Calling all captioners

[The Ravishing One]

Caption this and the lucky winner will receive a rep from me and 90 days of love.
:love:

[MVP]

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Money wasn't the only thing Ted DiBiasie wanted to put where his mouth is.

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

MVP Officially leading the chase

[Vega]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1

ANDRE (Thinking): Wait a minute...he kind of looks like a baby...

/Austin Powers reference

[loopydate]

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Using DiBiase's laugh as cover, Virgil decided to test his new "Fartriloquist" gimmick. Judging by the look on Andre's face...it works.

[AareDub]

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Spanky and Alfalfa were having a great time at the Little Rascals' reunion, but things turned sour when Buckwheat realized that the other kids actually got paid for the show.

[The Ravishing One]

Great entries so far, keep them coming

[Corkscrewed]

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Finding himself with Ted Debiase and Andre the Giant, Danny Glover wondered what the hell he was really doing here.

[Loose Cannon]

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Dibiase: Hey guys, have you seen Jake, he's been missi....Ohhh shit, how'd he get on that fan?

Andre: Fan? What Fan?

Virgil(to himself): I hope Andre doesn't find out that I also took a sip of his beer.

[The Ravishing One]

LOL at Corkscrewed

Your leading

[The Ravishing One]

lol @ Loose Cannon

I think you may have taken the lead

[Corkscrewed]

LOL at Corkscrewed

Your leading

:D

Repped you for that. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

HAHA Cork.

[The Ravishing One]

I think you may have got your lead back

[The Ravishing One]

at Corkscrewed that was

[The Ravishing One]

Hes resorting to dirty tactics

[Loose Cannon]

***Reps Ravishing One.

[The Ravishing One]

Im certainly feeling the love in here :love:

Im gonna have to ask the people, whos was better Loose canon or Corkscrewed?

The first person (apart from us 3) to reply with an answer will affect the leadership

[The Ravishing One]

May the best man lead

[Corkscrewed]

Me. :shifty:

[aaronkyle86]

corkscrewed :D

[The Ravishing One]

The people have spoken

[The Ravishing One]

Current leader = Corkscrewed

[Corkscrewed]

w00t!!!!

Rep for Aaron. (AFTER HE POSTED mind you!)

[The Ravishing One]

Corkscrewed is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award.

Unless some up and comer can beat him to it????

[aaronkyle86]

I suck at these but what the heck...
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Dibiase shows Andre how much money he saved by switching to Geico...

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

[Loose Cannon]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1

Virgil knew he shoudln't of let Andre test drive Dibiase's new car.

[The Ravishing One]

LOL you get it

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[The Ravishing One]

Loose Canon is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award

[MVP]

This calls for a Triple Threat match:

Caption King Corkscrewed vs.
Wrestling forum veteran Loose Cannon vs.
Lazy wrestling forum main eventer MVP

[Fryza]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1

Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..

[The Ravishing One]

Ok here goes, i give you all 3 pictures and the best overall wins

[The Ravishing One]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1

Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..


LOL

[The Ravishing One]

Here goes number 1

[The Ravishing One]

Number 2.

[MVP]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
The Japanese use ruthless methods for wart removal.

[The Ravishing One]

Number 3.

[The Ravishing One]

Good luck Gentlemen

[The Ravishing One]

Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me

only joking

[MVP]

Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me

only jokingI can't,

shitty computer.

[loopydate]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1

Tonight on WWF Presents American Politics...

Taka Michinoku - AS - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wally Yamaguchi - AS - George W. Bush
Val Venis - AS - U.S. Constitution
Sho Funaki - AS - Big Business
Dick Togo - AS - The Religious Right
Mens Teioh - AS - FOX News

[Loose Cannon]

lol at wart remover MVP

[Loose Cannon]

OH Christ, loopy's here. It's over


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[loopydate]

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ANDRE: Greg? GREG? Speak to me! Oh, no! I shouldn't have let you watch the "Tutti Frutti" video...

[loopydate]

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Rising from a deep sleep, Richard Rood couldn't help but notice that his pillow had become bonier...his bed had become bigger...and only half as many people were watching. This must be a dream.

[Loose Cannon]

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This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.

[loopydate]

rofl

[Innovator]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1

You know the stereotype about Japanese guys? Kaitenai "evens" the odds

[Vega]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1

The Japanese in the back were sick and tired about hearing Val Venis brag about how much bigger American penises were, so they decided to do something about it.

[Vega]

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One of the WWE's lesser used gimmicks nowadays, the "who can get to sleep the fastest" match used to be quite popular.

[Vega]

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I'M GONNA EAT YA!

[Corkscrewed]

Where the heck did that Japanese picture come from anyway????

[Savio]

Who the hell is that guy?

[Corkscrewed]

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Things weren't looking good for Triple H when the Japanese smarks got a hold of him...

[Corkscrewed]

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That! Was! MY! Juicy! Fruit!

[Corkscrewed]

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And here is a rare clip of the old days, when Triple H was just beginning to master his hold-down aura.

[Loose Cannon]

That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.

[Corkscrewed]

^ wtf? LMAO!!!

[Rock Bottom]

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When DiBiase went to bail Virgil out of jail, he realized he'd need twice as much money to do so, as Andre's affection toward his bitch grew overnight.

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The Japenese had finally gotten a hold of the final producer of "Final Fantasy X-2."

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Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?

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Rick: So relaxing, I can hear the ocean. Mick was right...
Ref: *Farts*
Rick: Ah, the peaceful oceanic storm... Like a tsunami from paradise...

[Rock Bottom]

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This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.

ROFL, even if it's not a normal caption, that has to be archived!

[Blue Demon]

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Andre: Who Does Number 2 work for?!?!?!


OR


Andre: You copied my whopper

[Wondermouse]

http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1085&stc=1

Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?


ROFL. :y::y:

[loopydate]

That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.

You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

[Rock Bottom]

You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

LOL, I remember that.

[The Ravishing One]

:lol: some great captions

[Corkscrewed]

You left out the best/worst part.

The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...

...wait for it...

...John Bobbitt.

I am so seriously not making this up.

You're kidding me.

Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO

[The Ravishing One]

Ok,

Who should win this and receive 90 days of love from me, plus a rep

*Asking the non captioners*

[Rock Bottom]

Loose Cannon's "Vince Russo Dungeon" is like one of the best captions ever.

[The Ravishing One]

Yeah it's hot

[El Santo]

You're kidding me.

Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO

Yeah. You gotta wonder how bad the Eugene angle could be if Vince Russo were still writing. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

Yeah Cork, you gotta archive my "Dungeon" Caption. I mean I don't usually plug my own captions, but I really liked that one and I think that's a great one.

[Corkscrewed]

There's no topic for it tho... hey LC, why don't you start a Miscellaneous Captions Archive? :D (I'm lazy; busy)


Anyway, I just thought of one (well, it's not mine originally... technically...)

Brian: "Um, Val, you sure about this? You're usually aren't too good in tight situations.
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Val: "Okay, okay. How many stinkin' Japanese samurai does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One stinkin' Japanese samurai to change the light bulb, and two stinkin' Japanese samurai to commit ritualistic Japanese suicide for messing it up.

Heheheeheheheheheeheheh!!!!!"

(rep if possible for the easy reference)

[The Ravishing One]

:lol:

[The Ravishing One]

Ladies and Gentlemen.......

The winner of the Ravishing award, who will win a rep from me and 90 days of love is.........

Loose Cannon

[The Ravishing One]

90 days have begun

I love you Loose canon :love:

[Loose Cannon]

lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D

[The Ravishing One]

lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D
*rep*

Well the 1st Ravishing award is now done, it'll be back in 3 months. (In other words when the 90 days of love is over)

:love:

[Corkscrewed]

Die!!!!

And to think I wasted a perfectly great Family Guy caption on this! :mad:

[Evolution]

I know I'm too late but this one just came to me.

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Ted: "Hey Andre, 'Where will YOU be when your dhiorrea acts up?'"

Andre: (Through gritted teeth) "Shut up!"

[loopydate]

The right caption won, but...I thought my "American Politics" one was pretty good... :(

J/K

[The Ravishing One]

:lol: