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The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 09:18 PM
Caption this and the lucky winner will receive a rep from me and 90 days of love.
:love:
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1
Money wasn't the only thing Ted DiBiasie wanted to put where his mouth is.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 09:22 PM
:lol:
MVP Officially leading the chase
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1
ANDRE (Thinking): Wait a minute...he kind of looks like a baby...
/Austin Powers reference
loopydate
04-12-2004, 09:25 PM
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Using DiBiase's laugh as cover, Virgil decided to test his new "Fartriloquist" gimmick. Judging by the look on Andre's face...it works.
AareDub
04-12-2004, 09:27 PM
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Spanky and Alfalfa were having a great time at the Little Rascals' reunion, but things turned sour when Buckwheat realized that the other kids actually got paid for the show.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 09:28 PM
Great entries so far, keep them coming
Corkscrewed
04-12-2004, 10:09 PM
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Finding himself with Ted Debiase and Andre the Giant, Danny Glover wondered what the hell he was really doing here.
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 10:11 PM
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Dibiase: Hey guys, have you seen Jake, he's been missi....Ohhh shit, how'd he get on that fan?
Andre: Fan? What Fan?
Virgil(to himself): I hope Andre doesn't find out that I also took a sip of his beer.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:11 PM
LOL at Corkscrewed
Your leading
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:11 PM
lol @ Loose Cannon
I think you may have taken the lead
Corkscrewed
04-12-2004, 10:13 PM
LOL at Corkscrewed
Your leading
:D
Repped you for that. ;)
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 10:14 PM
HAHA Cork.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:14 PM
I think you may have got your lead back
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:14 PM
at Corkscrewed that was
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:15 PM
Hes resorting to dirty tactics
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 10:15 PM
***Reps Ravishing One.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:20 PM
Im certainly feeling the love in here :love:
Im gonna have to ask the people, whos was better Loose canon or Corkscrewed?
The first person (apart from us 3) to reply with an answer will affect the leadership
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:20 PM
May the best man lead
Corkscrewed
04-12-2004, 10:24 PM
Me. :shifty:
aaronkyle86
04-12-2004, 10:26 PM
corkscrewed :D
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:26 PM
The people have spoken
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:27 PM
Current leader = Corkscrewed
Corkscrewed
04-12-2004, 10:29 PM
w00t!!!!
Rep for Aaron. (AFTER HE POSTED mind you!)
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:33 PM
Corkscrewed is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award.
Unless some up and comer can beat him to it????
aaronkyle86
04-12-2004, 10:36 PM
I suck at these but what the heck...
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1
Dibiase shows Andre how much money he saved by switching to Geico...
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:37 PM
:lol:
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 10:39 PM
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Virgil knew he shoudln't of let Andre test drive Dibiase's new car.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:42 PM
LOL you get it
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 10:44 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:48 PM
Loose Canon is currently in line for the prestigious Ravishing award
This calls for a Triple Threat match:
Caption King Corkscrewed vs.
Wrestling forum veteran Loose Cannon vs.
Lazy wrestling forum main eventer MVP
Fryza
04-12-2004, 10:55 PM
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Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:55 PM
Ok here goes, i give you all 3 pictures and the best overall wins
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 10:56 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1
Oh no, you don't fool Virgil very well. He's watched those movies. The big, dopey white, the rich white guy, and the butler-ish black guy. To find his escape before he dies first..
LOL
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 11:02 PM
Here goes number 1
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 11:04 PM
Number 2.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
The Japanese use ruthless methods for wart removal.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 11:07 PM
Number 3.
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 11:07 PM
Good luck Gentlemen
The Ravishing One
04-12-2004, 11:08 PM
Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me
only joking
Oh and MVP to enter you have to rep me
only jokingI can't,
shitty computer.
loopydate
04-12-2004, 11:14 PM
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Tonight on WWF Presents American Politics...
Taka Michinoku - AS - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wally Yamaguchi - AS - George W. Bush
Val Venis - AS - U.S. Constitution
Sho Funaki - AS - Big Business
Dick Togo - AS - The Religious Right
Mens Teioh - AS - FOX News
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 11:15 PM
lol at wart remover MVP
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 11:15 PM
OH Christ, loopy's here. It's over
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
loopydate
04-12-2004, 11:16 PM
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ANDRE: Greg? GREG? Speak to me! Oh, no! I shouldn't have let you watch the "Tutti Frutti" video...
loopydate
04-12-2004, 11:18 PM
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Rising from a deep sleep, Richard Rood couldn't help but notice that his pillow had become bonier...his bed had become bigger...and only half as many people were watching. This must be a dream.
Loose Cannon
04-12-2004, 11:20 PM
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This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.
loopydate
04-12-2004, 11:21 PM
rofl
Innovator
04-12-2004, 11:35 PM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
You know the stereotype about Japanese guys? Kaitenai "evens" the odds
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
The Japanese in the back were sick and tired about hearing Val Venis brag about how much bigger American penises were, so they decided to do something about it.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1086&stc=1
One of the WWE's lesser used gimmicks nowadays, the "who can get to sleep the fastest" match used to be quite popular.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1085&stc=1
I'M GONNA EAT YA!
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 12:51 AM
Where the heck did that Japanese picture come from anyway????
Savio
04-13-2004, 12:53 AM
Who the hell is that guy?
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 12:54 AM
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Things weren't looking good for Triple H when the Japanese smarks got a hold of him...
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 12:57 AM
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That! Was! MY! Juicy! Fruit!
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 12:57 AM
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And here is a rare clip of the old days, when Triple H was just beginning to master his hold-down aura.
Loose Cannon
04-13-2004, 12:58 AM
That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 01:12 AM
^ wtf? LMAO!!!
Rock Bottom
04-13-2004, 04:19 AM
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When DiBiase went to bail Virgil out of jail, he realized he'd need twice as much money to do so, as Andre's affection toward his bitch grew overnight.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
The Japenese had finally gotten a hold of the final producer of "Final Fantasy X-2."
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1085&stc=1
Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1086&stc=1
Rick: So relaxing, I can hear the ocean. Mick was right...
Ref: *Farts*
Rick: Ah, the peaceful oceanic storm... Like a tsunami from paradise...
Rock Bottom
04-13-2004, 04:23 AM
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This is what happens when Stu Hart lets Vince Russo run The Dungeon for a few hours.
ROFL, even if it's not a normal caption, that has to be archived!
Blue Demon
04-13-2004, 08:53 AM
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Andre: Who Does Number 2 work for?!?!?!
OR
Andre: You copied my whopper
Wondermouse
04-13-2004, 09:15 AM
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Valentine: *Cough* Andre, stop choking me!
Andre: That's what you get for poking me!
Valentine: Your hand is... Too strong...
Andre: Wait until you see my schlong!
Valentine: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Andre: Anybody wanna peanut?
ROFL. :y::y:
loopydate
04-13-2004, 09:41 AM
That's Val Venis. It happened back in 98 or so. Venis came out and saved that girl, who was the guy with the sword's wife, from being humiliated in the ring by the Kaienti(sp) stable. Val begins making movies with that girl while feuding with Kaienti. Then Taka starts teaming with Val to take on Kaienti. In a tag match Taka and that girl turn on Val and Kaienti and Taka drag Val to the back and proceed to chop his thing off. CAMERAS turned off just when it was about to happen.
You left out the best/worst part.
The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...
...wait for it...
...John Bobbitt.
I am so seriously not making this up.
Rock Bottom
04-13-2004, 09:43 AM
You left out the best/worst part.
The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...
...wait for it...
...John Bobbitt.
I am so seriously not making this up.
LOL, I remember that.
The Ravishing One
04-13-2004, 10:23 AM
:lol: some great captions
Corkscrewed
04-13-2004, 05:50 PM
You left out the best/worst part.
The next week on RAW, Venis came out, penis entact, for a match. It turns out that - at the last possible second - Val was saved by...
...wait for it...
...John Bobbitt.
I am so seriously not making this up.
You're kidding me.
Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO
The Ravishing One
04-15-2004, 07:49 AM
Ok,
Who should win this and receive 90 days of love from me, plus a rep
*Asking the non captioners*
Rock Bottom
04-15-2004, 08:51 AM
Loose Cannon's "Vince Russo Dungeon" is like one of the best captions ever.
The Ravishing One
04-15-2004, 10:59 AM
Yeah it's hot
El Santo
04-15-2004, 11:52 AM
You're kidding me.
Man, and we complain about Eugene? LMAO
Yeah. You gotta wonder how bad the Eugene angle could be if Vince Russo were still writing. ;)
Loose Cannon
04-15-2004, 01:34 PM
Yeah Cork, you gotta archive my "Dungeon" Caption. I mean I don't usually plug my own captions, but I really liked that one and I think that's a great one.
Corkscrewed
04-16-2004, 01:13 AM
There's no topic for it tho... hey LC, why don't you start a Miscellaneous Captions Archive? :D (I'm lazy; busy)
Anyway, I just thought of one (well, it's not mine originally... technically...)
Brian: "Um, Val, you sure about this? You're usually aren't too good in tight situations.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1084&stc=1
Val: "Okay, okay. How many stinkin' Japanese samurai does it take to change a light bulb?
Three.
One stinkin' Japanese samurai to change the light bulb, and two stinkin' Japanese samurai to commit ritualistic Japanese suicide for messing it up.
Heheheeheheheheheeheheh!!!!!"
(rep if possible for the easy reference)
The Ravishing One
04-16-2004, 07:47 AM
:lol:
The Ravishing One
04-16-2004, 07:49 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen.......
The winner of the Ravishing award, who will win a rep from me and 90 days of love is.........
Loose Cannon
The Ravishing One
04-16-2004, 07:50 AM
90 days have begun
I love you Loose canon :love:
Loose Cannon
04-16-2004, 10:16 AM
lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D
The Ravishing One
04-16-2004, 02:35 PM
lol at the Pepsi Man avatar. And thanks for the award :D
*rep*
Well the 1st Ravishing award is now done, it'll be back in 3 months. (In other words when the 90 days of love is over)
:love:
Corkscrewed
04-17-2004, 01:36 AM
Die!!!!
And to think I wasted a perfectly great Family Guy caption on this! :mad:
Evolution
04-17-2004, 02:22 PM
I know I'm too late but this one just came to me.
http://www.tpww.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1079&stc=1
Ted: "Hey Andre, 'Where will YOU be when your dhiorrea acts up?'"
Andre: (Through gritted teeth) "Shut up!"
loopydate
04-17-2004, 09:40 PM
The right caption won, but...I thought my "American Politics" one was pretty good... :(
J/K
The Ravishing One
04-18-2004, 09:36 AM
:lol:
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