Official RAW Thread for 01/25/09 - Two guest hosts? PSYCH!

[Xero]

Sup?

Guest host situation (from PWInsider):

Pysch's James Roday will not be appearing on Raw tonight as he ended up having to undergo an appendectomy on Saturday. Pysch's Dulle Hill will handle the hosting on tonight's Raw solo.

And, as always (chat only): http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww_v11/old

[Skippord]

I see what you did there

[Cool King]

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/2144/original/fry.jpg

[The Franchise]

Last one before the Rumble. Should be good. Should be.

[muffalufagus]

Only way I'm going to be happy if Bret shows tonight. I hate RAW, but I'm not going to turn down a $10 ticket for a lower bowl seat.

[The Franchise]

Bret is backstage my sources tell me

[Nark Order]

Ah damn, Roday is the funnier of the two. Oh well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm guessing we'll probably get at least one of the two semi-finals matches from the Divas' championship tournament tonight to set up or help set up the final at the Rumble (I'm thinking there's a small possibility they could do like they did a couple of weeks ago and possibly have one of the semi-finals taped for Superstars and have the other on RAW. Probably not, but still.)

[Nicky Fives]

never heard of the show.... this raw will probably suck

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Psych is awesome but Roday makes the show. Hill is great but he's better in the background.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Psych is awesome but Roday makes the show. Hill is great but he's better in the background.

Exactly. Essentially, they're a comedy duo, and Hill plays the straight role. While he's awesome, he's going to be awkward without Roday, who is fricking awesome.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Maybe Lassie will show up instead.

[The Gold Standard]

I can't wait for this guest host stuff to be over

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Lassie is fucking amazing.

[screech]

I have seen a grand total of one episode of Psych. I liked it, but keep missing it when it is on.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm pretty sure I'm the opposite... I think I've seen all of the episodes but one. It's good stuff.

[The Gold Standard]

I heard it was good, but I always forget about it.

[Xero]

Pretty much skipped out on all my shows but Monk this season. Gonna have to catch up because I do love Psych.

[wwe2222]

love psych, sucks to see Roday wont be appearing, he was the reason I was going to watch. It even got my gf to watch with me.

[The Franchise]

Hopefully we see some more Miz/MVP interaction

[Ermaximus]

Fuck you all. William Shatner will be the best host ever next week. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

I've been watching some West Wing and Dule Hill has been pretty solid on it. So he can be alright on this. Don't know much about Roday.

The Raw before the Rumble is usually a good one, so here hoping.

[blak23]

so did smackdown start yet

[screech]

Still don't get why they have the tag belts.

[The Franchise]

lol HBK getting the heat

[ClockShot]

Sweet. No 'Swog tonight.

[Ermaximus]

Still don't get why they have the tag belts.

So they can say they held them.

[The Franchise]

I have a really, really, horribly bad feeling we are seeing the beginning of HHH/HBK at WM 26.

[KIRA]

Ah lovers quarrel now divorce damnit.

[blak23]

the end of dx

[blak23]

didnt they have a match

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[screech]

So they can say they held them.

They don't even care that they have them.

[Juan]

Sounds like another lame ass crowd

[ClockShot]

Oh, now they break the news 10 minutes into the show.

[KIRA]

I hope by "I sent him home" they mean hes looking for other work.

[RawRocks]

Legacy should be the tag champs

[The Franchise]

I hope Punk and Gallows beat DX

[The Franchise]

Legacy should be the tag champs

Anyone but DX who combine for 17 fucking world title reigns. They do not need them. I'm guessing with this recent TENSION between them they will drop them soon

[KIRA]

I was thinking the rift between hunter and hbk would cause them to lose the titles tonight

[The Franchise]

lol @ a title match at WM being Triple H's "dream"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

This is why Michael Cole sucks. HBK and Dibiase do a great little bit where HBK fakes the superkick to bye himself time to make the tag, and Cole totally blows the call and says he kicked him in the gut.

[ClockShot]

Yeah ok.

[Ermaximus]

They don't even care that they have them.

They clearly care more about having Swoggle as their dog....er mascot than having the tag titles.

[The Franchise]

Cole & King are fucking up left and right tonight. Cole says the fake SCM is a "low superkick" and King says Triple H got pushed into the Game.

[screech]

This is why Michael Cole sucks. HBK and Dibiase do a great little bit where HBK fakes the superkick to bye himself time to make the tag, and Cole totally blows the call and says he kicked him in the gut.

Thought the same thing.

[screech]

Cole and King have been sucking a lot lately.

[Juan]

James Roday is Mexican. True story.

[blak23]

they suck all together

[screech]

I wish I could do a super kick. Anyone standing around me would get his or her day wrecked.

[The Franchise]

I can do a superkick. I practice everyday though.

[The Franchise]

:shifty:

[The Franchise]

I'm really hoping this D-Xplodes stuff is only to make the Rumble more interesting and won't lead to one eliminating the other from the Rumble and ultimately a match at Mania

[The Gold Standard]

I wish we saw a Pedigree to end the match instead.

[screech]

MVP needs a new finisher. The Playmaker just isn't doing it.

[The Franchise]

Jesus Christ King...

[VSG]

Raw just got Awesome!

[Juan]

call the censors! Someone just said "jackass" on Raw

[The Franchise]

:heart: this

[ClockShot]

Aw man. Just get Show out here and ring the bell.

[SammyG]

Holla @ ya boi, I'm a balla

[screech]

lol gay jokes

[screech]

:heart: this

[The Franchise]

call the censors! Someone just said "jackass" on Raw

http://file035a.bebo.com/4/large/2007/10/08/21/4720303089a5771529699l.jpg

[screech]

Been a while since I've seen Big Show come to the ring that quickly.

[The Franchise]

The Miz should be joining commentary for this match

[RawRocks]

I thought McMahon made a "decision" two weeks ago.

[Johnny Vegas]

Why is Vince on TV so god damn much. I guess its his "build up a match with him involved in it for WrestleMania match" time.

[The Franchise]

I thought McMahon made a "decision" two weeks ago.

This decision is whether Hart can "come back"

If he lets him back then Bret will fuck shit up but if he doesn't Vince is a "coward" they did a segment with Hunter about it a week or two ago

[CSL]

Cody wearing enough baby oil for a sqaud of strippers

[ClockShot]

Yes Randy. Come sunday, you will get the belt back.

[DaVe]

Orton's shirt is awesome. I'm gonna get myself one of those pretty soon, I reckon.

[ClockShot]

I think Dule's gonna be just fine tonight.

[screech]

Seems pretty good so far.

[The Franchise]

yeah looks good. also Cena/Miz tonight maybe?

[KIRA]

I think Dule's gonna be just fine tonight.


Yep

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Yep, looks like Dule' will do just fine. Thankfull, he's a good actor, and actually interested in wrestling (I believe at least.)

Still a shame Roday isn't there :(

[The Franchise]

Was that Orton getting thrown through a window? When did that happen?

[CSL]

MARYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

[The Franchise]

I think I have a "thing" for French chicks

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[CSL]

Still a shame Roday isn't there :(

Yah, probably would have been 'pretty hilarious'

[parkmania]

Thanks Dule' for shutting Maryse the hell up.

[The Franchise]

:lol Dule

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Was that Orton getting thrown through a window? When did that happen?

It was when he was feuding with HHH... I'm pretty sure it was the Monday after he DDT'd Stephanie.

[RawRocks]

Dule Hill already making his mark.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ the pyro

[The Franchise]

It was when he was feuding with HHH... I'm pretty sure it was the Monday after he DDT'd Stephanie.

Ohhh leading up to Mania 25 I'm assuming? Thanks :D

[CSL]

'This would be a mild upset here if Eve could pull it off'. Michael Cole making the outcome that little bit more obvious.

[The Gold Standard]

Maryse is hot, but I could care less about Divas matches

[Savio]

Lets go Alicia foxxxxxxxxx

[DaVe]

She certainly is.

[Zeeboe]

Has it been brought up that the date on this thread is wrong?

[Johnny Vegas]

lol i don't know who told that man that black and brown would mix

[Savio]

Maryse is hot as fuck too

[Johnny Vegas]

Has it been brought up that the date on this thread is wrong?

Get out!

[The Franchise]

Divas are hot, but I could care less about Divas

Fixed :p

[RawRocks]

what year is it?

[Zeeboe]

Get out!

lol. No, I won't "get out". I won't. The date is wrong. It really is. :)

[The Franchise]

what year is it?

2009.

[Zeeboe]

what year is it?

1993. Doink just got done beating some jobber, and a Bret Hart/Yokozuna interview is gonna be next.

[Zeeboe]

2009.

According to this thread, it is!

[screech]

WILL VINCE CALL OUT BRET?

WILL BRET SHOW??

[The Franchise]

How many of those page views were Cole hitting F5?

[ClockShot]

So is Bret Hart in the building tonight?

[CSL]

Never gonna grow tired of that Vince walk

[Zeeboe]

WILL VINCE CALL OUT BRET?

WILL BRET SHOW??

WILL YOU BE MORE DRAMATIC?

[The Franchise]

WE WANT BRET

[screech]

Pretty sure I would be legitimately terrified if Undertaker was standing a few feet from me calling me a coward.

[CSL]

lol Vince

[Zeeboe]

How many of those page views were Cole hitting F5?

I remember years ago when some jack-asses on Rajah were giving me crap cause I said WWE was popular by billions of people. Ha. I wish some of them could have seen that commercial.

[The Gold Standard]

Who really cares if the date is wrong.

[screech]

WILL YOU BE MORE DRAMATIC?

Will you not be an ass?

[The Gold Standard]

Pretty sure I would be legitimately terrified if Undertaker was standing a few feet from me calling me a coward.

[The Franchise]

This crowd is decent but come on it's Bret fucking Hart. Not a John Cena promo.

[DaVe]

ahahah

[screech]

Who really cares if the date is wrong.

Apparently Zeeboe. It will consume him for days.

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. :roll:

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.

[screech]

I thought the quad was gonna go again

[The Franchise]

:rofl:

[Johnny Vegas]

lol vince is such a jackass

[CSL]

In the ultimate swerve, Owen's gonna show up in the crowd

[ClockShot]

Watch Vince get a smark.

I'd like to hear that response.

[DaVe]

lol so good

[CSL]

lol 'NEED HELP?' when Vince was climbing over the barrier

[The Franchise]

Vince to be interupted by Undertaker's DONG

:shifty:

[Zeeboe]

Will you not be an ass?

No.

[CSL]

Cena outpopping DX

[The Franchise]

...or John Cena

[Savio]

I would have said "Fuck" or "TNA on Spike!"

[screech]

I outpopped DX


:shifty:

[Zeeboe]

Vince's jacket doesn't look purple.

[Savio]

hey orange is unique

[The Franchise]

According to Cena I shit purple.. ?

[KIRA]

HA Vince called him on his hideous attire

[Zeeboe]

I would have said "Fuck" or "TNA on Spike!"

Those people were probably staged actors.

[screech]

It's a shoot!


:shifty:

[DaVe]

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HE SAID A SWEAR

[The Franchise]

This thread should read 01/25/99 because it's Austin/Vince again!

[RawRocks]

John Cena is actually making sense.

[The Franchise]

Cena's repercussion....

he gets to win the Rumble and be WWE Champion for a year

[Zeeboe]

Err. Got suckered into watching Raw again....expecting to see Bret and nada. Well, hurry the promo up Cena. I gotta shower, and get to bed. I do have a living to earn.

[KIRA]

Wow...that was a good promo

[screech]

That was one hell of a promo!

[Johnny Vegas]

Gotta agree with Cena

[ClockShot]

Now if Cena can cut promos like that more often, we just might like him.

[Zeeboe]

.....Is this marks night on the forum?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

That was a damn good promo on Cena's part. Better than 90% of the crap he's spewed the last year.

[ClockShot]

Well there's a lame main event. I hope it's not, but chances are it is.

[The Franchise]

WHAT IF Cena turns heel and joins Vince and attacks Bret. IMAGINE that.

[Zeeboe]

"BAH GAWD! A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BETWEEN CENA AND THE SHAMUS!!!!!! OMG! OMG! THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE GREAT HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!" -

You guys.

(Little JR/Tony combo there in case ya did noticed.)

[CSL]

Cena always cuts a good promo with the right material. That material just doesn't come along as often as it should.

[Nark Order]

Great Cena promo there.

[Zeeboe]

Eh, I was a kid/teen once too. Enjoy your wrestling. I'll be back next week when a real wrestler hopefully shows up. And if Bret shows up later tonight....thank god for the net, right?

[CSL]

"BAH GAWD! A CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH BETWEEN CENA AND THE SHAMUS!!!!!! OMG! OMG! THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE GREAT HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!" -

You guys.

What are you yapping about you fucking tragedy?

[The Franchise]

He's clearly capable of cutting very good promos as seen in 2003-04. It's mostly the writers fault for his terrible promos but his delivery was pretty bad most of the time too

[screech]

What are you yapping about you fucking tragedy?

He doesn't even know.

[The Franchise]

Eh, I was a kid/teen once too. Enjoy your wrestling. I'll be back next week when a real wrestler hopefully shows up. And if Bret shows up later tonight....thank god for the net, right?

The Rock is returning tonight!

[KIRA]

What are you yapping about you fucking tragedy?

Ignore him he tends to go away after a while.

[Zeeboe]

The Rock is returning tonight!

zzzzzz

[The Gold Standard]

That was the best promo Cena had in a while.

It was the first one that I cared about in a while too.

[Providence Peep]

Outback Jack for Hall of Fame '10!

[The Gold Standard]

Zeeboe, if you hate everything that is going on with wrestling, why do you watch?

[VSG]

That promo combined with a surprisingly good guest host makes up for no bret tonight- The storyline is going to develop come RR!

[The Gold Standard]

I love Kofi

[screech]

Zeeboe, if you hate everything that is going on with wrestling, why do you watch?

Don't bother with him. He'll just call you a kid and talk down to you to make himself feel better.

[CSL]

lol @ the thought of Zeeboe talking down to anyone. You're giving him faaaaar too much 'respect'.

[The Gold Standard]

SHELTON WAS HIGHLIGHTED AS A RUMBLE GUY!!

[screech]

lol @ the thought of Zeeboe talking down to anyone. You're giving him faaaaar too much 'respect'.

First phrase that came to mind, honestly. Couldn't be bothered to think further.

[The Franchise]

This Rumble has a really good line up.

[screech]

SHELTON WAS HIGHLIGHTED AS A RUMBLE GUY!!

We are all proud of you. Keep at it!

[The Franchise]

K calm down King...

most star studded has to be 2001 or 2002. MAYBE 2004.

[VSG]

I could watch this all night (with intermissions of Maryse of course)

[VSG]

Ah good to see Crazy Orton didnt have a say on Kofi's push!

[ClockShot]

A match that had potential. Oh well.

[The Franchise]

Miz: STUPID! STUPID!!

[blak23]

is carlito goin face

[ClockShot]

Hey. Where's Bella Bella tonight?

Aren't they the defacto sidekicks to the guest GM(s)?

[KIRA]

RANDOM CARLITO APPEARANCE LOL

[screech]

lol Carlito

[Supreme Olajuwon]

it's so weird having someone who knows how to act on this show

[ClockShot]

Switch out Kelly Kelly for......

[The Franchise]

He should just be the new RAW GM

[Savio]

I predict carlito wins after multiple punches to the face.

[RawRocks]

Carlito vs Kelly Kelly .... hmm go Kelly Kelly!

[The Gold Standard]

Lito is going to lose

[blak23]

i hope he retires her

[Nark Order]

it's so weird having someone who knows how to act on this show

Was thinking this. He's doing great so far.

[KIRA]

Ah good to see Crazy Orton didnt have a say on Kofi's push!

I know damn it!:(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Even WWE played off the fact that EVERYBODY assumed it was gonna be Mark Henry

Mind, this'll prolly still be where he makes an appearance...but still</font> :cool:

[VSG]

Pretty sure Dule whateveritis will have a handicap partner for her or something- Chris Masters anyone?

[VSG]

I know damn it!:(

Not a Kofi fan, are you?

[screech]

I predict carlito wins after multiple punches to the face.

...with his penis?

[Nark Order]

lol. He'll probably have the guy push the button again before the match and it'l match him with Henry.

[Juan]

DoublePitsToChesty

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>*types in code*
*Chris Benoit comes up for some reason*
*AWKWARD silence*</font>

[The Franchise]

Carlito looks like a tennis player. Even his apple looks like a tennis ball

[blak23]

finally santino

[screech]

LOL Santino's face was great

[The Franchise]

Swagger is mad over in the first row

[ClockShot]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Swagger ain't gonna last the year with the company.

[blak23]

Swagger is mad over in the first row
lol

[CSL]

So Swagger thinks he's gonna get over by going 'Ahhh' loudly over and over?

[KIRA]

Not a Kofi fan, are you?


I love kofi it feels like hes taken a step down he had this 3 month streak of awesome then nothing it sucks.

[Savio]

I missed it did the match ever take place?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Kelly Kelly has a pretty ugly serious face

she's only cute when she's smiling

[blak23]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Swagger ain't gonna last the year with the company.
why not?

[Nark Order]

So Swagger thinks he's gonna get over by going 'Ahhh' loudly over and over?

It's working for Ezekiel Jackson atm.

[screech]

It's working for Ezekiel Jackson atm.

But he is black so it is different.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Jackson is a scary looking mug though

[blak23]

But he is black so it is different.
racist but sadly true

[Nark Order]

LOL, really wanna find that video where Zeke sells Koslov's music by yelling when it comes on. Next time he should take a bump off of it.

[VSG]

So Swagger thinks he's gonna get over by going 'Ahhh' loudly over and over?

Tony Atlas gets over by "Haha" so Swagger figures he can too by but his lisp makes it a "Ahh" instead :naughty:

[The Franchise]

Swagger = white Bobby Lashley

[blak23]

Swagger = white Bobby Lashley
try again

[VSG]

I love kofi it feels like hes taken a step down he had this 3 month streak of awesome then nothing it sucks.

Nah Orton is in the championship scene so they cant go on with the Orton-Kofi feud now, and pretty sure Miz is a main eventer now!

[CSL]

Sam Spence on WWE RAW

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Love the NFL Films themes being used in the this video

[The Franchise]

They're doing a pretty good job at hyping the RR this year

[KIRA]

try again


Swagger=less over JBL with a lisp?

[ClockShot]

So is he in the recovery room or at home?

[The Franchise]

lol gentlemen pecs

[CSL]

Did Roday just call Sheamus the bastard love child of Carrot Top and The Berzerker?

[KIRA]

Nah Orton is in the championship scene so they cant go on with the Orton-Kofi feud now, and pretty sure Miz is a main eventer now! Didnt think of it like that I feel a bit better I hope kofi does big things this year

[The Franchise]

Did Roday just call Sheamus the bastard love child of Carrot Top and The Berzerker?

ya

[blak23]

Swagger=less over JBL with a lisp?
acceptable

[RawRocks]

Did Roday just call Sheamus the bastard love child of Carrot Top and The Berzerker?

that was funny :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[screech]

Incredible

[KIRA]

Dule actuallly has done a really good job tonight

[CSL]

Excellent segment

[VSG]

Unbelievable! The two of them made Alicia-Ms Game Genie- Fox look good!

[Nark Order]

lol, this is kind of gold tonight.

[Nark Order]

Dule actuallly has done a really good job tonight

Yeah. Cena is taking the Roday role tonight and it's actually working wonderfully.

[CSL]

I think Dule is doing the Roday role, Cena doing Dule. That Alicia Fox segment could almost have been in an episode of Psych.

[The Gold Standard]

Tonight is a very good show

[ClockShot]

Gail Kim gets no entrance. They really gonna let Fox go to the finals?

[KIRA]

If God is in heaven Gail will win this match

[VSG]

The only thing that could have made this particular diva match good- Dule on commentary!

[CSL]

Gail Kim already in the ring. Moving from TNA looking smarter and smarter all the time.

[Juan]

Fucking Micheal Cole calls the snap powerslam a scoop slam every damn week. You'd think someone would have corrected him by now

[KIRA]

yes sir!

[ClockShot]

Dule better start running.

[Juan]

love Gail Kim's finisher tho

[KIRA]

lol I like your shoes

[Johnny Vegas]

lol i like your shoes

[CSL]

Kind of want Alicia Fox to use me as her towel.

[screech]

DAY WRECKED

[Supreme Olajuwon]

DULE!

DULE!

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[The Franchise]

Kind of want Alicia Fox to use me as her towel.

lol