Official RAW Thread for 02/08/10 - Straight Edge Edition

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL that dude in the background doing the Orton pose

[Nark Order]

CENA'S SPOILING TO LOOK FOR A FIGHT!

[Loose Cannon]

wtf, your dad just made the HOF bro

[Loose Cannon]

COME ON

[CLAM iNATOR]

Claminator = Damninator on a new nick?

I'm not DAMN iNATOR. I'm my own man, and I'm the Clam Man, thank you very much :y:

[parkmania]

First HBK snaps, now Cena? What's this world coming to?

[Nark Order]

Yeah Ted, you faggot. Let's get this done.

[Loose Cannon]

First HBK snaps, now Cena? What's this world coming to?

Bob Backlund

[parkmania]

Bob Backlund

One can only hope.

[parkmania]

What's up with advertizing Just for Men on Raw? I thought their target demographic was the kiddies now.

[ClockShot]

He's still talking?

[CLAM iNATOR]

Did those poor people have to sit through a 5 minute Cena promo during the commercial? That's like the Jericho list of 1004 holds. How is he not being booed now?

[Loose Cannon]

I just realized John Cena has the same kind of thin hair I do. i feel really good about myself

[Stealth-Icon]

Where's Jess the Body when you need him? I smell a conspiracy a brewin

[Emperor Smeat]

is the crowd actually cheering for Mr McMahon (even though its mostly quiet or uneven in the cheers) ?

[DaVe]

vince is a champ

[Nark Order]

LOL Vince's retarded walk.

[VSG]

There is the real swagger! Man, I feel delighted whenever Vince is on tv these days- More so than Bret hart even..

[ClockShot]

Rent-a-cops.

[Loose Cannon]

hey one of those guards looks like Fat DR DRE

[Loose Cannon]

the fuck, how did my sig get posted

[Nark Order]

Vince is Monty Brown??

[parkmania]

Thought that Vince was above God.

[Loose Cannon]

lol hayseeds

[CLAM iNATOR]

I also don't you,John Cena!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Cena thuggin out

DAMN DOLLA

[Stealth-Icon]

It's always about the money

[Loose Cannon]

even Tatanka took the money

[Nark Order]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUNNN-AYYY

[parkmania]

CHEAP POP!

[Nark Order]

DAT MONEY MONEY, YEAH YEAH.

[Poit]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUNNN-AYYY

Beat me to it.

[Loose Cannon]

I LOVE U BRET

[VSG]

So Cena is now Bret's manager? Talk about role reversal!

[DaVe]

ahah love this segment

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Nark Order]

SHHHHHHHYYYYUUUUUUTTTUUPPPPPP!!!

[Loose Cannon]

hit theme

[Loose Cannon]

electric guitar rift

[RawRocks]

another awesome Cena promo

[parkmania]

The magic of editing makes it look like Batista didn't miss his cue.

[Nark Order]

another awesome Cena promo

Agreed. He's been really shining lately in the promo dept.

[Loose Cannon]

woah, having 1997 flashbacks

[DaVe]

man what a segment

[Loose Cannon]

yes, bust up those TV monitors

[Johnny Vegas]

Dude, it would be the biggest heel turn in a while if Cena turned on Bret and sided with Vince at WM.

[Loose Cannon]

lol wtf, he almost got fried

[Poit]

another awesome Cena promo

Yeah, it's unusual and good.

[Juan]

What a lame ass crowd

[ClockShot]

Easy, Bret. Don't wanna hurt yourself.

[Loose Cannon]

hahhaha, yes.

[Nark Order]

Kill Lawler, Bret!!

[CLAM iNATOR]

Vintage Bret Hart.

[LoDownM]

lol. I fell asleep for 20 minutes and had to check the date seeing this.

[Loose Cannon]

lol. I fell asleep for 20 minutes and had to check the date seeing this.

rofl

[ClockShot]

Yeah, Ok.

[Nark Order]

Vince really needs to invest in better Security Guards that will be able to defend him against 50 year old stroke victims.

[Loose Cannon]

Bret Hart fucks up TV Monitors like no other

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Killer last segment. The one thing that keeps happening is right at the end of segments the crowd finally get loud.

[Kapoutman]

That was pretty awesome. There's a guy on my Facebook who's having a fit. "Bret Hart is a hypocrite! I used to like him! Owen's turning in his grave!" Pretty big spazz right there.

[Nark Order]

Bret is dead?!?!

[Nark Order]

I guess that would explain his lack of speed though.

[Kapoutman]

I meant Owen BTW.

And on a completely different subject, I will not take Cody Rhodes seriously until he buys some fucking knee pads.

[Lock Jaw]

Dude, it would be the biggest heel turn in a while if Cena turned on Bret and sided with Vince at WM.

That would be amazing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I wonder who will be qualified to induct the "Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase. Congrats, Ted!

I'd have to wager a guess that it'd be either his son Ted, Jr. or maybe even his old sidekick Irwin R. Shyster (I.R.S.). Either of them inducting him would be awesome.

[Kapoutman]

That guy on Facebook: "Bret barely noticed Owen alive or dead - It always has been
Bret for Brett's ego."

Come the fuck on now.

[Mr. C]

Just wondering since I missed tonight's show...

Did they ever show Miz holding ALL THREE belts at once? :D

[Tazz Dan]

seriously, you americans are freaking lucky

5 dollar footlongs? we get 6 inchers here in aus for about 5 dollars

quarter pounder
for 'just a buck'?

2 mediums
2 toppings
5.99?

wtffff

Don't lie. You're not Australian. :mad:

[Poit]

Just wondering since I missed tonight's show...

Did they ever show Miz holding ALL THREE belts at once? :D

Yeah. He had the US title under one of the tag titles, both on one shoulder, with the second tag title on the other shoulder.

[Mr. C]

Yeah. He had the US title under one of the tag titles, both on one shoulder, with the second tag title on the other shoulder.

Awesome! :cool:

[thecc]

Vince really needs to invest in better Security Guards that will be able to defend him against 50 year old stroke victims.I would be more concerned with getting equipment that doesn't spark so easily.

[el bobbo]

lol. I fell asleep for 20 minutes and had to check the date seeing this.

I fell asleep too. Because I drank too much. Missed the last 45 minutes of the show. I got to see Christian though, that was cool.

[The MAC]

honestly. how many of you were surprised to see bret get so physical and look about as good as anyone on the roster?

[The Jayman]

Overall a pretty good Raw. Christian making an appearance. The Showmiz winning the tag belts. Cena/Vince/Bret segment was a great finish. I especially liked the HBK promo backstage with Teddy getting SCM. I like where they are going with this "frustration" HBK has.

[Jimmy Cones]

How did Raw start getting so good? and why hasn't this been happening more often?

[Loose Cannon]

it's always good around Mania. If you're going to watch WWE, always watch Janary-May. It's usually the best time

[Xero]

It's the only time of the year they actually seem to give a shit.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

They don't really need to give a fuck other than that tbh.

[Testicle]

Side note, I thought it was really bad booking to have the sheamus/christian match end clean. They should have ended it another way, keeping both guys strong for a futrure match-up.

[thejamminone]

I thought Raw was good too.

[Xero]

They don't really need to give a fuck other than that tbh.

I don't know, summer is a pretty big time for them to be making money. Though the build to SummerSlam is usually pretty good too. Not Mania quality, but not shit either.

I'd say January-April and July-August are WWE's best months.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I wish Bret was wrestling a wrestler aka Shawn Michaels :rant:, the heat would be off the fucking charts.

[Lock Jaw]

Side note, I thought it was really bad booking to have the sheamus/christian match end clean. They should have ended it another way, keeping both guys strong for a futrure match-up.

Well with Christian making his way off of ECW, they had to put him back in his place, which is usually underground.

[Xero]

I wish Bret was wrestling a wrestler aka Shawn Michaels :rant:, the heat would be off the fucking charts.

"Wrestling" isn't the word here. "Grappling in hockey punching" is more appropriate.

[Damian Rey]

Well with Christian making his way off of ECW, they had to put him back in his place, which is usually underground.

:lol:

I thought the match was booked well enough. I actually got see Sheamus work, and Christian was in no way squashed, and looked credible despite losing. Sheamus needed the win more than anything.

I have to admit he's been growing on me, due largely to his mic work over recent weeks. They haven't really let him turn loose match wise, other than last night, but he's handled himself well on the stick.

The McMahon/Cena/Hart segment was great, and I'd much rather watch cena in his current role. I think it's fairly obvious that Cena/Bats will be going down at Mania, which makes me content seeing as niether will be anywhere near the title picture, which I think is good and refrshing for both their characters.

Vince/Bret seems to now have drifted away from Cena/Bats and is now heading in its own direction, just as the rumors led us to believe shortly after Bret signed. I'm excited to see what happens next, as last night's usage of Hart was great. From beating up "security" to smashing monitors, I enjoyed the entire segment (outside of Bret falling over himself).

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Well at least when he fell it was because he was blowing shit the fuck up.

[parkmania]

I was really hoping Bret would get on the mic and threaten that he'd keep showing up and destroying equipment until Vince gave in.

[Damian Rey]

Well at least when he fell it was because he was blowing shit the fuck up.

Agreed. It would have been different if he just flopped out of nowhere. Though I admit I was a bit concerned for him as he was breathing real heavy and seemed burnt by the time he got to the announce table. I though he was going to have a heart attack.

[parkmania]

Agreed. It would have been different if he just flopped out of nowhere. Though I admit I was a bit concerned for him as he was breathing real heavy and seemed burnt by the time he got to the announce table. I though he was going to have a heart attack.

I see what you did there...

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

He still moves okay for someone who's had a stroke and is in his 50s, and spent most of his life destroying his body... though I don't think he will be in this shape come mania, he's definitely going to be hitting the gym and getting some cardio in before mania. We'll see though, you can really only expect so much.

[Xero]

I was really hoping Bret would get on the mic and threaten that he'd keep showing up and destroying equipment until Vince gave in.

Should have gotten on the mic saying it was "bullshit".

[The MAC]

bullshit? He cant say that!gasp! Its pg!

How bout : nonsense or fiddlesticks?

[CLAM iNATOR]

I'd have to wager a guess that it'd be either his son Ted, Jr. or maybe even his old sidekick Irwin R. Shyster (I.R.S.). Either of them inducting him would be awesome.

With all due respect, I.R.S. was hardly a sidekick to Ted DiBiase. They captured the tag team gold as Money Inc. on two separate occasions, which, may not seem like a big number by today's standards, but back then was huge (especially consideriding they defeated the Legion of Doom). So if anything, they were equals.