Explain That Picture [Archive]

Xero

01-29-2010, 09:03 PM

This is a new take on Captions that I'm going to test out here. It's a combination of Scenes from a Hat and Captions.

Basically, I post a picture (and yes, I may include Photoshops), and everyone posts a blurb or scene to it explain what's going on. It can be as simple as a caption or as elaborate as armchair booking an entire feud. Every once in a while I'll post a new image.

Obviously, this is humor-driven.

Let's start with this one:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

FourFifty

01-29-2010, 09:07 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg
You want to talk about feet fetishes, Snitsky? No! You're not the most sexually repressed WWE superstar! I have a..... SOCK PUPPET FETISH!!

StingerSplash4Lyf

01-29-2010, 10:31 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg
im a big red retard and my mom bought me a rey mysterio mask off shopzone LOLZ
sting would splash my ass if he ever got the chance!!!

Lock Jaw

01-29-2010, 10:53 PM

Earlier that Day...

Shane: Dad! We've got a problem! Rey Mysterio wasn't allowed to board the plane because security thought he was a lost child and kept paging his mommy...

Vince: WHAT?! But our fanbase is banking on an appearance by him! WE CAN'T LET DOWN THE CHILDREN!!!

Shane: ....

Vince: Because if we do... they won't buy his masks at the merchandise stand.

Shane: Ah.... but what can we do?

Vince: I have an idea... these people are stupid... all we do is.... *whisper whisper whisper*

Later that Night...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane: BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! Hey Kids! It's me! Rey Mysterio! YAAAAAAYY!!!!

In the back...

Vince: Ha. These stupid kids will NEVER know the difference!

Johnny Vegas

01-29-2010, 10:57 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

OMG, do you think this massssk would make me look fat, boo?

VSG

01-29-2010, 11:04 PM

Kane: Hey Adamle, dont you think I make a good ventriloquist?
Adamle: I thought you needed a performer and a dummy for that, too bad there is no performer here!

The MAC

01-30-2010, 12:19 AM

kane: ill give you a glue about who im talking about
adamle: uh, its not jeff harvey, maybe ray...
Kane: warmer..
Adamle: ray, ray... Raven!
Kane: god you suck

Droford

01-30-2010, 12:20 AM

Kane: Why does Rey Mysterio need to wear a mask? Why does he need to hide his face from the world? He looks like a little boy. I was a little boy once..and you know what happened to me? Do you? I was burned within a half an inch of my life by the Undertaker, my brother. Im the one that should be wearing the mask..not Rey Mysterio! But don't worry Mysterio..because I will soon give you a reason to wear this mask..Permanently!

LuigiD

01-30-2010, 12:25 AM

Kane: You know what? fuck WWE. I was open to the idea of getting the mask back on..but when you ass holes showed me what you wanted me to wear..forget it!

Inadequacy

01-30-2010, 12:41 AM

Skippord

01-30-2010, 12:43 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg'
easily the worst ventriloquist act ever

Skippord

01-30-2010, 12:44 AM

probably should have read the thread first

Halbowsky

01-30-2010, 01:07 AM

Adamle: "Tonight, a new Adamle original: an extreme Pledge of Allegiance contest! Here's the first contestant: KANE!"

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

KANE: "I pledge allegiance, to the flag...ahhhhh! My hand turned into a Rey Mysterio mask! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!"

Adamle: :lol:

Xero

01-30-2010, 02:51 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg
WWE's newest creation - Kane the "Don't Use Fireworks, One-Handed" Monster

El Fangel

01-30-2010, 04:00 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

Everyone thinks I should put a mask back on, lets see what they say when I win the WHC with this bastard on.

Sixx

01-30-2010, 04:04 AM

I bet he uses that mask instead of kleenex.

El Fangel

01-30-2010, 04:12 AM

I bet he uses that mask instead of Charmin

Thats why its red brother, thats why its red.

owenbrown

01-30-2010, 04:17 AM

Kane goes a step further with Mick Foley's "Mr. Socko" concept

Sixx

01-30-2010, 04:23 AM

Kane goes a step further with Mick Foley's "Mr. Socko" concept

Mr Spico

ace3025

01-30-2010, 10:59 AM

See this?!? Masks are cool!! I was cool once.......and then I lost the mask. The Mask man....THE MASK!!!

Sycophant

01-30-2010, 12:04 PM

I want my money back Adamle! One size fits all...my ass!

Sycophant

01-30-2010, 12:11 PM

Michael Cole: The big red machine has Rey up for the chokeslam!
King: I'm not sure that's Rey...
Michael Cole: VINTAGE Kane!

Vastardikai

01-30-2010, 12:22 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane: And I got the key to victory right he... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID PHANTO!

Sixx

01-30-2010, 12:48 PM

There's an O.J. glove joke here somewhere.

jettson80

01-30-2010, 02:02 PM

What do you think of Mike Adamle, Mr Hat? I think he sucks balls, Mr Garrison!

Hello to everyone. I have been reading these forums for a while, just decided to join.

jskinnyg

01-30-2010, 04:03 PM

Mr Spico

HAHAHAHA Awesome...

The Franchise

01-30-2010, 04:05 PM

parkmania

01-30-2010, 04:28 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

"Here I go, once again with the email. Ev'ry week I hope it's from a female."

"Aw man, not from a female."

"hey Strong Bad,

Can you draw a dragon? I want to see your skills of an artist.

well, g2g,
kaiser
CA"...

Mr. Nerfect

01-31-2010, 02:09 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/kane_reymask.jpg

Kane's bad luck with feuds continued, as he started a program with John Morrison because he accidentally slammed a door on Kane's hand, causing it to swell.

Indifferent Clox

01-31-2010, 02:31 AM

ok time to change the picture

Xero

01-31-2010, 10:33 AM

NEXT PICTURE

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/williechamp.jpg

Jimmy King

01-31-2010, 11:35 AM

For the kane picture THE NEW REY MYSTERIO BLOW UP DOLL CAN BE BOUGHT NOW AT WWE SHOP . COM

Sixx

01-31-2010, 12:49 PM

What's Downunder doing there?

Lock Jaw

01-31-2010, 02:35 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/williechamp.jpg
Willy: *gasp* MY RETIREMENT GREASE!!!

Vastardikai

01-31-2010, 06:24 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/williechamp.jpg

Willie: Hey, you idiots: Hogan is over here!

Jimmy Cones

02-01-2010, 02:52 AM

Willie: You may have ripped my shirt, but I've got your title!

StingerSplash4Lyf

02-01-2010, 04:27 AM

kane just got SPLASHED

rock on!

Xero

02-01-2010, 10:25 AM

NEXT PICTURE

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

Vastardikai

02-01-2010, 10:32 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

This is how Cena gets back from injuries so quickly.

Haze

02-01-2010, 12:30 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

Armageddon is nigh

Xero

02-01-2010, 12:51 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

WWE is Skynet.

Jimmy Cones

02-01-2010, 06:11 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

Next year's rumble lineup

parkmania

02-01-2010, 06:13 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

In an alternate timeline, Cena joins The Undertaker's Ministry and is gifted his own druids.

Shadow

02-01-2010, 06:22 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

How'd we get into Vince's dream lineup for his orgy?

Lock Jaw

02-01-2010, 06:40 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg
John Cena Sr. was more proficient than Big Daddy Dudley.

DAMN iNATOR

02-01-2010, 08:46 PM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg
What Layfield Energy really mass-produces, as seen for the first-time ever in their factory in this picture.

Droford

02-02-2010, 12:41 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

The only thing that could be worse is if they all had the new Cena Never Give Up Orange Shirts on instead.

KayfabeMan

02-02-2010, 02:19 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

Resident Cena: EXTINCTION

Sixx

02-02-2010, 08:04 AM

Could someone enlighten me what was the point of having Cena look-alikes?

DAMN iNATOR

02-02-2010, 08:10 AM

Cena put in the Konami code on SvR '10 one night as he always does, only he accidentally fell asleep with his console still on and his turbo and macro buttons on his controller still going...thus, the millions upon millions of Cena clones were born, ensuring that we'd never again know if we're really watching Cena or just one of his flawless clones.

Sixx

02-02-2010, 08:25 AM

In a non-retarded way now, please?

Ermaximus

02-02-2010, 09:06 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg
For only 20 easy payments of $19.95, you too can have your very own lifesize John Cena. Take him to the park and play "You can't see me." Show him off to your friends with his amazing 4 moves of doom. Perfect for lonely, horny, school girls and single moms as Cena can no sell everything, even an orgasm! Supplies are not limited, due to an over production error on WWE's part, so order NOW!

GoneFishing

02-02-2010, 10:04 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

The WWE's version of the movie "2012".

Rammsteinmad

02-02-2010, 10:13 AM

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/17cenaenters.jpg

If only King Leonidas had these guys when Xerzes invaded.