ermaximus
01-25-2010, 03:00 PM
I can't believe Shelton Benjamin has been in as many Rumbles as HHH.
I can't believe Christian is still on ECW.
I can't believe Hornswoggle still has a job.
I can't believe Kane hasn't beaten the shit out of Pete Rose in a good while.

EDWARD
01-25-2010, 03:05 PM
I can't believe Shelton Benjamin has been in as many Rumbles as HHH.
I can't believe Christian is still on ECW.
I can't believe Hornswoggle still has a job.
I can't believe Kane hasn't beaten the shit out of Pete Rose in a good while.

well while we're on the subject...

i can't believe that shelton benjamin isn't being used to his full potential! the man is pure gold!

*no pun intended*

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 03:27 PM
well while we're on the subject...

i can't believe that shelton benjamin isn't being used to his full potential! the man is pure gold!

*no pun intended*

I think we all know I agree with this statement

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 03:28 PM
ha ha. Vintage Gold Standard

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 03:29 PM
It is what I do

Ermaximus
01-25-2010, 03:39 PM
I can't believe Michael Cole hasn't had his teeth kicked in yet.

Cool King
01-25-2010, 04:06 PM
I can't believe The Brand Extension has been going on for eight years now.
I can't believe the Tag Team Titles are still "Unified".
I can't believe that Paul Burchill hasn't won a title yet.
I can't believe that some people still think the WWE is called WWF.

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:08 PM
I can't believe that some people still think the WWE is called WWF.
Yeah, this one surprises me for some reason. When I was waiting outside MSG for RAW I heard a couple walk by. Guy said "what's this for" and the woman replied "It's WWF".

The Jayman
01-25-2010, 04:14 PM
lol. stupid woman

thedamndest
01-25-2010, 04:17 PM
I can't believe that's for Windham and Rotundo, Derringer you should have buried yourself and stayed buried.

Ermaximus
01-25-2010, 04:24 PM
"Ah come on Jesse, eat your heart out!"

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:37 PM
I can't believe that Chavo still has a job.

Xero
01-25-2010, 04:38 PM
I can't believe that Chavo hasn't jobbed today yet.

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:41 PM
I can't believe Raw still has Guest Hosts

The Gold Standard
01-25-2010, 04:51 PM
that kane hasn't won a royal rumble yet

11 years

Rammsteinmad
01-25-2010, 05:00 PM
I can't believe Triple H is still hogging all the spotlight.
I can't believe DX is still hogging all the spotlight.
I can't believe the number of potential 'big stars' WWE has pissed away.

Fucking DX. :foc:

Nicky Fives
01-25-2010, 05:03 PM
I can't believe the number of potential 'big stars' WWE has pissed away.

For sure

Joesgonnakillyou
01-25-2010, 05:24 PM
I can't believe how many people love Kane (nothing wrong with that, I just find it odd)

Londoner
01-25-2010, 05:25 PM
I can't believe how many people love Kane (nothing wrong with that, I just find it odd)

I actually agree with you, which i can't believe.

DAMN iNATOR
01-25-2010, 07:50 PM
I can't believe Triple H is still hogging all the spotlight.
I can't believe DX is still hogging all the spotlight.
I can't believe the number of potential 'big stars' WWE has pissed away.

Fucking DX. :foc:

I can't believe the number of past big stars in WWE have passed away in recent years...pretty depressing to think about at times.

Johnny Vegas
01-25-2010, 08:10 PM
I can't believe WWE got rid of Elijah Burke

FourFifty
01-25-2010, 08:28 PM
I can't believe The Hurricane isn't pushed more.
I can't believe The Undertaker is still around.
I can't believe WWE is still doing the guest host crap.
I can't believe TNA is entrusting its future success to Hogan.

Lock Jaw
01-25-2010, 08:44 PM
I can't believe the freakin' Nasty Boys are on TNA and beating Eric Young.

I can't believe how much the Nasty Boys remind me of the Beagle Boys from Ducktales.

Mr. Nerfect
01-25-2010, 09:00 PM
I can't believe some of the opportunities to create big stars the WWE has pissed away. Carlito, Matt Hardy, Christian, Mr. Kennedy, MVP & Elijah Burke all come to mind.

I cannot believe that Triple H has technically won more WWE World Titles than anyone else in history by a good four whole title reigns.

For some reason, I still find it hard to accept that Sheamus is the WWE Champion, and even that Drew McIntyre in the Intercontinental Champion.

I find it hard to believe that John Morrison has not had more shrines dedicated to his honour.

Optimus Bone 69
01-25-2010, 09:20 PM
I cant believe i still watch this piss
But I DO!

Johnny Vegas
01-25-2010, 09:39 PM
I find it hard to believe that John Morrison has not had more shrines dedicated to his honour.

This.

PorkSoda
01-25-2010, 09:43 PM
Respect. Respect what is found. Respect should abound. Respect everything that you leave.

I can't believe.....

Vastardikai
01-25-2010, 11:51 PM
I can't believe that Jake "the Snake" Roberts is still alive.

Emperor Smeat
01-26-2010, 12:54 AM
I can't believe "WWE Did You Know?". Seriously can't believe half of the supposed facts they use for it.

I can't believe HBK and Bret Hart were in the same ring and it didn't end in a sweet chin music or sharpshooter.

I can't believe that neither Kane nor Big Show got any title reigns with the top belt in the last 8-10 years (not counting ECW title).

RGWhat316
01-26-2010, 01:54 AM
I can't believe, but happy that Mickie James was pushed to go over Queen Trish Stratus, only to have bikini models take her spot, and not give her a real storyline, until now since then.

I can't believe John Cena still uses the same routine of getting beat on for 15 minutes, only to act like nothing ever happened to him and win.

I can't believe a ginger, who wasn't even heard of 7 months ago, is the top RAW champion.

I can't believe how hard Randy Orton was pushed in the first couple on months in 2009 as the ultimate badass, only to job to HHH, and not being booked the same way again.

I can't believe how it seemed Evan Bourne was on his way to the top, before having an injury and not doing getting anywhere close to a title since then.

Skippord
01-26-2010, 07:12 AM
I can't believe how successful CM Punk has been in the WWE

blak23
01-28-2010, 09:11 PM
i cant believe Shelton Benjamin isn't ECW champ
I can't believe Charlie Haas still has a job
I can't believe the wwe tag team division is buried like it is
I hate to believe they got rid of the cruiserweight division

Krimzon7
01-28-2010, 09:41 PM
I can't believe that We haven't seen a good old fashioned shoot in some time. I can't believe Jericho would be caught dead with Hurricane and fucking Matt Hardy, I can't believe Flair is tonsil massaging AJ Styles' Cock. I can't believe Spike gets away with that awesome assed Blue Mountain State!

Goooooo Goats!

Krimzon7
01-28-2010, 09:41 PM
I also Can't believe that Hogan Put the Nasty Boys back on TV! These fat asses can't even walk...

KIRA
01-28-2010, 09:47 PM
Knobbs is about to have an infraction,its taking everyting he has just to cut this promo god I think he might die at the ppv or much sooner from the looks of it

ImpactPlayer365
01-29-2010, 02:43 AM
I cant believe that on both shows we had prominent stables not so long ago...now they're all gone.
I cant believe they didnt let Santino work the Honky meter angle longer with the IC title.
I cant believe why the MCMG's dont get more respect on Impact or PPV.
I cant believe how anyone thinks MVP is any good in any aspect.

James Diesel
01-29-2010, 05:36 PM
I can't believe WWE isn't sponsored by 1-800-COLLECT anymore

Xero
01-29-2010, 06:15 PM
I can't believe 1-800-COLLECT still exists.

Londoner
01-29-2010, 06:17 PM
I can't believe we had the return of the monday night wars.

Phenomenal 1
01-29-2010, 06:21 PM
I can't believe Michael Cole still has a job as WWE Commentator

I can't believe how Sheamus as WWE Champion backfired in Vince's face

I can't believe that we're still getting Rey Mysterio as a contender for the WHC

I can't believe that people still garner and hold on to "I wish the WWE Attiude" era still existed.

Londoner
01-29-2010, 06:22 PM
I can't believe gimmickinfringed has nearly 500 posts.

Xero
01-29-2010, 06:22 PM
I can't believe how Sheamus as WWE Champion backfired in Vince's face


Really? You can't believe pushing someone as a mid-carder while champion backfired?

Phenomenal 1
01-29-2010, 06:28 PM
Honestly in the beginning Xero I didn't because I liked his badass persona and look, plus anything at the time for me other than Cena vs Orton and either one as champion was better for the product in my opinion. They seemed to be so sure and pushing him to be believable as a viable threat to Cena that WWE Creative had my vote of confidence...and how they ended up turning the aftermath of it with him squishing jobbers and no PPV rematch made it so bland that it left a wonderful after taste of next morning hangover from Tequila in my mouth...I totally think it was the worst move they made now...but hey....like I said I was up for any change from Cena vs Orton and those two as champ.

KIRA
01-29-2010, 06:32 PM
I can't believe TNA is not WCW lite

I can't believe Bischoff belives Jericho can't main event

I cant believe two fat tits like Saggs and Knobbs are allowed to be in a ring

I cant believe Vince has let this guest host crap continue

I cant believe Elijah Burke was let go and hornswoggle still has a job.

I can't believe that the WWE can't see that their current product sucks

I cant believe the bookers did the right thing on Monday and had Gail Kim go over Fox

Phenomenal 1
01-29-2010, 06:36 PM
Quote from Kira:

"I cant believe two fat tits like Saggs and Knobbs are allowed to be in a ring"


This is the bread winner in my book..Knobbs looks like he walks with broken knee caps worse than Hogan and Nash and they book him and his tag partner over guys like Eric Young....and I give Kudos for EY to have the balls to JOB to them and not bitch about it....that says alot of him being a company man. Though I can see this as a beginning deal of Hogan and Bischoff seeing no talent in a guy like EY and burying him till his release...bring back the DON'T FIRE ERIC GIMMICK...lol

Mr. Nerfect
01-30-2010, 03:17 AM
I can't believe that Triple H has been a face character for something like four years now. Seriously, when are you going to be a heel again, Trips?

I can't believe Stephanie McMahon is no longer taking up valuable programming time as a permanent on-air character.

I can't believe that the WWE considers Jack Swagger, a man with good size, ring talent, a legitimate background, and has been the champion of one of their brands a "comedy character."

I can't believe that Chavo Guerrero is a former ECW Champion. But not only can I not believe he got to those heights, I can't believe how the WWE didn't take the chance to make him a serious sneaky heel, and how far he has fallen since.

I can't believe Primo has pyro for his entrance. I also can't believe that the WWE seems to push Carlito much more, despite Primo being considered the better talent with the better attitude. I do like Carlito, though.

I can't believe that the WWE are actually letting Katie Lea wrestle on RAW. But conversely, I cannot believe how crappy the RAW Divas Division is. I also can't believe that we are seeing Katie Lea without Paul Burchill. I hope he is not released.

I can't believe the WWE has fumbled so many "sure things" in recent history. From Christian and Matt Hardy to Kofi Kingston and MVP.

I can't believe that Todd Grisham has turned into one of the best commentators the WWE has. I also can't believe that the WWE have not limited Matt Striker's exuberant style, and told him to sound stupider. I also can't believe just how bad Jerry Lawler has become as an announcer.

I can't believe that of all the talent in the world, Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff actually saw the good in bringing in Orlando Jordan and Sean Morley. I am not complaining, I just could not believe it when they showed up in TNA. And that they have stayed despite some backlash (specifically in OJ's case).

I can't believe that the X-Division has been as lost as it has been recently, when it is clearly one of the strongest points to watching TNA in the first place.

James Diesel
01-30-2010, 08:20 AM
I can't believe that ten years later Hogan, Bischoff, and Russo are all back together

smaRKO
01-30-2010, 09:09 AM
I can't believe that out of the entire WCW roster when it closed down, only Fit Finlay, Chavo, Hurricane, and Rey would be still around in the WWE in 2010.

I can't believe Chuck Palumbo was still a WWE employee in 2008.

I can't believe how rubbish Lawler is now he's no longer a heel commentator.

I can't believe Shelton still isn't *there* yet.

I can't believe TNA really think Hogan is a good idea...

Swiss Ultimate
01-30-2010, 10:07 AM
I can't believe Brock Lesnar left wrestling and became a successful MMA Fighter
I can't believe Eddie died
I can't believe Mick Foley went to TNA
I can't believe someone gave the WCW Team another shot after dropping the ball continuously
I can't believe Hogan is still a viable character to people
I can't believe Ric Flair is part of TNA
I can't believe Paul Heyman is no longer in the business
I can't believe Russo still is...

Lock Jaw
02-02-2010, 01:02 AM
I can't believe how every time that Dolph Ziggler appears on a RAW Special or on a crossbrand PPV match, Jerry Lawler has to make a crack about Dolph introducing himself. WHEN DOLPH HASN'T BEEN DOING THAT SINCE HE LEFT RAW. It really grinds my gears.

Mr. Nerfect
02-02-2010, 09:48 AM
I can't believe how every time that Dolph Ziggler appears on a RAW Special or on a crossbrand PPV match, Jerry Lawler has to make a crack about Dolph introducing himself. WHEN DOLPH HASN'T BEEN DOING THAT SINCE HE LEFT RAW. It really grinds my gears.

To be fair, Jim Ross was doing the same thing right up until his condition played up.

I can't believe the WWE have "given up" in Dolph Ziggler. That seems to be changing a bit now, but considering they gave him a ridiculous name, what was initially a ridiculous gimmick, and he got in his own way by getting suspended -- the dude has worked so hard to get himself over those obstacles.

He is a great ring talent, has got a great look, and has got a brilliant intensity to him. From the moment he destroyed The Great Khali with a steel chair, and then went on to beat him something like three times, I became a fan of Mr. Ziggles. I enjoy the way that he's got that "little man complex" that kicks in, and snaps him into overdrive against "feared" opponents. I liked the way he was involved in a relationship with a face Diva that contended he was a really nice guy behind the scenes; and I even love how Todd Grisham once introduced a possible case of "OCD" into his character at one stage -- manifesting itself in his compulsion to introduce himself to people, and how focused he is in the ring.

I also can't believe that he is the only member of The Spirit Squad still under contract. I thought for sure that Kenn Doane and Johnny Jeter had bright futures in the WWE.

Attitude99
02-02-2010, 03:24 PM
I Can't belive that Ric Flair is still around
I Can't Believe how they fucked up Kane Over The Years
I Can't Believe Than Cena Has Been 5 Time WWE Champ And Taker Only 4 Times
I Can't Belive How Vince fucking screwed The ECW Brand
I Can't Believe That DX Gets All The Spotlight specially HHH (I Think somebody said that already)

And Last But Not Least I Can Not Believe That The F Is Out And E In

thedamndest
02-02-2010, 05:19 PM
Scott Hall has never competed in the Royal Rumble match.

Ermaximus
02-02-2010, 05:21 PM
Scott Hall has never competed in the Royal Rumble match.

Closest he's come to competing in it was when he chased 1-2-3 Kid through it back in 1996 wasn't it?

Savio
02-02-2010, 05:32 PM
I can't believe WWE got rid of Elijah Burke
word.

I can't believe raw is getting interesting again.
I can't believe Big Show got DQ'd for BS.

thedamndest
02-02-2010, 06:30 PM
Closest he's come to competing in it was when he chased 1-2-3 Kid through it back in 1996 wasn't it?

Fake Razor competed in it in 1997.

Fox
02-03-2010, 05:19 AM
I can't believe that John Cena has not been turned heel yet. If done correctly, his heel turn could be the biggest thing in the WWE in a very, very long time. But they have to pull the trigger soon, while the kiddies still love him, while their souls will be crushed and they'll cry their little eyes into their four "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect" sweatband wearing hands.

I can't believe that Rhino still hasn't been a serious World Champion or contender for the belt since ECW's dying days. His TNA runs didn't mean shit. The man is amazing and has an incredible arsenal of moves if only given the chance to utilize them.

I can't believe Mike Awesome died before he ever got a real run in the WWE. At least his name and legacy will live on forever through the first "One Night Stand" vs. Masato Tanaka.

I can't believe that the WWE Championship has not been held by a person of Asian descent since Antonio Inoki in 1979 (Yokozuna was Samoan, people).

I can't believe that an African-American has never held the WWE Championship (Booker T won the World Heavyweight Title and WCW Titles, but never the WWE Title, and The Rock is Samoan, like Yokozuna).

I can't believe that Triple H only became a true contender in the main event scene 10 years ago, but has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 13 times.

I can't believe that Triple H has held the WWE or World Championship a total of 1,155 days in his career; essentially 3.2 years. He is fourth in that respect behind Bruno Sammartino, Hulk Hogan, and Bob Backlund (which is also unbelievable).

I can't believe that the Cruiserweight Division is still dead, but there are two unbelievably boring Women's divisions in the WWE, which get face time every single week. What the fuck. It was the cruiserweights that initially got me interested in wrestling in the first place back in 1997. Now they're nowhere to be seen (except in TNA).

I can't believe Hogan and Russo managed to politic their way back to the top of yet another wrestling organization.

I can't believe Blitzkrieg is a computer technician in California.

I can't believe Billy Kidman hasn't resurfaced yet.

I can't believe I still watch this shit.

Xerzes
02-03-2010, 05:44 AM
I can't believe that an African-American has never held the WWE Championship (Booker T won the World Heavyweight Title and WCW Titles, but never the WWE Title, and The Rock is Samoan, like Yokozuna).

The Rock is half African-American, if that counts for anything for you.

RVDmark
02-03-2010, 10:30 AM
I cant believe....

Umaga is dead (R.I.P)

Vince spends his life hanging around big, oiled up guys, has a really dodgy walk and no one thinks he is gay.