ECW Thread 2/2/10

[DAMN iNATOR]

KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE, PLEASE!

TONIGHT: Ezekiel Jackson and Christian met at the Royal Rumble. Who walked out as ECW Champion, and who will be next to challenge for the title?

ALSO: Mr. MCMahon pays a special visit to the Land of Extreme. What will the WWE Chairman have to say about ECW's future?

Find out tonight @ 10E. And as always, ENJOY! :cool:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Trying to steal my thunder, I see.

[Juan]

Trying to steal my thunder, I see.

He likes to do that.

[Anybody Thrilla]

There is absolutely nothing left for Christian on ECW unless he defends the title in a handicap match against Kaylen Croft and Trent Barreta.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Trying to steal my thunder, I see.

Nah, just with the title match fallout and Mr. McMahon's appearance, I thought I'd get things crankin' early so that if people wanted to discuss the show for a bit beforehand they could.

And anyway, how did I "try to steal your thunder?" :wtf: By posting the thread an hour and a half early?

[DAMN iNATOR]

There is absolutely nothing left for Christian on ECW unless he defends the title in a handicap match against <s>Kaylen Croft and Trent Barreta</s> Zack Ryder - again, and Ryder wins.

FIXED. Screw Billy & Chuck '010.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Nah, just with the title match fallout and Mr. McMahon's appearance, I thought I'd get things crankin' early so that if people wanted to discuss the show for a bit beforehand they could.

And anyway, how did I "try to steal your thunder?" :wtf: By posting the thread an hour and a half early?

You know I like to post the ECW threads when I'm here.

I also remember you getting angry at me for posting an ECW thread early. You're a hypocrite and a gellatenous tapeworm.

[Juan]

You're not alone, ABT. He tries to steal my Smackdown Spoilers thunder every week.

[Droford]

The end is here...

[James Diesel]

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[Skippord]

I'd like to know how Croft and Barretta are anything like Billy and Chuck

[Juan]

I'd like to know how Croft and Barretta are anything like Billy and Chuck

[Anybody Thrilla]

The end is here...

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[Anybody Thrilla]

jamesdiesel, you son of a bitch.

[James Diesel]

lol I'm a crafty motherfucker

[Skippord]

owned

[Droford]

They should have waited to do this in Philly instead of Memphis.

[Juan]

The world is watching...

[Droford]

The future of ECW is Abraham Washington!

[James Diesel]

A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

[Anybody Thrilla]

Abraham Washington is just about the only guy Christian hasn't beaten in ECW.

[parkmania]

And Syfy wonders why noone watches anymore...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is Vince gonna be Abe's guest?

[Juan]

Christian

[Droford]

Only about 2 weeks behind on the jokes...good job

[James Diesel]

No, Christian is

[James Diesel]

I think Tony Atlas is on the "Deserves Better" List

[Splaya]

I am going to join you guys in between playing rush poker on full tilt

[Droford]

WHITE MIKE is WHITE

[DAMN iNATOR]

ABT, Juan, and Skip...you're all ridiculous. @ Juan and ABT's accusations of stealing their "thunder" as it were, there is absolutely no truth to that whatsoever. No need to say anything more. @Skip...What? You haven't seen the way Croft and Baretta dress, do their hair, and the crap music they come out to, not to mention how awful they are in the ring. Def. the gayest tag team since B&C. Thus they are B&C '010.

[Juan]

wtf DAMN iNATOR called it

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm really not upset about it, dude. Shut the fuck up, though.

[Splaya]

Yes Ryder and the cheap whore

[Droford]

someones getting their wish!

[James Diesel]

OOOOHHHHH RadiOOOOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE ROSA MENDES.

[Droford]

omg..what

[Splaya]

LOL THEY ARE MAKING LIGHT OF HURRICANE

[Juan]

ABT, Juan, and Skip...you're all ridiculous. @ Juan and ABT's accusations of stealing their "thunder" as it were, there is absolutely no truth to that whatsoever. No need to say anything more. @Skip...What? You haven't seen the way Croft and Baretta dress, do their hair, and the crap music they come out to, not to mention how awful they are in the ring. Def. the gayest tag team since B&C. Thus they are B&C '010.

Awful, REALLY? It's been said before, you absolutely have the worst taste in wrestling. Which is why your opinion means ZERO around here.

[Splaya]

Tila Tequila lol

[Droford]

Ryder should be the last "ECW" champion..it would be fitting.

[James Diesel]

TYPO BOTCH

Josh Mathews

Yes I nitpicked

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wouldn't mind seeing Christian and Ryder go again. Pretty sweet match last time.

[parkmania]

Gotta give credit for "Stand back! There's a criminal comin' through!"

[Anybody Thrilla]

What just happened to this thread title?

[screech]

I want to take Archer seriously.

[James Diesel]

You know, I respect the guy but it's really hard to take Archer seriously with that tramp stamp

[Anybody Thrilla]

Apparently, this thread is about an ECW that happened last February too. :shifty:

[Innovator]

All I see is a walking tramp stamp

[James Diesel]

Wow just noticed that.....

[Anybody Thrilla]

Vance Archer just seems like one of the typical guys that comes into WWE with a monster push and then amount to nothing before they're released. Snitsky's last run and Big Daddy V come to mind.

[Droford]

I think that biscuit needs more than 10 lbs of flour

[Innovator]

I remember when Vince told Cena he was gonna face SNITSKY...and the crowd went silent, that was the end of the Zitsky

[Anybody Thrilla]

It's not my fault
The things love can do to us
Just like it's not my fault
There was a dead baby in your uterus

[Triple Naitch]

Vance Archer just seems like one of the typical guys that comes into WWE with a monster push and then amount to nothing before they're released. Snitsky's last run and Big Daddy V come to mind.

Mike Knox too, but he hasn't been released. Yet.

[parkmania]

So are they really comparing Archer's "degrees" to Mike "Master of Kinesthesiology (sp?)" Knox?

[Anybody Thrilla]

At the same time, Umaga started off like that, and they at least made SOMETHING out of him. We'll see.

[Tazz Dan]

:lol:

Juan, if you're going to be a bitch with the thread title, at least try not to fail with it. :p

[Tazz Dan]

And now I see ABT has already pointed this out. :$

[screech]

That attire he (Archer) is wearing is new to me. How long has he had it?

[Droford]

well that was botched 6 ways to sunday

[Anybody Thrilla]

First time I've seen that attire.

Also, did they botch that first rope-holding finish and go directly to a different one?

[Droford]

I wonder if Bret shows up tonight?

[Innovator]

NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE

[jerichoholicninja]

Gotta give to credit to WWE on the Bret/Vince fued. It has an Attitude Era feel to it.

[dronepool]

^ Good point.

I just hate these recaps damnit. Taking up good air time :mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE

The last time I saw some never before seen footage, Ronnie and Sammie broke up.

[Droford]

NEVER BEFORE SEEN FOOTAGE

ECW should become WWE RAW - Super Deluxe Extended and Overcooked Edition

[Anybody Thrilla]

Has Goldust ever actually landed his wig on the camera?

[thecc]

DUDEBUSTERS!!!!:love:

[parkmania]

Has Goldust ever actually landed his wig on the camera?

At least once or twice, I'm sure. Probably when he was a heel.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I like Barreta a little more after that match.

[Droford]

no more ECW!

[Anybody Thrilla]

He's getting to the point pretty quickly here.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Well, that was extremely unspecific</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

Are Christian and Ryder gonna have a five minute match or what?

[parkmania]

Wow, Reporter Helms. Thought he wasn't gonna be around for a while.

[Corndad]

3 weeks till what again lol

[Corndad]

Heres the Helms Burial

[parkmania]

Regal working stiff tonight? Just wondering out loud.

[Droford]

3 weeks till what again lol

Could have sworn he said the next Evolution..

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[Juan]

Nice matches from Benjamin/Archer and Tastu/Baretta

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now there's a solid 4 minutes left for Christian/Ryder.

[parkmania]

Is that a huge kneepad that Ryder's wearing, or does he have a full set of tights with part of them being see-through?

[Stealth-Icon]

Rosa is looking nice and slutty tonight, I like!!

[Triple Naitch]

Evolution Championship Wrestling

[parkmania]

Cue Regal and Zeke for a run-in...

[parkmania]

Rosa is looking nice and slutty tonight, I like!!

Like she's ready for a wet t-shirt contest... :naughty:

[Stealth-Icon]

Like she's ready for a wet t-shirt contest... :naughty:


I will volunteer to get her top wet.

[parkmania]

OK, I was 5 minutes early.

[Juan]

Cue Regal and Zeke for a run-in...

nailed it

[Droford]

Christian/Zeke/Regal/Benjamin/Tatsu/Archer in the ECW Elimination Chamber?

[Anybody Thrilla]

There's an ECW Elimination Chamber? That seems a bit much.

[Juan]

Yeah I don't think that's happening

[DAMN iNATOR]

Awful, REALLY? It's been said before, you absolutely have the worst taste in wrestling. Which is why your opinion means ZERO around here.

To YOU...you just keep trying to think of new ways to get under my skin for shit that's long since done and in the past because I happened to take a joke a little too far, and so ever since then you've carried some fucking grudge against me. Why can't you just admit that and find someone else to troll 24/7?

[thedamndest]

I hope there's no neg repping here. Let's keep these shots clean.

[Juan]

I don't even know what joke you're talking about. You're just a terrible poster and it needs to be pointed out as much as possible.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I haven't dished out any neg rep in this thread, that's for sure.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't even know what joke you're talking about. You're just a terrible poster and it needs to be pointed out as much as possible.

I was referring to the little "prank" I tried to pull on you at some point last year with the Richard Simmons pic in a neg rep I gave you. Don't act like you don't know.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What?

[Juan]

Pretty sure I was calling you a terrible poster well before that

[DAMN iNATOR]

For those who've already forgotten, check this thread: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=93676

That will refresh your memory of how everything between myself and Juan really started in the first place.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No thanks.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty sure I was calling you a terrible poster well before that

...and yet to this day you still think I actually give a fuck what YOU of all people on here think. :roll:

[Juan]

lol you're a fucking idiot. You got banned for that, why would i still be holding a grudge over that? My grudge against you is that you're fucking retard.

[Juan]

...and yet to this day you still think I actually give a fuck what YOU of all people on here think. :roll:

I'm pretty sure that whether or not you care what I think is not the point here.

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol you're a fucking idiot. You got banned for that, why would i still be holding a grudge over that? My grudge against you is that you're fucking retard.

So, just because you think that I'm an "idiot" or a "retard" as you so creatively put it, that was your whole rationale for filling up my visitor message area and my rep sheet with spam for almost 5 months now? Lame. :|

Also, ya know, if you really hate me all that much, and if it's possible with you being a "mod" (:lol:) and whatnot, maybe you should just put me on IGNORE. I tried doing that a bit ago with you and it wouldn't even let me, because of all things, you mod this damned forum. Totally ridiculous...and I'd rather just talk with people on here who can appreciate and enjoy my company, unlike yourself.

[Juan]

Yup. Pretty much.

Almost as lame as your constant attempts at humor followed by a :shifty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

So ECW was decent tonight, yeah?

[Juan]

So ECW was decent tonight, yeah?

Definitely, as always.

[Juan]

lol DAMN iNATOR is falling for my trolling hook line and sinker. Beautiful.

[Skippord]

think this needs to be settled in the octagon

[Skippord]

or the octagjuan

[screech]

So ECW was decent tonight, yeah?

:y:

[Skippord]

I don't know that I'll be able to respect myself after watching something called WWE NXT

[Jeritron]

DAMNinator, you clearly try your hardest to post the Smackdown spoilers thread each week.
In addition, you try to start the ECW thread as soon as possible in an attempt to "be the man."

I notice it as a spectator. Just throwing in my 2 cents here.

[Jeritron]

I'm going to call the show TNG from now on

[Tazz Dan]

Juan, I can't stand DAMN iNATOR as much as the next person, but isn't the whole you and him thing getting a bit old now?

[Skippord]

it's pretty hilarious

[Jeritron]

Go back to Kapoutland Tazz Dan. Stop trying to ruin the fun

[Tazz Dan]

:D

[D Mac]

Yup. Pretty much.

Almost as lame as your constant attempts at humor followed by a :shifty:

I've been doing that long before he has.


:shifty: