Wrestlers' Tweets... Before Twitter..

[Xero]

RealAndreGiant lol pounding brewskiez b4 mania. UP 2 84!

bigvanvader MY FUCKIN EYE STAN! WHAT THE FUCK!?

RabidWolverine (This user's Twitter account has been suspended)

meanmark65 FYI-that knife was real. in ER now. Nice rib Vince, you asshole.

chynabigandtall cant wait to see my huntee <3

HBK469 I won the bet. Four rats drank my piss tonight.

stephiemcmahon @machomadnessREAL Had fun last night. Come over again tomorrow!

machomadnessREAL @stephiemcmahon OH SHIT! DELETE THAT!

stephiemcmahon OMG HOW!? I THOT THAT WAS A DIRECT MESSAGE!?

VKMcMAHON I'll be seeing you at the tapings, Randy.

[Skippord]

Chris Benoit: The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open

[Droford]

EZE @StunningSteve sorry to have to tell u this, but ur fired.

StunningSteve @EZE u stupid sonovabitch Twitter hasn't been invented yet.

EZE @StunningSteve well in that case, keep an eye on ur snail mail.

[Juan]

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[weather vane]

lol

[Droford]

<3brkid I've lost my :)

Dudekind @<)brkid yeah, well I lost my ear..big whoop

thesnakeJake - I lost my crack! sum1 help me find it!

[Xero]

thighpads4ahmed - I'll hook ya up.

[Droford]

TheLexExpress - gonna win the belt at WMX! (11:31pm 3/19/94)

TheLexExpress - oops..um..how do I delete that last 1 (11:32pm 3/19/94)

NYReporter - too late (11:33pm 3/19/94)

TheLexExpress - f*ck g*ddamnit (11:35pm 3/19/94)

excellenceofexecution - thanks Lex! Owe ya a big one!

[Xero]

sidizawsum - @meanmark65 sry about our last match

[parkmania]

whosnext - @hitmanbret sry about our last match

[parkmania]

bigpoppapump - @sidizawsum sry about our last match

[Droford]

LeslieNielsen - if you see the real Undertaker, holla back

Cactus @LeslieNielsen - have you checked in Cleveland?

[Sixx]

Taker69 LULZ SidV is a stinker

SidV fukk u

Taker69 LOLOLOLOLOL

[RatedGSuperstar]

LetItSnow: @LethalWeapon hey will u wear a cheesehead w/ me?
LethalWeapon: @LetItSnow http://bit.ly/csHqMl

[parkmania]

charliehustle - coming to WM17. REALLY hope @bigredmonster isn't there.

[Xero]

glenndds - lol u guys will never guess what im gonna b repackaged as

meanmark65 - @glenndds you mean regifted.

[HBPunk]

9thwonder - gettin tits done now...using my old penis and balls lol

[Droford]

aldomontoya - its not a jockstrap guys..reallly

[HBPunk]

9thwonder - gettin tits done now...using my old penis and balls lol

well this is the best and funniest so far imo

[Perry Saturn]

Chris Benoit: The dogs are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open

:rofl: Thats terrible in the best kinda way :rofl:

[HBPunk]

VKMcMAHON anyone see my penis? lolz kisses

[Nark Order]

123syxx- ROFL made a sextape w a tranny last nite

[Nark Order]

unlockyrdestNEv1- adam u bastard. lita u whore. gonna make yr life a living hell!1

ravensflock13 @ unlockyrdestNEv1 ROFL. did he piss on her 2?

[KIRA]

HBK34:My knees and bAck gave out and...lets see....I lost my smile

HunterWWFCHAMPSMDAY:Yea man that sounds really good I'm sure vince wont make you drop the title now btw speaking of Vince how hot is his daughter?

machomadnessREAL :@hunterwwfchampsmday. No one shucks my corn but me yeah! you stay away from my piece.

[Sixx]

well this is the best and funniest so far imo

If noone praises you - do it yourself.

[HBPunk]

If noone praises you - do it yourself.

you damn skippy bitch :drool:

[HBPunk]

WHITEKIRWAN05 : Got sweeeeeet new idea for character, die shelton die

[Hanso Amore]

EnoughizEnough - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KemperArena -HOLY SHIT

[The Jayman]

EnoughizEnough - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KemperArena -HOLY SHIT

excellenceofexecution@EnoughizEnough - Hey, how's the new gimmick comming along? I texted you about an hour ago but haven't heard from you.

[HBPunk]

excellenceofexecution@EnoughizEnough - i washed yor wifes panties earlier, got the blood out, sorry again

[Hanso Amore]

PimpinAintEZ - Looks like Owen took an early flight lolz, I win!

[Swiss Ultimate]

xXxFranchisexXxECW69 - got neet idea 4 2nite, nvlves nwa blt. ECW!ECW!ECW!

[KIRA]

ChynaWhite9th -Got a hard on thinking about hunter tonight

[Xero]

pauled don't worry, we're having the ppv in march. also, all your checks r in the mail. i have a plan. #ecwroster

THETOMMYDREAMER I <3 u @pauled. cant wait!

rhynoglue uh, ne1 watching raw? #ecwroster

KIDKASHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK!?

francine469 ofuck

WHOLEFUCKINSHOW lol u guys wanna come over and chill? got sum good shit, makin me see @pauled on raw lol

[HBPunk]

BISCHTNA - Lame thread on tpww now

[GD]

Scooty2Hotty: I hope they don't chop my balls in the operation theatre.

[Swiss Ultimate]

Stonecoldfan69Oklahoma - How in the hell is he standing?

[HBPunk]

Scooty

You utter wang :rofl:

[GD]

That was kinda intentional :-\

[HBPunk]

That was kinda intentional :-\

Yes i thought so cos its very very funny and makes you look smart

[HBPunk]

9thwonder - gettin tits done now...using my old penis and balls lol

This is easily the very best one by a long shot, utterly hilarious

[GD]

Yes i thought so cos its very very funny and makes you look smart

Sigh. I know it wasn't funny at all. Just typed the first thing that came to my mind.

[ministrychick77]

mikethemiz- i has chicken
LayfieldNRG- @mikethemiz- banned from locker room for 6 months
mikethemiz- /sad

[GD]

mikethemiz- i has chicken
LayfieldNRG- @mikethemiz- banned from locker room for 6 months
mikethemiz- /sad

:y::y::y: :yes:

[HBPunk]

mikethemiz- i has chicken
LayfieldNRG- @mikethemiz- banned from locker room for 6 months
mikethemiz- /sad

Miz types like a drunk walrus

[Swiss Ultimate]

HBPunk is such a great, logical poster. :D

[Hanso Amore]

BroozerBrody: Going to meet Invader, wonder what he wants?

[parkmania]

kingjerry - having a meeting with @iamlatkagravas today. Love him on the show. Wonder what he wants.

[Xero]

gcallaway finally got laid
gcallaway btw, rip katie

[Hanso Amore]

LieCheatStealEG - Just has a great match with Kennedy, looking forward to the mega show tomorrow, gonna get some shut eye

[Droford]

ChuckyDoll @ Dogfacegremlin this was such a bad idea, just like my last 3 movies...

Dogfacegremlin @ ChuckECheese WOOF WOOF WOOF

[Xero]

batistaisbom ne1 have cheats 4 ddr?
owenbrown @batistaisbom uuddlrlrba start

[Swiss Ultimate]

xxXhoganwo4lyffeXxx - lol, they let me book tna now
russoholic69 - i no rite? lol
SpongeofLove - hey bro, get me a job 2