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Kalyx triaD
02-14-2010, 10:41 AM
Greatest villain ever.

http://www.movieforum.com/movies/titles/labyrinth/images/jareth.jpg
Jon Kano
02-14-2010, 11:06 AM
I don't think so
Kalyx triaD
02-14-2010, 11:08 AM
He'll fuck you up.
Loose Cannon
02-14-2010, 11:16 AM
gayest, but not greatest
Kalyx triaD
02-14-2010, 11:17 AM
He sings and dances with Goblins. Win.
Jon Kano
02-14-2010, 12:33 PM
He is also a child abductor, if that kind of thing does it for you, even in the realms of being a villain, then I ask myself 'Why?...why the fuck do you think this?'
Kalyx triaD
02-14-2010, 01:21 PM
He only did what that little bitch wished for. And he would groom the boy to be the next Goblin King. Much better deal than living with a chick who let's goblins kidnap him.
Fignuts
02-14-2010, 01:54 PM
What is wrong with you?
Kalyx triaD
02-14-2010, 02:01 PM
You remind me of the babe.
Kane Knight
02-14-2010, 02:48 PM
He sings and dances with Goblins. Win.

Why do I have a feeling you have a script for "D&D the musical" in the works?
Shadow
02-14-2010, 02:52 PM
PACKAGE!
thedamndest
02-14-2010, 03:43 PM
I have no idea how people can say Dark Crystal is better than Labyrinth due to the lack of David Bowie's package.
Poit
02-14-2010, 09:11 PM
I have no idea how people can say Dark Crystal is better than Labyrinth due to the lack of David Bowie's package.

http://ivealwaysbeenhere.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/6a00e55396b685883301053721a61a970b-800wi.jpg
parkmania
02-14-2010, 09:21 PM
You remind me of the babe.

What babe?

The babe with the power.

What power?

The power of voodoo.

Who do?

You do.

Do what?

Remind me of the babe.







There. I thought I'd help speed things up by giving you credit for the appropriate responses.
Disturbed316
02-15-2010, 01:39 PM
Loved labyrinth.
thedamndest
02-16-2010, 10:46 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8UoG-xQ9Lqc&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8UoG-xQ9Lqc&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Bowie's package should have been its own Muppet voiced by Frank Oz.
Skippord
02-17-2010, 03:07 AM
I had that fucking song stuck in my head for 8 months last year

thanks for bringing it back you asshole